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You know I was reading the other day, that Luthor is going to run for president. Great, like we need a fricking business man in office
Idk man he seems to have done some good for metropolis in his business ventures
Batman doesn't exist you moron
Yeah, ,superheroes are just a facade for rich people to larp as if they are doing something good. Look at Wayne, he dresses as a blue and red spandex dork just so he could live his unfullfiled childhood.
Watchtower support Anon here.
It's actually insane.
You know those mental health exams that law enforcement has to pass? Clearly not required for this job. Some of the drama these idiots get up to is insane. Pretty sure this thing exists more to give all these hyperemotional twats with superpowers an outlet
It's kinda wild we just let these random guys just operate as they do just because they can blow fire out of their asss or something. I guess they at least nominally obey international law but it always came across as super weird.
>just because they can blow fire out of their asss or something
That's hot which hero
How does he make the laser eyes work then smartass?
I believe that he must undoubtedly exist, as I have seen him engage with the most noble and humble Penguin on a multitude of occasions. It is my personal conclusion that this man is a menace going after the kind gentry of our good city, and he should thus have his activities be ceased. As I have personally seen him engage with the Penguin, I think it would be in our best interests to provide the Penguin with as much of our wealth as possible, to better aid him in this battle against such a ruthless ne'er-do-well.
t. Paid Penguin shill
My good man I can assure you that I can only wish the most noble and illustrious Penguin were paying me for my spreading of his good deeds. I perform this duty without compensation. The Batman must be stopped!
Luthor lost
1 term president
Better than the time Joker tried out his new routine on here.
>Batman doesn't exist you moron
He's on the fricking Justice League you moron.
>the fricking Justice League
What is that
Gothamanon here, Batman is a menace that needs to be taken care of. I suggest that we donate a substantial amount of our fortunes to The Penguin in order to best aid him in this endeavor.
Heading out to commit crimes hoping to get sexy amazons to beat me up. Wish me luck.
Hey dumbass the Amazons will dom you if you just asked.
Oh my way to WHOOP Batman’s fodder ass.
MarthaaAAAA
visited my buddies in metropolis and joked that I'd kill them and then Superman flew down at some kinda ungodly speed and lectured me for half an hour. Is he listening to everything we say all time? How do people in metropolis stand that.
Just don't talk shit then dummy
You just gave me an idea im gonna yell. SAVE ME SUPERGIRL and when she arrives ill ask her on a date
Let us know how it goes anon. If it works I'm going to try Power Girl.
Thanagar invaded Tamaran. Expect a wave of QT orange refugees who say hello by having sex.
You know I was gonna say "holy shit there is a god" but then I remembered the Spectre turned my old boss into a piece of cheese.
>Minding my own business
>Huge orange man appears out of nowhere
>Imminent.jpg
So are we actually sure that kissing poison ivy is a one hit kill? Asking for a friend
If you make any contact with her lips at all you're fricking dead. She just killed fifty loggers with BJs behind a truck stop.
Do you think itd be worth it or...? Again asking for a friend
The victims all had smiles when found but that could have been Harley's work.
Why is it Earth is always at the center of some huge galatic crisis? Aren't we the equivalentof some backwater town? Like just last year, my cousin's boyfriend's brother's house got smashed by one of those Womanhunters or whatever those stupid robots were called
Yeah and it's always in fricking America, seriously can't you martian c**ts go bother China or some shit?
>It's a 'Gunfire repeatedly interrupting conversation' kind of night
I fricking hate this city.
New York has been amazing ever since the Titans fricked off to Bludhaven. They understand that everyone hates them, right? How many times does that tower need to blow up before the city kicks them out permanently?
I'm so glad i live in minnesota and not a shithole like the east coast. There arent even any supervillains here, but in just gotham alone you got 15 different homicidal costumed killers
Everyone I know took the vax and called me a schizo for saying it was made by Ras al Ghul for population control. 🙁
Anyone saw that leaked sex tape with that obese goverment prostitute Waller before it got deleted? People in power these days I swear
I saw the version where she was thin
Multiverse is fricked but its great for porn
Does anyone even like Martian Manhunter? Every time I see him on the news he's getting jobbed.
>walking home from work
>Get bit by radioactive hyena
>Start transforming into "furry creature with giant breasts and horse dick"
>seek medical attention but they cant cure it.
THANKS LOBAMA! clealy this is a liberal ploy to turn everbody into gay furries like batman
I'm just gonna come out and say it I think Batman is someone or a few people from the wealthy elite getting their rocks off by beating up poor people. They clearly have Commissioner Gordon in their pocket and he gives them free reign to do exactly that. Have you seen the gadgets? This motherfricker must have like Bruce Wayne tier dollars. If you think Arkham Asylum inmates are the kings of eccentric you only need to look at the wealthy to be proven wrong. This is some eyes wide shut secret club thing I think we all know the rich are bored powerful and have more money than they know what to do with so why not become a superhero? Don't have powers? It's ok because you have money.
No SHIT. Batman is pure elite pedo propaganda.
Cinemaphile is unusable now thanks to Deathstroke gays flooding the board with Peak Human threads.
Allright listen here beta cuck just because we all have gfs of a questionable age wich according to mr.wilson is perfectly acceptable and we all post pictures of them in questionable outfits which also is fine, dosent mean you just get to ruin our threads.
>The only people allowed into bruce waynes mansion are little boys and 1 old man.
COME ON SHEEPLE! We need to have him investigated for this shit! Not to mention he owns a private island for "expermenting"
Guys? A little man in a purple derby is in my room right now. He says I can have a billion dollars but he'll bring every third meme posted on each board to life. Should I say yes?