ITT: Times you acted like the whale

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just ate some food

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    drank some of this to help with my constipation. 3/10 would not do again.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I put a whole bag of funyuns on a sandwich.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ate a whole bag of crisps.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whaling is actually pretty kino. Love going on a huge fast food (and anything else I can find) binge with the grubhub music playing on loop and dancing around moronicly while naked just to feel like a real degenerate goy. You can bet I finish off the night by jerking to BBC cuck humiliation video too.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i eated 2 pizzas once

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went to Little Caesar's and got a whole pizza and two big bottles of soda and asked for a bunch of dipping cups to pretend it wasn't all for me.
    It was all for me.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't but i have the temptation right now to act like THE WHALE should i make me a hot chocolate?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely do it anon, and tell us how it is

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    just had a whole chipotle burrito and order of chips in one sitting

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm quite like this man in real life. I recently calculated and I consume roughly 9500 calories per day, mostly from pizza and chinese food. I have a bit of a self-control problem when it comes to doughnuts, as well. I can polish off an entire box of Krispy Kreme by mid-day if I'm not careful.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm tired of being a fat frick. 🙁

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The good thing is you can just stop eating

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's such a shame that there's nothing you can do about it. Imagine if you could just move around more and stop shovelling so much in your mouth and it would magically make you thin. It would be incredible

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hear you man. The only way real to do it is to find an amount of calories you can handle cutting every day and just make that your new life. When you have a setback, get mad yourself bc it’s inevitable, but then let it go and get back on it. It will be a lot of ups and downs, but eventually your behavior will change. You have to accept tho that you it won’t be quick.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        To add to this: even if it’s only 250 calories a day, that’s over 25 lbs a year.

        It’s also good to find an amount of exercise you can hand every day, even it’s just a 10 minute circuit.

        Good luck, bud.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    im hungry bros

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Have chicken salad at home for dinner
    >Have to stop by doctor's office
    >Might as well go to the grocery store while I here, the one nesrer to me doesn't have large avocados
    >"Oh they have poke bowls here. Well I guess I could do that for dinner instead"
    >Stop by Sheetz on way home
    >Decide to grab a 6 pack while I'm there
    >See ad for chicken sandwiches
    >"That looks good. I guess I could save the poke for tomorrow's lunch, it'll keep in the fridge"
    >Get home, eat the chicken sandwich. Still a bit peckish so I eat the poke bowl too. Eat the chicken salad sandwich an hour later in between beers

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had salmon, zucchini and lettuce for lunch

    I'll be a fatass soon if I continue

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not wanting the delivery guy to see how disgusting he looks was pretty relatable NGL. I'm not obese, I just drink a lot and look like shit most of the time.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i delivered grubhub for a while and you guys are like fricking ninjas. for certain orders i'd purposefully try to catch a glimpse but 9/10 times the food is taken inside without a trace

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The main character is not the titular whale. The whale is a metaphor for something else entirely. In the future, these threads should read, "Times you acted like Charlie, as portrayed by Brendan Fraser, in the motion picture entitled The Whale."

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s an easy one

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's that on the left, little chicken burgers?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's his vomit bucket so he can keep on eating

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Move your trash can farther away from your food, please

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cabinladen

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would Idaho have an asian nurse and shitskin pizza boy? Even in Boise you don’t see too many. They should’ve centered the story in Oregon or Washington or something

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doordash a steak and fried shrimp one day
    >feel hungry again
    >doordash another serving not even an hour later
    I am 260lbs

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    last i went to mcdonald's i got

    three double cheeseburgers
    one big mac
    three large fries
    20pc nuggets
    large shake

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      light weight

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's 5060 Calories 2 and half days worth of calories. there is no way you ate that in one sitting unless you are a professional eater.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        beta

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even think that would be a challenge. Thincels just lack the food capacity that others have.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's too many fries

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do you even get to this point?
    I literally feel bad if I eat a cookie. if fatties got bullied more at school this wouldn't happen.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its just fricking kino to eat and eat and eat. I give little smug looks to an imaginary camera between food items.
      >Didn't think I could eat an entire box of cereal after eating an XL pizza and 20 wings to myself did ya.
      Once you've already got a disgusting body its genuinely fun as frick to just race towards rock bottom.

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I landed on top of Sadie too, wiener first.

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a kid I stuffed some entire brownie stuff product deep into my mouth in order to not let my close relatives possibly get a bite, this might actually be post-Whale behavior, Charlie was excessively nice to his family.

    I've also jerked to gay porn, but prose not video. That's where I draw the line.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've also hoarded at least a little extra money by not going out except for the bare minimum activity. At my worst Charlie bathed more often than me.

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I drank the ranch.

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just ate a large pack of crisps, a bag of sweets, a large bar of chocolate, and guzzled two sugary beverages. 6'2, 205lbs for reference.

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    been whaling out since halloween by eating all the leftover candy my parents bought to appease the kids who come by. I'm 30.

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ive never been obese but i got skinny fat in my later years so i decided to get ripped by lifting, i ended up going from 170 skinny fat to 150 holocaust mode

    morale of the story i hate fat dudes not because theyre fat but because they could be RIPPED while some of us struggle to even put on five pounds of anything

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That evil piece of shit should've been killed decades ago

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