>old lady in grocery store stops me >"excuse me, young man..." >"could you reach those cookies on the top shelf for me, please?" >shit just got real >i ask her if she's being held hostage >she says the manager has her nephew held at gunpoint >stock boy comes through the aisle, i start beating him into the metal cart until he tells me where his boss is >grab cookies for old lady >all in a day's work for me, le reacher
S2 isn't bad, but when that biker crew rolled up and took everyone's guns just so they could fist fight to death my eyes rolled into the back of my esophagus.
>"They took our guns so there wouldn't be any noise... complete silence... they're experienced assassins..." >"GET 'EM GET'EM GET'EM!" >"AHHHHHH MY FRICKING ARM AHHHHHHH!" >"AHHHHH MY LEG HE BROKE MY LEG AHHHHHHH!" >VROOOOOOM VRRRMMMM VROOOOOOOM
What the frick did they mean by this?
>in a store >cart full of discounted double cream oreo packs >go to checkout >old lady in line turns around >asks if I'm hosting a party for my kids >I silently stare at her for a moment before I reply >"Trust me. You don't want this." >as expected, she can't process what just happened >she leaves me no other option >I break her jaw with the cash register >cashier tries to call the cops, I calm him down >"I think we've seen enough for today." >we nod at each other >I head outside, leaving the oreos behind
Are there examples of this guy getting his ass kicked ever, or is he really just a boomers wet dream?
Even an NFL linebacker would have have bad odds against pretty much any 3 able bodied men. Does he have some Batman level of writers protection to go along with his hang sizes fists?
You're not supposed to know what's going on. It's shot from the viewpoint of someone who has no experience in hand-to-hand comat (you) as this skilled assassin plies his trade.
>Walking into the liquor store to buy 30 cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon and a sixer of white claws >Guy storms out with his lady, yelling at her that you don't tip liquor store staff because it makes no sense >Stare him down quietly >He notices me and confronts me, asks if I've got a problem >Keep staring quietly >He calls me a moron then beats the shit out of me
>see a bunch of nogs >walk up to them >WHATCHU WANT FOOL >i stare at them >they literally shit and piss themselves from my ubermensch aura >i walk as they decompose >go and frick their light skin girlfriends in their home
>Hire actor from The Wire >Repeatedly have scene where black drug dealers sitting on a couch have both drugs and guns on their person
Women are shit at observation as well as an assortment of other things.
I'm literally bigger than this actor. And if I was paid a million dollars to get in shape and was given roids and a personal trainer and dietician I would mog the frick out of him.
>I'm literally bigger than this actor.
Overweight. >And if I was paid a million dollars to get in shape ...and ...and ...and
Will always be overweight.
6' 4" 220 lbs
sure I could lose some fat and gain some muscle but that's what I'm saying. You gain muscle and lose it pretty quickly, I could do it if I was given that motivation.
I've been jobless for many years. Only been homeless for a couple weeks.
>one of those proud needs making fun of wagies
neets*
I'm more of a Blain Cooper type (I prefer to use a minigun rather than my fists).
Remember when he got raped in that Titans show
no
Imagine a big strong man like this topping you mmmm
No I won't imagine that because I'm not a massive homosexual.
>pepper shaker is on the top shelf
>stand on tippy toes to reach for it with my eggs
I often deflect punches with my head
How does he find such perfectly fitting clothes at thrift stores.
I can’t find pants as a 5’10 180 pound guy at any thrift shop. How this 6’6 280 pound guy finding curated tailored shit at the goodwill.
I'm 6'2" 185lbs and have a hard time finding a decently fitting shirt anywhere.
Try the women's section
I make white women wet all the time
I ask people if they're looking for a dance partner
>old lady in grocery store stops me
>"excuse me, young man..."
>"could you reach those cookies on the top shelf for me, please?"
>shit just got real
>i ask her if she's being held hostage
>she says the manager has her nephew held at gunpoint
>stock boy comes through the aisle, i start beating him into the metal cart until he tells me where his boss is
>grab cookies for old lady
>all in a day's work for me, le reacher
>Young man! What's your name?!
>"My name is Title Card and I don't want to be involved beyond physically beating someone."
he looks like a Bully from some 2000s teen comedy film.
i dont like getting involved in things
S2 isn't bad, but when that biker crew rolled up and took everyone's guns just so they could fist fight to death my eyes rolled into the back of my esophagus.
>"They took our guns so there wouldn't be any noise... complete silence... they're experienced assassins..."
>"GET 'EM GET'EM GET'EM!"
>"AHHHHHH MY FRICKING ARM AHHHHHHH!"
>"AHHHHH MY LEG HE BROKE MY LEG AHHHHHHH!"
>VROOOOOOM VRRRMMMM VROOOOOOOM
What the frick did they mean by this?
>in a store
>cart full of discounted double cream oreo packs
>go to checkout
>old lady in line turns around
>asks if I'm hosting a party for my kids
>I silently stare at her for a moment before I reply
>"Trust me. You don't want this."
>as expected, she can't process what just happened
>she leaves me no other option
>I break her jaw with the cash register
>cashier tries to call the cops, I calm him down
>"I think we've seen enough for today."
>we nod at each other
>I head outside, leaving the oreos behind
>Bring bloodied clothes to thrift store
>Wash 'em
w2c jacket?
Just looks like a basic Dickies jacket with the label removed
I fricked a roastie prostitute.
Yeah, like that. Reacher is literally me.
>i le broke up with a guy bc he's too nice and he didn't cheat on me bc he's a pussy so yeah reacher please frick me
Dropped S2 there and then.
I beat up a white male for speaking to a woman
I stopped mansplainning and let Black women take the lead
Are there examples of this guy getting his ass kicked ever, or is he really just a boomers wet dream?
Even an NFL linebacker would have have bad odds against pretty much any 3 able bodied men. Does he have some Batman level of writers protection to go along with his hang sizes fists?
He's homeless so his body odor is overpowering to any assailant.
I'm more of a Bourne person myself
Me? Bond. James Bond. Bourne, Reacher, whatever are just evolutions from him.
>Woah it's an action scene!! and it has 1,000 edits!! Woah I can totally tell whats going on!
You're not supposed to know what's going on. It's shot from the viewpoint of someone who has no experience in hand-to-hand comat (you) as this skilled assassin plies his trade.
Who would win in a poker match though?
So, is this guy playing reacher a bad actor? Or is the reacher character autistic?
A bit of both
He's good for a TV show, I prefer Cruise though because he's Tom Cruise.
>Walking into the liquor store to buy 30 cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon and a sixer of white claws
>Guy storms out with his lady, yelling at her that you don't tip liquor store staff because it makes no sense
>Stare him down quietly
>He notices me and confronts me, asks if I've got a problem
>Keep staring quietly
>He calls me a moron then beats the shit out of me
Shot status: Reached
>see a bunch of nogs
>walk up to them
>WHATCHU WANT FOOL
>i stare at them
>they literally shit and piss themselves from my ubermensch aura
>i walk as they decompose
>go and frick their light skin girlfriends in their home
REACHED
>Hire actor from The Wire
>Repeatedly have scene where black drug dealers sitting on a couch have both drugs and guns on their person
Women are shit at observation as well as an assortment of other things.
I'm literally bigger than this actor. And if I was paid a million dollars to get in shape and was given roids and a personal trainer and dietician I would mog the frick out of him.
>I'm literally bigger than this actor.
Overweight.
>And if I was paid a million dollars to get in shape ...and ...and ...and
Will always be overweight.
6' 4" 220 lbs
sure I could lose some fat and gain some muscle but that's what I'm saying. You gain muscle and lose it pretty quickly, I could do it if I was given that motivation.
pooped my pants
If he's such a behemoth how does find clothes that fit with such ease every few days?
I started watching this slop then I just started wondering when the terminal list season 2 was coming out