U571
Screwed
Gladiator
Pitch Black
Perfect Storm
Bless the Child
Mission to Mars
Final Destination
American Psycho
Rules of Engagement
What I remember seeing in theaters. 2000 was most notable as the year of the dvd. The Filth and the Fury (2000) a documentary about the Sex Pistols was the first dvd I ever saw. I watched it on my mom's office computer. Gladiator would be the first dvd I ever owned which I got that Christmas.
Nope. there are still brilliant people alive today pushing humanity forward. You just got older and realized you weren't one of those people. It's okay, most people are average and just meant to be breeders.
>Covid happened >nothingburger >monky-pox >nothingburger >Russia and Ukraine >nothingburger >bank run happened last year >nothingburger >titanic submarine >nothingburger
yeah, just look at these great historical events that people actually care about and didn't just forget about two weeks later. We could have another 9/11 and people still wouldn't give a shit. History is over.
There is an information overload right now. No event will ever have the same cultural impact as anything that happened before the widespread availability of smartphones. This goes the same for film and TV shows too
I think you guys are mixing something up here, the "end of history" theory wasn't about Y2K, it was about the end of the cold war and the downfall of the Soviet Union in 1991, the end of communism as a real alternative and a threat
you know those guys who bombed the WTC back in '93? they said they were gonna do the same thing again but with airplanes
do you think we should maybe take that seriously?
>I can't wait to watch that new movie about cars racing >Have you heard of this new band called Linkin Park? >I really like this new non scripted TV shows >Why are they lowering the requirements to get a mortgage? I'm not sure if giving out loans to people with shaky credit and work history is the right thing to do.
> Sydney Prescott (Scream 3) > Chel (Road to El Dorado) > Akima (Titan AE) > Alex (Charlie's Angels) > Carolyn Fry (Pitch Black) > Jolie in Gone in 60 Seconds > Theron in Reindeer Games > Connie Nielsen in Gladiator
My ideal 2000 Hero Team #1 > Wolverine (X1) > Duncan MacLeod (Highlander - Endgame) > Riddick (Pitch Black) > Maximus Decimus Meridius (Gladiator)
My ideal 2000 Hero Team #2 > Ethan Hunt (MI2) > Neil Shaw (Snipes - The Art of War) > Alex (Charlie's Angels) > Colonel Hayes Hodges (Rules of Engagement) > Shaft (not sure if RR or SLJ) > Jack Carter (Get Carter)
Oh my God are you fricking moronic. Have you seen any third world country that's the US in 20 years. Be ready for Mexican cartels running the streets of Chicago and Haitian cannibal gangs fighting for territory.
How would you install all that shit if you're renting an apartment? If you're a rentoid you have to make do with whatever your landlord gives your peasant ass.
In the area where I grew up, it's impossible to own property anymore. There isn't even land for sale. In recent years, the local elites have bought all the land and live like medieval lords. You can buy the HOUSE but it's on property owned by the landed elite, in their own walled off community, and you have to pay them rent on the land your house is on. My family moved away 20 years ago and I recently wanted to move back to the area, but this is the situation there now. How this kind of shit is even legal, I have no idea.
~~*They*~~ love money and ~~*people*~~ with money get to do what ~~*they*~~ want at the cost of everyone else. A great purge is coming, once people lose their comfort its over for the ~~*elite*~~. The streets will run red with blood.
Lucas should sell the rights to a company that actually knows how to make movies. It give it to Disney and through sweat, blood and tears they will put heart and soul into it.
Did you guys see all the fireflies out tonight? We caught a few and put them in a snapple bottle. The pizza hut guy gave me a Bill and Ted DVD(!) with my order and the kids love it. I sure do love the soft yellow streetlamps in my neighborhood.
GUYS, I'M A TIME TRAVELER FROM THE YEAR 2024. YOU WON'T BELIEVE ME, BUT NEXT YEAR, TERRORIST WILL KIDNAP A PAIR OF AIRPLANES AND FLY IT INTO THE TWIN TOWERS! DONALD TRUMP WILL BECOME THE PRESIDENT OF AMERICA! BUT NOT BEFORE A BLACK GUY DOES IT FIRST! THE NAME OF THE homie IS OBAMA! YEA! JUST LIKE THE TERRORIST (WHICH YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT YET) THERE WILL BE A WORLD PLAGUE IN 2009 AND ANOTHER MUCH BIGGER IN 2020!
IF YOU CAN, INVEST IN COMPANIES NAMED: GOOGLE AND APPLE. IN THE FUTURE NEWSPAPERS, TELEVISION AND RADIO ARE OUTDATED (YES, I SWEAR TO GOD) YOUNGSTERS PREFER TO STAY INSIDE DOORS ON A THING CALLED THE MOBILE DEVICES/SMARTPHONES.
YES, PHONES!!
Wouldn't it be hekkkin' wholesome chungus if a Black person was (s)elected for president?!
Hekkkin' hope and change! Black folk are so hekkkin' cool, race is only skin 'color'!
Don't hekkkin' judge Black folk by their behaviour - fukkkin' skin 'color' hatred-er!
Cool, Saturday night. Gonna hit up the video store, see what's new. Got some weed so something trippy, maybe Light Years or Liquid Sky from the cult section. Head over to my friends' house, he"s having a casual hangout party in his basement room with an external entrance through the backyard. We'll play some Dynasty Warriors and get stoned, listen to Radiohead or Pixies. Oh cool, that tomboy chick I'm in love with is coming over. Maybe we'll sneak out for a while and make out in my hand-me-down minivan, listen to a Velvet Underground cassette mix tape I made. Then come back in and party into the night...
All the computers crashed, its the end of the world!!
that was 1999 shithead
Frick you
Ga ga goo goo
why are zoomers on this board when they've probably never actually watched television
Man the 90's were so great thanks to Clinton. I sure hope republicans don't screw things up for the next 8 years.
no one actually thought this at the end of the 90s.
it was the era of millenial pessmism and apathy about consumer culture that gave us Fight Club.
I remember this being the thought process in 2004. "Clinton left things alone"
I can't wait to visit the World Trade Center in two years.
literally me (god, I wish I was dead)
The 90s were a waste of a decade, zero personality. At least we're finally in the 21st century now, frick yes
The future's looking bright, boys
can I call all my male friends gays again without the fear of being cancelled for wrongtalk?
Here's to another lousy millennium.
Guys did you know that the 21st century doesn't start until next year. haha it's true
SHIT!! I gotta go anons I got school in 3hrs!!!
why are the toes all bouncy wtf
What
the
frick
in that?
A gummy bear
>when you enable Big Head Mode
>World's strongest hindu rape ape
Where's my flying fricking car
This century is off to a really shitty start.
Got money and a pilots license?
That's not a flying car
>Fixed wings
That's a regular light aircraft with a comfortable cabin/wienerpit for dropping cocaine in style.
Yeah. On the bright side, this century can only go up from here, right?
Have you heard the news? I don't think he's going to make an appearance...
Black person
homosexual
moron
troony
HOMO
DYKE
I think israelites are the greatest american heroes in history. They really suffered a lot at the hands of the Nazis.
U571
Screwed
Gladiator
Pitch Black
Perfect Storm
Bless the Child
Mission to Mars
Final Destination
American Psycho
Rules of Engagement
What I remember seeing in theaters. 2000 was most notable as the year of the dvd. The Filth and the Fury (2000) a documentary about the Sex Pistols was the first dvd I ever saw. I watched it on my mom's office computer. Gladiator would be the first dvd I ever owned which I got that Christmas.
Cheers bruh
I heard they're making a Lord of the Rings movie
And it's going to be directed by Peter Jackson. You know, the guy from Bad Taste and Braindead? Crazy!
Seriously?? Why pick him, that's going to be so fricking bad holy shit
Apparently though Tom Baker is in talks to play Gandalf, might be ok
The next Star Wars will be better.
I hope Alec Guinness will come out of retirement for the next Star Wars. He's only 85.
history is basically over. nothing interesting will happen from now on, it's all going to be about getting a safe boring job and paying your mortgage.
Nope. there are still brilliant people alive today pushing humanity forward. You just got older and realized you weren't one of those people. It's okay, most people are average and just meant to be breeders.
>Covid happened
>nothingburger
>monky-pox
>nothingburger
>Russia and Ukraine
>nothingburger
>bank run happened last year
>nothingburger
>titanic submarine
>nothingburger
yeah, just look at these great historical events that people actually care about and didn't just forget about two weeks later. We could have another 9/11 and people still wouldn't give a shit. History is over.
There is an information overload right now. No event will ever have the same cultural impact as anything that happened before the widespread availability of smartphones. This goes the same for film and TV shows too
I think you guys are mixing something up here, the "end of history" theory wasn't about Y2K, it was about the end of the cold war and the downfall of the Soviet Union in 1991, the end of communism as a real alternative and a threat
We did it guys! We made it to the end of history!
wonder what's op age
forgot one baka
you know those guys who bombed the WTC back in '93? they said they were gonna do the same thing again but with airplanes
do you think we should maybe take that seriously?
The FBI would surely be on top of that
They're literal goat frickers you moron. Where are they gonna get planes? Plus they'd never enter US airspace
>I can't wait to watch that new movie about cars racing
>Have you heard of this new band called Linkin Park?
>I really like this new non scripted TV shows
>Why are they lowering the requirements to get a mortgage? I'm not sure if giving out loans to people with shaky credit and work history is the right thing to do.
I miss soviet union so bad bros, my mom would still have her job
Raimi? The horror guy?
High Jackman is a shit choice for Logan I doubt they keep him past the 1st movie if they even make a sequel which is unlikely with such a shit cast.
My Ideal 2000 Character Harem
> Sydney Prescott (Scream 3)
> Chel (Road to El Dorado)
> Akima (Titan AE)
> Alex (Charlie's Angels)
> Carolyn Fry (Pitch Black)
> Jolie in Gone in 60 Seconds
> Theron in Reindeer Games
> Connie Nielsen in Gladiator
My ideal 2000 Hero Team #1
> Wolverine (X1)
> Duncan MacLeod (Highlander - Endgame)
> Riddick (Pitch Black)
> Maximus Decimus Meridius (Gladiator)
My ideal 2000 Hero Team #2
> Ethan Hunt (MI2)
> Neil Shaw (Snipes - The Art of War)
> Alex (Charlie's Angels)
> Colonel Hayes Hodges (Rules of Engagement)
> Shaft (not sure if RR or SLJ)
> Jack Carter (Get Carter)
Materialism is the worst thing to happen to western civilization and I'm have an existential crisis over it.
Give it a decade or two and this will be judged on the level of Citizen Kane and the Godfather. Just an absolutely incredible movie.
How's it hold up to 2024 eyes? I find a lot of "depressing" 90s movies even up reminding me of how good we had it.
Its critical standing has collapsed like perhaps no other film.
Holy shit, Cantor-Fitzgerald hired me, I’M GETTING AN OFFICE ON THE 96 FLOOR OF THE NORTH TWIN TOWER What kino should I watch to celebrate?
Falling Down dude!
$100,000 for beach front property?? no thanks, I'll wait for the crash.
Reminder that things are going to get as worse in 24 years as they were from 2000 to now.
Literally not possible barring nuclear war.
Oh my God are you fricking moronic. Have you seen any third world country that's the US in 20 years. Be ready for Mexican cartels running the streets of Chicago and Haitian cannibal gangs fighting for territory.
Can't wait for the new duke nukem game feels like it's been forever since the last one.
im gay
How would you install all that shit if you're renting an apartment? If you're a rentoid you have to make do with whatever your landlord gives your peasant ass.
I really hope they don't start adding Black folk and trannies to movies
I sure hope nothing bad happens next year
I learned how to write my name 😀
In the area where I grew up, it's impossible to own property anymore. There isn't even land for sale. In recent years, the local elites have bought all the land and live like medieval lords. You can buy the HOUSE but it's on property owned by the landed elite, in their own walled off community, and you have to pay them rent on the land your house is on. My family moved away 20 years ago and I recently wanted to move back to the area, but this is the situation there now. How this kind of shit is even legal, I have no idea.
~~*They*~~ love money and ~~*people*~~ with money get to do what ~~*they*~~ want at the cost of everyone else. A great purge is coming, once people lose their comfort its over for the ~~*elite*~~. The streets will run red with blood.
Cinemaphile didn't exist in 2000 moron
He didn't say pretend it's Cinemaphile during 2000.
You can't pretend it's 2000 and post here
The Romans did with graffiti
it turned out we can
as we can pretend you're not actually a homosexual...
*Is six years old. Watches The Land Before Time on VHS.*
Man, these israelites are so powerful... I bet I'll never witness their downfall in my lifetime...
Wow I just had a blast watching The Beach (2000) at the theatre!!!!
10/10 movie with a great soundtrack!
I think Simpsons is getting kinda shitty
How can you say that when, just a year ago, they had their best joke in years?
What’s the joke?
Baskin-Robbins Slush Fund Group
Anyone see that new movie Saw? It rocks.
That upcoming Lord of the Rings film is going to bomb so hard.
Is it worth it to buy a DVD Player?
Just get a ps2. It's a better dvd player than most of what's on the market, at a fraction of the price
>ask him to put on a movie
>he doesn’t have a DVD player
>he gets out a gameboy controller and starts playing with it with a trembling hand
ALL THE
PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE SAY YEAH
SMALL THINGS
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
SMALL THINGS
Now that the dust has settled, what do we think of it?
I'm gonna make a video essay about it and put it online... SOME day!
>video essay
A what?
Filming yourself talking shit existed back then.
Lucas should sell the rights to a company that actually knows how to make movies. It give it to Disney and through sweat, blood and tears they will put heart and soul into it.
Digits confirm Disney will save Star Wars.
Did you guys see all the fireflies out tonight? We caught a few and put them in a snapple bottle. The pizza hut guy gave me a Bill and Ted DVD(!) with my order and the kids love it. I sure do love the soft yellow streetlamps in my neighborhood.
PEOPLE THOUGHT HE WOULD BE A SUCCESFUL ACTOR HAHAHA
GUYS, I'M A TIME TRAVELER FROM THE YEAR 2024. YOU WON'T BELIEVE ME, BUT NEXT YEAR, TERRORIST WILL KIDNAP A PAIR OF AIRPLANES AND FLY IT INTO THE TWIN TOWERS! DONALD TRUMP WILL BECOME THE PRESIDENT OF AMERICA! BUT NOT BEFORE A BLACK GUY DOES IT FIRST! THE NAME OF THE homie IS OBAMA! YEA! JUST LIKE THE TERRORIST (WHICH YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT YET) THERE WILL BE A WORLD PLAGUE IN 2009 AND ANOTHER MUCH BIGGER IN 2020!
IF YOU CAN, INVEST IN COMPANIES NAMED: GOOGLE AND APPLE. IN THE FUTURE NEWSPAPERS, TELEVISION AND RADIO ARE OUTDATED (YES, I SWEAR TO GOD) YOUNGSTERS PREFER TO STAY INSIDE DOORS ON A THING CALLED THE MOBILE DEVICES/SMARTPHONES.
YES, PHONES!!
Gonna take my life savings out of shitty penny stocks like Amazon and Google, gonna put it all into a trusted stock like Enron
I'll continue my job as a waiter in the Windows on the World restaurant on the top of the WTC while my portfolio goes up.
This is my century I can feel it.
Just bought American Beauty on DVD dudes! Anyone else hyped for Dicaprios new movie??? Looks really good
Cartoon Network has some really cool new cartoons.
Jews are gonna attack the twin towers in one year. Screen cap this.
Meds now, schizo.
>Oops I farted again!
I hope they don't do a fourth Indiana Jones movie, Ford is too old by now.
Time for some kino
Can't wait for next episode of Friends. Rachel is hot!
The rumor mill says Sony wants the Evil Dead guy for Spider-Man?Fricking 200 million dollar IP Spider-Man?Did Sony go nuts?
>new mystery movie
>Guy Pearce
>Joe Pantoliano
Gee, I WONDER who's going to be the good guy and who's going to be the bad guy.
Bushgays vote against their own economic interests
guys, I know this might sound crazy but I think I found a way to save our studio with this crazy adaption... lets get to work.
adaptation* fug
Can't wait to go watch this during Thanksgiving break.
>japanese baby
>in paris
wut
Just got this for my birthday. Who wants to come play Pokemon Stadium?
9/1I is a year away
Wouldn't it be hekkkin' wholesome chungus if a Black person was (s)elected for president?!
Hekkkin' hope and change! Black folk are so hekkkin' cool, race is only skin 'color'!
Don't hekkkin' judge Black folk by their behaviour - fukkkin' skin 'color' hatred-er!
Heard rumors they are planning a movie based on a fricking disney theme park ride. ROFL that's gonna be a new low for movies
Visiting NYC at the moment, what are the must sees?
COME MY LADY
COME COME MY LADY
YOU'RE MY BUTTERFLY, SUGAR BABY
LOOK OUT BELOW
It is the year 2000. I am 18. I am a virgin. I have hope.
Please come play Infantry Online with me. Theres still time.
Cool. I'm about to bang a 14 year old cheerleader.
I miss her.
goo goo gaa gaa
Cool, Saturday night. Gonna hit up the video store, see what's new. Got some weed so something trippy, maybe Light Years or Liquid Sky from the cult section. Head over to my friends' house, he"s having a casual hangout party in his basement room with an external entrance through the backyard. We'll play some Dynasty Warriors and get stoned, listen to Radiohead or Pixies. Oh cool, that tomboy chick I'm in love with is coming over. Maybe we'll sneak out for a while and make out in my hand-me-down minivan, listen to a Velvet Underground cassette mix tape I made. Then come back in and party into the night...