Itt: unfortunate casting choices

Imagine looking at this and genuinely telling yourself
>oh my god she is the most attractive woman in the world

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    not the first time, this painter back then took chris chan as his model kek
    personnally I would've picked that moronic instathot with giga bolt-ons that gets spammed here sometimes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      forgot the pic

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cute

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's a conventional white attractive famale to most people. Quit your b***hing, and don't like she isn't the dream of every brown sand ass scrubber overseas.

    Had it been left to you, they would've picked a plastic Kpop clone indistinguishble from the others.

    They should've picked Brie.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She’s gorgeous but if they really wanted someone unequivocally beautiful who could be declared as queen b, it’s Monica Bellucci

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think she was too old at that point? Helen needs to pass for early 20's at the ABSOLUTE most

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I thought Troy was released earlier in the 2000’s. I have no idea who’d to select from then. Late 80’s and 90’s truly reigns supreme

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Helen of Troy would be a massive trophy for any actress to play so I imagine they just choose the best looking one out of those willing to filet the most children.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    even an ugly white person has more worth than a subhuman like you, op.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the face that launched a thousand ships
    cast somebody better chud I'll wait

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get the snow white chick

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ANOTHER thread?

    [...]

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    Kek what seething brownoid is still upset Norman Reedus took Diane Kreuger away from him?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What, we are not allowed to point out that this casting choice was laughable at best? She is a 5/10. Certainly not the prettiest woman in the world lmfao

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >She is a 5/10
        And just like that nobody finds your bait believable anymore

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    just kys homosexual

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Greek world
    Ftfy

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rose Byrne was the hottest woman in this film, but they needed her to play a trojan.

    I don't know if anyone else has noticed but the actors playing trojans in this film are overall darker while the greeks are more nordic-looking.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      make sense
      the last major Indo-Aryan migration into Greece was a few hundreds before that time. so the ruling class of Greeks would be largely Indo-Aryan. whereas Troy would be Anatolians.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Silly contrarian

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the issue here? Not a soulless kpop insect?

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    More your type OP

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes daddy

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you stop spamming this shit, homosexual?

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick are you talking about

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      In a world that actually made sense, you wouldn't even be allowed to look at women this beautiful on pain of death.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, obviously, because she's on the world, not in it, if she was in it, she'd die from magma, esl.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is nothing. They cast Florence Pugh as the princess of the galaxy in Dune Part 2.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The casting frick ups were the other big stars.

    Let's start with the talentless diversity hire. Banana has no acting ability what so ever. He has no presence, no gravitas, no brains.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brad Pitt wanted to work with Bana after watching Chopper. The role is just terribly written.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm an Aussie, the real life Chopper Reid is a fricking idiot. He's not some clever crim, he's near legally moronic, so it's no wonder Eric Banadinović had no trouble imitating him.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still upset about The Hulk, huh big guy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The next casting frick up is this ball less wonder. The only reason Bloom was any good in LOTR is because elves are supposed to come across gay. He cannot act to save his life.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Last but not lest. He looks like he just came from salon. Are they trying to play up the Greeks are gay bullshit? Look at that dye job.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bean would have been a superior Achilles because he actually looks like a man.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            In a better timeline we got the sequel to this movie, starring Sean because he was such a great casting, but maybe directed by Verbinksi...

            ... The Odyssey.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dye job
          They wear wigs on set.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not a wig but even if were it looks terrible.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can clearly see her

              What the frick are you talking about

              wig. Why wouldn't he be wearing one?

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who did it better? I had a massive crush on Connie Nielsen because of Gladiator.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks great, but they had her looking sickly for most of the movie.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All these shitty threads and still no butt pictures.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jennifer Gardner in any movie
    >That Irish bully as the new Joker
    >Jamie Foxx as Django is bland, should have been Michael K. Williams who was top 5 consideration after Will Smith
    >Michael Fassbinder as Jobs instead of Christian Bale
    >Jackie Earl Haley as Freddy Krueger
    >Timothey Chalamey in Dunc, Willy Wonka, and everything else
    >Shia Labeouf in Money Never Sleeps
    >Adam Driver in Ferrari
    >Charlize Theron in Fury Road
    >Seth Rogan as The Green Hornet kek
    >Colin Ferrel as Alexander
    >Mexican villain in Dead Reckoning Part 1
    >Literal who that played George Foreman
    >Ashton Kutcher replacing Charlie Sheen on TaaHM
    >Chloe Moretz in everything after Kick-Ass, especially that $200 million Amazon show from Nolan
    >Elle Fanning in War of the Worlds
    >that Burn Local nose'd wigger as the Punisher
    >Brie Larsen as Kevin Feige's protege
    >Joaquin in Inherent Vice replacing Robert Downey Jr
    >Rami Malek as Freddie Mercury instead of Tom Hardy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      finally a good answer itt. all the simps decided to just ignore ops question for some reason

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    worst threads in a long time

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's stunning in other movies but in this she seems like a beautiful woman in the opinion of gay man. Not the face that would launch a thousand ships.

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