ITT: Worst movies you've every seen.
>not "so bad its good", just fricking bad irredeemable movies.
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ITT: Worst movies you've every seen. >not "so bad its good", just fricking bad irredeemable movies.
Renfield - 65M budget, Cage nailing Dracula. Everything else total fricking shit.
The Dead Don't Die
I was in awe at how bad it was, equally in awe that the director wasn't j*wish
>*
Yes, rabbi, you get a *
What?
a gold star
>equally in awe that the director wasn't j*wish
>Jarmusch
>variation of Yarmoush, a israeli name
>dude looks like the kikiest of israelites
Anon...
All of Jim Jarmusch’s movies are parodies played completely straight
pitch black. it was complete dogshit through and through, i didn't enjoy anything about this movie except for maybe 2 or 3 laughable shots
Hobbit trilogy
Same for me. Genuinely dogshit movies; a shame since the book is really the only enjoyable and tolerable part I can take from f*ntasy.
This for me too. I'm not usually bothered by bad movies, but when they frick up a story I'm invested in I get frickin pissed
Only saw the first one, had zero interest in continuing. From the scraps I've seen on Cinemaphile, I made the right choice.
I'd prefer to be waterboarded than watch this again
Lost respect for so many friends opinions because of this movie. Multiple people hyped it up to me and I just couldn’t believe how amateur and corny it was.
It's fricking amazing idiot.
Couldn't accuse that movie of being amazing.
that was my first instance of image related. then the high school musical episode of south park happened.
Dafoe's good in it though.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0373786/?ref_=tt_mv_close
Worst movie I ever saw was a Twilight movie called Taintlight. Opening scene is a guy in a shitty hillbilly costume pretending to shit in the woods and making Taco Bell jokes. It's the best scene in the movie.
V/H/S/2
Shit didn't mean to sage lmao
QRD on what's so israeli about it? Never seen it
>V/H/S/2
Both the Ride in the Park (the zombie cyclist) and the Indonesian one were pretty good. Other segments were meh, but those two easily made up for it. Also, I think Slumber Party Alien Abduction got a feature-length sequel or remake, which is fricking hilarious regardless of the quality of the product
No, the entire movie is absolutely insufferable and gay. I've seen tons of horror films, but somehow that has to be one of the worst I've seen. I don't even want to imagine how bad the later V/H/S movies are
They are all short films made by different people, you'll have to skip the shit ones and the in between bits.
>just fricking bad irredeemable movies.
That would be any of the VHS era stuff. Dunno, Invasion U.S.A. is first that comes to mind. Not the worst thing ever, but rather like a hallmark of the "genre"
>Invasion USA
It was right about everything except the guy leading the invaders wasn't israeli
Richard Lynch. He was that go to villain actor for such films. Didn't want be killed with a M72 LAW by Chuck.
Based Irish guy who caught on fire and made a career out of it.
You guys really need to watch more movies
Gimme your worst, we're all curious now
Not even that guy but literally any movie in MST 3K is 30x worse than most of the movies posted so far.
Mitchell is unironically a good film and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
being bad is better than being mediocre. at least you can make fun off bad. you can't make fun of mediocrity, its just a hard slow slog that you can't find a single way to make entertaining.
I still watch 'Manos: The Hands of Fate' every few years. Good times
El Conde
Some real dogwater movies are so bad your brain rejects them. I've seen so many pieces of shit but I'm scrambling to remember any of them clearly, the neurons of my brain didn't bother writing anything down. Everything posted ITT is "memorable" bad. You want a real POS? Boo (2005) I had to look on Google for a couple minutes to remember what this fricking movie was even called... It only made an impression because a couple scenes had good effects. Otherwise, pure shit.
dont be fooled by the cover. this film is neither funny or scary, just obnoxious
> Nice breasts b***h
Blair Witch 2
Gummo
The Howling III: Marsupials
>Getting filtered by Gumo
This is probably the worst movie I've watched for which I had higher than zero expectations. The first movie was great, the second was good, the others were shite.
I watched attack of the clones in the theater opening week. The entire theater was dead silent. I went to the bathroom during obiwan’s “investigation.” There i weighed the pros and cons of shattering the mirror and slicing my wrists with a shard or going back in. Thus it would be decades before I knew I missed the 1950s diner scene. I got back just as obiwan landed on the clone soldier planet. I asked my mother if I had missed anything. She looked at me, looked at the screen, then back at me, and just said “no.”
Road House remake
Ghostbusters the woman movie
Fool's Paradise was a fricking miserable experience, and this is coming from a fan of Charlie Day. I felt absolutely nothing for 90 minutes. I'd have experienced more emotions if I stared at a brick wall for two hours.
Absolute unbridled reddit garbage
good movie
I went in giving this the benefit of the doubt, assuming it had been unfairly maligned based on expectations that were too high after sin city.
I think I lasted 20 minutes, this is a film that is legitimately painful to watch.
D is for Dogfight was neat and the deadly jack off competition was at least interesting.
Worst movie I've ever seen. Not even close.
I thought this movie had an interesting premise but gave up in less than 30 minutes.
Oh of course the sheriff's are all bigoted chums and our heroes are LGBT virtuous characters. Yuck.
Woody looks really frickable on this cover, I wish I was gay but alas...
The Lone Ranger (2013)
Halloween Kills (2021)
You Don't Mess With the Zohan (2008)
The Haunting in Connecticut (2009)
I'm sure there are plenty more that I've wiped from my memory.
>You Don't Mess With the Zohan
holy filtered
Undead, think it was 2001, movie was baffling and awful
>no it's zombies
>no wait it's a giant wall
>no wait it's aliens
>no wait it's everyone floating in the sky
>no wait it's aliens making dick jokes
Movie was dogshit and thinking about it again pisses me off
Silent Hill: Revelations. Somehow, Short Message and that pay-to-win thing managed to be worse though.
Silent Hill revelations was pretty funny in how bad it was tho
Natural Born Killers
come upstairs and let me see how clean you are
Zoolander 2. They couldn’t even parody Versaces sister properly and that practically writes itself.
gotta go with this, it's totally incompetent in every aspect
>SWAT 2 (the one with Grabriel Macht)
>Killing Osama bin Laden (looks like Zero Dark Thirty but some shitty knockoff from History Channel played by the guy from Hell on Wheels)
>the new AI slop on israeliteflix with Millie Bobbie Brown where she's a princess fighting a dragon
>Some movie with Nicholas Cage where he's helping a kid get a job as a tree remover I literally forgot the name of the movie
This movie utterly fails on every level. The plot is mundane, and fails to engage the viewer based on the events unfolding, it's not funny, and the drama falls utterly flat on its face due to the horrible acting. The music sucked, and the cinematography was horribly tryhard. Easily the worst film I've ever seen. Close second would be Citrus (saw both in the same class) but it had some semblance of stakes, despite the insufferable troony propaganda. This film felt like someone gave a budget to someone who had never seen a film before, and made one based on what they were told movies were supposed to be like. For that reason I consider it worse, since it didn't feel like it was even trying to be a real film.
all james gunn movies especially TSS
hard to decide so I'll just say everything past 2012. All recent movies just feels like liberal film student tier project movies
>Everything past 2012
This.
Also, this is true for all other media too. Any book or game made after 2012 is also slop.
I guess BvS, if you account for the budget
Also this
One of the few films I've ever turned off after starting to watch. Just the one I quit the quickest.
There's lots of low budget crap that I've seen that were terrible. I think The Rise of Skywalker is probably the worst big budget corporate movie I've seen.