ITT: Unrealistic things in films

>character drinks black coffee

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >soldier / hitman / otherwise trained killer shoots with one eye closed
    You have no idea how much this triggers my autism. It's just the straight up wrong way to aim and no one is actually taught to do it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      isn't that proper strategy with iron sights thoughbeit?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. You're supposed to keep both eyes open. Closing one eye doesn't actually make your aiming more accurate but it does mean you're unable to see what's coming at you in your peripheries (which is why it's always a bad idea in an actual combat situation).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's how people naturally aim, moron. It takes training to overcome.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >soldiers and hitmen aren't trained
        moron calling the moron moronic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's why I said "trained killer" you mong

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >character can't handle the true taste of coffee so they have to load it full of sugar and basically turn it into a dessert

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your breath fricking stinks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like a you problem

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's all coffee, it's mostly the dehydration

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Blame your mom's pussy lmao

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My mom's 60 and 300 lbs so you're dissing yourself there if anything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you torture yourself like that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you torture yourself like that?

      coffee brewed with actual high quality beans doesn't need sugar, your coffee needs a shitload of sugar because it is made with low quality overroasted beans which makes acidic bitter coffee

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >character wakes up
    >doesn't feel like death, taking hours to get out of bed

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Character drinks heavily every day and lives off fast food.
    >Character has six pack abs, perfect athletic performance, perfect memory, and no symptoms of depression at all.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >goons fight one at a time
    >only fire when the barrel is directly in the Protags face so he can quickly grab it and hold it to the side right before it fires

    >character uses RPG/Bazooka in a helicopter from the side-panel opening
    >absolutely nothing about a backblast decimating everyone in the seat behind him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      those are good but can you find more than one example of the second thing? I'm having trouble thinking of even one from a helicopter

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >man meets women
    >they get along and choose to have sex

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >other people enjoy having the character around

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >character eats a full english at their domicile

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >character brushes teeth
    >there's no foam around their mouth

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's a good catch

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >10 year old truman in early season of the show
    >asks mom to taste her black coffee
    >takes one sip
    >never drinks coffee again for the rest of his life

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >character drinks black coffee
    i drink two a day for the last 15 years

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you develop IBS yet?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no. Would sugar and milk prevent me from developing it?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >characters have sex
    >they don't take off any of their clothes
    >they don't take a water break
    >they don't wipe themselves off with towels and just lay in their sweaty musk, fricking up the bedsheets

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bilinguals speak their second language 99% of the time and only switch to their native language when they don’t want monolinguals to understand them

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hitman has a reddit code of not killing children

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not killing children is reddit now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        always was

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Same for women

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah reddit is famously anti-abortion.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like it with a little bit of milk to take the edge off. Also I only drink cold brew now.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >le assassin man kills 100 dudes but spares the female assassin

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >assassin kills 1000 unnamed henchmen without a second thought but shows mercy to the named boss character

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >female assassin betrays the villain for the MC and they end up fricking at the end

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I literally cannot drink anything but straight black coffee (around 5 cups a day), diet coke and water, anything else makes me nauseaus, dr. pepper literally made me so sick last time I had one I spent 2 days in bed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried gay black coffee?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you'll get a stomach ulcer bro

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    having a protagonist and a plot is unrealistic. less movies having those would be great.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fewer

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >character thinks black coffee, cigarettes and alcohol taste icky and basically can't handle anything that doesn't taste like sugary chemicals

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