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>would
bump
popcorn vessel cinematic universe ?
for me its the rice cooker
nice spittoon cowboy
wtf why
Do Americans really buy this shit?
You get free popcorn with them.
he was referring to the popcorn
>$19.95 for a plastic bucket that costs $0.10 to make
>$0.10 worth of corn and canola oil
>free
I meant free refills.
you'd need to eat popcorn every second for the rest of your life to pay for even the cheapest one.
Autistic frick..
The popcorn is also cursed
>But you get your choice of butter flavored toppings!
That's good
>The toppings contain transfats and aminolipid chemical destabilizers.
........
>THAT'S BAD
yes, we can afford trivial and disposable pleasures because we are #1
This is how we win.
There are AT LEAST 5 lies in that post
>won't even post what country he's from because there's a 99% chance it's a vassal state of the USA
keep seething paco
You aren't even from the US, you are some pajeet trying to make us look moronic
keep seething pootard
>because we are #1
Because we're the greatest country of all time. Why? Because we have the greatest president of all time. Biden. USA USA USA
I wish I had a tracksuit like this
If I was American I'd never wear anything but stars&stripes themed clothing.
America is the fat moronic kid in the back of the class that always pisses himself but won't get kicked out because his dad is on the school board. And when other students give him weird looks or hold their nose when walking past him, he thinks "heh, they can't stop thinking about me, clearly they're jealous of my superiority."
>seething euromutt
Feels good being American, literally the main characters of the world
I genuinely feel bad for all the irrelevant npcs in Europe and Asian
i`ve got empty shelves, why the frick not
Jealous?
Sorry you lost the war.
>not rice krispies
>Ooh, you evil bastard!
>Americans didn't even need to drop the bomb, japs were fully willing to surrender and just wanted to do it for the hell of it.
>japs were fully willing to surrender
this is just factually untrue
we had to be sure they were sincere
>japs were fully willing to surrender
They wanted "unreasonable" terms, like the Emperor retaining power, and the US was schizo that the USSR was going to invade Japan before the US could convince them to surrender unconditionally.
was it really schizo to think an emerging superpower that was less than 30 miles from japan would be planning an invasion of the country that allied with their enemies?
All the same logic that spoke against the US land invading Japan also went for the USSR, it was a shit idea for either. The Russians invading was extremely unlikely, they were in rough shape at that point from the Germans. The US REALLY didn't want to invade a Russian occupied Japan though.
turned out the soviets had no eastern navy capable of moving enough troops
Half this and half US wanting to flex at their rivals and ensure that MAD was fully understood across the gameboard.
>US wanting to flex at their rivals
You're not wrong but
>ensure that MAD was fully understood across the gameboard.
the soviets were the next to get a nuke and it didn't happen til '49, so there was no mutual destruction implied, really. MAD is what allegedly keeps anyone from firing any off now.
For four years the US was untouchable, could have nuked anyyone if they wanted, nobody could have retaliated in kind.
Well the emperor is like jesus to them this would be like japan not accepting your surrender until you crucify Jesus and then launching 1000 kamikazes on washington
homie they didn’t even surrender after the first bomb. They wanted to keep fighting down to the last child.
The Americans specifically made the second bomb just to prove they could keep doing it until all of Japan was a pile of ash, and only then it was cause their emperor forced the white flag
The military refused to surrender, the citizens want to. The military didn't get bombed, the citizens did.
When the emperor gave the command to surrender the army attempted a coup to keep the war going forever. They were prepared to become North Koreans.
Honorabru
No it's the opposite, the nuke were to deter the soviets from invading japan and the jap emperor master plan was to send civiliand armed with bamboo to die until so many died that Japan would have been excused and pardon, Japs should thank the Nuke
They didn't surrender because the US wanted unconditional surrender. And because the Japanese military leaders were vile and heartless, they assumed that unconditional surrender to the enemy would result in complete annihilation of their country, because that's what they would've done if their enemy had unconditionally surrendered to them.
Why didn't Schindler's list have a gas chamber popcorn vessel?
Cinemas are goyim gaschambers, they pollute the mind.
But that's not a funny antisemitic popcorn vessel in my living room.
a literal crime this didn't exist vesselbros
they could've made this hollow to the top then you turn it upside down to eat the popcorn
what moron comes up with these designs?
jej
>be european
>always thought these were elaborate shitposts
>they are actually real
the oppenheimer ones are shitposts, most of the rest are real though. It's a recent thing, the one for The Batman was the first time I saw it.
Never seen these in the UK
I wish we did though. That fast and furious car looks dope
The first place I heard doing these kinds of promotions was Disney World in Florida for the Star Wars park opening. Maybe the Disney in France does similar promotions?
The first I heard of it was also in some Disney park, where it was shaped like some dragon mascot that they have at the park? It was the one time where the "it's a collectible!" actually made sense to me, because disney park adults will most definitely pay ridiculous sums for something rare like that in fifty years.
I think it's just one theater chain, I've never seen this shit in my life but my town only has one theater and it's locally owned
yeah europeans are boring c**ts we know
Keep quiet Rodriguez, before I call an ambulance on you
Is this the most moronic design we've seen? I don't want my wrist being brushed with anus bristles everytime I reach for a fistful of 'corn
>wrist
That's...not what this is for, anon.
Poppenheimer
For some reason I can't stand "popcorn vessel", the term just feels soulless and corporate to the point where I get physically upset (like when I see a Pontiac Aztek).
What would you call them?
slop sack
Toasted corn receptacles
Portable Strategic Corn Reserve Bunker
sorry I don't speak slave
Tactical Popcorn Depot
Bashenga
Popcorn tub like always.
Collectible Popcorn Tub
Movie Feeding Trough
buck breaking bucket
>buck breaking
So your grandpa was an interracial homosexual, who cares?
Men frick, women get fricked.
Therefore fricking men isn't gay, only getting fricked is gay.
Yes
Yes, he was israeli
Popcorn bucket
Popcorn Container like a non-autist
Popussy
It's the word "vessel". It's straightly archaic and formal for what is a tub of popcorn.
I bet you don't even enjoy a Pepsi™ Goblet, do you?
strangely*
It's the contrast between such a grandiose word and fricking popcorn. Leave the butter out of your vessel for a more salubrious popcorn
Thermally expanded maize amphora
expanded corn urn
I love it. Makes me feel like a sir.
>Ah, yes! Robert! My fine fellow! I would like to purchase one ticket to [insert kino title here] as well as one of those all-too stately and dignified plastic popped corn receptacles that you have available. Oh, and kindly be mindful to thoroughly saturate the corn with that preposterous oil you use.
the pontiac aztek came with a pop out tent and air mattress and compressor
breaking bad didnt want people to think it was cool unironically, only ironically
This. The Pontiac Aztek was a functional little midsize crossover. Weird profile, yes, but functional.
Popcorn isn't really toasted, it's more like fried.
I'd say steamed. The oil water in the kernel is heated until it steams, and then the steam cooks the kernel.
>steamed hams?
>(like when I see a Pontiac Aztek).
Glad I'm not the only one.
Do people really collect these and have a shelf in their living room where they show them all off?
I thought it's just some plastic bullshit trinket for kids?
They are collectibles anon, they will be worth a lot of money in the future
wait, where does the popcorn go?
Yes.
Yes.
Do you have any pictures of a collection? I want to see
There will always be a class of morons that doesn't realize things marketed as collectibles do not hold value.
Some do. Source: I have made a very comfortable living off those idiots and the crap they will buy since 2016. The China flu was the best thing that ever happened to me. People stuck in their homes working from home with expendable cash and buying shit online all day made me a millionaire. Covid-20 best day of my life. Can't happen soon enough.
I don’t think they consider the collectible in terms of long term value. It’s just buy nice thing, the process of buying it is the pleasure
>I don’t think they consider the collectible in terms of long term value.
Vaguely, most do, yes. Why so many things end up unopened so it's "mint in box". Without realizing almost everything worth money like that is from before people started thinking of shit like toys and comics as "collectibles".
White people will collect anything. They can't help it, it coded in their jeans to act like a peasant
>tfw hitting the dussy
Popcorn backpacks are the future, they allow you to carry more snacks to your seat
Any backpack is a popcorn backpack if you want it to be
Why are blacks so bad at mirrors?
There's no better giveaway of what an insufferable ass he is to be around IRL than the repeat tweets. You just know he tells the same couple bad jokes every time you see him.
t.kissed the mirror
My granddad does this thing where he will tell a cool story and then lean back in his chair pretending to listen to the rest of the table talk for a few minutes once the subject has changed. He'll then wait for the next natural lull in conversation and then basically just recap the coolest part of the story he just told.
>Yep... the mounties never did find that handgun I had in the center console, and we got into Canada just fine.
I'd imagine Tyson does the same thing a lot.
>he keeps trying to blow his reflection
Literally the only well known Black Scientist on Planet Earth, and he's clearly a diversity hire. He's in his position because of Affirmative Action. Imagine when 4.5 of these stupid baboons will populate the planet at the end of this century.
>carry the two, wait, umm, yeah 4.5
At least this has a function for cosplayers and larpers.
Is that a Blue Beetle codpiece?
it looks pissed off
That movie didn't make $34.99
its gonna knock all the popcorn out of your hand when you take it out of the bucket
were they not thinking about this when they designed it?
a closed fist is larger than an open fist sirs!!
Wait... Is that pic a vessel for popcorn, soda, or dick?
Customer's choice
>it's just some old hats they bought at a thrift store
This is the least original one if any of this shit is real.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xXnsDCSqVl8
Is this shit made out of that thin party hat plastic?
>put hat on head
>spill popcorn everywhere
>get butter in my hair
I think popcorn is mediocre as hell, and I'm tired of pretending it isn't.
whaaat i heckin love corn slop covered in partially re-hydrogenated semi-synthetic seed oil
You are hard to impress.
How do you eat the popcorn from this thing?
Rockin'
rockin
I can't think of a single law this breaks
rockin'
bros got some carbonated beverage chalices
family heirlooms
>Morbius
>DOCTOR TRANG
The problem is these are the EXACT RIGHT SIZE for a bathroom rubbish bin and probably slightly less expensive than non-shit ones.
So, would, for bathroom rubbish bin.
>buy something trashy to put your trash in
not a terrible idea
ponder the stench of the plebbitor who proudly collects and displays marvlel gapeshit popcorn buckets
I'm going to break into his house and shit in every single one
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Why did you make me aware of the existence of this? Do you hate me?
i only watched this to confirm the existence of the "vessel" and then he didn't even show it. i'm not sure these vessels are actually real.
Worussy
One ticket to The American Society of Magical Black folks please Robert
Yoooo I finna get me one them magical Black popcorn vessels
The vessel for that one should be a stolen hubcap.
Popcorn sucks. Why would anyone choose popcorn over other varieties of snacks and candies?
>Be popcorn. A filling, high fiber snack food with a pleasant flavor and is practically fat free.
>Get drenched in salted butter flavored canola slime
Ironic...
Yeah back when I was super fit and ran 5-10 miles every day I ate popcorn without butter like it was the only food left on earth.
>fat is so bad for you guys! didnt you see super size me!?
You don't choose. You buy popcorn and then get whatever other snacks you want in addition to it.
What are you, poor?
VATS OF FLAVOURED BUTTER
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I know we got plastic out the ass, but how can you see shit like this as anything other than waste?
how do you not feel like a fricking loser eating from these?
They don't serve popcorn in them anon, they're collectibles. You get the popcorn and the collectible separately so you can take jt home in mint condition and preserve its value
…wait for real? They make them to hold popcorn but don’t put popcorn in them????
https://www.tiktok.com/@4thelore/video/7202253081336253742
They come in a plastic bag, if the offer includes free popcorn that will come in a normal popcorn bucket alongside your collectible vessel
>end the video by shining giant bright LEDs directly into the camera, burning my eyes
What the hell man
Cinemaphile told me these weren't collectible but this man visits multiple theatres and they're all sold out? Who is lying to me?
https://www.tiktok.com/@4thelore/video/7094700614701075754
do people really collect and pay for this shit though?
It seems like those stupid perfume bottles they used to sell post WW2. My Nan collected those little shits and when she died she had a whole room full of the these stupid chintzy bottles. On Ebay you could sell each bottle for a couple bucks, if you wanted to go through the work of putting them on ebay, holding on to them, and shipping them, wasn't worth it for 1000 stupid bottles. Mom and aunts trashed the collection, might have been a couple valuable pieces in there, but it's a fricking pain to sort through that trash pile to figure out which piece is a diamond in the rough.
That's what I expect is gonna happen to all these bizzare "popcorn collectible" or those stupid bobblehead things idiots buy
It's gonna be worth millions soon, you'll see.
Additionally while searching for this image, I was unwittingly witness to this thumbnail and I declare that I will not suffer alone.
And that one.
didn't his collection (and home) burned in an accidental fire?
It wasn't accidental. It had to be done.
What a horrible thing to do to your family members, who will no doubt have to sift through every one of these pieces of shit when this moron dies.
Nah, they'll just walk in there with a garbage can and a broom and knock that stupid shit into it.
It's not that hard to hire a skip and start emptying shelves.
>Value
it makes sense. Collectors wouldn't want the value to be eroded into negative numbers. Nobody wants to pay somebody else to take something they paid money for.
By sharing it with my children
Because this is the one I eat out of
Would watch Cruise stay unbruised while eating Patrick Tomlinson's special home made pepperoni out of.
Autoclogs. Trans-fat and roll out.
Calories in disguise
Do people really pay $50 for a giant non-articulated piece of plastic?
>Doesn't transform
What's even the point?
You just know if this came out in the 2000s the cab would be an actual transformers action figure
>Poptimus Prime
That is one disturbing fleshlight. Only for the bravest of souls.
Heh... You've never checked out Fleshlights FREAKS! line of products.
How would he fill it?
The one where he fills the Wonka hat is just flat out depressing. You can feel when the soul leaves the room.
There's an onahole general on /jp/, post that there
So it's just a fleshlight?
If you're brave enough anything can be a fleshlight.
This. For example my grandpa's old colostomy bag. Pop that baby in a Pringles can and slap on some duct tape, brother you got yourself a top tier fleshlight. Last forever too.
Anon..
But won't poppop's poopoo get on your peepee?
Yes.
Correct.
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I somehow managed to get one of those metal popcorn buckets for wonder woman 1984. I can't for the life of me remember how we got it. I'm pretty sure my wife bought it at the theater when it was her turn to pick the movie. Anyway, they're actually pretty nice little buckets. Good for trash. I keep all my overdue credit card bills im never going to pay in there.
We who carry the name popcorn vessel, history shall call us fleshlight.
>barbie
>upside down skirt to hold the corn with Robbie's legs coming out.
Missed opportunity
>put your dick in the bottom of a popcorn box
This but for the upcoming Hunter games.
reminds me of my uncle's fingerbox
you're supposed to put your dick in the bottom of a popcorn box for your date to give you a handjob. OP's pic is irrefutable proof the west is falling and that people are going to start fricking their popcorn boxes instead of getting a qt to do it for you. what a disgrace.
>put your dick in the popcorn box
>date jerks you off with butter and coarse salt
Did boomers really
For me, it's the Meg 2 popcorn vessel
qt
>the first one happens
>there's no way anyone would be stupid enough to buy those right
>they start happening for every movie
I should use this as motivation to get off this rock.
>is that.. is that a popcorn vessel??? ARE PEOPLE HAVING FUN? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>wasting money on cheap plastic shit is fun
ummm yeah, it's called warhammer??
Not as many customers. So get them to spend extra.
The RotJ sand pit is a Dune sandworm
That's kinda cool actually, far as vessels go
They've come a long way.
>You must place your wiener inside the popcorn vessel, Paul Atreides
unironically a better adaptation than DUNC
As much as you want, goy.
that sign appears to say candy not popcorn though, that's a lot of fricking candy
You must not be American. That'd be a pathetic haul on Halloween.
>that's a lot of fricking candy
In what fricking world? For ten bucks I could buy almost a kilo of pick-and-mix candy, if not a kilo outright if it's on one of the frequent sales.
Looks like they took "coming soon to a theater near you" a bit too literally.
Popcorn is an awful food. Change my mind.
It's not food. It's just something you can chew on to make yourself feel more satisfied until you can get actual food.
No. I like it and that's enough for me.
^^That. Edible styrofoam, more or less. Mainly just has the flavor you stick on it.
It's a crunchy carbohydrate soaked in salt and oil. It's hard to hate unless you're a contrarian
American culture thread
They actually sell the most of them in yuro and beaner countries, hence the Blue Beetle and many of them NOT BEING IN USD you America on the brain mouth breathing moron.
I got a Mario one here in South Korea and I've seen others too. Zero shame. I couldn't care less what a bunch of fat virgin losers on Cinemaphile think about what I buy at the movies.
I get a fast and furious and ghostbuster popcorn holder here in Japan. I agree I like to have have fun people here that are crying can eat a shit.
Pretty cool! Pretty cool!
Oh shit, the One Piece one is pretty neat
D&D one seems otherwise nice for D&D geeks
D&D is gay and boring.
Never played it. Thanks for the knowledge, nerd.
I agree, it's overdesigned and chunkier
How would it feel if I stuck my worm in that?
It would be quite painful...
I'm a tough guy
For a israelite.
Bless the Maker and His water
Bless the cumming and going of Him
May His passage cleanse the world
May He keep the world for His people
Bring forth my popcorn vessel, mother.
for me its m&m
Nice choice
So apparently there are weirdos in Britain who have gone their whole lives only having sweetened popcorn and so they're actively disgusted by salted popcorn to the point where they can't eat it? How is this not a bigger target for ridicule?
>salted popcorn
Top 3 butter/salt delivery system. Gonna go make some right now.
Why are Americans so obsessed about what Europeans do?
>The barbs should be black, to better convey the worm's relationship with the coke inside.
It's a Germanic world. You're just living in it.
Can't believe you forgot
ok im surprised how most of these popcorn buckets are soul
>sarlacc pit playset.png