ITT: we post the objectively best episode of a show. Ill start with ATHFs objectively best episode.

ITT: we post the objectively best episode of a show. I’ll start with ATHF’s objectively best episode.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is objectively the best ATHF episode thoughbeit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >thoughbeit
      Of course

      https://i.imgur.com/TPmePBF.jpeg

      ITT: we post the objectively best episode of a show. I’ll start with ATHF’s objectively best episode.

      Many of season 1 were great

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        season 1 can be a little hit or miss but has some gems, which is understandable since the show was still a new concept and they were trying new things / seeing what works
        Season 2 and 3 is the golden age with so many iconic episodes, series starts to coast a little with season 4 onwards but there's still lots of memorable eps

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fun fact: this episode got banned due to 'cultural insensitivity' and is now very difficult to find on streaming services

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wcostream still has it

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This sucked. Needed more Carl and less subtle seething against Christians/Veggietales.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. triggered christcuck
      Grow up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        T. israelite or pajeet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        epic bait homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I bet you watch Rick and Morty

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        glad you got seethe replies

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          samegay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Womp womp

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably bait but go to any Non Denom church and 80% of the people are like this. The preachers especially.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      at the time Christians wanted to censor shows like Aqua Teen, Christianity has had a modern resurgence among counter culture larpers teenage internet nerds but back then it wasn't that way, its funny that people today seethe at Aqua Teen making a Veggietales parody cause they watched Veggietales at church

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >counter culture larpers
        You mean the ones that burned down small businesses four years ago?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best episode was without a doubt Sweet C

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tonight you.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Total Recarl.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hook him into the weapon mech
      >even Shake thinks it's a stupid idea

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >if I woke up looking like that, I would kill the first living thing I saw
        >good point

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shit that was the one.
          >hook him up to some weapon mech
          >even shake turns around as says "..you're gonna turn him on?"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Im gonna hug the hug life right out of ya

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hello, Shaun Cassidy! 😉

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Whatareya an idiot you never heard of Shaun Cassidy?!

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is no definitive, true aquaheads embrace every season, as they all have diamonds. That being said, Last Dance for Napkin Lad is literally a masterpiece.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are the DEFINITION of a homosexual

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's not mayhem of the mooninites

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CHECK THIS OOUUUUTTT!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CHECK THIS OOUUUUTTT!!!

      24/7- the thunder will roll

      >Yeah. Push the rolling thunder back to next week

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the Hand-Banana episode was rather stellar.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bart Oates

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daddy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nextdoor, Jackass

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember Sealab?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lady, I'm just trying to find the damn pro shop

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You'd take a eunuch like me?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Genuinely the most Kafka-esque thing I've ever seen on tv.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's impossible to find a "The Best" episode of ATHF since there are multiple episodes that manage to keep up the momentum and never lose steam for the entire 11 minute runtime, it really just comes down to person preference at that point

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i have the same feeling for this as i do for koth and simpsons. picking favorites is incredibly hard because there is so many good ones. i think it would be easier to pick a favorite season though, like for simpsons the ultimate sweetspot is season 4 and 5

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao
        his running or lunging at Shake will never not make me laugh
        >HEY IM BATMAN TOO AAHHHH--

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Yeah, that is the last time I sign for anymore packages that say CONGO down the side written in blood.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The hardest I laughed at any ATHF episode was the one where Frylock moved out. The eye infections from raw chicken; even Carl getting sick kek.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      absolute banger OP

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    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Is that burning Styrofoam?
      >Yeah, they burn it to keep warm over there

      That shit gets me every time. The idea that Shake and Meatwad are sitting in this miasma of death is hilarious.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frat aliens was by far the best ATHF. 90% of that show is terrible that can only be appreciated by someone baked as frick at 2am

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been very depressed for some years now and I haven't laughed so hysterically as I have on a handful of occasions where I got drunk and rewatched some season 1-3 ATHF episodes
      Incase you haven't seen it, they brought back the frat aliens for a short a few years ago
      Not quite the same as the old episode but I still thought it was funny

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  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=21

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Your car s badass
      >Too bad you're a pussy

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer Love Mummy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LOBSTERRRRR

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        MMMMMAINE! MAINE!

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The episode that has master shake getting plastic surgery

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Carl needed his own spinoff when the show was still good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I miss Carl’s football thing. A Carl spinoff talking about sports ball would have been fun.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anything Carl centered would be kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no. frick spinoffs.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hand banana was the best episode.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past and Mail Order Bride tie for me. Both are my favorite.

    >You can’t eat carpet, silly daddy!
    >>well not like that. You gotta boil it first.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THOUSANDS OF YEARS BEFORE SIGOURNEY WEAVER
      >I require more wine to tell the story
      >GLUG GLUG GLUG [stumbles]

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *random sci fi movie with chicken monster playing on tv*

        Yeah I met that dude during the war of Mechanical advantage six. He’s a total dick.

        Hey! Who’s tied to a wall now, Billy? Youuuu are… DICK!

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That was a good one OP

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Keep it up Carl they just might haul you off

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he said lesbian, höhöhöhö

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hold still. I am about to make you both Hall and Oates.

    Unironically, what the hell does this mean?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it means you're about to be out of touch

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really like the revenge of the trees
    >can I get you to sign this sheet?
    >sign it? The sheets already full.. of hair..
    >Alright I'll get another one
    >where do you want me to sign it?
    >not on the hair

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >EVISCERATION FROM A THOUSAND BRANCHES OF A MIGHTY OAK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to your strip malls… where values are king!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His name was Ralph?!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >We don't know
      >We're trees

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Frylock I'm telling you that's not me in that video.. because that's NOTHING there's NOTHING up there!

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most relatable Carl moment.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh Frylock, the Highlander was a documentary and the events happed in real time.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ruins your show

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ATHF
    >not the first mooninites episode
    Damn son

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fricking kidney car and the mummy episode get me everytime
      >you know what time it is? well im gonna tell ya, its two thirty in the afternoon people are trying to sleep!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The ending of Kidney Car is my favorite Carl death though the entire episode overall doesn’t do it for me.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >whyd he do that?
          >why wouldnt he?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The bank won’t give me a credit card because I am loose with my money and I never pay my bills on time so I have to work for what I have!

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any love for rabbit not rabbot?

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No contest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bring me more wine.
      I shall require it to finish.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pickle Rick is completely unironically the peak of Rick and morty

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uh duh, obviously T-Shirt of the undead. The shear amount of chaos that Meatwad unleashes is amazing. Also, the fact that Santa Clause is hideously disfigured due to a giant fire-breathing Easter egg is truly timeless. Though Bible Fruit does come a close second/
    > I beat her as hard and as long as I could
    >A big sack of tangerine b***h.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both of those episodes are rated far too highly. There’s far better aqua teen episodes.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not my favourite, but I really like hypnogerms, everyone hates the musical but I think it's funny as frick, vastly overhated episode

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the bit where every time Shake would throw something it would explode. Those episodes were great.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dear Carl, thanks in advance for watching my dolls while we out in Panama City scaring up venture capital for my new standup comedy special - Meatwad unplugged: No Buns Allowed! Now Venessa and Dewey have special diets and you know Boxxy- he eat anything that’s deep fried. Also you pick up the doll droppings or you get a fine from the city. Also, we also gettin’ a tan. Sorry about the house, big guy! Love, Meatwad.

    >Alright. What the -car alarm noise- does this say?

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eposode 25 and 26 of Evangelion.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Revenge of the Trees. "If you hold it up too high how am I supposed to inject the cheese?"

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