ITT: Worthless and useless superpowers.
you can also make up powers with conditions.
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ITT: Worthless and useless superpowers. you can also make up powers with conditions.
ITT: Worthless and useless superpowers.
you can also make up powers with conditions.
It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
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Let me guess, ITT we also talk about superheroes with shitty abilities again.
WHIP EM OUT!
no, just powers. also said you can make your own conditions for a power.
EX: You can fly but can onlyfly two yards.
boo
The ability to control a very specific type of alloy that is quite uncommon in every day life.
The ability to slow down time by 0.00000000000000001% of a percent
Technically you're bending spacetime, but to such a small degree that it serves you no good and everyone else thinks you're just moving veeeeery slightly faster, if they can even notice it at all
Flight without any kind of resistance to the effects of wind, including a lack of access to goggles (say, you have a big horn between your eyes or something as part of your mutation) so you just have to fly slowly
Flight but no faster than you can walk
Flight but it wears you out twice as fast as running
prehensile hair that is no stronger than normal hair and runs the very real risk of ripping out of your scalp if you tried to grab someone with it
the ability to communicate only bad news to fish
emotion-reading but you also have severe autism so you don't know what the emotions mean
any power fueled by gold or some other extremely expensive substance
perfect memory of things that didn't happen
the ability to remove all the beta carotene from someone's body
intangibility that only affects things like motion sensors, but you are still visible and audible.
The ability to grow sharp spines out of your krelbows and the popliteals of your knees.
immunity to loud noises (and poor normal hearing)
buttcheeks swapped with collarbones
how much gold?
at least a sandwich baggy with like an inch of gold pellets at the bottom
which, last i checked, costs 20,000 dollars.
>Flight without any kind of resistance to the effects of wind, including a lack of access to goggles (say, you have a big horn between your eyes or something as part of your mutation) so you just have to fly slowly
>Flight but no faster than you can walk
Flight but it wears you out twice as fast as running
Dont look like a big problem, for a casual life.
>prehensile hair that is no stronger than normal hair and runs the very real risk of ripping out of your scalp if you tried to grab someone with it
just use your hair to invade their holes
>emotion-reading but you also have severe autism so you don't know what the emotions mean
i already autistic
>any power fueled by gold or some other extremely expensive substance
depending on power maybe it worth
>the ability to remove all the beta carotene from someone's body
with out beta carotene you just can blind people
>intangibility that only affects things like motion sensors, but you are still visible and audible.
most of defense sistem are made by motion sensor
>perfect memory of things that didn't happen
This looks like a job for Pop Culture Trivia Man!
You have time travel powers, but it takes a year off your lifespan.
Hypnosis inducing eyes! Because everyone will hate you and want to lock you in jail for existing
mind control that only works on sea urchins
power to make yourself blind at will
telekinesis that only works when you're asleep
power to make your penis smaller but not bigger
power to cum acid (no resistance to acid)
First two sound kinda neat.
The Guesser
A villain who has the amazing power or having a 50% of being right or wrong at anything.
so anyone on a gameshow?
NO! He is an original character! He even has a cool costume! It's got purple and green motifs with questions marks all over it! He is black too and maybe trans(?) Just gotta go down on him and take a wild guess
I'm reminded of the DC/Doom Patrol villain, Quiz. She has every power you've never thought of. So say for example she shoots lightning from her hands, you just shout out the superpower and she loses that power for a undetermined period of time, likely when the person forgets she can use it.
Why is there a ripcord sticking out of her mask?
Night vision, but only when it's daytime
we'll call him CAVEMAN and have him fight molepeople by day, and invent fire by night.
>Worthless and useless superpowers.
Complete control over your own dreams, basically always lucid dream and remember everything you dreamed
No time dilatation bullshit and no perfect simulation to have partial omniscience
But besides that anything is posible, you can fly in your dreams or have adventures, or just fantasy orgy night every night, its neat to have but without many practical applications, i guess you can use it to revise something you already studied for your finals but besides that its pretty useless
Telekinesis but it's only as strong as your ordinary lifting strength at maximum and gets exponentially weaker as you get further away from your body.
The power to piss anybody off to murderous rage whenever present or in their thoughts.
Survivor? A lot of the stands in Stone Ocean feel like great lakes/section 8 stuff. I wonder if Araki was reading any of that in the 90s.
nice crop
Your teeth fall out but only when you're happy.
frankly, if I were a villain and some smiling moron chucked a fistful of his own teeth at me, i'd drop my bullshit real quick
Why do people start listing things like "Your farts are poisonous and you're not immune to the poison" as super-powers? If anything it sounds like super-diseases, like here
That's not a super-power that's just a Health Condition
I wonder how many copies of that action figure they had to buy for those skits... or was it only done once?
I like "Useful powers that you probably can't fight crime with"
Transmute your bodily fluids into any liquid that's liquid at the ambient temperature. Useful if you can stay hydrated.
Weather prediction in the exact spot you're standing in. Can be a decent weatherman at least.
Different superpower every day of the year. As long as you keep track you might fight crime as long as it's not something weird like "Make milk spoil quickly"
>Stopping time, but it effects you too.
It's still a bit usefull if you're still conscious, but how much does that really do?
The ability to breath oxigen.
I'm talking about PURE oxigen. Basically it's so uselessly situational you might as well not have power at all