ITT: Times you acted like Tony
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I often eat leftover food out of the fridge while standing up
wtf?
I'm bald and angry
im fat and bald
from new jersey
and i breathe heavily
I eat gabagool for breakfast everyday and I tell my mom to SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
I drank an orange juice with some pulp.
I go to therapy
i like to watch the geese at the lake
i'm a racist prostitutemonger
You fricked a catcher's mitt?
I once ate some lincoln log sandwiches that were sitting on the kitchen counter when I arrived home while my son was attempting suicide
I make excessive hand gestures and say OH THERE HE IS whenever someone walks into a room
I crashed my car with my cousin next to me and suffocated him by pinching his nose. During the funeral I just nodded and said what can you do?
Then I went to Vegas and met his ex girlfriend. I fricked her for 8 hours straight with my gabagool and then went out gambling. I spent 100k on roulette and didn't even make a cent back, she got extremely pissed off and tried to kick me in the balls. I punched her and started to beat her on the roulette table. After getting kicked out by casino security, I went back to my hotel room and ate some gabagool I smuggled from New Jersey. Then I went outside to the balcony in a bathrobe and had a massive heart attack. I survived but still was pissed off about what happened.
I want to learn how to make all the Italian food shown in Sopranos. I know how to make spaghetti. I need to learn how to make Karen's Ziti. Maybe one day I will find a mad ripe woman who will cook for me.
Checked and fricking goddammit I want to plow that Meadow so hard
>I want to learn how to make all the Italian food shown in Sopranos.
Isn't it just deli meats, baked ziti, and Sunday gravy?
And macaroni. Lots of it.
Baked Ziti is very easy and delicious
That one time I almost bought gabagool in the grocery store.
Sometimes when I drink just the right amount and go to a social function where I know at least 1/3 of the people I can be charming and charismatic
Told a guy to pick up his dog shit
He was flummoxed and defiantly says he will
I say ok I will stay here to make sure you do it (he wasn't going to)
Don't say anything and just stare him down while he picks up his dog shit.
I mogged by my friends biceps
Times you acted like Uncle Philly
I wanted to frick a woman, but I compromised.
I jerked off into Ginny Sack instead.
I jerked off in a tissue after turning into a house and killing my homosexual brother in law
i jerked off onto a grilled cheese sandwhich.
I turned myself into a house. I'M HOUSE ANON!!
I had a waifu, i wanted to frick her. I compromised and i jacked off to rule 34 of her.
I get emotional and scream at group dinners after drinking a bit of wine
I drank the wine
I'm drinking the wine right
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When I played mario kart 64 with my younger cousin and make him angry that i win
I actually eat the food in scenes with it, necessitating that it be constantly replenished in-between takes.
I was on prozac for a few years
I got my lights fricking knocked out by a small israeli boy
>drinking with friends
>get in an annoyed slightly drunk mood
>friends start yapping about stories from high school
>seethe because it's an old tune and boring
>walk away to sit by myself at the bar
thats me but
>see my friends once a month at my house
>drink and talk about the same bands, the same movie (Flight) and the same fricking conversations like last time about "remember when"
>listen to the same songs all the time, heck we might as well have a timed playlist from heavy metal to singing City Pop songs down to Midwest emo songs at 5am.
>and we say our goodbyes by 7am.
>Hungoverness hasnt crept it, very absolutely drunk and have to pinch myself to remind me
>"Im going to do this for the rest of my life"
I often think of paulies line here. Somehow it's comforting.
>tfw you acted like both chrissy and paulie in this scene with your lifelong friends
same.
hehe
I once was the boss of a glorified crew pygmy thing over in frickin Jersey
>Someone tells me something awful that I'm directly responsible for but they don't know that
>"Jeshus Chrisht. Get the frick outta ere"
could you please shut the doooooooorrrrr
Sometimes I breathe really loud
ITT: times you acted like carmine senior
I don't wear shorts
Italian food fricking sucks, it's a meme, don't try to eat it or make it. Those morons rip out half of their bread loaves for their sandwiches and probably drool when they cook
I never had the makings of a varsity athlete
https://suno.com/song/7edcfa19-8d25-4f5b-a6b9-97680d758ff6
It's all about the gabagool
eat meat by the fricking car load but get emotional over animals wellbeing
I had a hot daughter that had darker skin than me and I was too fat and dumb to frick her
I'm a fat racist c**t who has panic attacks
I act like Paulie a lot
(I laugh like a childish moron while watching cartoons alone in a hotel)
I saw my son giggling to Cinemaphile posts and was disgusted by him.
I really, really want to frick Melfi