ITT: unwatchable movies

ITT: unwatchable movies

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    theatrical cut is terrible but the cannes cut is good

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I find that very hard to believe.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody here saw this?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I saw it. I loved it. My best friend at the time went with some other friends and they all demanded refunds.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw it. I wasn't expecting a comedy. Maybe my fault because I wasn't familiar with the source material. The trailer kind of made me think of Sin City and I went in expecting something like that.

      It wasn't good. Just kind of mid.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I "get" what he was trying to say with the movie but it was stupid

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fan edit is vastly superior.
    This is impossible to follow

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It adapts the first two parts of the novel pretty well, and then rushes through Part 3 of the story like the editor took a bunch of meth

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It ran out of money

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never seen it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, it is for children and you're not 60 years old

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Youtube still has it's purpose..

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    jimmy glick in lalawood, has Martin short ever been the star of anything that's actually good?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just looked up this guys career. donnie darko, then they gave him money for this (bomb), then he made The Box (another bomb). He hasn’t made a movie in 12 years. you only get so many chances, anons.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was one of the best examples of a fluke. Got lucky with the theatrical cut of Donnie Darko, never made anything good after. The director’s cut of Donnie Darko is garbage.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like Eggers and Hereditary guy are following that path.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's actually been involved with numerous projects but all of them got cancelled for one reason or another. There's like 10 scripts he's been paid for that were never made.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you can't appreciate Southland Tales how the frick am I supposed to take you seriously
    it's in my top 20

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretentious crap, whatever Southland Tales was.

    >Hey look, people loved and understood my Donnie Darko movie....now here's my best idea yet!

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >brown, brown, more brown

      is this a movie from south america?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I couldn't stand it for more than 15 minutes.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prescient TikTok slop kino.
    You’ve been Dick Kelly-ed, my friend

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I GOT SOUL BUT I'M NOT A SOLDIER

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