ITT: times you acted like the shogun
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ITT: times you acted like the shogun
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sometimes I fill awkward voids in conversations by asking whoever I’m talking to questions I already know the answer to
I regularly bait my friends into dumb conversations by being purposefully vague until they seem stupider than I do
>Mariko, ask anjin-sama if he wants to pillow with a local wench because I don't want him getting sick from lack of sex
>Mariko, your cousin Fuji will be anjin-sama's consort and will likely be plapped relentlessly as barbarians are all unhinged sex pests
>Mariko, you must observe anjin-sama as he fricks Kiku, the most expensive prostitute in the entire province, in case he says anything comprising before/during/after he pillows her
He was a good shogun
Plapped! The day's even come for ex-heartthrob Hiroyuki Sanada to play a scheming boomer. Reminds me of the "premier expert" on Japanese movies who never left that paradise for gay sex since after WW2 -- Donald Richie.
He was unironically laying jealousy traps. He noticed Mariko's, uh...interest, and thought it would be good for them both if they fugged
Pozzed trash
Anjin also made love to Kiku while thinking of Mariko which is why Mama san commented that to omi and the guilt Kiku had while looking at him, probably because she felt the best
>Mariko, I want you to massage the Anjin's balls while he is deep inside Fuji. Observe their reactions when he cums inside her, and report all your findings to me.
>Mariko, I need you to use the Anjin to seduce your childhood friend Ochiba. While they are having sex it is important that you never break eye contact with her so that the Anjin will let his guard down. Do not fail me in this task.
purappu
プラップ
I don't think plastic was invented in 17th century Japan
I made my best friend commit ritual seppuku in front of his son to signal to my enemies that i'm surrendering even though they know i'm surrendering and the crux of my plan has nothing to do with him and won't be executed for months
same
I hang out with immigrants because I think their accents are funny
would but she looks unhinged
That's why I would
she does onlyfans
geishas are so beautiful
she fricks black dudes
Jap women are repulsed by Black folk
She literally does though
Wait she's an Aussie
figures
maypowpow0
she has a wrinkly butthole
Her first and only Boy Girl video on her onlyfans is with this guy.
Only on days that end in: "y".
I once planned a surprise party for my friend but didn't invite him.
Another devilish stratagem complete.
Why tell an uninvited loser the future?
>tfw I will never be a foreigner in japan with a literal shogunite lord as my wingman who uses 5D chess to ensure I get an an endless supply of prime nippon pussy just because he thinks its funny
I pretend that everything is a part of my elaborate plan, but really I've just got lucky
Yabushige sama is literally me.
>Playing both sides
>Cowardly
>Hobo appearance
Yep he's me to
>hobo appearance
His drip is insane though.
Effay
>raven feather vest
>hair helmet with polished bronze crest + dragon embossed armor
>cloth of gold kimono formal attire
He had the best outfits
all he wanted was an interesting death bros...
Ironically Toranaga's son hitting his head on a rock was more interesting than the boring ass seppuku we've seen a hundred times. SAD!
oh nonono yabubros we got deathmogged again
Yabushige has something neither of you have: high enough charisma to stay likable despite having every unlikable trait there is.
I started learning Japanese now all my friends are Japanese and I'm starting to dislike white people
>Well done, you've politically outmaneuvered the barbarian intruder, and he has outgrown his usefulness now that he taught us everything he knows
>HOWEVER
>HIS ACCENT MAKES ME LAUGH
>ONE KNIGHTHOOD FOR ANJIN-SAMA
>TEN SERVANTS FOR ANJIN-SAMA
>ONE FIEF FOR ANJIN-SAMA
>ONE ADMIRALTY FOR ANJIN-SAMA
>TWO WIVES FOR ANJIN-SAMA
>ONE ROYAL SALARY FOR ANJIN-SAMA
>the barbarian makes me laugh, give him more pussy and land
>also burn the ship he's trying to rebuild
>lets see what he does next
>Spend entire life fricking off and fail upwards
>nothing happens
>I become Shogun
Just like the Cinemaphile show.
I sometimes shout:
>YOOOOOooooooOOOOH!
Back in middle school Id pretend to be sick to get sent home earlier. Ive always been a devious manipulator.
when I married Nikaido Fumi and put a HAPA in her belly
I told everybody there was gonna be a big war with cool samurai fights but then I just talked about poetry and other gay shit for 10 hours
>poetry and other gay shit
Robert Frost got more pussy than you ever will, loser.
So what happened to this fella?
Went to a more exciting story
he died from carrying that episode on his back
He went back to the island
another victim of too short a season
They dropped most of his scenes, disappointing, really, he was a favorite character of mine from the book.
Sailed to Mexico and banged sexy native women for the rest of his days
This show was a soap opera for women cloaked in a much more interesting story. Couldn't even get political intrigue right.
Which is why 99% of the discussion is "hohoho le big white wiener fricking x asian lady", cause that's what the show was truly about. I like some parts of it, but why can't some shows just not target the female audience?
I let my friend kill himself and I watched and didn’t stop him. It was because he had a hard time with his “transition”, but regardless I didn’t stop him at all. I mean her.
>I mean her.
He died a man, but not honorably. You were right not to second him.
Arigato
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/198515396/#198517356
Who is QSH
>shogun is the only one allowed to ever exercise his will
>everyone else just blindly obeys their lord
Is this what Japanese society is actually like
Yes anon. All around the globe democracy flourished in the 16th century. Except for Japan.
That time I ate Chinese food
Told my friend to kill himself and he did! Absolute madman.
>be me
>think about how im gonna be king of earth at some point because im so smart
>smugly smirk
For 27 years I have pretended to be content being a virgin
I am friends with a complete nutcase who is addicted to every substance known to mankind. He's banned from every pub and bar in the area because he's got no self control and will have polo nose at 10am on a Tuesday. One time he invited me round to his "new place". I stopped by after work, wearing my suit as I was driving back from the London office, and his new place was clearly somebody's house that he broke in to while they were on holiday. As he was showing me how to turn ketamine into a nasally soluble substance using a stove, pan, and plate, the police raided the property. My mate ran upstairs and tried climbing out the bathroom window, plummeting two storeys and breaking his arm, collarbone, and several ribs, within full view of the police. As I was in a suit, I think the police just ignored me, and assumed I was the homeowner or something, they didn't even take a statement from me. Another time my mate drove a dirtbike through the pedestrianised high street and when a council worker yelled at him he drove it into a phone shop. The man is a complete barbarian. He's not even a schoolfriend, he's 20 years my junior and we're in totally different walks of life. He got sent to prison for 6 months and was out in 3 for good behaviour, and he was upset that he was released early because he was enjoying the free rent and food.
So I guess I hang out with a barbarian because he entertains me.
>coworker's lunch keeps getting eaten at work by someone else
>promise coworker I'll keep questioning everyone until we find out who keeps eating his lunch
>he says it's okay, he needs to go on a diet anyway, and to drop the matter
>I was the one eating his lunch
I sat on my ass all day while trying to look mysterious and foresighted
Well? Did you end up in charge of your country of residence?