I was literally bored to tears. I kept yawning so much while viewing this piece of shit in theaters that tears were falling out of my eyes that I had to just get up get in my car and leave.
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There was one movie this year that I remember was so bad, I felt the urge in my legs to walk out multiple times. Unfortunately I can't remember what film it was. I stuck it out to the end because I'm a cheap frick who wanted to wring out every scent I spent on the ticket, and I had literally nothing else to do that day.
most recently asteroid city
It Follows is pretty good besides the end though. Strange movie to get bored by because it's fairly fast paced.
It's horribly fricking boring and gay if you aren't obsessed with 80s aesthetics or interested in the story of a pampered teenaged white girl prostitute who you're supposed to feel bad for because she keeps running from the consequences of her shitty decisions.
have sex
I have. My point, still stands, bunkertroony.
>pampered
She lives in Detroit, goes to community college, fricks 4s.
Are you moronic?
She fricked a chad and it literally ruined her life, lmao
So you must never finish 90% of horror movies then
>Mate from 2 cities over comes to stay
>Decide to no show work
>Got into town to watch a movie
>Burn one in the park across the road first
>Go in and see what's on
>Pick a movie called Hoodwinked
>Think it's going to be gangster
>Mfw it's an animated movie about Little Red Riding Hood having her Grandma's recipes stolen
>Mfw Xzibit is voicing some police bear
>Mfw my mate is too baked and doesn't want to leave
>Mfw we sit there and watch the whole thing
>the most interesting stoner story
At least you were high
Did the schnitzel song give him the munchies?
Don't you feel you didn't get your money's worth?
So what? I didn't pay money to take a nap which is what I would have done if I hadn't left.
Even the poster is fricking boring looking
Cop Land (to be fair I was like 12). I should’ve at home it again see if it’s good or how I re,e,her.
Also I saw one of the Johnny Depp pirate movies and got hammered in the theatre and just left at some point it fricking sucked.
Why do hipsters defend this turd so vehemently? It's one of those hipgay go-tos that they absolutely glomb onto.
Haunted Mansion (2023)
In the two decades that I have been regularly going to watch movies in the theater, this is the only one I have ever walked out of.
>Black person movie is shit
Shocking
bad times at the el royale
insultingly awful
Nearest casino has a movie theater "family fun center" attached and I went with my sister to take my niece and nephew to watch this virtue-signaling homosexual turd and I had to leave and just do some gambling because this whole thing was just... fricking disgusting.
This and Twilight (I thought it was a real vampire movie)
The Suicide Squad
James Gunn is the most aggressively reddit annoying kind of hack.
Only movie I've walked out on, 10 minutes in i had to go and ask for a refund because i felt physical pain and like throwing up.
I had a kidney stone but regardless the movie was pretty boring once i got to watch it.
Gods of Egypt. Probably one of the worst movies I have ever seen outright. I left the theaters when Set somehow killed 6 Egyptian gods at once and I realized this pompous French bastard of a director put less effort into research for his film than Dinesh D'Souza