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Quentin Tarantino is one of the greatest movie makers of all time and people only disklike him because they think it makes them unique.
i think its the opposite, that the only reason ppl like tarantino is that he goes out of his way to make the movies do unique things that arent neccessarily special or good, they just arent done much anywhere else and usually for a god reason, for example pulp fiction with "not caring about a 'main' character's death" scene
*for a good reason
Lots of movies do that though. There being hundreds of shitty Tarantino rip-offs underlines how great he is at what he does. Only guy who comes close is Guy Ritchie but dude directs like 2 stinkers for every good movie he does.
You can take that angle, but tell me a filmmaker who never shoots on digital, writes basically all his own scripts, who writes GOOD scripts, and isn't afraid to say the word Black person. Just one.
S. Craig Zahler
nevermind he shoots on digital, other points still apply tho.
I don't like him because he forces his fetishes into his movies, like feet and interracial cucking. Not to mention he always puts his little political take in them as well.
Tarantino's only political take is that racism and racists are bad.
he's full of contrarian bents (one reason Cinemaphile likes him) that don't necessarily make him a progressive, but does necessarily make him anti-conservative. Safe to call him a low-info social liberal who leans libertarian fiscally. Popular choice for cowardly cuck creatives.
Undeniable genius but jumped the shark since inglorious bastards imo. That and Django just feel low hanging fruit circle jerky.
He makes culture war propaganda which will bar him from ever being regarded as great in the long term
Tarantino dialogue is two characters arguing the same point in increasingly more verbose ways.
>Good morning
>The frick you mean good morning motherfricker? I look outside the window and my Black person it is motherfricking raining. That does not constitute a good morning in any way at all.
>Morherfricker I said good morning as it is morning at this motherfricking point in time you Black person, not because I was ignorant of the poor weather. My motherfricker, if it was a good motherfricking morning I would be niggingly sucking on teen feet right blacking now because I'm Taranfrickingtino and I motherfricking cast myself in the motherfricking role of a motherfricking degenerate footmotherfrickinggay
>repeat for 15 minutes then western music and excessive shootout
If he can't think of a way to progress the plot, you get this shit.
It wouldn't be so obvious if his last four movies weren't just word salad tossing competitions abruptly ended by an outburst of comical violence.
Lard is great on popcorn.
Just stamp the ticket.
Little Nicky is Adam Sandler’s best movie
Star Wars OT is boring
Kevin Conroy sucked as Batman
>Star Wars OT is boring
wish more people had the balls to admit this. episode 4 is especially not good.
>Star Wars OT is boring
agreed. probably why I could never get into SW as a kid. I expected more space western cantina shootouts and lightsaber samurai fights but instead fell asleep listening to a bunch of alien boomers argue about taxes in the space senate. Doesn't help that the OT movies were already feeling dated by the time I got to watch them in the early 90s.
>space senate
>OT
>Kevin Conroy sucked as Batman
there was a brief period of time when he sounded good- afterwards his voice was clearly autotuned and it sounded weird.
>Little Nicky is Adam Sandler’s best movie
Seconded, although I think it's because it had the greatest cast. It's definitely timeless.
Pulp Fiction is an excellent comfy movie that’s not overrated in the slightest, and it’s better than UOATIH (even though that’s also good)
A movie should only strive to be entertaining and not try to impart a deep message.
That is literally the most popular opinion possible. It's the reason studios don't take chances anymore. 95% of movies cater to your taste, you have no reason to complain
>studios don't take chances anymore
>let's get rid of every single popular character and replace them with ugly N'Ghubata Xixao characters and also let's shit on our main demo
Really playing it safe.
Then why is every other movie pushing leftist diversity nonsense instead of trying to be entertaining?
Right, because sooo many recent movies have been entertaining.
Progressives are literally immune to reality.
I'm not fond of Dune
then stop making all those dunc threads you fat frick
Avatar was never good
b*skin Ro*erts is a very funny meme and the next sneed
Logan is garbage and James Mangold never made a good movie.
X-Men: Days of Future Past alone is better than almost all of the MCU
Andrew Garfield is the best Spider-Man
Zendaya is an attractive female
Thank you! My god I've edged and wanked so much to her that it makes me feel like a freak sometimes kek
The older I get the more I appreciate honest works like shonen anime. Edgelord shit like Game of Thrones is for pseuds and there's no point in watching "TRVE KINO" like some obscure European director.
how often do you frick your bodypillow, weeb homosexual
>he fantasises about other men's dicks
Sex scenes have no place in films. There are plenty of ways to show a couple is in love with each other or that they just did it or they’re about to do it or whatever. The sex scene itself is entirely unnecessary and never adds anything to any film whatsoever. This is doubly true now that people have porn delivered direct to their house and the privacy of their own personal devices. If I see a sex scene in any movie, I know I’m watching the work of a fricking hack director and actors who have no respect for themselves or their craft. It’s absurd and they should be eliminated.
This isn’t unpopular anymore, if it ever was. Everyone and their mother circlejerks about how le bad sex scenes are
Sex scenes in movies are now more important than ever. It is necessary to make zoomer shitstains writhe in uncomfortable pain, to make them shit and piss in self-embarrasment and impotent rage.
Keyed
I agree but also non-sexual nudity should be normalized and should be more frequent in movies and in order for a film to be a masterpiece it should include nudity in some form.
all films should be completely nude
anyone know why this keeps being posted, where did it start - is a twitter or tiktok fad, or is it being funded from somewhere?
they aren't even frequent.
whoever you are, smashing your computer to bits would solve your mental problems, try it.
This. The proper way to do it is in pic rel. Imply they did it then cut to the next scene. I realize they have no choice because of china, but the point stands.
THE
I think the Lord of the Rings trilogy is boring.
then watch each film individually
Joaquin Phoenix sucks as an actor
Thank you. Watching him "act" is almost physically painful.
He really is I'M ACTING the guy
Came here to post something like this.
David Lynch is a boring piece of shit. Everyone just says he isn't so they don't seem like they didn't "get it".
Yeah I watched every episode of The Return so that everyone else would be impressed with how much I understood it, and they were!
Serialized television sucks ass outside a handful of shows and even those are shit compared to episodic tv shows.
*breaking bad is good
*some anime is good
*some stand-up comedy is good
*joe rogan is not a pseudo-intellectual
*good chefs/line cooks deserve respect and actually yeah it is a tough job
*hate-watching is unhealthy and abnormal
*there's nothing wrong with liking the critical drinker
hey wagie i said no mayo and no fricking tomatoes it gives me acid reflux.
take it back and start over at once.
not gonna tip lol
why are you pretending like you have money?
get back in the kitchen and no mayo or else no tippie *claps* don't make me call your manager over
>I'm an butthole! Isn't that cool??
not really
No, I think he is cool.
I think it’s pretty cool. Clean it up
you're gonna clean it up though right? right.
here's what's actually going to happen: all of that shit is getting swept into a bus tub, after I report it to my boss, and then you're getting banned from the restaurant. You're also getting reported to the FBI for destroying federal currency.
clean it up wagie
He put up his left hand to block it when the slap was coming from his right. lol
okay buddy, have fun whining about "muh wages" from prison.
NTA but do you really think they throw people in prison for putting money in a glass of water?
I think they do for assault and battery, which is what is shown in the post that I was responding to. are you having trouble following the conversation?
Talking back to customers now huh? Go get me your manager.
are you having a schizophrenic episode? you're not my customer. we're both posting on Cinemaphile right now.
putting money in a cup of water is assault and battery? Either this is bait or you are moronic
The glasses straight up vanish wtf
Did they have to make the headline so funny
>White Male Eats Nuggets With Spice That Weren't Mayo Flavored. Proceeds to Beat Server.
Don't make me bring up the Popeyes chicken sandwich incident, boy.
>black eats something that wasn't either stolen or paid for by the government
I could get that out without a mess and barely have to wipe the table. Definitely took more work set this up than it will be to retrieve it and clean it.
alright thanks keith good work you're gonna get a 0.99 /hr raise. Your first task is to go get this down.
irl you don't even go outside man
clean it up janny YOURE MY SLAVE
>I... I have to do my job and sweep up a little and pick up 10 boxes? AAAAAHH HELP I'M GOING INSANE! THIS WILL TAKE FOREVER!
I hope this kid snapped under the pressure and killed himself and whoever took this picture.
LMAO. This is nothing and could be cleaned in less than a minute. He probably spent 10 minutes trying to find the best angle and cajoling another worker to take the picture.
t. used to work clean up crew at fairs
again, you're getting reported to the police.
If I'm keith in a restaurant, why would I be getting shopping carts from a grocery store? I think you've never had a job. Also, 1/hr raise as a server is pretty big, considering whatever you make on your checks should go straight into your savings and you live off your tips. If you need some advice on how to live in the world, I can help you out, Anon. I can help you leave the basement.
>1/hr raise is pretty big,
*as a server*
You missed that part, big guy. Your wage is just extra money, as you work on tips. Your parents will die and you will have to get a job eventually, it's best to learn early.
Lol I make $140k engineer wfh. If my burger comes back with mayo we will be involving your manager.
you're a waiter.
a server is a machine which holds a lot of data.
you're closer to a slave
>Heh, I'm going to mess with the people who have access to my food! That'll teach 'em!
Why are zoomers so fricking moronic?
Anon, you pay the check AFTER you get the food
1. That picture is older than the hair on your nuts.
2. I've already paid.
3. Clean it up hahahahahahhaaaaahaha
>campus
just remembered there are people under 50 on this site
>Cinemaphile is an imageboard website that is mostly used by young males. Official demographics state that the most popular age group are those between 18 and 25.
(You) #
>Cinemaphile is an imageboard website that is mostly used by early retirement executives. Official demographics state that the most popular age group are those between 45 and 55, with a net worth of over 5 million.
Yes, this is the first generation that ever fricked with service workers. Truly that last 10000 years of human history showed the honor due to the fry cook, until these fricking zoomers ruined it.
WHY ARE YOU SO moronic?!
>Truly that last 10000 years of human history showed the honor due to the fry cook, until these fricking zoomers ruined it.
you're supposed to show kind of a baseline respect to your fellow man, regardless of what they do for a living. and yes, this is something that people in the past understood much better than the people of today, by all accounts.
Ah you’re new bless your heart. I envy you, wish I could go back.
where would you go back to?
I really don't know, there's so many turning points that just seemed to make everything worse.
given I'm now at the point where my situation is unbelievably shit compared to what it should be, any diversion early enough might be a better route.
To when I was new.
when were you new
I make the mess
You clean it up
That’s how this works
slaves aren't my fellow man, my fellow man contributes something useful to the world and isn't a parasite dependent on handouts
take your meds, anon
have a nice day schizo
I'm happy to leave it to the audience to decide which one of us is schizophrenic
that would be you. but hey bro don't worry i left you a tip for real this time
.........
PSYCHE LMAO CLEAN IT UP WAGIE
>thinks there's an audience
I'm guessing you have been dealt with by professionals at some point, possibly institutionalised.
Seeing as you think there is a studio audience we are performing for I would say that you are the schizo
is there a place where I could see more of these.
don't say plebbit
>wagieRagie### in the archive
This is my life's work.
>I'm done with this bench and so is everybody else
more
Just slide a playing card under it. That's likely how it was set up.
>clean up catchup
>slowly move the glass to the edge of the table
>have bucket on floor for the water
>dry the money
easy profit
>and actually yeah it is a tough job
not really. just put the shit on a plate.
you wouldn't know, though, since you've never had a job
I wish I never had a job. boy wouldn't that be nice.
also, it's funny how people get angry when you say their job isn't that hard. like, why do you want a hard job, bro? does your self esteem derive from this? work smarter, not harder.
This. I WFH as an engineer and I do maaaaybe 2 hours of work a day for a very healthy salary. Imagine actually spending 8+ hours a day with another hour+ of commuting to go somewhere that’s difficult for you and being proud of that. lmao.
but you have to put 750 things on 350 plates in an hour while not letting any of it sit too long or burn. You also have to remake all the shit the stupid-frick female servers screw up even though they make more than you and do 1/10th of the work.
t. ex-server
t. ex-line cook
t. ex-bartender
t. ex-delivery driver
t. ex-restaurant manager
>*joe rogan is not a pseudo-intellectual
I'll one up you by stating that I think Rogan is a good comedian who has some really funny bits
>joe rogan is not a pseudo-intellectual
But he asks pseudo-intellectuals good questions which is all he needs
>*hate-watching is unhealthy and abnormal
>*there's nothing wrong with liking the critical drinker
These contradict each other
sam hyde is not funny and never has been
But this is not an unpopular opinion. To the vast majority of people he is unfunny. The only people who watch his shit are kids, edgy young men and people who never grew up.
The TED talk is an objectively funny stunt
>sam hyde is not funny and never has been
This is a popular Cinemaphile opinion, his discord homosexuals are all too busy gangstalking each other now
this, the only time that kind of comedy was done right was in wonder showzen, both tim & eric and MDE completely missed the genius that made it so good and subversive
I don't hate Warwick Davis and don't think I'd find slowly dismembering him like a piece of old furniture to be very entertaining. Honestly don't find midgets particularly funny on their own and never felt an inclination to mock or abuse them. Just can't be bothered to want to hurt him, despite coming to realize I've always been a bully on or offline and accepting sadistic tendencies I've nurtured with behavior.
Pipe down, you practice your machines order before you get to the counter
What are you even trying to say here?
Did you mean "machine's" order?
Worse than being ESL is not being able to communicate clearly in your native language.
Found footage movies are pretty kino. A 5/10 on IMDB is the equivalent to a 9/10 or 10/10 for found footage. If you see one with a 5/10 or higher, it's 100% worth watching.
Star wars and LOTR are both at the level of current Marvelslop nonsense. They're even their direct precursors if you will
Solaris with George Clooney is better than the original Solaris, by every metric.
anon you know nothing about filmmaking or you are literally moronic
>muhdia literacy
Time to have a nice day pseud. Just because movie was shot on shitty soviet camera that Snyder used for his slop and directed by a guy ending with -ski doesn't mean its better.
francis ford coppola sucks. the rainmaker is alright though.
I think coolsville sucks
I can't believe anon would say this...
The actual controversy here is that it could be Freddie Prinze Jr. himself posting it, lol.
I've decided everybody's taste is shit but my own. I will watch a highly rated movie and it will be a boring slogfest regurgitation of the same shit ive seen a hundred times. But when i watch a low rated movie, there's a good chance that it will have a unique plot or some characters that are actually enjoyable to watch.
>I only like the things I like!
Well no fricking shit sherlock
The Godfather movies are bland goyslop.
Daniel Craig is the best Bond and frankly it's not even close
If you don’t like 3D you are cheating yourself out of an objective better experience, and also you are a boomer
3d what?
It’s not that I don’t like 3D, I hate wearing the glasses.
Dungeons & Dragons 2023 was a fun movie.
It was, I enjoyed it. Can’t wait for the next one.
The prequels suck.
I think superhero movies suck ass
>tell me you are reddit without telling me you are reddit, the picture
Calling Dunc an "adaptation" of Dune is wrong as so much is changed or removed that it's rather "inspired by" or "based on" Dune
Every time this painting gets posted and I see the thumbnail, just for the first few seconds, I think it's a picture of Kramer from Seinfeld.
>Psycho II is one of the best horror movies of all time
>Better Call Saul had a great ending
>EMH Wasp > Rogue
>The Curse of Frankenstein > The Bride of Frankenstein
>Dr. Strangelove is the best Kurbrik movie (out of the ones I've seen)
>Paul McGann is the best Doctor Who actor
Kubrick*
here’s some Reddit Gold friend
Why was my post reddit?
final homosexualry XIV
Oh, that sucks
>>Dr. Strangelove is the best Kurbrik movie (out of the ones I've seen)
one*
Day 1 is the only 24 season worth watching.
The lost world is a good film
AND I’M GONNA MISS EVERYBODY
AND I’M GONNA MISS EVERYBODY
i forgot about erratas
wtf was all of that about anyways
Loved that movie as a kid, probably saww it more times than the first one.
Never understood why Jeff Goldblum's daughter was black. Was she adopted or something
Tenet is one of the best movies ever made.
boston is the king of producing the most overrated slop
>the departed
>the town
>ted
>the fighter
>shutter island
outside of matt damnon (and maybe steve carrell) there's not one filmmaker or actor out of new england that's been apart of multiple good pieces of film and TV; I have no idea how this region and the bulk of shit that comes from it is labeled high brow
Wait a second, is Boston considered a cradle of intellectuals and artists? I didn't know.
Yeah because of Harvard. When in reality they are all morons. I like the Red Sox though.
It makes some sense, that is, New York, Los Angeles, Chicago and then Boston as an important city in the United States
Yeah and well, thats Kind of where America started besides Pennsylvania.
Boston projects an image of themselves that's grossly exaggerated.
apparently, yes. I didn't realize this until I left the northeast.
The social network was boring as frick and just made me even more antisemitic.
Daniel Day Lewis is overrated.
>Sons of Anarchy is just a homoerotic soap opera for boomers.
>I never even tried to watch Game of Thrones.
>I think Anya Taylor Joy is pretty
>Requiem for a dream is not a good movie, its just depression porn.
>Shameless is a stupid show, why would you watch a family continuously, consciously and actively make the wrong choices over and over and over again even when they know better?
>Haven't seen SoA
>Watched GoT and it got bad towards the end
>ATJ is an ugly fricking wench. (would)
>Requiem is good, but it is depression porn
>Shameless is what is described here and hard to watch if you're not trying to feel better about your own fricked up life and to justify being a piece of shit since these guys are way worse that you
nice response and nice quads.
I actually liked MCU Ultron as a villain. He was more charismatic c**t than 95% of all antagonists.
Nolan is a very flawed director.
Tarantino will be a cult director over the years after his retirement.
Daniel Craig is a good Bond
Got reeks of shit and was never good.
True detective is the goat for the pseuds. I've never seen a show as pretentious as that.
The anime is great.
Villaneuve is talented but extremely overrated and has no unique vision.
Outih is perhaps the best film of the past decade.
James Cameron's Avatar was never good.
The Batman is one of the worst movies about the character.
>Nolan is a very flawed director.
Half the posts about Nolan are ironically poking fun at him, I don't think this is an unpopular opinion.
>YMS has some good videos.
>Charlie in the Chocolate Factory is leagues above Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
>I have never seen TDKR
>Classic South Park is hilarious
>Most Adult Swim shows were never funny and people I watched them with just seemed to just watch it for the sake of watching them. (Except ATHF)
>Lolcows are some of the only good entertainment on YouTube.
>I like Jerma
>Classic South Park is hilarious
Is this really unpopular? South Park before it started being overly political and was just crass was when it was at its best.
I see zoomers shitting all over it on this board and in my personal life no one talks about classic South Park anymore. Like S2-S5 South Park.
I suppose that makes sense. It's weird to me that people don't normally associate South Park with Adult Cartoons that got worse. I mean, people will always say Family Guy was better pre-cancelation or The Simpsons has a golden age and never recovered. South Park should be viewed in the same light.
in the Chocolate Factory is leagues above Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
All Quiet on the Western Front from the 30s is interesting as a landmark movie but is otherwise boring and dull even by the standards of movies then.
The Empire Strikes Back is overrated (though still the best) and not as deep and dark as people claim, and the potential of SW worldbuilding is quite shallow compared to other sci fi/fantasy
Psycho (1960) is not in any way one of Hitchwiener's top 5. There are more recent horror/thriller films like Silence of the Lambs that are far superior.
The Fly 1986 is a better movie but the original is far more goofy and fun to watch.
Blade Runner 2049 is a better movie than 1982 in that you actually care for K unlike Deckard.
I liked Charlie because it is closer to the book.
She's not a 10/10 bimbo but she looks fine most of the time.
Zoomers watch porn all the time. Sex scenes are lacking compared to porn and when it comes to movies/TV it makes sense why they want to prioritize the story more.
Star Wars and Jaws pioneered modern blockbusters.
Islam and Christianity forbid financial interest and israelites were barred from traditional trades in many countries, so it's no surprise they latched onto shit like banking.
The OG suffers Seinfeld effect on setting the stage for modern action films. A lot of clunky dialogue and middling acting.
>Zoomers watch porn all the time. Sex scenes are lacking compared to porn and when it comes to movies/TV it makes sense why they want to prioritize the story more.
That is not why it makes them uncomfortable, it's the social interactions and relationships preceding the sex scenes that they cannot stand, the sex scenes are just the culmination of those interactions.
The Wayans Brothers have put out some of the funniest movies of all time. Deal with it.
David Lynch is a hack.
Oppenheimer easily Christopher Nolan's masterpiece and all of its Oscars are deserved.
I find slim, big breasted, beautiful women to be kino.
reminds me of my english teacher
i want to go back
>women
Name?
Gaby Espino
Mel Gibson never made a good movie
br2049 and dunc are AI generated rubbish that are as compelling as a screensaver.
goldeneye is dogshit and only liked by low iq, low class people who weren't old enough to see it in the cinema when it came out.
AI generated content is unironically better than vanilla human content, you fricking c**t
>vanilla
how to declare you are a homosexual in one word
Blade runner 2049 mogged the original.
i actually would french-kiss Hunter
The office US is great and pisses people off who don’t have jobs or sex both of which are central themes of the show.
>The office US is great and pisses people off who don’t have jobs or sex both of which are central themes of the show.
Good observation. Same with Parks and Rec. Or if you're just american but then you really don't have any business sharing your opinion on anything really unless we want to talk about rice patties or some shit
not american*
all media are subverted
all data are incorrect
I watched both Suicide Squad & Batman VS Superman in theaters
I didn't like either film at all, but while watching I spent the whole time wondering why people think I should find it to be the worst shit ever
Curb is better than seinfeld
John Malkovich is a 0/10 actor who has sucked in every movie he's ever been in. No hate to the man personally of course
saw a brief interview where one guy was telling how John malxoococolz had said to him on set "I'm a terrible actor" after having done an over the top mexican accent.
Racism is bad. Anti-semitism, too.
>pattern recognition is bad
thats right goy
Scorsese hasnt made a great movie since Bringing Out the Dead. Entertaining films yes but not worth looking at beyond the surface.
Family Guy is better than South Park.
De Niro is the worst actor in The Godfather Trilogy
by a fricking country mile
When you say something like “they don’t make any good movies anymore”, it’s because you got older. Nostalgia is a hell of a drug. DM me for the reference
Blonde wasn't that bad
Lake Mungo is a good movie.
Stanley Kubrick is just okay
True Detective season 2 is a solid 7/10. There's kino elements sprinkled throughout the 8 hours but you motherfrickers rate it highly for the sole purpose of contrarianism.
BONUS: Barbie Ferreira is unironically gorgeous.
Not rating S2 highly is the contrarian position here. For what it's worth I'm not calling you a contrarian, I'm saying you accusing us of liking it for that reason doesn't make sense. Most TD anons agree that it's great. Hell, you're posting this in an unpopular opinion thread.
>Most TD anons agree that it's great. Hell, you're posting this in an unpopular opinion thread.
This is an unpopular Cinemaphile opinion thread. And this board especially lately calls it the greatest piece of television ever filmed when unfortunately it's a hot mess with kino sprinkled throughout as stated earlier.
>reading comprehension
>Cinemaphile related
I misread this somehow. I may be a fricking tard.
Christopher and Tony should have fricked.
literally have a nice day you racist butthole
hey bro i saw your post and kinda laughed. i know it didnt go over the way you thought it was going to but no need to reply to yourself
I actually like israelites and think they achieved their high positions thanks to their cultural propensity towards knowledge work
Movies get old like milk. You can't watch movies that came out 20 years ago because they'll turn out to be shit.
movies, like marriage, should have an expiration date.
true, the best films came out this year; and it's always this year
It’s because they have more access to films/technology than ever before in history. Hell the art is about 100 years old, imagine the first 100 years of painting.
yeah you can see month by month sometimes when films are better.
i tried watching something from last year and had to turn it off. it's just like kids with those video games, old stuff looks like dried jizz
disney has never made a good movie
ever.
Aside from a handful of isolated cringeworthy moments, I enjoyed the Netflix Cowboy Bebop
Good movies come out every year - you just have to find them.
cowboy bebop is troony shit and there is literally a troony in it
sam hyde is gay
family guy is still funny
if you dont like sports you were bullied by jocks in high school
>if you dont like sports you were bullied by jocks in high school
I hate to say it but you're right
>if you dont like sports you were bullied by jocks in high school
This.
>if you dont like sports you were bullied by jocks in high school.
I was literally the basketball team captain that represented the school in regional competition.
You watch adult men play with a ball like little children and you cry when they lose.
Show us on the doll where the jocks dunked your head in the toilet lil brown zoomerito.
I used to dunk people in toilets while you cry out other men's names when they play like little children.
>ESL
Ouch lil zoomerito your ass is getting the chunky dunky.
>quickly deflect
Toilet head. Don't forget to pray to Pelè and BLM flag before you go to bed.
have a nice day homosexual and frick your forced meme. Take a day off, you piece of shit. You've spent the better part of a couple of years now spamming this gibberish and are still the only gayit who posts it. It will never catch on.
reddit thread
Ridley Scott is better than Christopher Nolan on average
The Shogun remake is very mediocre and inconsistent.
I have never completely seen any of the og trilogy star wars films. I usually watch the first half hour, skip the middle, and watch the last 25 minutes. They are so slow and boring
I tried marathoning the first one and fell asleep after about 20 minutes and missed my bus stop
They are just so slow paced, but I can watch Ep. 1-3 no problem.
The performance was great but the Joker in Dark Knight just doesn't make any sense.
Wokeness is mostly correct. Systemic racism is real, critical theory is legitimate, DEI initiatives are mostly justified, and if you're a white male raised in a decent school zone, the only reason you are not successful is laziness/effort.
Treating people like they have a disadvantage because of their race is racist.
you're a moronic homosexual but I unironically like seeing a different take like this on this board kek
Waterworld is a great movie.
I don't think anyone hates it, it was just financially impractical.
It's a much better Mad Max film than Fury Road.
Not a Mad Max film.
I know moron.
As long as you know you're moronic I'm okay with it lil zoomerito. You can leave whenever now you got dealt with.
it's dawning on me that you are actually moronic so I'll break it down for you as such:
1) Waterworld is not a mad max film
2) Fury Road *is* a Mad max film
3) Waterworld *makes* for a better mad max film than fury road could hope to achieve.
My post was not terribly complicated leading me to believe your comprehension truly is abysmal or (I'm hoping) you're simply ESL.
You autist can't tell he's implying it was a better Mad Max movie than an actual Mad Max movie, it's the same concept but on water.
No. Bro just take the L and go sit in the corner. We’re holding tryouts next thread.
Kingsman is a better Bond movie than Die Another Day.
You go sit.
>It's a much better Mad Max film than Fury Road.
Waterworld is not part of the Mad Max franchise troony.
ESL.
waterworld had nothing to do with mad max. go sit in the corner
It's the same concept but on water.
There should be a standardized literacy, IQ and English language test to allow posts on Cinemaphile.
wrong movie. go sit in the corner and put the dunce cap on you gay brown little zoomerito
>the 1980 Flash Gordon movie is better than any Star Wars movie
>I like Keanu Reeves (popular elsewhere, unpopular here)
>Le Samourai is just okay
>Drive has fantastic action scenes (not really controversial, just more something I don't see people point out)
>I never actually hope any movie is bad and if Disney started releasing hit after hit tomorrow I'd give them my full support
I say all of this as a stereotypicial Cinemaphile chudcel who hates blackwashing and "strong female characters"
Took me a while to come up with one.
>The first season of True Detective doesn't hold up. It's really just 6/10 and terrible acting.
The Hateful Eight is one of the best Tarantino films, it is better than Reservoir Dogs.
I agree. It's also hilarious if you don't look at every single movie ever made as some sort of moral guide for the youth or whatever the frick critics seemed to think.
South Park is 40% garbage, 40% mediocre, and 10% good
Dark Knight is overhyped but a good movie overall
Game of Thrones was always bad and I don't understand the obsession with Martin finishing the books, especially after such a long time
Whiplash sucks
The Big Lebowski isn't funny
Both versions of the Office are horrible
are you me
predator 2 is better than predator 1
fricking voodoo magic mon
Not at all. However anon, I'll back you to a degree. Part 2 is a photo finish to 1. It's just a hair under. I know even saying that is probably a controversial take here. Still, I say:
>predator
>predator 2
>predators
>prey
>>>>>>>>>>the predator
I unironcially agree. Predator 2 rocks. The setting is so fricking cool
Succession is a bad show. It's a comedy show for people that don't understand or think they're too good for the genre. It's not funny, it's smarmy, I know the exact type of people that would claim they watch Succession for the "comedy"
Literally just watch Arrested Development instead, it has the same premise and is actually funny and not ashamed of being a comedy show.
Frick this gay fricking show.
I think they should have decided if they wanted to be The Office for nepo babies or have an actual dramatic narrative. They even did have a narrative going on but the ending betrayed the viewers IMHO. Nobody hated these characters, nobody wanted a random character to win the show. They had written a decent show where the children learn to live without their father, end up becoming stronger at the end through realizing they only have each other, defeat the Euroclown bad guy, and help run the business together. If you want a "dark ending" have Roman ruin the US Press, Shiv ruin the US Retirement system and use media propaganda to have Tom kill himself, Connor get to be the fascists vice president, and Kendall taking drugs being the guy who makes the Family Neighborhood idea in that one episode.
Message is that the rich and powerful are going to ruin everything but they are still human and love each other after all.
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon has horrible writing
Anime is gay no exceptions.
Kevin Smith is a smart guy despite making shitty movies.
The Phantom Menace is the only good Star Wars prequel
>took the bait
OUATIH is the best Tarantino film, Pulp Fiction isn't even in top 3
Sopranos became shit after 9/11
Star Wars is underrated. If you take all the content made since Sequels it would be a solid average of 7.5/10. Mandalorian was 9/10, 9/10 5/10 which is good. Ahsoka had problems but if you don't just try to exaggerate everything, you had great characters, great fights and lightsaber duels, plenty of things to enjoy. Kenobi was garbage... but I dunno at least it ended really well "all the woke characters" died so what is actually the problem. I think if you can just let yourself go the Leia chase was stupid but funny.
People want to call Acolyte the worst thing ever all I can say is... it looks GENERIC not bad. Also everyone is saying they are promoting evil over good but also these same people would love a Sith focused movie right?
Honestly, Star Wars is better franchise than some people are saying, I would rather be SW than Ghostbusters, DC, The Matrix and Star Trek.
>you had great characters,
You had no characters. I loved that a guy who people though was muh Starkiller turned out to be a literal fart in the wind.
Pic related is a pretty average show but gets so highly praised because of like, five episodes and Mark Hamill.
A film being woke does not inherently make it bad.
It does and you have absolutely no evidence to the contrary.
My unpopular opinion is that Naruto had all the potential in the world to surpass DBZ.
It's just too bad it was created and run by reatrds.
Google Sheets > Excel.
there are fewer than 10 funny movies in all of film history
Not really you just got older and started politicizing everything.
Better than Aliens
I can see why someone can think this. What I can't see is why anyone would think that Alien 3 killed the franchise. It has unique, depressing atmosphere, interesting settings and characters and definitely a level of dread.
Also rape googles.
Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul are well written, but I still don't like the shows.