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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So tired of these fricking hippies ending up in our comics. How much longer do we have to deal with them?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hippies MADE our comics, ya yutz! You think Cap punching Hitler or Sups standing up to the Klan was thought up by Tricky Dick?

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Richard Nixon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go leave, you damn commie.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s not a bundle of sticks, son. He’s a pinko.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But why? He's not a crook, he said so himself.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah he is a lot like that adolf hitler guy, i think that in some abstract manner they represent what being evil is all about, someone should make a Villain based on them, surely it will bring insightful narratives and deep characterization to DC Comics!

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Spiderman!

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ik his show just came out a few months ago but I hate this blind frick so much.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude isn't it like 1969

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Archie always have to pay for his dates with Veronica? She's rich!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of pathetic man lets a woman pay for the date?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Living in the 60s must've been real depressing.
    >worst TV animation
    >worst animation in general
    >disney hadn't been good for 20 years
    >years away from anything good being made

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look on the bright side: if for some reason you think all current animation is bad, it'll eventually get good again.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      True for animation but everything else was pretty much firing on all cylinders so people didn't mind.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if those things would have really mattered much. People wouldn't have known any better so even the cheaply animated stuff of the time would have been moderately impressive at the very least.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        fleischer was around in the 40s

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      true, but atleast there mod girls, and it wasnt such a bad time for films

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Animation sucked but there were still regular reruns of the golden age classics on TV, plus the rest of the 60s were pure fricking kino so people weren't really upset about the cartoons sucking.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name one Cinemaphile characters that beats astroboy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rocket Robin Hood could kick this little shit's ass.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even Friar Tuck is too strong for him.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman. Astro Boy is only as strong as his atomic heart but Superman can shoot little versions of himself out of his fingertips.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jap propaganda board is that way Wrong board

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Their animation is limited but their stuff can be quite entertaining. Have you seen Speed Racer? They did better with limited resourced than what that Avengers cartoon did.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Speed Racer
          >Japanese
          KEK Japs really think they invented everything

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Superman. Astro Boy is only as strong as his atomic heart but Superman can shoot little versions of himself out of his fingertips.

        >recent
        Say the homo

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the war was 20 years ago gramps let it go

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stardust the Super Wizard, but I love Atom and the Pluto arc where he powers up is insane, but Statdust still beats him without blinking

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I love Atom and the Pluto arc
        That arc was never dubbed, though

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be one of the most successful directors for Looney Tunes
    >shorts directed by him slowly become more and more pretentious, resulting in shit like Now Hear This
    >moonlight the screenplay to Gay Purr-ee with him wife to a rival studio, violating your service contract
    >Warner Bros finds out, give him the boot
    >Gay Purr-ee bombs anyway
    JUST

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    eastern animation is so much better

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    These new tom and jerry cartoons are so bad, who the frick let Chuck Jones do them? I want to hope they get better but I'm not sure

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tom and Jerry was always bad. Nothing changed. Watch better cartoons.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Modern Popeye is so dull now, why was he funnier in black & white? Damn greedy executives taking away the edge of our cartoons!

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pick up Marxel comic
    >typical five million words per page "hello fellow kids" writing
    DCpatriots stay winning

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      their new x-men book is a total doom patrol knock off

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you homosexuals reading comics and cartoons? You’re adults, act like it. God I hope you dumb Black folk get drafted into nam

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He thinks the war's gonna end by the time he's out of high school
      This quagmire's gonna last into the early 70s at least. Enjoy Saigon, Jimmy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was horribly beaten and molested so I am stuck as a child forever. I work at a gas station by myself and I live in a small 4 bedroom house by myself and I dedicate 3 of the rooms to Huckleberry Hound.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pics of the Huck hound rooms

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        But enough about John K

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who?

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if...I pitched a story about The Joker tormenting Commissioner Gordon and crippling Gordon's daughter to drive him as insane as himself!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hmm... it has potential.

      Any ideas for a title?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm think "The Punchline."

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That could work.
          Does the Joker cripple Barbara Gordon by punching her?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's an idea, but what if we go darker? What if we really push the envelope? Maybe he shoots her?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ooh, yes!
              Maybe he could be dressed like he's going on vacation when he does it.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sick of all this Black folk rioting. Superboy is based.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyway who got fred/shaggy lewds?

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else suspicious of that Velma chick?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be silly, what could be suspicious about her?

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    a bunch of animation enthusiasts put on a night of independent animation at my local corec and it was like 80% crude furry porn on 8mm
    is this really the best the underground can do

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What in frick is furry porn?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he means those girls with the big bushes and unshaved bodies. I'm not one to judge, it's free love man, but that ain't my thing.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adam West's show has harmed the show, they keep adding elements from that thing onto the comics.
    They even revived fricking Alfred just became of the normalgays who watch the fricking show! Batman's fricking dead.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could've been Robin if I wanted to, I just didn't want to...

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it really sucks that whiz comics had to stop making captain marvel comics cause of that dc lawsuit

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am i a queer if i want to have my way with this mutt

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very queer, consider the asylum. Your kind have a gay old time there.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he wont be gay, he'll be hung

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          shh, don't tell him

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the average Cinemaphile user care about anything before the 90s?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, seeing at the 90's haven't happened yet.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You think spider man is gonna fade into obscurity?

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Our thoughts?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The best thing H-B have done.

      You think spider man is gonna fade into obscurity?

      Nah, that's just cope. They'd need to do something completely moronic like killing Gwen Stacy for that to happen.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like John Romita was a good choice to take over after Ditko left Spider-Man.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Brutus
    Literally who?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My cousin told me that's what they call Bluto in Mexico.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick are we communicating if it's the 1960's? the internet didn't exist, what we gonna shitpost over telegram?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We all somehow hacked into the Department of Defense's ARPANET.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're on an amateur local radio frequency to discuss our hobby, Over.
      Please move your dial a few hertz, I hear noise, over.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got stuck on a Russian numbers station.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you just have to stop being a queer. STOP
      Now get back to living in the 60s. STOP

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >using full stops in a telegram
        those don't exist STOP

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have heard rumors about this invention that turns your tv and remote into an interactive machine, has anyone seen this in action? and if so what would happen if it were to be used in comic books?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't count on it, interactive television machines are a meme and won't ever be cheap enough for the average nuclear family to buy much less mass produce.

      next you'll be telling us they'll get a man on the moon in nine years.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bugs Bunny killed John F. Kennedy

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The technology of this cartoon is so boss. The mouth movements are realistic

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are clearly Jesting Anonymous.
      That cartoon is the prime example of all bark and no Bite, or in this case, all show and no movement, i will say that the stories were definitely something i would prefer hearing over radio than on the television with still images, but i saw some kids watching it, i suppose it could be a good entryway into proper radio shows.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I lived in the 1940s again

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HURR I WISH EUROPOORS AND JAPS WERE STILL TRYING TO DESTROY AMERICA
      Fricking 40s kids I swear to god

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    gayglepuss

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where? I want to frick him before GRIDS gets invented by the CIA

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chuck Jones' Daffy is just an easier to understand Donald Duck.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pity Westerners who still can't experience the true KINO. Maybe one day your capitalist overlords will let you have a crumb of real greatness

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >makes 1 good film by trying to emulate snow white and pinocchio
      >declines straight after anyway

      it's over bros...

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