1993 is when Phantom Menace was announced. It wouldn't arrive until 99.
https://www.deseret.com/1993/10/3/19068970/lucas-says-star-wars-prequel-is-on-its-way/
On a sweltering July night on the streets of the Motor City, in the Summer of 1992, beloved pro wrestler "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash was brutally assraped by a pack of rabid bulbasaurs.
Sorry everybody can't stay here.
Gotta go meet up with the boys and build bicycle ramps under the bleachers at the school all day that's 5 miles away from my house by dirt road. Mom says I have to be back before it's dark or I can't have ice cream for dessert. See ya.
Based.
My dad let me fill up the gas tank at the pump today after baseball practice. He was pissed it was so expensive though. 79cents is pretty outrageous to be fair.
i'm 14. good looking . good style. white. noise rocking. it feels like there is a place for me both in the underground and even at the top of the mainstream, somehow: there is a future for me if i can just hang in there long enough to move to a big city where there are cool fun people that share my culture. rap is big and will get bigger but we hold our own and can cohabit.
You're joking but I'll be 30 in a few months and I have already seen signs that it may be over for me. I feel like I am losing my edge, getting softer. I have stopped revelling in the misery of others. Flamewars no longer entertain me. I don't hate poeple anymore. I just want to chill.
where else can I freely call people Black person or homosexuals? provided you didn't get caught by troony janny on a bad mood or reported by paid shills
You can with your friends, or dive bars, or literally any other place where people do t give a shit because it rates so small on their list of life’s concerns. Get one you’ll find out.
Why not? Everyone knows gays are sick and evil. My friends and I walk around our big business job talking about how sick and evil gays are. And we'll always be allowed to.
Please stop.
I was 8 - 9 years old and so wonderfully and ignorantly unaware of bad things could be. The biggest concerns for me were little league, pop warner football, cartoons on saturday mornings and the friday night weekly trip to Blockbuster Video for pizza/movie night.
Frick.
I couldn't find it in the archives, but a few months ago someone posted a screenshot of a 9/11 livestream thread and it was timestamped September 11, 2001.
I remember in the screencap someone posted a picture of Jesus and said "SO MUCH WIN!"
God I love Nirvana, that guy is raw and cool. He needs to make music for television. I just hope the stress doesn't cause him to blow his brains out, or get murdered with a shotgun. Those would both be equally bad things.
>ride bike to and from school >don't have to lock it up >turn on tnmt then x-men then play nes >phone rings >don't know who it is >it's friends from down the street >we're going for pizza tonite and then the beach tomorrow >saturday morning cartoons >ride bike downtown for 25c double scoop ice cream at thrifty >then the beach, borrow a boogie board >ride bike home >watch snick >high trust society still >never have to worry about locking bike up >never have to worry
Chuck Norris is the true inheritor of the spirit of Bruce Lee. Don't listen to the Chinese with their talk of Jackie Chan. That guy will never make it in America.
- Batman Returns was awesome
- Alien 3 was good but depressing and obviously not as good as Aliens or Alien
- Basic Instinct was incredible
- Reservoir Dogs was incredible
- Aladdin was incredible
- Home Alone 2 was awesome
- Under Siege was awesome
- Lethal Weapon 3 was a massive disappointment after 1 and 2
- Freejack, Split Second and Passenger 57 were fun slop
- Sonic 2 and Contra III were the shit
- Super Star Wars was great and made Star Wars cool again
- A Link to the Past is literally the best game ever
- Experience by The Prodigy blew my mind
- Charles and Eddie's 'Would I lie to You' is fricking everywhere
- I can't stop wanking off to Jet from Gladiators
Thank God the cold war is finally over. Now the world can have peace and without all the military industrial spending we can lower taxes on the working class. Things are looking up.
SMW was leagues better than Sonic. Are you kidding? Far more hours of fun with Mario. Super fast running and rings with half the controller buttons? morons never learn.
Surely there will never be another Black Monday again, right? If I had to guess I would say maybe somewhere around 2024, very random, I know.
>Black Monday was the global, severe and largely unexpected stock market crash on Monday, October 19, 1987. Worldwide losses were estimated at US$1.71 trillion. The severity of the crash sparked fears of extended economic instability or even a reprise of the Great Depression.
Gross you’re 65? How do you even know how to use a computer gramps? Normally nobody over 30 knows how to use computers since computers and the internet was invented by us young people, stop using our stuff boomer!
This is a weird BBS but whatever. I can’t believe so many people are starting to use the worldwide web. Do you guys like Green Day or Beck? I totally like them both and Star Trek the next generation. Glad racism is a thing of the past and that society will always condemn crossdressing too. These truly are heady days my friend.
Anyone else looking forward to more Batkino? I doubt they'll ever top the first, especially with Nicholson not attached, but I love DeVito and Pfeiffer.
Stop rewinding my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles tape I'm trying to watch it I'll shoot you I'LL SHOOT YOU alright then. In the movie they eat Domino's but there's a Pizza Hut commercial at the start isn't that interesting literally anyone within earshot of me right now?
I put my quarter up on the Street Fighter 2 cabinet so I had next. While I was waiting, me and one of the other guys in line started talking about what a movie would be like. With the game being as popular as it is, there's no way they don't make a movie, right?
Ooooh dad can I get that Jolt Cola it's like two Cokes in one, please please please! Thanks dad! When are we gonna watch the game? I wanna see Danny Ainge! Do you think I could learn to shoot like him?
I think I'm having a midlife crisis because I miss the 90s to the point of severe depression. Sure it wasn't perfect but frick me everything was better back then. It almost feels like a completely different timeline.
my childhood was so long ago now i honestly cant even remember if it was real or i dreamed it all, it gives me a weird depressed feeling whenever i think back to it and how much better everything was as a kid and how much i hate life now, god id do anything to wake up and its 1996 again and im in my childhood bed
i got lucky and was inspired enough to have excellent time in 92, 97, 2002, 2004, 2011 , 2016 or something and the last memorable good time was in 2019. i don't think this sumemr will be worth shit unfortunately and i am getting older .i hope to have one last great time but its not something that 100% depend on me. i know people who are just nostalgic and paralyzed about it ... you should shake it off, keep on moving; don't know what to say really or if you really want to actually experience something else.
wanna trade your charles barkley upper deck gold card for my shaq rookie draft pick? or I have a jurassic park cards full set with all the holograms. do you have any jordans?
if you want to get real I actually did have a number of these rare cards in the 1990s and one of my brother's scumbag friends stole them all from my moms house in the early 2000s, many that I know I had would be worth thousands of dollars now.
Magic Johnson has AIDS! Didn’t know he was a gay. Sad he will be dead any day now. At least we get to watch the dream team dunking on manlet ex russkies
man have you heard this nirvana crap?
total chodes
Yeah, saw 'em at the Unicorn two years ago when Chad Channing was still the drummer.
Dude, I heard George Lucas is finally going to make Episode VII!
what about 4 5 and 6? shouldnt he make those first?
1993 is when Phantom Menace was announced. It wouldn't arrive until 99.
https://www.deseret.com/1993/10/3/19068970/lucas-says-star-wars-prequel-is-on-its-way/
That's why he said episode VII moron
*doesn't exist for another two years*
One day George is going to release a Star Wars sequel and it is going to surpass the original trilogy! Just wait you guys! Hes a genius
I heard this will be Phil Hartman's last season. Hopefully they can get him back to host annually like John Goodman.
That was 1993 but it's alright i guess
>
So the rumors true?
I used to watch wrestling, what's the lore behind this?
On a sweltering July night on the streets of the Motor City, in the Summer of 1992, beloved pro wrestler "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash was brutally assraped by a pack of rabid bulbasaurs.
Is this true?
nta but there's a rumor/urban legend that he was raped, pretty sure it's just schizo bullshit
It’s true, big Kev admitted himself
did he really???
no, he did not
You seem new, people here make shit up and it becomes a meme/in-joke and troll with it, don't worry about it
yikes. newbie alert
Afraid so.
OH IT'S TRUE
IT'S DAMN TRUE
Afraid so.
KWAB
imagine baby sounds
>GAGAGOOOGOOOO
>we pretend its 1992
well yeah, it IS 1992
what's the joke here
you fricking moron, you absolute cretin
shiggy would have said:
"well yea, it IS 1992
like, what's the joke here scoob?"
Sorry everybody can't stay here.
Gotta go meet up with the boys and build bicycle ramps under the bleachers at the school all day that's 5 miles away from my house by dirt road. Mom says I have to be back before it's dark or I can't have ice cream for dessert. See ya.
Based.
My dad let me fill up the gas tank at the pump today after baseball practice. He was pissed it was so expensive though. 79cents is pretty outrageous to be fair.
goo goo ga ga
Please leave, you are unwanted. I mean leave the planet.
>leave the planet
I wish
it’s literally the end of history guys, now that the soviet union is no more literally nothing bad will happen in the foreseeable future 🙂
*shits self*
i'm 14. good looking . good style. white. noise rocking. it feels like there is a place for me both in the underground and even at the top of the mainstream, somehow: there is a future for me if i can just hang in there long enough to move to a big city where there are cool fun people that share my culture. rap is big and will get bigger but we hold our own and can cohabit.
jesus christ, they give you internet in the nursing home you geriatric homosexual?
He's a wizard with powers you will never understand anon. Be careful.
You'll never make it to forty if you're this fricking stupid.
What's your ethnicity?
Siamese
zoomzooms think they have a distinct culture because they change the color and text of the memes we came up with.
>he thinks 14 year olds are good looking
You're almost as old as my dad kek
You must be 18 years old to post here.
1992 was 46 years ago moron
DEAR OH DEAR
KWAB
MTV put these videos on heavy rotation.
"The Fly" is so far removed from anything Bono and the boys have done before.
Anybody got the image links to make pipebombs?
>There are people on this board who don't remember 1992
Fricking 30 year olds
>45 yo grandpa browsing on Cinemaphile
zoomers still havent realized youll never leave this place?
once youre over 35 you have to go to reddit or facebook with the rest of the boomers, its the rules, no olds allowed on my Cinemaphile!
You're joking but I'll be 30 in a few months and I have already seen signs that it may be over for me. I feel like I am losing my edge, getting softer. I have stopped revelling in the misery of others. Flamewars no longer entertain me. I don't hate poeple anymore. I just want to chill.
where else can I freely call people Black person or homosexuals? provided you didn't get caught by troony janny on a bad mood or reported by paid shills
You can with your friends, or dive bars, or literally any other place where people do t give a shit because it rates so small on their list of life’s concerns. Get one you’ll find out.
what went wrong?
Absolutely nothing and Van Damme hasn't made a bad film yet
Holy shit dude did you see there’s a Mexican kid in our class this year? Weird, I wonder what they’re doing in suburban Denver.
My family are thinking of moving to Columbine to get away from what a shit hole Denver is now
First The Little Mermaid, then Beauty and the Beast, and now the highest grossing animation movie ever so far. Disney is back.
They just HAD to make the villain gay, didn't they?
Why not? Everyone knows gays are sick and evil. My friends and I walk around our big business job talking about how sick and evil gays are. And we'll always be allowed to.
Please stop.
I was 8 - 9 years old and so wonderfully and ignorantly unaware of bad things could be. The biggest concerns for me were little league, pop warner football, cartoons on saturday mornings and the friday night weekly trip to Blockbuster Video for pizza/movie night.
Frick.
I may only be 3 but at least I don’t have peyronies.
>Goo goo ga ga *sharts diapeys*
>CLEAN IT UP DADDY
AND NEEEEEEEWWWWW
I CAN"T WAIT TO GO TO THE 9/11 BUILDING IN 2001!
No cap /b/ was wild when 9/11 happened. I still remember the first webms of the towers falling.
Am i missing some injoke, cause Cinemaphile would exist for another 2 years after 9/11 happened.
Different timeline.
>>>>/x/
I couldn't find it in the archives, but a few months ago someone posted a screenshot of a 9/11 livestream thread and it was timestamped September 11, 2001.
I remember in the screencap someone posted a picture of Jesus and said "SO MUCH WIN!"
Met this guy at a gun show last week, says hes got a plan, gonna team up with him and see where it goes
Are you the John Doe who was with him who they just pretend didn't exist?
Texas anon here, my cousin just joined some group called the Branch Davidians, he says their leader is real cool.
God I love Nirvana, that guy is raw and cool. He needs to make music for television. I just hope the stress doesn't cause him to blow his brains out, or get murdered with a shotgun. Those would both be equally bad things.
TEACHER TEACHER HE JUST CALLED ME A BAGINA
>*said in a flat tone* Anon 1 don't call anon 2 a bagina. *goes back to what he was doing*
There's this one kid in my class who doesn't speak English. Teacher says she's from Mexico.
I'M THE MA'AM IN THE COMPUTER BOX
BURRRIED IN MY SHIT
WON'T YOU COME AND SAVE ME
DIIIAALATE MY WOUND
WON'T YOU SOW THEM SHUT
FAUCI CHRIST
DENY YOUR MAKER
XE WHO TRIES WILL BE WASTED
SLICE MY PENI
NOW YOU'VE SOWN ME SHUT
>no please daddy, please
I'm posting this from the world trade center!!
>my brother is still alive and we're playing Mario Kart
Take me back, please.
>ride bike to and from school
>don't have to lock it up
>turn on tnmt then x-men then play nes
>phone rings
>don't know who it is
>it's friends from down the street
>we're going for pizza tonite and then the beach tomorrow
>saturday morning cartoons
>ride bike downtown for 25c double scoop ice cream at thrifty
>then the beach, borrow a boogie board
>ride bike home
>watch snick
>high trust society still
>never have to worry about locking bike up
>never have to worry
Nice high trust society you've got there. Would be a real shame if some drunk driving knee grows fleeing from police were to just ruin it
I want to frick little pixies
>croatia you rat!
>how could you give your old pal yugoslavia the spicy balkanization!
I just bought 100 copies of Spawn #1!
Frick you. The movie wasn*t so bad as you said
Chuck Norris is the true inheritor of the spirit of Bruce Lee. Don't listen to the Chinese with their talk of Jackie Chan. That guy will never make it in America.
Man, that Lara Flynn Boyle is super-hot and incredibly talented. I'm sure she has a huge career ahead of her.
You don't have to pretend.
Close your eyes and be there.
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4UL6mGCyKdh4ENoS6dFVyC?si=4lZfRhqsTeCUvN0G5ZEaYQ
posting a spotify is the least creative thing ever man
HOLY FRICK
INSANE
Were you too gay to click through?
His playlist(s) are autism-tier insanity.
im sure the playlists are good, not my point
Obvious samegay
link doesn't open on my MindasWWW browser - anyone else having this issue?
I just shit my pantaloons
Sorry 17 hours JUST for 1992 is a little bit to fricking long.
- Batman Returns was awesome
- Alien 3 was good but depressing and obviously not as good as Aliens or Alien
- Basic Instinct was incredible
- Reservoir Dogs was incredible
- Aladdin was incredible
- Home Alone 2 was awesome
- Under Siege was awesome
- Lethal Weapon 3 was a massive disappointment after 1 and 2
- Freejack, Split Second and Passenger 57 were fun slop
- Sonic 2 and Contra III were the shit
- Super Star Wars was great and made Star Wars cool again
- A Link to the Past is literally the best game ever
- Experience by The Prodigy blew my mind
- Charles and Eddie's 'Would I lie to You' is fricking everywhere
- I can't stop wanking off to Jet from Gladiators
Very wholesome year
Did you see the trailer for Jurassic Park? 1993 is going to be totally radical
>eagerly anticipate Spielberg dinosaur movie
>doesn't show dinosaurs
He blueballed us good. I'm looking forward to The Last Action Hero next year. Should be a big hit for Schwarzenegger.
>ITT we pretend its 1992
Thank God the cold war is finally over. Now the world can have peace and without all the military industrial spending we can lower taxes on the working class. Things are looking up.
Bros... I can't believe Anthony Perkins just died...
The Redskins won the Super Bowl!
Dynasty in the making!
That franchise is going places. Such a great way to honor native Americans too.
Did you guys hear what happened to Kevin Nash? If it can happen to him, it can happen to anyone. I'm worried.
Cool World didn't make any sense, but Holli was hot.
I not an old gay any more! Wang dang sweet poontang!
I wish it was 1992 again...i would have my entire life ahead and i wouldn't have funbled that azn chick from my hs in the 2000s...
Guys I asked my mom to get me a genesis with sonic for christmas, but she bought me a super nintendo with mario instead 🙁
I was a Sega kid until I got a SNES + Mario World. From that point on Nintendo was king.
SMW was leagues better than Sonic. Are you kidding? Far more hours of fun with Mario. Super fast running and rings with half the controller buttons? morons never learn.
Please dont call me a moron, my mom says its a very hurtful term
Best album of the year coming through.
>Paranoid cover is over twice as long as original
based
Best Disney female so far
That'd be Belle
Mike Patton rules
Still true though. Even more.
Yes, but he's not god. I except that now.
its 1992
MO TOWN PHILLY BACK AGAIN
I awake to the rest of my dismal years.
That Billy Corgan guy has a nice head of hair.
I'm here for the interview
>do it or donkeylips sits on your head and farts
>you’re in luck, I had beans for lunch
Gosh! Did they just say that on Nickelodeon?
Surely there will never be another Black Monday again, right? If I had to guess I would say maybe somewhere around 2024, very random, I know.
>Black Monday was the global, severe and largely unexpected stock market crash on Monday, October 19, 1987. Worldwide losses were estimated at US$1.71 trillion. The severity of the crash sparked fears of extended economic instability or even a reprise of the Great Depression.
>IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMM THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN IN THE BOX!
>gayunge
Meanwhile i'm here listening to MBV and Slowdive with my weirdo gf
No way they're making Home Alone 2
I’m moving to downtown LA soon, I can’t wait to experience all the peaceful black culture and live in harmony with my black brothers and sisters!
Check out the Korean convenience stores while you're there. I hear they are to die for!
Russians are free of tyranny. Now they will finally stop being the bad boys of history and become our wholesome allies
Someday you’ll be able to check stocks and weather on your computer machine
Upupup
Alice in Chains’ Dirt will be of the greatest albums ever even 32 years from now
Grunge fricking sucks you sad xer
**Baby crying **
Upupuppup
Been punching the bongs and watching Nickeloadeon all day, Ren and Stimpy is fricking hilarious.
I'm born. 🙂
I turned 32 that year fr fr
Gross you’re 65? How do you even know how to use a computer gramps? Normally nobody over 30 knows how to use computers since computers and the internet was invented by us young people, stop using our stuff boomer!
Now it's becoming people under 30 who don't know how to use them.
Under 30 gays don’t use computers they do all their internet it on smart phones
Fr
Kevin Nash was raped his entire life
they said he came back for more
living in your head rent free wolfie
goo goo gaa gaa
This is a weird BBS but whatever. I can’t believe so many people are starting to use the worldwide web. Do you guys like Green Day or Beck? I totally like them both and Star Trek the next generation. Glad racism is a thing of the past and that society will always condemn crossdressing too. These truly are heady days my friend.
Life is so perfect!
Life is so great!
I hope nobody like ANON is born to ruin it all!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why won't my father stop drinking every night?
HAL 9000 was born
Have you guys been watching the new season of Star Trek?! Last night's episode was incredible.
Anyone else looking forward to more Batkino? I doubt they'll ever top the first, especially with Nicholson not attached, but I love DeVito and Pfeiffer.
Objectively and historically speaking human civilization peaked in 90s America
Stop rewinding my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles tape I'm trying to watch it I'll shoot you I'LL SHOOT YOU alright then. In the movie they eat Domino's but there's a Pizza Hut commercial at the start isn't that interesting literally anyone within earshot of me right now?
Wow being stuck in pre-conception limbo sure sucks. I'm so hyped to be born in fourteen years!
So I have an idea about a game...
What's that? My name?
Marc Laidlaw.
I put my quarter up on the Street Fighter 2 cabinet so I had next. While I was waiting, me and one of the other guys in line started talking about what a movie would be like. With the game being as popular as it is, there's no way they don't make a movie, right?
Ooooh dad can I get that Jolt Cola it's like two Cokes in one, please please please! Thanks dad! When are we gonna watch the game? I wanna see Danny Ainge! Do you think I could learn to shoot like him?
I think I'm having a midlife crisis because I miss the 90s to the point of severe depression. Sure it wasn't perfect but frick me everything was better back then. It almost feels like a completely different timeline.
my childhood was so long ago now i honestly cant even remember if it was real or i dreamed it all, it gives me a weird depressed feeling whenever i think back to it and how much better everything was as a kid and how much i hate life now, god id do anything to wake up and its 1996 again and im in my childhood bed
i got lucky and was inspired enough to have excellent time in 92, 97, 2002, 2004, 2011 , 2016 or something and the last memorable good time was in 2019. i don't think this sumemr will be worth shit unfortunately and i am getting older .i hope to have one last great time but its not something that 100% depend on me. i know people who are just nostalgic and paralyzed about it ... you should shake it off, keep on moving; don't know what to say really or if you really want to actually experience something else.
I immediately control Fed Kevin Nash. I was not disappointed
wanna trade your charles barkley upper deck gold card for my shaq rookie draft pick? or I have a jurassic park cards full set with all the holograms. do you have any jordans?
if you want to get real I actually did have a number of these rare cards in the 1990s and one of my brother's scumbag friends stole them all from my moms house in the early 2000s, many that I know I had would be worth thousands of dollars now.
>What's this? Oh just concept art for some game I'm working on...
>Who am I with?
>We're a small company, we're called Bungie.
Magic Johnson has AIDS! Didn’t know he was a gay. Sad he will be dead any day now. At least we get to watch the dream team dunking on manlet ex russkies
GODDAM IM GLAD Y’ALL SAID IT ALL
*shits diaper*
guys invest in bitcoin