It was a great fit for the family.
Hank was still in the wrong for assuming he had any claim to a specific seat in a church. Especially with how he attempted to remove them. This episode was done during the digital widescreen era of Fox which meant every character was an autistic caricature of themselves.
Hank starts sperging out when he's late for Sunday mass and a new family sits in "his" seats. He tries different churches, settles for a megachurch, then when he gets tired of the megachurch he tells the new family about it so they go there instead and he gets his seats back.
its real but only the old people throw a fit if you take "theirs", partly because some of them are disabled and have a hard time if they have to sit further from the altar for communion so it has some reasoning behind it >t. catholic raised in farmland america
That's completely fricked. You don't go to a church for the SEATS. Subversive atheists clearly wrote that episode.
>tfw had a preferred seat at Church >tfw middle of 4th row of pews
It was the perfect spot. Could hear the priest, clergy and choir clear as day. Good view of all the stained glass windows. And I could view all 14 stations of the cross from that spot. Got to take communion early too and just space out until the rest of the churchgoers finished the holiest of snack times.
I love going we recently got a new Bishop Coadjutor-sp while I didn't go to ceramony at least I got to talk before then. Seems like a great fit. <(^-^<)
You the highschool lunch room? you remember everyone sitting at their own tables? or certain desks in classrooms? its like that but no people don't "sperg" out IRL if a new person doesn't understand the unwritten rule churches aren't prisons but it certainly might rub someone the wrong way and is not a great first impression.
>Hank starts sperging out when he's late for Sunday mass and a new family sits in "his" seats. He tries different churches, settles for a megachurch, then when he gets tired of the megachurch he tells the new family about it so they go there instead and he gets his seats back.
Man this show got Flanderized hard, don't even remember this one at all, they were always depicted as only going to church for holidays/special occasions like many Southerners do but why would he seethe over church seats when he was never that religious in the first place? Good old angry Hank from the first couple seasons would've kicked his ass and then some I tell you h'wat
You have that wrong way round. Females only care about outcome because they are too self-centered and incapable of abstract enough thinking to conceptualize the intent behind someones actions, beyond always assuming everything is about them and every other woman is trying to slight them. Men care about intent because they are rational enough to understand that sometimes actions have unintended consequences and thus the intent behind the action is more telling of a person's character than the actual action itself.
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I was just going to reply to anon >it's the opposite you moron
but you said it better
Lutherans skew a bit more Reformed (though not all the way), while Methodists are Arminians and follow the teaching of John Wesley who believed in things like sinless perfection.
Not my opinion but I guess when he met George Bush and shook his hand with a loose grip which made him question democracy and voting so he was going to skip by going down to Mexico with Dale and later decided he was being moronic and got a police escort to go vote back in Arlen.
>But when you are invited, go and sit in the last place, so that your host will come and tell you, ‘Friend, move up to a better place.’ Then you will be honored in front of everyone at the table with you. For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and the one who humbles himself will be exalted.” - Luke 14 v10-11
It was so weird watching that episode not end with Hank ultimately being humbled for his behavior
So? How does that justify Hank's response when the Bible explicitly emphasizes the importance of humility in that exact scenario? They're the ones who will be humbled, while the humble will be exalted. Throwing a fit over it is wrong from a Christian perspective, and it's also wrong from a societal perspective given the fact that there is no assigned seating and Hank was never entitled to it in the first place.
It's wrong from a societal perspective to see that everyone else in the church has gone out of their way to leave a prime pew open and assume that they leave it open for unannounced new members. They are the self-exalters that should be humbled.
It was a bit inconsistent how militant Hank was about propane. I remember one episode about a county grill-off that didn't allow propane grills in the competition which Hank "joined" by grilling just outside the competition grounds. One of the competitors asked if he really thought that propane gas could grill a steak better than his grandfather's original blend of wood and charcoal, and Hank said something like, "Probably not, but I don't think it's a fair competition unless any kind of cooking is allowed." Then a different episode had Peggy and Bobby taste char-grilled burgers and they had to sneak around using a charcoal grill with the implication that Hank would lose his shit over them even thinking about using something besides propane.
that tracks though. Hank may hide his power levels among men who choose to use alternative methods, especially something handed down generationally. At the very least Hank would assume his own family would be loyal to propane since it's done so much for their family. If not militant or angry, Hank at the minimum would lose some faith in his wife and child
Hank analyzing hours and hours of jailbait porn when he could have just brought his credit card statements to court to prove he didn't rent that video (his/Bill's method was way more based though)
Yeah, I don't think rental places required cards on file back then. They just made a note on your account, and if you decide to steal a movie you just can't ever go back.
>Jimmy Witchard!? You told Bobby to listen to Jimmy Witchard? He got kicked out of my gun club. They say he fried his brain staring at the sun. But you gotta be pretty dumb to do that in the first place. Kind of a chicken-or-egg sort of thing.
Hank is wrong most of the show. It's actually a massive joke that a guy from Texas would swear by propane because it's just blatantly wrong in so many ways. "Taste the meat not the heat" has to be the most moronic thing a human being has said.
Most of the time when Hank is in the wrong he is aware of it or unsure
The Pinata episode was probably his worst
Peggy on the other hand is oblivious to her wrong doings and even in the resolution never admits she's truly wrong or just goes along with it to appease the person.
Yeah I thought that was the point. That hank is a good man with lots of redeeming qualities but his perception of the world and everything around him is generally stupid and wrong. The best thing that ever happened to him was Bobby being weird, for example, because it exposed him to so many new things he never would've dared experience.
Yeah Hank made a lot of mistakes that episode.
He let Peggy drive.
He was going to a church with a female pastor.
He listened to Peggy to look for a new church.
Then he went to a Spanish church and finally ended up going to a megachurch with a black pastor.
Hank was too easily pushed around.
There’s a couple episodes where he’s weirdly mean to Bobby that feels totally out of character. Like the ventriloquist dummy episode is just Hank acting like a psycho
But in that episode Hank is forcing Bobby to bring out the puppet and is bullying him into taking it along and starts treating the puppet like his son. It’s totally bizarre
>Should I go to church to meet a girl bros
No, you go to church to meet the mother of a girl who has nice friends. Then you let the mother introduce you to her daughter, and acquire a wife from the daughter's group of friends.
I always assumed the joke was that Hank was wrong about charcoal and the whole "taste the meat not the heat" thing. The show does make it clear that everybody likes burgers made with charcoal more.
And then I tried one for the first time and realized Hank was completely right the entire time. They fricking suck.
Literally every church around has troony propaganda plastered all over it
troony stickers, troony slogans on the message board, troony flags painted on the main steps
I don't think I respect religion
Ok I'm almost done with Seinfeld, I think KotH is going to be my next show. Is it like The Simpsons where there's an agreed upon core of good seasons and everything else is trash or was it good all the way through?
Dunno in the end that megachurch church was a great fit for that family.
It was a great fit for the family.
Hank was still in the wrong for assuming he had any claim to a specific seat in a church. Especially with how he attempted to remove them. This episode was done during the digital widescreen era of Fox which meant every character was an autistic caricature of themselves.
No he wasn't?
He has autism
Haven't seen this episode, qrd?
Hank starts sperging out when he's late for Sunday mass and a new family sits in "his" seats. He tries different churches, settles for a megachurch, then when he gets tired of the megachurch he tells the new family about it so they go there instead and he gets his seats back.
Okay. Yeah he's wrong.
what a fool, but at least he tried other churches
My favorite part of the episode was when he tried out his co-workers churches
I'd go to Buck's church.
>Hank starts sperging out when he's late for Sunday mass and a new family sits in "his" seats
Please tell me such a thing only happens on tv
That absolutely happens in small-town churches.
its real but only the old people throw a fit if you take "theirs", partly because some of them are disabled and have a hard time if they have to sit further from the altar for communion so it has some reasoning behind it
>t. catholic raised in farmland america
>>t. catholic raised in farmland america
have you put some buns on the oven of some nice sturdy farmgirl yet?
no i left at 18 because there were no jobs and it was a drug-infested hell-hole
i did while i was young though
>tfw had a preferred seat at Church
>tfw middle of 4th row of pews
It was the perfect spot. Could hear the priest, clergy and choir clear as day. Good view of all the stained glass windows. And I could view all 14 stations of the cross from that spot. Got to take communion early too and just space out until the rest of the churchgoers finished the holiest of snack times.
Most churches are designed so you can hear everything no matter where you sit.
I love going we recently got a new Bishop Coadjutor-sp while I didn't go to ceramony at least I got to talk before then. Seems like a great fit. <(^-^<)
><(^-^<)
Everyone knows Kirby.
You the highschool lunch room? you remember everyone sitting at their own tables? or certain desks in classrooms? its like that but no people don't "sperg" out IRL if a new person doesn't understand the unwritten rule churches aren't prisons but it certainly might rub someone the wrong way and is not a great first impression.
That's completely fricked. You don't go to a church for the SEATS. Subversive atheists clearly wrote that episode.
It's probably just a humorous observation about how petty church gays can be about inconsequential bullshit
i think its a late season episode. those are kinda bad by default
They also had a female pastor, because of course.
Aren't a lot of church groups weirdly superficial & petty? Especially in Texas?
No shit but Hank is autistic as frick so any change to his routine makes him sperg out
based hank resolved the situation and made everybody happier
peggy would have fricked it all up
>when he's late for Sunday mass
Hank isn't Catholic. He doesn't go to mass.
>Hank starts sperging out when he's late for Sunday mass and a new family sits in "his" seats. He tries different churches, settles for a megachurch, then when he gets tired of the megachurch he tells the new family about it so they go there instead and he gets his seats back.
Man this show got Flanderized hard, don't even remember this one at all, they were always depicted as only going to church for holidays/special occasions like many Southerners do but why would he seethe over church seats when he was never that religious in the first place? Good old angry Hank from the first couple seasons would've kicked his ass and then some I tell you h'wat
>they were always depicted as only going to church for holidays/special occasions
wrong
>Tell someone about a better church
>They go to the church
What exactly did he do wrong here?
his intent is petty and feminine
Caring about intent instead of actions is feminine
You have that wrong way round. Females only care about outcome because they are too self-centered and incapable of abstract enough thinking to conceptualize the intent behind someones actions, beyond always assuming everything is about them and every other woman is trying to slight them. Men care about intent because they are rational enough to understand that sometimes actions have unintended consequences and thus the intent behind the action is more telling of a person's character than the actual action itself.
I was just going to reply to anon
>it's the opposite you moron
but you said it better
the Hills are Lutheran, which is objectively wrong
I thought they were methodist
what's the difference
Idk
Lutherans skew a bit more Reformed (though not all the way), while Methodists are Arminians and follow the teaching of John Wesley who believed in things like sinless perfection.
Not my opinion but I guess when he met George Bush and shook his hand with a loose grip which made him question democracy and voting so he was going to skip by going down to Mexico with Dale and later decided he was being moronic and got a police escort to go vote back in Arlen.
That just seemed like an asspull because they didn't want any viewers to get the wrong idea about voting for Bush
He still voted bush tho. I don't believe he'd vote for Gore.
He voted Ted Ganaway. He didn't have a problem with his handshake.
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>But when you are invited, go and sit in the last place, so that your host will come and tell you, ‘Friend, move up to a better place.’ Then you will be honored in front of everyone at the table with you. For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and the one who humbles himself will be exalted.” - Luke 14 v10-11
It was so weird watching that episode not end with Hank ultimately being humbled for his behavior
The new family came in and sat in the best place right off the bat.
So? How does that justify Hank's response when the Bible explicitly emphasizes the importance of humility in that exact scenario? They're the ones who will be humbled, while the humble will be exalted. Throwing a fit over it is wrong from a Christian perspective, and it's also wrong from a societal perspective given the fact that there is no assigned seating and Hank was never entitled to it in the first place.
It's wrong from a societal perspective to see that everyone else in the church has gone out of their way to leave a prime pew open and assume that they leave it open for unannounced new members. They are the self-exalters that should be humbled.
Charcoal is better than propane tbh
In the first season of KOTH, Khan served Hank a charcoal-grilled burger, who ate it knowingly and said "That's the best burger I've ever tasted".
In the first season of KOTH, Khan served Hank a charcoal-grilled burger, who ate it knowingly and said "That's the best burger I've ever tasted".
In the first season of KOTH, Khan served Hank a charcoal-grilled burger, who ate it knowingly and said "That's the best burger I've ever tasted".
With this level of autism for continuity you'll love the boy meets world canon
the post so nice he posted it thrice
Say it again louder for the folks in the back
IN THE FIRST SEASON OF KOTH, KHAN SERVED HANK A CHARCOAL-GRILLED BURGER, WHO ATE IT KNOWINGLY AND SAID "THAT'S THE BEST BURGER I'VE EVER TASTED".
IN THE FIRST SEASON OF KOTH, KHAN SERVED HANK A CHARCOAL-GRILLED BURGER, WHO ATE IT KNOWINGLY AND SAID "THAT'S THE BEST BURGER I'VE EVER TASTED".
IN THE FIRST SEASON OF KOTH, KHAN SERVED HANK A CHARCOAL-GRILLED BURGER, WHO ATE IT KNOWINGLY AND SAID "THAT'S THE BEST BURGER I'VE EVER TASTED".
Hey I just got here, what was that guy yelling about?
Wasn't it mesquite woodchips?
Try grilling a burger with just woodchips and no charcoal, see how well that plays out
how do you think you cook burgers while camping dumpass
You'd know about burning coal
It was a bit inconsistent how militant Hank was about propane. I remember one episode about a county grill-off that didn't allow propane grills in the competition which Hank "joined" by grilling just outside the competition grounds. One of the competitors asked if he really thought that propane gas could grill a steak better than his grandfather's original blend of wood and charcoal, and Hank said something like, "Probably not, but I don't think it's a fair competition unless any kind of cooking is allowed." Then a different episode had Peggy and Bobby taste char-grilled burgers and they had to sneak around using a charcoal grill with the implication that Hank would lose his shit over them even thinking about using something besides propane.
that tracks though. Hank may hide his power levels among men who choose to use alternative methods, especially something handed down generationally. At the very least Hank would assume his own family would be loyal to propane since it's done so much for their family. If not militant or angry, Hank at the minimum would lose some faith in his wife and child
same shit
Real men use uranium rods. You fossil babies are... Babies!
Me asleep next to the lady in blue
this episode is funny and shows why I hate megachurches
This moment was really shitty and he's lucky Peggy didn't leave him.
This was one of the best parts. Peggy was being a c**t about it.
Hank analyzing hours and hours of jailbait porn when he could have just brought his credit card statements to court to prove he didn't rent that video (his/Bill's method was way more based though)
He could have rented with cash.
Yeah, I don't think rental places required cards on file back then. They just made a note on your account, and if you decide to steal a movie you just can't ever go back.
>Yeah, I don't think rental places required cards on file back then.
The ones around me required a photo of your driver's license.
>tfw never save your best friend with you encyclopedic knowledge of dicky
Why did Bill make him watch all the porn when he knew the answer tho…
Because Bill couldn't deal with the
>Shaaaame
>SHAAAAAAME
I was pissed that the rental store didn't have to pay additional damages for fraudulently charging Hank
>and let the record show mr hill REALLY knows his pornography
>Jimmy Witchard!? You told Bobby to listen to Jimmy Witchard? He got kicked out of my gun club. They say he fried his brain staring at the sun. But you gotta be pretty dumb to do that in the first place. Kind of a chicken-or-egg sort of thing.
Hank is wrong most of the show. It's actually a massive joke that a guy from Texas would swear by propane because it's just blatantly wrong in so many ways. "Taste the meat not the heat" has to be the most moronic thing a human being has said.
Most of the time when Hank is in the wrong he is aware of it or unsure
The Pinata episode was probably his worst
Peggy on the other hand is oblivious to her wrong doings and even in the resolution never admits she's truly wrong or just goes along with it to appease the person.
And the episode where she pulls the heist from the traveling casino scammer is FRICKING AWFUL
>commits a felony behind you
nah any ep where Peggy gets dabbed on that hard is very entertaining
Yeah I thought that was the point. That hank is a good man with lots of redeeming qualities but his perception of the world and everything around him is generally stupid and wrong. The best thing that ever happened to him was Bobby being weird, for example, because it exposed him to so many new things he never would've dared experience.
when they reboot it Bobby better be a antifa transbian furry or imma riot
Wasn’t it cancelled when Hardwick died?
He isn't wrong though, he's just not a homosexual kile loving liberal
Yeah Hank made a lot of mistakes that episode.
He let Peggy drive.
He was going to a church with a female pastor.
He listened to Peggy to look for a new church.
Then he went to a Spanish church and finally ended up going to a megachurch with a black pastor.
Hank was too easily pushed around.
There’s a couple episodes where he’s weirdly mean to Bobby that feels totally out of character. Like the ventriloquist dummy episode is just Hank acting like a psycho
He knows what will get bobby bullied, same with the fat kids model one
But in that episode Hank is forcing Bobby to bring out the puppet and is bullying him into taking it along and starts treating the puppet like his son. It’s totally bizarre
yeah hes definitely crazy in the middle part of that ep but the ending with a bobby puppet is such a positive display
what the frick man
I'm watching that exact episode right at this very moment
Should I go to church to meet a girl bros, everything else isnt working
>Should I go to church to meet a girl bros
No, you go to church to meet the mother of a girl who has nice friends. Then you let the mother introduce you to her daughter, and acquire a wife from the daughter's group of friends.
I have a plan now.
Basically any time he interacts with Bobby
He was wrong for going to a "church" with a woman "minister"
I always assumed the joke was that Hank was wrong about charcoal and the whole "taste the meat not the heat" thing. The show does make it clear that everybody likes burgers made with charcoal more.
And then I tried one for the first time and realized Hank was completely right the entire time. They fricking suck.
Literally every church around has troony propaganda plastered all over it
troony stickers, troony slogans on the message board, troony flags painted on the main steps
I don't think I respect religion
Ok I'm almost done with Seinfeld, I think KotH is going to be my next show. Is it like The Simpsons where there's an agreed upon core of good seasons and everything else is trash or was it good all the way through?
There a big decline specifically with one character's development
but it's worth watching all the way through.
>That time when Hank used his propane whisperer powers to kill Buckley and destroy the Mega-Lo Mart
>Luanne's arc of learning she doesn't need to obsess over loser men and can find her own path in life
>Completely undone a few seasons later
every cartoon has souless seasons unfortunately
Lucky's a dipshit, but he's a good guy and not a loser in the way all the other guys Luanne dated were that she needed to learn to step away from
I mean the jokes Luanne is just as dumb.
When he guilt tripped bobby because bobby didn't like to dress up and pretend to be a woman