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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Love is forcing your wiener up a another man's butthole

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is literally about me and my friend

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh anon I’m sorry :^(
      Is he with a woman and you want him to commit to you?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We are both married to women and have kids and live in different states so we only get to see each other once or twice a year now…

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I’m sorry bud. That’s got to hurt. Does your wife know?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact: Jake Gyllenhaal gave Heath Ledger HIV during tent scene, which later progressed to AIDS and killed him.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Movie is beyond based. People go on about how it’s a “le gay cowboy movie,” but it’s really about letting the love of your life pass you up because you were too invested in a system that never actually cared for you in the first place. It’s genuinely tragic and heartbreaking, and that last scene in Jack’s childhood bedroom is one of the greatest in all cinema.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't come across as lovers, just as sex obsessed frickbuddies who couldn't control their impulses, hence why they started fricking each other in front of one of the guy's house.
      The movie is incredibly overrated by stupid people.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >don’t come off as lovers
        >I just can’t quit you scene
        Tell me you didn’t watch the movie without telling me you didn’t watch the movie

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I did, that scene doesn't change the fact that their relationship was poorly built.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate homosexuals, but the ending is the closest a movie has been to mad me cry, it just hits hard when you had wasted relationships, knowing the other person wanted more and you just couldn't.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Homosexuals having monogamous, romantic, non-fetishistic relationships
    Not even straight people are this lovey dovey

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the average amount of sexual partners between straight and gay men is something like 5 compared to 50.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tbf the average for straight men is dragged down considerably by the ever increasing amount of straight male incels. Didn’t some paper do a study or poll and found that like 25% of men now were reaching the age of 25 without ever having had a sexual partner? Lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ho-flation exists so you might as well be gay
          how many kids have you groomed on discord?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            From the stuff Ive seen, the new wave of zoomers being gay is bullshit. The majority of the upticks in recent years is almost exclusively from girls and from there its even more inflated since now just saying "ugh my pronouns are xe/xem" gets you LGBTOSHFNHDHHI+ status

            troons are a microcosim of typical Cinemaphile loser types, only now they have gotten really into autogynephilic

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >increase in mtf transitions: 13%
              >increase in ftm transitions: 3200%

              Women are moronic. Why would you willingly choose to become a short hairy goblin incel with no dick?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because they are stupid, highly emotional, impressionable, and are trend followers. Theres also this concept that by becoming some sort of oppressed person, you gain easy social clout points, so a loser can troon out and get special attention from certain segments of society.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Why would you willingly choose to become a short hairy goblin incel with no dick?
                They don't really want to become men. Most of them don't even take hormones. They just want to live out their lesbian fantasies.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this
                >yea i'm a man, sorry if that offends your sensibilities
                meanwhile they still look and act like tomboys

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >noooo muh heckin feelings
          >YOUR AN INCEL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks buttsex with a man isn’t a fetish
      Uhhh anon I think current year has given you brain rot. I’m pretty sure anything other than veganal sex with intention to procreate is a fetish. Missionary style is practically the only one that isn’t a fetish too.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Queerbait for straightoids, aka not kino.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Queerbait
      you dont know what that is

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off troon, ywnbaw and you don't belong in the LGB community. Jk rowling is right about you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not liking shitty gay movies made for heterosexuals makes me a troon now? This is your mind on /misc/ memes.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I can't crust you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gay cowboy movie

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homosexuals make for great kino
    dykes, not so much

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Men literally are just better at everything on a macro level than women. That’s why whenever lesbians try to make lesbo kino it flops. Only good lesbo kino is blue is the warmest color, and a horn dog man directed that.

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