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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another man having sex with woman episode
    pozzed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Judean influence, as always.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't even remember the last time I witnessed good old fashioned boy fricking

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Our trans empress is so cute bros

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      words fall from mouth like shit from ass

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ancient Rome. Not 2023 United States.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >xir corpse appears down the Tiber

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    And what of good Solonius?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    that weird slanty-eyed roman is building more baths I hear.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    CARTHAGE DID NOTHING WRONG

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kys moloch worshipper, Carthage did everything wrong.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this thing on?
      *taps mic*
      Ahem…
      CARTHAGO DELENDA EST

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a woman of Rome with an Ostrogoth today. They were interlocking arms. The Western Empire has fallen.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rome DID fall because it was flooded with barbarians, you fricking idiot lol

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chud is always right.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Idk rome still exists and so does italy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Roman Empire == the city of Rome, Italy

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Italians are romans

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chvd the Virginal

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Janturius expelled me for thrice days in the pigpens for chicanery.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should've been more civilized. This isn't a place for barbarism.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Janturius expelled me for thrice days in the pigpens for chicanery.

        Empirewide Rule #3: Mockery of israelites and Moors should be kept to an acceptable minimum outside of Forvm Romanvm

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Empirewide Rule #4: Thou shalt not take the Lord’s name in vain.
          Roman Cinemaphile is still more based than current year Cinemaphile.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is civilization silencing a Roman for speaking out against the fall of his country? I say Janturius and his proclaimed discord raiders are no more than men twisted by Pandora herself. Had the bread and circus not praised Roman decline offtopic shitposts would hencewith be beneath thine morality.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone should invent movies so i can hate them

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    just got a new haircut lads what do you think?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >flat top in ancient rome

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plebeian as frick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      OOOOO

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't wait to see maximus buck break the new nubian gladiator at the colosseum this thursday

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don’t call him Maximus AuRAILius for nothing. Make way for the Roman Express.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    unga bunga me bunga

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What venom did you just spew at me, you insignificant plebeian? Let it be known that I graduated top of my cohort in the Praetorian Guard, I've been involved in numerous clandestine operations against the Parthians, and I have over 300 confirmed kills in the Colosseum. I am extensively trained in Roman combat and I am the top gladiator in the entire Roman Empire. You are naught to me but another opponent. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has been unseen since the founding of this great city, mark my words. Do you think you can just hurl insults at me over this letter? Think again, miscreant. As we converse, I am contacting my secret network of spies across Rome and your villa is being traced right now, so prepare for a storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pitiful little thing you call your life. You're about to meet Pluto, boy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my gladius. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Roman legions and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable existence off the face of the continent. If only you had known the unholy retribution your little "clever" quip was about to bring down upon you, perhaps you would have held your tongue. But you could not, you did not, and now you're paying the price, you godforsaken fool. I will unleash fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're on a one-way voyage to the Underworld, boy.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie sucks. I know the real Prometheus and he isn’t bald… awful casting.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i mourn the loss of great roman playwrights for now theatre has degenerated to farcical slop of the plebian masses. good solonius has informed be that the insidious force behind this is none other than the hebrews and their god!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >slop
      gentilegarum*

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile is so filtered by Plautus is actually funny

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how many patreon's dick that this Galois twink suck to be in so many show

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uhh no, I'm not Christian, that would be crazy, I workship the gods of our ancestors and the Roman pantheon, prraise Jove, the Thunderer!

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    MADE FOR BIG GOTH wiener

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rome is the shitposters. Conjure bait for them and they'll be distracted. Give them a 3 day ban and still they'll roar.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think that the Nubian gladiators I bought from Buckus Breakus are a bit peculiar.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buy from Bvcktvrivs next time. I’ve never had to rebreak any bucks I’ve bought from him myself.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zestful aren't they

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to the colisevm to see the fight
    >Gavlderic the German against Tariqvm from Thebes
    >Within the first 10 seconds, Tariqvm stumbles over his net and begs Gavlderic not to "bvckbreak" him
    >I heard later that this has been happening for the last 3 fights involving Tariqvm
    >Downright pecvliar, that moor. Downright pecvliar

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >moor in ancient rome

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one wants to see women and goths in the gladiator games, why can't they understand it? Tired of the forced lions eating Christians plotlines they're shoving into every event too. Can't wait to see the colosseum go bankrupt.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tired of the forced lions eating Christians plotlines they're shoving into every event too
      Kek

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >esto me
    >centvrion leading assault upon the walls of carthage
    >suddenly from the sky a great eagle of iron is summoned forth, spitting fire upon many of my legionaires
    >before we can even strike at the beast it falls to the ground and bursts in a great inferno, as if it were icarus himself!
    trvthfully, i have found myself within a vile land of demon gods

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fictvs et homosexvales

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how israelitesney still had some innocent men get gunned down by the bad guys anyway even though they were gonna die in 2 seconds.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this from the new Indiana Jones movie?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, it’s from the Siege of Syracuse. Who the hell is Indianapolis Jones?

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    MY wiener RAGES ON

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Romulus come quickly! i have taketh a scat in the cisalpine gaelic aqueduct! we must follow it and witness it fall upon a bathhouse patrons head!

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is the biggest homosexual in the whole empire. Do you know what he did?

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    *PRVVVVVVVVVVVVVVT*

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    LXIX

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I will disrespect your laws
    >I will butcher your language
    >I will take your women
    >I will piss on your streets
    Get fricked, kid frickers

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the wine Erastes Fulmen refers to at the end of s01?
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falernian_wine

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