ITT: times you acted like The Beekeeper
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Idk who that is but I see honey behind him and I drank a whole bottle of honey in one night like 4 months ago when I fighting cravings from doing keto. Was worth it
does he say "bees knees"
He says "I'm the beekeeper, b***h!"
"Talk or you are going to bee in a lot of trouble"
Nice piss jar collection.
It's literally bee shit.
Delicious bee shit
Yum.
wasp disinformation
Lele
Unbeelievable
it's literally not. It's more akin to bee vomit, but it's not really vomit because it's not like they spit it back up because it was nasty- they spit it back up because it was so dank they wanted to save it for later..
homies wanna save that shit as a .fla (for later)
men get stung by a radioactive bee ONCE and base their entire personality around this dude
If I could turn into a swarm of bees I would probably never turn back into a man.
So true
>To bee or not to bee
How do you respond to this without sounding mad?
I wouldn't respond. Rather, I'd respond and that's what very few did.
>denying the bees
someone kick this homie off the hive
I was once in a workshop about beekeeping, does that count?
My last name is Clay
A bee stung my eleven year old sister right on her left nipple as she was sleeping.
Wtf pedo bees?!
I enjoy mead and not in the fedora tipping way, I just had it once and it's actually delicious. I also enjoy honey on my crumpets and my cups of tea.
>I enjoy mead and not in the fedora tipping way
and why do you associate liking mead with Fedore tipping?
in my headcanon of fedora tippers I suspect a lot of them never drink but because they ordered a flagon of mead in their favourite MMO, that means mead is the coolest drink out there. it's not, it just tastes a lot like honey and is pretty strong considering how fast it goes down.
>Go out on a date
>Just bee myself
>She's buzzing
>It goes well
🙂
you must be an pretty good guy if beeing yourself works. for me it always ends quickly and with a self imposed ban on returning to the premises of the date for at least 2 weeks.
Just bee yourself. Even if it doesn't help you getting any b***hes
>bè yourself
>immediately pisses pants.
Yep,seems right.
Cute!
>takes place in "Boston"
>they're clearly in bumfrick England
>be bong
>watch american movie
>"we're found them in chesterfield let's move!"
>oh yeah England here we come
>it's an american town named after and english one
>"they're down on brampton street! lets go!"
>hell yeah finally ingurland time
>it's an american street named after an english one
at least with York they called it New York. sick of this shit
I liked the movie outside of the woke parts of it
woke parts?
The wasp apologetics were clearly hamfisted
those damn wasps had it coming
bee yourself
would do phylicia rashad before that ugly mutt daughter
>accidentally get scammed by a call centre
>remember that the guy scamming me identified himself as Mr David
>"have to protect the hive", can't let this happen to anyone else
>order a beekeeper's suit from amazon
>print off some cardboard cutout bees (it's really hard to find bees in nature these days)
>put the cardboard bees in a wooden box and start acting out what I think a beekeeper does
>start eating raw honey while researching
>research consists of cross referencing all the call centres near to me
>eventually find one that sounds like it was the scammer
>"found you, it looks like you've been a very busy bee"
>put on my beekeeper outfit
>get the bus to the call centre
>walk to the front desk with my gas canister (full of water because petrol's expensive, but they don't need to know that)
>tell the receptionist that I'm there to burn the whole place down
>security detains me
>it's much harder to knock a guy out than Statham made it seem
>try and explain that I'm here to protect the hive
>get arrested
>mum posts bail
>won't look at me or talk to me anymore
>have a protection order and not allowed with 100m of the call centre
>the detectives snorted when I tried to tell them about Mr David
Beekeeping ruined my life
not all of us can beenough
no real beekeper would stack the jars so fricking terribly, he is wasting like half the space available
how is the movie though?
>how is the movie though?
it's a jason statham action movie
nice, downloading
fun fact: statham is from my home norftown shithole but moved down south in his early years. in a different timeline everyone could be enjoying norf statham instead of homosexual sout statham
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this homie keepin BEES lmaooo
>In class, Friday before a 3-day weekend
>Teacher about to dismiss
>Shithead chimes in and reminds the teacher she forgot to give us homework
>Protect the hive
>Stand up, tell the teacher she is exploiting the most vulnerable of society
>As she gives us our assignment I pull a packet of KFC honey mustard out of my pocket
>Queenslayer
>Throw the packet at the teacher, it splatters on her blouse
>Pull out my zippo, it doesn't light because I don't know how to put the fluid in
>Get sent to the principal
>When the law fails, you get The Beekeeper
>it doesn't light because I don't know how to put the fluid in
kek
>take bee and keep it
BEE KEEPER™
Aren’t all phone scammers from India why are they american in the film?
Because they want to create the narrative that whites are evil.
>Just bee yourself
>I give my hiiiive
>not for honey, but for yoooouuuuu
>(BEEE KEEEEPERRRRR)
I exposed national and international corruption.
forgot pic
Anyway, I exposed national and international secrets
>EYES ON BREEN