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Is that Vinesauce: Vinny?
STAYVUN
Guy had it all. He was going to law school, had a sweet sword collection and was outwardly normally enough he wasn't even a suspect at first.
All he had to do was get a haircut and put on some shades but no. He got upset over getting turned down by some femgoy and threw it all away.
Why are israelites like this?
He was obviously too far gone. He was already stalking her, and even before that I'm sure he'd committed himself to an incel mindset. His only chance would've been to go to the gym or to a therapist, and with the career he was going for, that would've been difficult, time wise.
>His only chance would've been to go to the gym
damn if only everyone would just do crossfit there would be no murder :/
He was obviously a nut, and he was gonna flunk out of law school. You can see the "crazy" in his eyes. If you harness your personality that you're beneficial to others you can then be seen as an eccentric. But if you harness it to hurt others then you're seen as creepy and you are doomed.
stephen did a 2 hour improv of pure kino, show some respect
Wtf, was he a israelite? Did I miss something?
He wasn't. Racist whites just like to blame everything on da joooz because they can't accept their own degeneracy.
His hair was dope tho
his hair looked like shit, looking like a typical stoner
what no pussy does to a mf
>Guy had it all. He was going to law school, had a sweet sword collection and was outwardly normally enough he wasn't even a suspect at first.
He literally was though. He became the number one suspect almost from day one.
He became a suspect when he did the tv interview. If he had taken even 5 minutes to dispose of some of the evidence, he'd have gotten off even if it went to trial.
There was never any DNA evidence. It's easy to look back now and say "of course he was guilty", but the state was NOT confident they would win this trial
>Guy had it all. He was going to law school,
he wasn't just going to law school - he was finished with all his fricking classes. and i'm not sure what kind of student he was, but he had been given summer internships and probably more. he almost had a career most normies could only wish to have, only to flip out and do a murder at almost the last possible second
still gotta take the bar exam
that's probably what sent him over the edge lol. bar exams really aren't that big of a deal if you have time to study and materials. getting washed out of law school is real & making it through as far as he did is a milestone achievement
Once you've finished law school the bar isn't as hard as people make it out to be. The only reason it's so notorious is because literally anyone can take it, with or without 6 years of law school before hand.
Plus that chick was weird looking. Wide, strong face that looked like Stan Smith from American dad. He could've gotten a cute mousy girl if he put himself out there more.
This was a shop the whole fricking time?!? God dammit!
yeah wtf so you dont get sunglasses in jail?
It's a reenactment you morons. They got Jay Baruchel to play the part in the first pic.
nice shoop bro
Delete this
face of the black dude is still funny
he looks like the grieving father from True Detective S3 after he found christ and shaved off his moustache
Fake and most importantly, gay.
Pathetic shop.
What a homosexual looking twerp
No wonder Cinemaphile incels worship him
Weird photoshop to fud the prison pill, it's clear that someone added a lazy eye out of spite, this is just silly. Look at the hairline, it's literally blurred in and is crooked, doesn't even make sense.
>t. cannot even draw a single circle
ran this through forensic software it's fake af
Reminder that this transformation could be any of you, stop moping about so much.
never forget that your taxes go to sheltering/feeding and protecting (not put in gen pop) these homosexuals
we just need a streamlined death penalty system
Death penalties STILL would cost more than just housing a criminal for 10 years.
I feel like everyone I speak to wants the death penalty to be much more common, but then you almost never see it.
I live in UK and I am certain that if there was a vote or something people would bring the death penalty back in a heartbeat for the worst crimes.
The death penalty is inhumane. You might as well bring back old medieval styles of execution if you want to try to intimidate criminals through violence. I prefer Scandinavia's progressive system of attempting to reform criminals. They have the lowest recidivism rates in the world.
scandy countries are some of the most cucked nations on earth and only have low recidivism because of their generally cucked population. Thats why large parts of the nordic countries are now no-go areas like in sweden which have been taken over by foreign gangs and criminals
What I'm hearing is the world would be a better place if we embraced cuckoldry.
The word would be a better place for bulls for sure
Nothing better for worldwide organised crime than a bunch of nation suddenly losing the plot and starting treating professional criminals as light delinquents from scandinavia
Scandinavia could do literally anything they want and it would still work because they have educated, homogeneous, small populations
Then Sweden imported 2 million Black folk and everything changed in less than 10 years, now their crime stats are going through the roof, along with their recidivism rate
Who would have guessed, violent illiterate Ugandans living off crime aren't positively affected by community service
>now their crime stats are going through the roof, along with their recidivism rate
Source?
>kill someone
>get rewarded for it with a free house and life councelling
No. That shit should happen before the crime happens. Afterwards it's off to the electric chair.
So what? Imprisoning them costs more than just letting them go. Putting them on trial costs more than not putting them on trial. Oh no it costs whatever much more to kill someone. Okay? I don't care. Fricking kill them. I'll take the extra dollar of taxes every month, I don't give a shit.
And whining about it here will change the legistlature. Times change, I can openly smoke weed here in NY and not be asked it about it on any kind of job question. As much as I disliked Cuomo, that was his last act, perhaps a swan song so to speak.
but he didn't do anything
he didn't know anything
How much do I pay annually?
Like .4% of your taxes
murderers and child molesters should absolutely be protected from violent nazoid and Black person thugs
Why don't prisons just lock everybody in a cell on their own and never let them out until they are allowed out?
I mean you can argue that's inhuman but they shouldn't have done it.
>getting locked up in a small room for years at a time is inhumane
kill all lawyers, fricking slimeballs
He did a public service, it's the least we can do for him
Wow, what an intelligent realisation. Did you know that taxes literally pay for everything? Astonishing, I know.
justice for steyvun
all losers and autists like Stephen need to put their pride aside and just see an escort. will numb and eliminate your woman obsession
Yep, once youve had sex and realise how much of a nothingburger it is it all goes away
This. Honestly the only reason incels are an epidemic is because media has given them such a false perception of teen romance and first love.
In the past, if a guy couldn't get laid or was shy around women, his dad got him an escort and he forgot all about it.
Then you get addicted to prostitutes and you've got somewhere around 5-10 grand lost until the pandemic snaps you out of it, but oh the pussy you got until then was worth it coming from absolute zero
This, women and normies seem like static from tv or fricking nothing after fricking
>kill ONE woman
>become hot
Is this why women go for bad boys?
Perhaps, even that Parkland Goblin is receiving letters from Girls
>unrealistic movie transformation
STAYVUN, THIS AIN'T NO GODDAMN MOVIE STAYVUNN
>I sware ta gawd I'll snap mahself in half Stayvun!
It was not merely a way to get comfy -- it was a display of dominance
wtf do prisoners really get access to cool shades
did you think the jannie was your girlfriend stayvuhn??
Who writes this shit?
>OH N-
God
Was it divine intervention?
qrd?
Dude killed his wife and 2 1/2 kids for some hot coworker who loves anal. When the cops arrived to look at secfotage of neighbours cam they were talking about the whole thing and then those 2 scenes came up on tv. It was crazy af. He threw his girls into an oiltank and the commercial was about oil and stuff. If thats not some supernatural shit, idk what is
wild
Chris Watts
>Guy kills his wife and two young children
>Hide their bodies at a oil storage field he works at and puts the girls bodies into tanks of oil
>Cop catches initial response on bodycam as they view his neighbors CCTV footage discussing how he doesn't know what happened
>tv goes back on a regular tv channel the show shows a fetus and a commercial shows a skull caked in oil
The commercial was for American Horror Story: Apocalypse
He's an attempted child molester who got caught on an online YouTube sting. They're telling him to all his wife and put it on speakerphone so the audience can have a laugh at her grief in this scene, and he's attempting to talk his way out of it. In the end he breaks down crying while the police put him in the back of a police SUV.
An actual insane coincidence
>An actual insane coincidence
Why don't you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?
god exists
Would he be a good father figure for Stayvun?
God or her ghost
I mean you believe in ghosts right?
If you believe in god then ghosts are demons.
did he suck and frick her dead breasts? was it worth it?
No. He was sniffing her undies or whatever he was regularly doing and she caught him. He killed her in the panic and it was all downhill from there since he lived too close to her to not be a suspect.
>when THIS is the woman you ruin your life for
dammit, stayvun.
She was probably the first woman who paid any attention to him. Ironically, he saw it as something special while to her it was just how she treated people.
Imagine getting reject by this
That would make any man want to murder her. Steven knew his lane and stood in it, but this b***h thought she could do better. Steven made her figure out real quick, she couldnt. She got what she deserved.
um hello based department? yeah you're going to have to check this out.
old ugly not worth it. there were way hotter and younger girls in my law school. isn't most of her body still in the garbage dump?
>isn't most of her body still in the garbage dump?
Yeah, they only found just her torso.
?????????? this?????????????
my thoughts exactly
How did he get into her apartment and why didn't he just keep studying and become a lawyer? Girls are attracted to the professional type.
Yeah like Masao
>ywn watch stayvun go on a sambucca pilgrimage through a barren canadian landscape
>How did he get into her apartment
From memory he had copied her key. No idea how he got a hold of the original in the first place.
Her?
Cute b***h, can't say the same for the girl.
>Throws life away for an obese 30 year old white hag
why, bros? Unironically, why? What was going through his head?
Go ask people in the /b/ social/girls you want to frick threads. Proximity overtakes all other values when desperation is high enough.
she was 27 and avid basher of the wall
>27
No fricking way that woman is 27 in that pic.
she ugly af. dis homie lost his damn mind.
thirst spares no man
>these 2 are looks matched
>she rejects him
I don't care.
that dogs face tho
>27 years old
yikes htf she looks so old tho fr
Stayvuhn why didn't you pick a prettier girl
One could have said that about Bill Clinton but I guess with that shrew Shillary he didn't have much choice.
I can see why he cut her head off before raping the torso.
you just know
>when you're infatuated with a 4/10 beady eyed porky
goddammit stayvun
He could actually pull that look. With no memes.
Is this the image that inspired the "sleazecore" trend
Whatever happened to this guy, did he go to jail? What was his name anyway?
Ik this is an edit but seriously anons please just groom yourself and get a hair cut yes it really is that easy
what if I want to look like schizo hobo doe?
Well obviously i was talking about the loser cucks that complain about being too ugly to get a girl. If you want to look unhinged then by all means go for it
i wish i could do that but i can't grow a beard.
>why you start that ‘jak thread stayvun
>…
>you know that’s against the terms and services of Cinemaphile right stayvuhn?
>…
>you’re not winning this fight against the janny you know that right?
>… idk
We're all gonna make it bros.
Surprised this hasn't been posted yet. Anyone know if these are even the same actress?
Wasn't she Supergirl's lesbian cop sister on the CW show?
who is the disgustingly ugly unfrickable nerd prostitute on the left
wTF? Is that a fricking ponytail *retches* a-and....glasses!? What the actual frick.
Can we fix them Cinemaphile?
top right is such a qt
So, this phenotype is actually real?
Yes, I recently encountered a chick that looks exactly like this. She's been committed twice.
all those nobodies and then no squeaky who actually almost managed to kill reagan
>steal a laptop
>get lumped in with literal murderers
wait did this b***h really only steal i laptop? i thought this was the slenderman killer who killed those kids
She was an America First groupie who stole Pelosi's computer drive and then tried to sell it to a (not joking) Russian dude who was likely a hacker.
So she's being charged with treason or what?
Femcel pheno makes my dick hard. I'd gamble it all and frick one. As long as you know what they are and how they operate it wouldnt hard to control one.
>No porn with this type.
There is definitely porn of Jodi Arias
>yandere
>rustic girl
>armpit hair
The middle left one can be saved by my dick
we mock women who become infatuated with serial killers and write them letters to prison, but honestly most men fall for crazy chicks as well.
theres a difference between a guy saying he would frick a chick and a girl taking the time to write a letter to a deranged killer and confessing their love to him.
Although saying that, i got facsinated with these female pedo teachers who are always 10/10 who frick students. Like,why do they do it? What makes them this way? It feels like these women go against every hypergamous instinct that women in general have and end up fricking (lucky) 13 year olds despite having husbands etc at home. Brittany Zamora is the perfect example, but there are dozens of others. Are these kids just gigachads? What gives?
A small dink husband and a gigachad soon-to-be man. Simple as.
I wonder if the "famous" female inmates receive love letters from men too and we just don't hear about it much because in general we just don't hear a lot about women prisoners or if they get married or whatever while in prison. You would imagine they have to even if it's not as often as male serial killers or whatever do.
If Casey Anthony got life in prison I think the prison would have been flooded with poems and dick pics.
Here's an interesting read:
https://www.fbi.gov/stats-services/publications/serial-murder
I suspect it's the same pathological reasons male pedophiles go by, except women can somehow avoid being branded predators. Teachers are common because it puts them in a position of power with thirsty guys around. Shit man, you telling me all the boys in your class didn't talk about the youngest female teacher and fantasize about her?
Men and women have very different sexual psychology though. Men are driven to youth and fertility and pedos are like a warped extension of that drive. Women are driven to masculinity, status and strength. None of which a 13 year old kid possesses. Female pedos go against all of the usual mate attraction markers they look for in a guy. Male pedos go for extreme distilled versions of those markers. But you might be on to something regarding the female teacher liking the attention they're getting and taking it too far.
You got it wrong on both accounts
With teachers it's usually:
>Unpopular/unnoticed when they were in school
>Become teacher
>Now that you're older, prettier, and the authority figure they have the power to live out how they wish school went, and frick the outspoken popular Chads they wished they did when they were in school
t. Fricked my senior English teacher
She fricked YOU anon. You probably put it in and came immediatley.
>and a girl taking the time to write a letter to a deranged killer and confessing their love to him.
Teenage boy from Scotland named Aaron Campbell raped and murdered a 6 year old girl. When his appeal came to the court, tons of horny women showed up to support him and had been writing love letters to him in prison
>why do they do it
Attention
the attention of a child is pretty all encompassing, and women being children themselves dont really see much difference.
You'd be surprised how often older women go after teenagers and kids.
Studies show us that actually:
>Females commit about 3-5% of sex offenses.
>9-24% of victims were abused by a female.
>A significant proportion of their victims are female.
>Only about 1% tend to reoffend. They tend to be younger and have poorer education than male offenders.
They already tend to be socially isolated and have a history of dysfunctional relationships.
Female high school sex offenders tend to target less popular and socially awkward children. Research indicates they target needy or troubled children especially. They also select victims they believe they can easily control. The idea that they are fricking chad 17 year olds is just not reality.
Only around 50% of victims are in the 12-17 age range.
Female high school sex offenders do tend to groom their victims by giving extra attention or special treatment
They deliberately try to isolate their victims. It isn't an equal relationship. It's not about opportunity.
>Research indicates they target needy or troubled children especially.
I used to be an ALT (assistant language teacher) in Japan. I swear one of the middle school girls wanted me to molest her. She had down syndrome, so most normal kids avoided her. What made me think she wanted to be molested was that she approached me and asked me to feel how soft the palm of her hand was. I would take naps in empty changing rooms, and one time she walked in and I had to get out real fast.
Only experience I ever had with such things was being at school around 2007, I was maybe 14 or so? And we had this one female maths teacher who was VERY touchy feely with us. She wasn't attractive at all, kindof overweight. Like, would cuddle up to us and hold our hands if we asked a question, like, holding our hand to write on the paper?
But I remember it reached a point that when she wasn't in the room we even spoke about it to each other because she did it to everyone and most of us just thought it was funny as hell. Kinda messed up looking back on it.
The allure of the forbidden fruit and the rush of getting away with it.
everyone else who replied is wrong
older female teacher frick younger boys because they are jealous of teenage girls in their prime and feel they need to compete with them.
Jodie Arias? A femcel? She fricked some guy after fricking then killing Travis.
>don't want to, literal chud face
>50 year old Asian, don't want to
>if she took a shower maybe
>probably
>30 year old white woman looking sixty, no thanks
>only thing that save her are glasses, no thanks
>would be cute if she lost weight
>hot, doesn't need saving
>literal 90 year old woman, no thanks
have no idea what any of them did btw
>chud face
whos the chick with the phone
Sol Pais
over half these women had boyfriends frick off
real femcels aren't real, bro
Its Nevada-tan for me
My ex looks like middle left, insane cutter with BPD.
AAAAAAAAAH I NEED PSYCHO FEMCEL PUSSY NOW OR I'LL KILL MYSELF
Just find anyone clingy.
Websites about art might be a good place to look.
You think you do but you don't
Where's Nevada-tan?
Girl on the bottom left is a dirty dyke with horrible hygiene. Gaslighting Chris Chan into fricking his mother is beyond fricked up, even by Cinemaphile standards.
Yandere-chick in middle left is adorable though.
I knew women with glasses was a thinking man fetish but not to this point
>Bottom middle
I hate glowBlack person so much
Who’s the bottom middle?
Dorner
How did this scrawny guy manage to choke a girl twice his size out? Is killing a woman really so easy? (In Minecraft)
Haven't you ever play wrestled a girlfriend? They are really weak.
the average DYEL untrained man is still at least 2x as strong as the average untrained woman
Think of the weakest guy you can picture, he will still be stronger than almost all trained women
>Think of the weakest guy you can picture, he will still be stronger than almost all trained women
uniform levels of fitness
did you even read the pic you posted, homosexual?
Did you even read it, homosexual?
lmao the irony
good job, moron
Oh the humanity
>people want the good ending for someone who murdered a person because they wouldnt sleep with him
Yes. Problem?
i think first, a lot of people relate to his shutin sperg lifestyle. More people live like this than you would think, and it feels like a hopeless situation for many.
even though he's clearly a fricked in the head insane individual, you can't help but feel a shred of empathy for him. Clearly a societal reject with nothing great going on in his life. Everyone knew he was the bottom of the ladder and didnt care at all about it.
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8jB1JeV7qU
People don't realize how much you can change your appearance
Some of us learned because our friends proved it. Pic related.
That Howard Stern one, Private Parts(?)
he would have been a shit lawyer anyway, only got caught cause he talked to the cops.
any lawyer worth anything will tell you never ever talk to the police even if you are completely innocent.
Photoshopped
NO MORE VIDEO GAMES, STAYVUN
Body?
You killed her stayvun, i know you did
I always forget he collected toilet roll tubes
Fricking americans all is related to hamburgers
Is Robert William "The Ghost" Fisher the best to ever do it???
If he didn't just get eaten by mountain lions, yes.
I remember that guy now, from the wart hogs