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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was this guy who claimed he was related to James Cameron, I think he asserted himself as one of his sons. Honestly, that seemed a little credible.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember that, he posted a few times. It was 100 % Cameron himself larping. Typed exactly like him.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anything to substantiate this?
    Not Cinemaphile but in 2012, I remember someone claiming to be Marilyn Manson was on a /b/ thread, and his evidence wasn't a timestamped photo but a soundcloud voice clip saying "Hi, /b/."

    Also, before Lorde was popular there was a thread saying "Hey what do you think of my music? inb4 breasts or the kitchen. Her twitter officially denies this.

    Also there's the schizo infographic that alleges Taylor Swift uses Cinemaphile, and is somewhat compelling.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Weeknd used to plug House of Balloons on Cinemaphile

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yup, I remember that. I listened to that EP and I was like "This guy's going to be fricking huge".

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          to this day I've never had that with an artist's first EP, every song holds up. He's one of the very few megafamous people who deserves every bit of success

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, you did it man. Good job.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              thanks mate *kisses you*

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every time I try to remember what his songs sound like I just remember that "It's Too Late to Apologize" song instead

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Weeknd used to plug House of Balloons on Cinemaphile
        I never browsed Cinemaphile too much. Were those the guys who had a Q&A with a tripcode on Cinemaphile atleast once? perhaps they did it alot more than once?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          the weeknd is one guy and he didnt use a tripcode, i doubt he even posted on Cinemaphile

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        same with Toro Y Moi

        I think a lot of the early 2010s online artist were at least aware of Cinemaphile especially when Death Grips started

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep I remember that. There was tons of “hype” when House of Balloons dropped on Cinemaphile that was TOTALLY organic, I was in high school and a huge Cinemaphiletant at the time. I couldn’t understand why a literal who was getting like four threads at a time but on that day it came out I listened to it and liked it well enough. I still listen to it every once in a while, it’s my go-to boning album even still. Crazy how far that fricker has come, in retrospect he succeeded in the penultimate shill campaign on here

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What is it you think penultimate means, moron?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            it means ultimate ultimate duh

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Danny Brown referenced going to the kiwifarms recently and they're pretty based adjacent to us

      https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yR6AVL45iuo

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        danny brown talks about /b/

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure the Lorde thing was found out to be a producer or someone working on her music at the time, not actually her herself.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Also, before Lorde was popular there was a thread saying "Hey what do you think of my music? inb4 breasts or the kitchen. Her twitter officially denies this.
        I was in that thread, apparently, it was her producer with an early version of "Royals" he needed advice on.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Schizo infographic

      >Taylor names her cat after a winning dubs roll.
      >Article is released about Taylor Swift's new cat, including the cat's name being the very name won in the thread two days before with a picture of the exact same flop eared kitten with Taylor Swift.
      Look man, there's schizo, and then there is coincidence, but not this time.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I habeeb it too

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i rely belib it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the guy who did this admitted to doing it, its not her

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I habeeb it too

        i rely belib it

        the guy who did this admitted to doing it, its not her

        Is there anything to substantiate this?
        Not Cinemaphile but in 2012, I remember someone claiming to be Marilyn Manson was on a /b/ thread, and his evidence wasn't a timestamped photo but a soundcloud voice clip saying "Hi, /b/."

        Also, before Lorde was popular there was a thread saying "Hey what do you think of my music? inb4 breasts or the kitchen. Her twitter officially denies this.

        Also there's the schizo infographic that alleges Taylor Swift uses Cinemaphile, and is somewhat compelling.

        Check the date on the infographic then the date on the tweet. The tweet came before. I'm surprised many anons are this dumb.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          WHATEVER tAYLOR

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm surprised many anons are this dumb
          You're the real dumb one if you're surprised by us being dumb

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure Trevor Moore did at least once.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he posted with a timestamp

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      based & killed-by-the-cia-pilled funnyman.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never understood this. He doesn't really say anything that crazy and all his notable work is from early 2000s-2010

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          kitty history

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He did, I remember seeing the verification pic. He wished a guy happy birthday.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Garandthumb unironically has tripgayged on /k/

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >celebrity
      >Garandthumb
      choose one

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ecelebs are as gay as normal celebrities

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Youtube is TV, get over it boomer.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he looks he's been revived from the dead

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >post dick
      Classic

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit, looking at old photos, he's always looked spooky as hell

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      stay pleb oldie

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like robert pattinson probably posts and browses round here, but will obviously never confirm it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Him talking about FF waifu wars in a Batman interview made me think this.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can confirm

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone from The Batman or who worked on it definitely started posting here a lot recently

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gay actor Michael Douglas here, any questions?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      hi there Mike, is there a cure for me being gay? also my dick is small

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, there is a cure, just find a good wife who's ok with threesomes (with men of course).
        Just ask my wife Catherine, she loves watching me cleaning after her bull creampied her.
        Best regards;
        Michael

    • 7 months ago
      Dunkaccino

      Unironically explain what the point of basic instinct was.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    John Bernthal posts here daily. He’s the one forcing that burn local thing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do you call those digits? dub trip dubs?
      and checked obviously

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jonny b's posts local burns

      ...it's bullshit but I believe it.
      /ourlocalburner (propane and propane accessories)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would never believe it if it wasnt for them digits damn

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He makes threads about himself.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Come say that to my face not online

        • 7 months ago
          Dunkaccino

          Hi John, they killed you off to early in twd

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He a real one

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I believe that Shatner is single handedly responsible for ruining /b/.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I believe it when you tell me that William Shatner is a prolific shitposter.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fappening did that

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      brent spiner confirmed that shatner doesn't run his twitter account

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine thinking Shatner talks to Spiner.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll bet he talks to shatners shit posting personal assistant

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice try, Bill.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based Kirk. You just know he bullied that homosexual chink.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You do know Shatner is israeli, right

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that account from that actor from euphoria?

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone claiming to be Sam Simons brother was posting here a month ago, giving some behind-the-scenes info on classic simpsons.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one will know that I'm actually Taylor Swift.

    Btw, you're all homosexuals.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a big meanie for what you did to Tom Hiddleston.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You shut your bloody mouth.
        ~ Tom

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tom Hiddleston here. We talked it out in Cinemaphile DMs, and the poster explained his reasoning. I'm sorry for being a cum-guzzling homosexual

          Regards,
          - TH

          No.

          - TH

          He doesn't consider it gay, he makes me wear women's clothing and speak in a falsetto

          - TH

          I'm inclined to think so. I think he enjoys domineering men, it's not even sexual. I don't think he's ever cum inside of me

          - TH

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            TTD - Total Twink Death

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hiddleston looks like a shrunken rabbi here

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              The lawsuit is BACK ON. Please send me your IP address.

              -TH

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Charges, officer?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Being rude to an A-List celebrity

              • 7 months ago
                OP

                How did you survive?

                >Replied to the wrong person
                I will be killing myself now

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you should smother your baby to death

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tom we all know you were the i heart ts shirt.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you and the Nobody actually a couple?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      congrats on removing brazilian.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The brother of a Simpsons writer who posted a few months ago

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello, Bruce Willis here... AMA

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hello, Bruce Willis here... AMA

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello, Bruce Willis here... AMA

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Also, before Lorde was popular there was a thread saying "Hey what do you think of my music? inb4 breasts or the kitchen. Her twitter officially denies this.
    I was in that thread, apparently, it was her producer with an early version of "Royals" he needed advice on.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello, Bruce Willis here... or am I?

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    /brit/ over on Cinemaphile has singer Ronan Keating as a regular poster.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey guys, Bruce Willis here. AMA

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      We got the joke.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Joke? Its me Bruce Willis. AMA

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey guys, Bruce Willis here. AMA

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i laughed

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Rock here, stay litty

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No celebrity will ever admit to browsing this place, so what's the point in speculating?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      back in the day moot got deadmau5e and andrew wk to post on mu

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >andrew wk
        I heard that he was actually kind of shitty irl, I took it with a grain.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would she degrade herself like this?

        • 7 months ago
          Bruce

          I think that was least degrading thing she had done within that hour.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello, Bruce Willis here... AMA

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ryan Gosling is in this very thread.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, I am literally Ryan Gosling.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ryan Gosling is literally me.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey its me, forgot my name right now but im good

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Joke? Its me Bruce Willis. AMA

      Hello, Bruce Willis here... AMA

      Hey guys, Bruce Willis here. AMA

      Hello, Bruce Willis here... or am I?

      Made me kek hard, thank you Bruce

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have family that works in entertainment, I can confirm that celebs do in fact post here. btw they hate everyone else just like you homosexuals.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    back when they were remaking fantastic four with the black human torch josh trank the director got so mad he started shitposting on here

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The slylock Fox creator has showed up on Cinemaphile and even drew some of their suggestions in his strip.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What were some of the suggestions?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I left Cinemaphile partially because it filled up with creators shilling their donut steels all day every day

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amy Seimetz once accidentally uploaded a still from her webcam in a thread about walled actresses.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least it was on topic

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      would

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        same
        she's got kind of a milfy vibe going on

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      """accidentaly"""

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to do this all the time when I got my new phone.
      Thank frick I'm a nobody

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Amy Seimetz once accidentally uploaded a still from her webcam in a thread about walled actresses.

        you fricking idiots

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Amy Seimetz
      >41

      she can still get it tho

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks good for 42

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >She looks good for 42

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Amy Seimetz once accidentally uploaded a still from her webcam in a thread about walled actresses.
      lmao

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Amy Seimetz once accidentally uploaded a still from her webcam in a thread about walled actresses.

        same

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      can you link that thread i cant find it?
      but i did find one where a guy bought her stage prop clothes and found one of her pubes
      lel
      https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/180779257/

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/180779257/
        >Jesus fricking Christ. Something just tells me this is 100% her pube, too. I've seen her bush in Alexander the Last and it's precisely the right color and length. Blonde, a bit of a dirty tone, and trimmed but not shaved.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats a big pube

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well, watch Alexander the Last and see if it lines up.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is a Shane Carruth post, but he should be making a movie instead of shitposting

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Freddie Prinze Jr is a frequent poster on Cinemaphile
    He's probably here right now.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish hed post nudes of his wife.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he certainly has the free time

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well frick, now I want to talk about Wing Commander. A movie doesn't have to be good to be enjoyable, that movie is somehow awesome despite being barely adequate.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I THINK Cinemaphile SUCKS

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro start a wrestling promotion already, you'd BTFO Tiny Con in an instant.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    trent reznor posts on Cinemaphile

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of musicians used to post on Cinemaphile. Andrew CK springs to mind as well. But that was before Cinemaphile became what it is now.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What is it now and what was it before?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          An anonymous space where people could discuss things without politics being brought up every 2 seconds. It didn't have the "nazi" association back then.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah im an oldgay and /misc/ dynamics spilled onto almost every active board here

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              only because politics were forced into every medium. if they just stopped that shit, all Cinemaphile threads wouldn't devolve into arguments about politics

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, it's /misc/.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              do not blame pol for actions of fricking normalgays. we just reacting to their degeneracy and trying to wake people up.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cinemaphile used to get a lot of people from the industry too. Actually Fionna from Adventure Time exists from Cinemaphile asking one of the people who worked on the show to draw a genderbent Finn.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes, Andrew Cinemaphile

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        pol fricked a lot of it up because now everytime far right schizos get banned from somewhere they go straight to pol.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't be too out of the blue

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you have probably called trent reznor a homosexual at some point

      get fricked Black person

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will Smith here. If you're going to talk about my wife then try doing it in front of someone who will actually beat the fool out of you like her boyfriend. Thank you and you will be hearing from my attorneys.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >will smith here

      bullshit...willy s would 100% start conspiracy theories and claim he was Shatner

      I do absolutely believe Harvey Wallbanger from TMZ posts in here just to start shit.

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Emma Roberts is the one who keep posting whose the best "Emma"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only thing Emma did wrong was love Evan Peters too much

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best Emma would do a thing like that

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    brad pitt and angelina jolie used post on /k/ years ago he had a hand gun collection and she was a knifegay, pitt was based but he has not been around for years

  34. 7 months ago
    Bruce Willis

    Hey guys, I though I'd surprise you with an AMA.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are you a homosexual?

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    does pic related count?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He did mention the pasta, right? If so, yes he definitely lurks here to seethe.

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Shane Carruth and I browse Cinemaphile daily, but don't post as much as I used to.

    I started browsing Cinemaphile maybe 7-8 years ago. I remember Cinemaphile having better quality overall back then, but also more spam threads.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      who?

      • 7 months ago
        Bruce Willis

        Bruce Willis. AMA

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where the frick is modern ocean?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have a couple of projects lined up for streaming services that I'm in talks about right now.
        If things go well I might revisit the movie scripts, but currently the entire landscape of the US movie industry is not conductive to that.
        Best chance is to push it through the streaming services since they currently offer the most freedom with projects. But that also changes from month to month based on current trends.
        Essentially it's a waiting game for a window of opportunity to open up.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hope it happens soon. Looking forward to whatever you’re doing.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm supposed to believe a guy who made a feature film with a seven thousand dollar budget is just waiting for somebody to give him permission to make something

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      big if true

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, Cinemaphile was better when it was more openly pedo

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Howdy Shane. Loved Primer.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      make more sci-fi

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gets flushed out by the seimetzposter
      >again
      Dude, you have to move on.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I habeeb it. Shane is autistic enough to post on Cinemaphile. Maybe even too autistic to post

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, he 100% did way back when. He answered a bunch of questions about the camerawork on Primer.

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    milla jovovich, plz fart on me.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you Milla asking to be farted on or are you begging Milla to fart on you

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        To fart on me.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, I want Milla to fart on me.
      If she likes being farted on, I'll fricking do it.
      Been a lot of protein intake the last few days. They're pretty horrific and linger heavy. Her farts are probably squeakers that dissipate rapidly, so she'll have to get close to get me. Preferably sitting on my face, unclothed.
      Don't mind the tongue, sometimes it acts on it's own.

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Clive Myrie. Ask me questions pertaining to me, Clive Myrie.

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a celebrity but I am a musician who has hung out with famous people AMA

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      death grips is that you? next album when?

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jean-Luc Godard posted on /film/ and was communicating everyday that he was going to be dead soon. After he killed himself, the posts mysteriously stopped completely.

    He was a troll to the end and he enjoyed /film/ discussions.

    A few times I'm convinced I talked to him about FNW because he knew things no one could've possibly known unless they were there.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to believe this because the quality of /film/ dropped drastically after he killed himself. I also think it would be pretty cool if he helped contribute to some of the charts. I need to see the short he made before he killed himself to see if he snuck any /film/ references in there

  42. 7 months ago
    Bill

    Not gonna lie bro I’ll be sad when he dies

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That troony and brie larson post here every day

  44. 7 months ago
    Brie

    Brie Larson here, I'm having a hard time right now please don't be mean to me.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brie is for bullying!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >brie is for bully!

        ...not gonna lie, I would let Brie bully me with a reverse mortgage.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      stay strong brie

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        strong brie??!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aidan Gillen here, frick all of youse fricking c**ts and your stupid fricking memes.

    • 7 months ago
      Bruce

      Willis here. AMA

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For You

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one of these posters isn't lying and we will never know

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if they don't remember if they're lying?

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a celebrity but a former artist on The Simpson's comic drew this in a thread after being requested, there was a tweet later on it but can't find it since.

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I told you who I am you wouldn't believe me. You would ask for proof and I'm not dumb enough to tank my career especially with a movie coming out soon. I mean people post Dead bodies here, and racist stuff about Pools closing. I could give you 3 reasons but those two are good enough. 🙂 So I will keep posting anonymously.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Send me a free cell phone, Ryan.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ryan, good for you being uber rich off your looks

      But please man, stop it with the too cool for school shtick. It got tired a decade ago.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just say it
      You have plausible deniability if you don't prove it anyway.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I mean people post Dead bodies here, and racist stuff about Pools closing
      I don't care who pedo actor you are, but you are ten years behind

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit it's Tom Arnold

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's me. AMA.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      who killed jfk

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mossad

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          nice try but actors know not to frick with the tribe

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Miickey Rooney

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lone gunman is a common tactic for ~~*them*~~, Oswald was MK-Ultra’d by the CIA to do the kill and forget about it, then he was quickly disposed of when it was done.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        CIA and Lindon B Johnson. George H W Bush orchestrated the whole thing so LBJ could double down on Vietnam, and he did such a good job he was promoted to CIA director

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bruce?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure. Possibly.

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My name is Jane Widdop and I've been on the Yellowjackets.
    I browse Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile. Mostly Cinemaphile.

    A friend recommended Cinemaphile as a good source of news and information.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't you a bit too young for this website? Fair warning, there's scary pictures here.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A friend recommended Cinemaphile as a good source of news and information.
      >Cinemaphile

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would you rather Daily Mail or The Verge? Maybe a little Perez Hilton news while you're at it, poofter?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't care about those sources.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prove it and change your troon pronouns on insta

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hi, Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray here. AMA!

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Roiland is the only confirmed celeb to lurk Cinemaphile.

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile is /misc/ with capeshit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      every board is /misc/ with their own thing basically

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's no reason to come to Cinemaphile if you don't have /misc/ sensibilities, you can go praise trannies and Black folk as much as you want on literally every other site on the internet

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shut the frick up and go leave.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go bomb some more maternity wards, Topol

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm famous Canadian actress Sarah Gadon, and I'm currently getting absolutely railed by fitness celebrity John Basedow

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >John Basedow
      >In 2011, he served as the host for the popular YouTube series, Lesbian Video Speed Dating.[14]

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Greetings Cinemaphile, Ridley Scott here. Love the color palette on this board, I've been using it for all my recent films.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hi I have no idea what the difference is between you and Oliver Stone.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oliver Stone is israeli

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No wonder Alexander was so homosexual

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warwick Davis has been here a few times.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Warwick

      ...well /tv is a low bar, so he would fit right under it in here.

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know for a fact that the Safdie Brothers used to lurk here, one of them even joined the Discord group. The insufferable film school tryhards scared them away pretty much.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the gayfaced one or the other one?

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yes hello police I would like to sue this man for defamation
    >yes what is his name
    >....umm...it's...anonymous

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Arnold here, you guys seem to ignore my movies

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You deserve it.

    • 7 months ago
      Bruce

      Bruce?

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maisie Williams comes here....

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure she has the time.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Heh, gatem

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i bet if she did she'd find the copypasta hilarious

  61. 7 months ago
    Bruce Willis

    Hey guys, it's me, Bruce Willis, and I decided to finally break the silence. In 50 minutes I'll be doing an AMA, live right here on TV. Catch you guys there.

  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, without timestamp every post in this thread is larping.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No way

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        SHOW US YOUR FACE YOU CRETIN.

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seth Rogan is always telling anons to cool it with the antisemitism

  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elon Musk posts every dicky thread. Not some of them, not most of them. All of them. Every single one. He doesn't use bots, either. He doesn't actually know how.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elon Musk did several AMAs on /misc/ with Antichrist tripname

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        how the frick that guy has the time to do all the shit that he's doing

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do you mean he just opens another tab bro, what do you think this guy does

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which celebrity is most likely to make threads about themselves here?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dan Harmon.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      jonah hill posts threads making fun of himself
      he's a weirdo

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those Janine Garofalo threads. That's her.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      During burger hours, most Sopranos threads start with a picture of Christopher instead of Tony. And during the Sopranos reunion a couple of years ago, Adriana mocked him for switching his alcohol addiction out with a Cinemaphile addiction. So he’s probably the one making some of those threads

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Adriana mocked him for switching his alcohol addiction out with a Cinemaphile addiction
        Link?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      rian johnson

  66. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    From Cinemaphile, on the top of my head.
    >one of the Safdie brothers
    >Aaron Taylor-Johnson
    >William Shatner
    >Griffin Newman
    >some guy from Fear The Walking Dead who said he was important
    A lot of celebs lurk on Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile for some reason.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A lot of celebs lurk on Cinemaphile
      That's not really surprising. Anyone who works in cartoons, and even those who made it, are guaranteed to have been autists during high school / college. Most of them are deviants anyways who started out drawing because they want to sketch some furry porn or guro porn.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably that Norman reedus guy. The one that Kojimbles pays to hang around.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile gets some legit authors on occasion. and sometimes, those authors are pure smut peddlers and laugh about it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't been to Cinemaphile since 2015, is it still a steaming pile of shit?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          well yeah, it's the least-friendly hyper-autistic board. at least other autistic boards are friendly. even the writing general is just three guys who comment on every poster, and then they push those new posters out with autism.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That blonde guy from Backstreet Boys was on Cinemaphile back in 2021 at the height of the crypto bullrun to shill his meme coin

  67. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aparently tom hardy was one of the original Baneposters

  68. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bill Murrey here

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well you can’t even spell your own name right so that’s convincing

  69. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Safdie brothers and Pattinson. You can check some IB culture influence in their movies. They produced Funny Pages (2022) and that movie it is chan culture and working class anon struggle.

  70. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some anon managed to contact Emma Dumont and invited her to Cinemaphile in the summer. She posted twice and then was scared off. Though some anons say that she still posts and that her frenemies posted rumors or damage control on most of her old posts. The anon had screengrabs of the conversation.

  71. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, nobody cares, but Max Landis was a Cinemaphile daily regular back when Bright came out. He disappeared for a while but I bet he's back here by now.

  72. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Michael Imperioli browses Cinemaphile, I managed to catch that in the midst of Schirripa’s signature goombah screeching.

  73. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    2012 newbie here, here's some I remember:
    - Shia Labeouf
    - James Cameron
    - Henry Cavill
    That's it, no one else visits this board.

  74. 7 months ago
    S. Hussein

    saddam here. they hanged my body double and i moved to qatar in my retirement. what do you want to know?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This reminds me of when that lady who claimed to have been Gaddaffi’s teenage girlfriend was posting about wanting to frick her own son because he looked so much like him. Anyone remember that?

      • 7 months ago
        S. Hussein

        Qaddafi was a dear friend and true revolutionary. I was saddened to hear of his passing.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was a good man, one day it will all be made right.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        she's single and doesn't have a son

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whatever that was it was delightfully entertaining

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah she's great. very good looking too.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She posted quite a few threads and had loads of stories, been a few years since I saw them, very interesting stories regardless of if it were true, but sounded legit.

  75. 7 months ago
    Dunkaccino

    Dunkaccino here. AMA

  76. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uh Warwick Davis?

  77. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a chance Cavill posts here?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is, and I do

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn bro I knew you were handsome and wholesome but you are also based? Nice.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did you break up with Gina? Does she also browse Cinemaphile? She clearly knows about the israelite. Also is she into femdom and is she single.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gina recently got married to a dorky looking guy.
          And not Drunk3P0

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            That’s sad, I always dreamed she would snu snu me to death.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        post gaming rig

  78. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Hiddleston here. We talked it out in Cinemaphile DMs, and the poster explained his reasoning. I'm sorry for being a cum-guzzling homosexual

    Regards,
    - TH

    • 7 months ago
      Dunkaccino
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So I'm not getting sued?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No.

        - TH

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tom be honest… are you gay with Hemsworth?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't consider it gay, he makes me wear women's clothing and speak in a falsetto

        - TH

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its purely a power thing isnt it?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm inclined to think so. I think he enjoys domineering men, it's not even sexual. I don't think he's ever cum inside of me

            - TH

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Its always sexual, sex is about power Tom, Im sorry youre the woman, its a shameful thing for a male

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Does he make you cosplay as loki? Be honest now

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                After the show he makes me dress as sylvie

                - TH

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                This has to be the real tom. No one else is gay enough to know who that is.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why didn’t you just marry Chris then? Why go for some ugly coon?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                He said I'm an ugly girl

                - TH

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You would look hot with the loki wig on and a maid outfit.
                T. Chris Hemsworth

  79. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone have the taylor swift collage? she definitely posted on /b/

  80. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know I could never get into Eyes Wide Shut because the sexual energy in that movie with so much eroticism in itbwas completely off because Tom Cruise is CLEARLY gay and can’t even pretend he isn’t when acting. Was part of the point or something? Did Kubric pick him because of that and never told him?

  81. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl+f dane
    >0 results
    c'mon lads, were none of you around for when dane was posting about chronicle shortly after it released?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      We want to protect his powerlevel

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      motherfricker couldn't hide his powerlevel even if his life depended on it. He got panic and it was hilarious

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked Chronicle it was a cool flick. I kinda wished for a sequel.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chronicle is just Akira shot as a found footage movie

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, so?
          It was still a cool flick.

  82. 7 months ago
    Kevin Bacon

    I post on /misc/ from time to time just to dunk on transphobes.

  83. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now I feel bad about shitposting.
    I've probably pissed off so many celebs without knowing.

  84. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    10 years ago i would say yes it's totally possible for a celeb to post on here. but this places fame faded out long ago. it's no longer the le cool obscure place. its mainstream now and no one cares anymore. also i would expect someone with wealth that can literally go anywhere and do whatever they want at any time to have better things to do.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >do whatever they want at any time
      everything but express their honest opinions, which is the reason they would come here

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is the only place they can talk anomymously. I can see that being very valuable for people who get harassed whenever they leave their home or post on insta/xitter

  85. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Seth Rogen shows up to shit up the thread
    Every.Single.Time

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A-HEH A-HEH A-HEH A-HEH A-HEH A-HEH A-HEH

  86. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >mass reply ingsubhuman having any opinion ever

  87. 7 months ago
    Dunkaccino

    [...]

    I will cremate your body and sprinkle your ashes all over my cappuccino

  88. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce Willis here. Ask me anything.

  89. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was in all 7 seasons of The Shield

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one watched that shit

  90. 7 months ago
    Kevin Spacey

    Any underage boys in this thread?

  91. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You fell for a larp. lol.
    Were you one of the anons seething when I was posting as Amber Heard?

  92. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a celebrity

    • 7 months ago
      OP

      I’m also the OP of yesterdays thread making fun of Tom Hiddleston. So…technically…I am a celebrity, yes.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm suing you for defamation.

        -TH

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rip OP the dubs say hes going to get gassed by lawyers.

  93. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    was on /gif/ once and some guy leaked Lily Rader's IRL information. (she's a pornstar for those that don't know.)

    It escalated far enough that somebody reached out and contacted her and she showed up in the thread. She didn't seem mad though, they talked and it turned out she went to school with him and she kept asking him who he was out of curiosity. He stopped responding.

    I think she also said that it wasn't her first time posting on /gif/.
    BTW, the Taylor swift on /b/ is fake and people who believe it haven't done 1 minute of cross-referencing to check, lol. The cat was named before the post in the /b/ thread, so it was not named after that post. You can verify this by looking at the actual tweet if you have higher than 20iq.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of that time Jenna Jameson came to /b/ and wanted a personal army against her creep ex-boyfriend or something like that like 10 years ago. Think she put a shoe on her breasts instead of on her head

  94. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the guy who posts the brannigan threads...IS..John Wayne

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't post today btw, I waited and then checked archives

  95. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce Willis here. I uhhhhh... umm... w-why am I here again?

  96. 7 months ago
    ???

    uuuuuuuuurrrrrrgggghwhereami

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Bruce.

  97. 7 months ago
    Richard Gere’s Gerbil

    AMA

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did you survive?

      • 7 months ago
        OP

        >A list
        You’re not even the superior Tom.
        Btw in case Berenger lurks in here, I love you.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          >Replied to the wrong person
          I will be killing myself now

          You're not Richard Gere's Gerbil or even Richard Gere. Why are you talking to me?

  98. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somewhat start another thread so we can jump to it before this one disappears.

    • 7 months ago
      OP

      I’ll do it when this one dies. I love you guys some of the replies here legit made my day

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