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>muh Clark Kent is actually le disguise

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Superman has depth

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bruce Wayne is the mask, Batman is the real identity

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See this one really gets me, and modern writers have unfortunately fallen into this trap. Nowadays all we get is "Maskless Batman" when Bruce is being written. While I acknowledge Bruce will play up his billionaire party boy persona just for appearances, its not all a farce. Bruce Wayne is a philanthropist that runs numerous charity events and campaigns with city hall because he knows his civilian persona has value to make a difference.

      >classic Gwen Stacy was a pure angel and significant part of Peter Parker's mythos

      That's another big issue. What happened there is after Gwen died writers basically martyred her, afraid to say anything negative about the girl. Most people don't even realize who Gwen really was at this point. She was kinda your typical popular girl who took interest in Peter because he completely ignored her status

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want more then anything to see a straight adaptation of early Ditko era gwen where she was a fricking b***h. Her and Ditko Pete were a glorious trainwreck

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Ditko
          Was on the book for about 4 issues of the Gwen era

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, and those 4 issues of Ditko gwen are still better then the million different versions of her that came after

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This has some truth though. Batman Beyond has Bruce stating he knew he wasn't going crazy because the voices he was hearing were calling him Bruce--and that's not what he calls himself in his mind. Bruce has also said it in the comics during the "Bruce Waybe Murderer?" And "Fugitive" run but I can't remember how that panned out.

      Of course a few other runs, including Zdarsky's current run, establish the opposite; that Bruce Wayne the man (not the billionaire persona) IS Batman and that Batman doesn't exist without him

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They are wrong

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Before people get autistic, I'd like to say Clark Kent TECHNICALLY is a disguise, but only the overly cowardly and clumsy act that he puts on.
    All his humanity and morals he got from his parents are all still him very much.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >classic Gwen Stacy was a pure angel and significant part of Peter Parker's mythos

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is a significant part of Peter’s mythos. The sliding timeline began AFTER she died, so we will never be far away from her death being recent history. That shit happened like 5 years ago for Pete.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And yet most adaptations either ignore her or relegate her to a one off character, the only major adaptation to feature her death being widely looked down upon.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >adaptations
          Check the OP illiterate slopper, this is a comic book thread.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The fact that she barely shows up in most adaptations is proof of how much of a nothingburger she was in the comics.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Posting this page.

    It’s a nice moment, and a cute idea, but it has become a cliché of debates about the merit of Superman as a character.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mary Jane is a cheating prostitute, that’s why Peter should get with Black Cat

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Babs should continue to be Batgirl
    Her legs should stay broken. Keep her as Oracle.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll say it
    >"Oh golly gee, the ol' Parker Luck is at it again! Now I can't be a photographer, scientist, teacher, business owner, Avenger because this one thing happened and my shame means I can't overcome it until the next writer! Who's that in the distance? Why it's my good friends Mephisto and Paul! Hey guys!"

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >peter is supposed to be le relatable awkward virgin nerd it’s unrealistic he’d date a supermodel that’s a power fantasy

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Batman is a bad person to bring kids into his vigilante crusade.
    >Supergirl wouldn’t choose to wear skimpy skirts and midriffs on her own taste and choice.
    >Amazons are not xenophobic against both men & women.
    >Harley Quinn isn’t evil and just kills innocents because she’s brainwashed by Joker.
    >Bane is normal intelligence.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was true for fifty years, and it’s more fun this way. Clark Kent as elaborate prank gives Superman a dickish edge that enriches the character, like the George Reeves version.
    When you go the “Clark is who I am” route you get a soppy milquetoast like Dean Cain.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >00's Marvel is good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She-Hulk kills vision?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How does one kill a toaster?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reading She-Hulk from start to finish is one of the most disheartening things.
      She starts out as a normal adult that just devolves into one of the worst characters of all time.

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