ITT: Times you acted like Dahmer

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I drink alone and walk around my empty house…

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never. Dahmer is literally NOT me. I have nothing in common with Dahmer. Robert Hansen on the other hand, I’m literally Robert Hansen. If you ask someone who I am, they will tell you “why that’s Robert Hansen over there”

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You kidnap prostitutes and then rape them before freeing them and hunting them down in the woods of Alaska?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well yeah basically pretty much

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the long term, Robert Hansen has murdered more people than has Jeffrey Dahmer.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ooops, meant Robert Hanssen.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it’s Hansen, at least, according to wiki

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I put on some music and do a little gay dance to it if it's really good, that's about as far as Dahmer and I have in common personality wise.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I jerk off somtimes

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I drink alone. I have homicidal sexual thoughts but usually aimed at women.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice try glowBlack person.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude you're so fricking gay. Literally have a nice day. The feds don't care about a bunch of alcoholic fricking losers.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate to admit it but you’re right

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dude the feds don't care it's just us anonymous posters haha now share all your intimate thoughts

        Nice try glowie

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ask girl out at work playing the nice guy act
    >she rejects me
    >get really fit and lean
    >scare her into submission

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i remember in the movie "my friend dahmer" he acted like a moron in high school to gain friends and become popular. I did exactly that and it worked. I even could have got some pussy if i didn't take the autistic role so seriously (and was also kind of ugly).

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dahmer had a small group of "friends" who tolerated him because they found his antics amusing, but even they thought he was kind of a creep

      I wonder if Dahmer was even gay? or was he just lonely and it was easier to get a gay man than to get a woman

      He was a super-repressed gay.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well there was that one time I murdered a homosexual, fricked his corpse and then diced him up and ate some of him (tasted like shit) before tossing the rest in the backyard. Doin' a Dahmer, I suppose you could call it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eating homosexuals gives me diarrhea

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m from Wisconsin

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hello Wisconsin

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ted Bundy was cooler because he made women cry before killing them.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ted Bundy sucked. Jeffrey Dahmer’s crimes had more soul

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care about soul though. I care about women suffering.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          But they were innocent women doe. I would have a little bit less sympathy for prostitutes and gay people, but the women Bundy killed were just helpful young women. Bundy sucks, I’m glad he got executed

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            They'd never frick me.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why is that their fault? If you were born unfrickable, you should be mad at nature or the universe or something

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Women are a part of nature

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        East Area Rapist >>>>>>>> Ted Bundy

        contrarian morons. Bundy will always be king of the serial killing lolcows

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          If I don’t like Bundy, I don’t see how anyone else should. I watch rape videos and ENF exclusively, and I have a compulsive habit of killing animals, but even guys like me have to have a line where we say enough is enough. Bundy was demonic, as where I’m a man of mercy, that’s why I won’t see hell

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      East Area Rapist >>>>>>>> Ted Bundy

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like watching the exorcist part 3

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    During my years of peak psychosis I would sometimes, towards the end of the evening I spent getting drunk alone, enter a state of numb rage which compelled me to leave my apartment with a knife in my pocket, find some group of men to provoke into a fight, and then pull the knife and start screaming death threats at them. Somehow nothing ever actually happened, the men would just disperse once it became apparent I was a lunatic

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if Dahmer was even gay? or was he just lonely and it was easier to get a gay man than to get a woman

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you just described a good 60-70% of gay men

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was always the vibe I got from gay guys I know. They just frick guys because its 1000x times easier

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    On one occasion, after going to Chicago for a concert (a long drive by my standards), I drove through Wisconsin. I figured I wouldn't be coming this way again any time soon, so I may as well roll past the Dahmer site and the Gein site. I did both in a single day. The Dahmer block has permanent metal signage to the effect of NO LOITERING-NO STOPPING-KEEP MOVING. The lot is vacant, and it's sort of up on a little rise. Just regular houses next to it. The Gein site is now a privately owned parcel of woodland, a little copse surrounded by farmland. There's maybe a small shed or two with equipment, (I once read that the owner does a little hunting there from time to time), but nothing else discernable. The locals destroyed the house very quickly, which was smart on their part.

    I also retraced the steps of the Jacob Wetterling killing on one occasion. This was an infamous cold case for many years, but they finally got the guy and found the body. I drove past major points of interest (the killer's former employers and former residences, other relevant sites), and also retraced certain of the killer's routes which he described in his confession. In particular, he confessed to burying the body in a small wooded area, which I discerned was at the front of the Voss Farms property. He had local employment connections and he managed to get into a nearby garage which had some digging equipment, like a little bobcat or something like that, and he managed to get it across the street and use it in the dead of night near this farm house or whatever was there at the time, to get the body buried. Quite amazing really, if that's true, but he pulled it off. I should re-read the confession, he may have lied about certain details but in any case they confirmed the body (dental records is how you do that sort of thing, usually).

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the sad 30 year old drinking alone shit to dull everything.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only drink to make things less dull

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've taken pictures of people, and paid them.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    never. i'm not a satan worshipping homo

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was so cringe how they tried to turn the show into a race/gay thing instead of the fact dahmer was just fricked in the head

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    every day of my life apparently (aside from the killing things and enjoying it part). after this show came out, everyone at my job started straight up avoiding me or acting more "distant". "Look anons doing a dahmer again!" That's when I first even found out about him and the show's existence. I might be on the spectrum and act a lot like him but wow, my whole life changed just like that.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have gay thoughts when I get drunk or high and fight myself to not download grindr.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't he the chess kid on monk.

  23. 7 months ago
    Carl Panzram

    Should look back into the wetterling case. It wasn't him. 🙁

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >asks about Dahmer
    >posts the factually innacurrate Netgay adaptation
    OP is indeed, a gay.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I shot this fricker for you mother frickers in the head 4 times. His blood was so congealed I couldn’t write out the name Sneed for you. Though you know me tried it. I almost drove off, but first, let me take a selfie

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for the update Rob Zombie poster

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you, very cool 🙂

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you gone mad?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, this was a dull night for me hunting truthfully

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Th-thanks

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to party. Party hardy.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I slaughtered and ate a bunch of homosexuals one time. I had them well done so I didn’t get AIDS or monkeypox. That was pretty Dahmerish of me I’d say but you can be the judge.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the song Sadeness by Enigma.

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