ITT: write a shitty Hulu episode of Futurama
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Hulu did it already.
Bender get ipad
Zoidberg creampies his own butthole
>Bender get ipad
That was already a comedy central episode wasn't it?
Yes
>Zoidberg creampies his own butthole
then some "artist" sees him and puts him in to an art gallery then...
Fry rediscovers Greek fire, uses it to make toasted garlic bread.
A spinoff series with Zoidberg as the main star
MY NAME IS JOHN ZOIDBERG
AND I AM PROUD TO BE
RIGHT BACK AT DECAPOD 10
WITH MY NEW CRAB FAMILY
THERES OLD FROENDS
AND NEW FRIENDS
AND EVEN A CHAIR
THERES GOO TIMES
MOSTLY BAD TIMES
ITS MEDIOCRITY WE SHARE!
What's the worst way they could retcon his species dying after they mate to give him a family?
They just never bring it up.
Or they can use the end of the comedy central run to say it's not 1:1 same universe since everything shifted to the left or right I forget which.
they could just put him with banished or missfortunated members of his specie who were unable to attend the ritual
The dying after mating thing was a lie they told Zoidberg cuz no one wanted to frick him but he's so pitiable, no one wanted to hurt his feelings, either.
AND SO I FOUND A PLACE
WHERE I'M STILL A LOSER
MY DEPRESSED LOBSTER FACE
THIS IS THE ZOIDBERG SHOW
HAHAHAHA *[proceeds to cry]*
MY NAME IS CHRISTIAN C.
AND I AM PROUD TO BE
PLAYIN' MY PS3
WITH MY VIRGINITY
THERE ARE GOOD TROLLS AND BAD TROLLS
AND GOD AND THE BEAR
SONICHU, ROSECHU
AND MY SENIOR YEAR
AND THEN I FOUND A PLACE
WHERE THERE ARE NO HO-MOS
MY HAPPY MANCHILD FACE
THIS IS THE CHRIS CHAN SHOW
HAHAHAHA *[sigh]* ...yeah
I would unironically watch The Zoidberg Show
You know, me too now that I think about it
Zoidberg Show episode 1 - Zoidberg get ipad
>Zoidberg unboxes the iPad
>When he tries to hold it with his claws, he snaps it in half
>He starts crying
I'd watched that, on my ipad
>NEW CRAB FAMILY
he adopted some crabs from NY's beach or what? after all only the banished and isolated decapodians survived the matting day
I could see a Zoidberg series work as some sort of talk show similar to that of Space Ghost
A full 22-minute episode of Amy Wong jerking off
A full 22-minute episode of Turanga Leela jerking off
Fry get ipad
Bender trades cigars for vaping but his vape pen is a robot with a gen z personality and it takes over his mind and makes him speak and act like a modern teenager.
In their quest to find a cure for him the rest of the gang run through three dozen cameos from the four seasons for no reason.
*first four seasons
So like the brain episode about the books but instead of classic american books its futurama episodes?
I actually forgot about the brain episode that's pretty funny. The cameos part was just shitting on the covid episode, the only hulu ep I've seen, and it's staying that way.
It only made me think about the brain episode because at the end
>no good reason
Was part of a punchline.
i can see it. it's beautiful.
no, stupider unfortunately. somehow.
You mean another one?
Bender becomes an artist, but his drawings suck
His art consists of a series of 0s and 1s on a blank canvas. So instead of water it's just the code for water like [0110001] so on and so forth sparking if A.I art is valid.
Leela post feet pics on OnlyFans
Bender eats owl. Everyone is disgusted. The entire episode is just that.
Who cares, they ate dolphin before.
But it's a really rotten owl, and Bender's been chewing on it real slowly.
Crew travels to the planet nippo for a delivery
As soon as they enter the atmosphere everything becomes anime including the ship
Plenty of sailor moon a d dragon ball references
They already did that. Multiple times.
The professor makes another universe in a box but he puts it in a small Hello Kitty Box so everything in that universe is like one-eighth the size of our universe. Besides that, it is exactly the same. When the crew visits the universe they are giants. They accidentally kill a lot of people but don't really care.
Later the professor notices that in their native dimension, some sort of tear is happening in the space-time continuum or something. And the only way to save their native universe is to kill people in the small universe either that or ask Warmstrom to use his invention to save the day, but the professor's ego will not allow this.
The crew goes around and kills everyone in the small universe without a care in the world.
In the B plot Binder falls in love with Hermie's calculator.
Fry accidentally discovers a wormhole between his apartment and the ship and starts slacking off during work
Leela gets cancelled because something something token mutant
Zoidberg starts a business selling cans that he's already licked the rotten garbage out of, gets bought out by a private recycling company, becomes extremely wealthy and loses it all through stupidly extravagant spending habits
Farnsworth is used to set up more unfunny jokes
After a failed delivery at an abandoned jungle planet, Leela forgets where she parked the ship while Fry and Bender take off back to Planet Express on Earth.
Leela encounters dinosaurs and apes and the whole episode is a parody of the classic Tomb Raider games from the 90s and 2000s (no, we don't talk about the survival trilogy 2010s onward) as Leela is seen as a Lara Croft character.
Amy Wong becomes Leela's temporary replacement for, well pretty much everything, like piloting the ship and even marrying Fry, in which he approves anyway.
Once Leela arrives back, she gets cucked more than Fry and cries. There's some sappy apology afterwards and then the episode ends
I'd watch it.
Futurama
“Scruffy’s Big Movie”
Written by Futurama Anon
Created by:
Matt Groening
David X. Cohen
Fade in:
Act I:
ESTABLISHING SHOT of Planet Express.
Int. Boiler Room - Day.
Scruffy is ignoring some loud blasts and alien fights from the main hangar of Planet Express
SCRUFFY
Yep.
Act II:
Int. Boiler Room - Night.
Scruffy is still enjoying some leisure time lazing in a chair whilst some much more interesting things are happening in the hangar bay. Leela calls from the doorway.
LEELA
Scruffy, help! Our company took a big hit once boxes went out of fashion, we need your help.
SCRUFFY
Can’t, busy.
Scruffy lounges in his chair.
Act III:
Int. Boiler Room - Night.
Scruffy is still enjoying his leisure time ignoring the others. He hears a ceremony above the boiler room like a thrilling climax to a sequence. He raises his head from above his mags.
SCRUFFY
(suspicious) Scruffy’s starting to suspect that there’s something going on around here.
Act IV:
Ext. Park bench - Dusk.
It seems all the complications regarding the geometric standards of delivery have all been finalised and reverted to its normal stage, saving Planet Express’s business.
Scruffy is still enjoying his usual routine but now outside. He continues reading a copy of a Wash Bucket expose.
SCRUFFY
My job here is done, yep.
Act V:
Int. Boiler Room - Night.
Scruffy is still in the usual location.
SCRUFFY
Yep.
Epilogue:
Leela says hello once again after the story has come to a close.
LEELA
And good work, Scruffy. I’m not really sure what you did, but I’m sure you helped as well.
SCRUFFY
That’s how I earn my paycheck, mm-hmm.
End Scene.
I'd watch it.
It's just a jab at corporate homosexuals not in touch with reality, personally I dont give a shit what device you use it's all compromised, yes even gentoo.
Are ipads really that annoying? I was never apple gay.
I don't remember specific episodes or series but every once in a while there's a wild episode of a show sucking off Apple products, i guess Apple pays them to make them as publicity, some times its indirect shit like "Not-Apple" products being shown off like instead of an Apple logo there's a Pear or whatever
Basically, everyone has done it, so it got annoying
"Jerry get ipad" is an ancient meme that you should not need explained to you
Leela pisses off Fry to the extreme that he breaks up with her. Now it's up to Leela to win Fry back.
Bender impregnate Ipad
Hawk Moth tries to take Leelabug and Fry Noir's Miraculous.
Fry makes a Tik-Tok video.
A potential Futurama/American Dad crossover
>Bender meet Roger
>They get ipad
>They smoke weed
>Fry and Steve tag along
>Invader Zim and Rick Sanchez make cameo
>All of them smoke weed
>*Futurama intro ends*
>*scene cuts to the Planet Express crew watching TV*
>*ding dong*
>Leela: I wonder who that could be at this time of day.
>Fry opens the door
>Roger: Who ate all the pecan sandies?
>Fry: Holy fr*cken crap, Leela! Check who it is!
>Leela: Is that... Oh my god, Roger Smith from American Dad!
>Amy: Holy shit, Roger? I thought you were enlisted in the military and got shipped off to Iraq!
>scene where Roger's persona Ricky Spanish is gunning down Islamic terrorists while a female "Ricky Spanish" voiceover appears in the background
>Roger: Hehehe, yep, but I'm back, and it's swell to say Good Morning USA!
>everyone but Zoidberg laughs
>Hermes: It’s great to have you back, Roger!
>Zoidberg: Whatever! It was great to finally have some peace and quiet from those stupid puns...
>Roger as Ricky Spanish cuts off Zoidberg in slow-mo while a "Ricky Spanish" whispers happens in the background again
>Farmsworth: Now THAT'S good news, everyone!
>Bender: Personally I prefer Rick & Morty, but Hulu can’t negotiate for shit! ...and they can bite my shiny metal ass!
>Leela, Amy, Zoidberg, Bender and Scruffy open up their OnlyFans respectively
Another anthology episode. This time, it's a sequel to Reincarnation
>The first segment is that of a 50s limited animated short in the style of UPA, Hanna-Barbera or Jay Ward
>The second segment is a parody of the DC animated shows from the 90s and the 2000s that ape the Bruce Timm art style
>The third segment is computer animated in a style of a modern day Pixar, DreamWorks, Sony or Illumination movie
Bender travels back in time to old New York but everyone is a furry. Also, he falls in love with a dog.
>A mysterious time vortex infiltrates New New York
>In a stupid decision, Fry gets sucked into it
>Leela and Bender both cry, but they realized that Fry became an evil saiyan lord known as UltraFry who will soon fuse with JoeStan and HyperKahn
>UltraFry teleports to the 21st century to destroy Springfield, Quahog, Langley Falls and Arlen
>In the same massive vortex hole, Homer Simpson from the Springfield universe alerts Planet Express and the entire Planet Earth about the UltraFry apocalypse
>Bender joins in to defeat the menace and Homer, as well as Peter Griffin, Roger Smith, Hank Hill, Bob Belcher, Sterling Archer and Korvo train Bender to become a super saiyan to rid of the UltraFry apocalypse
>Tom Anderson, Randy Marsh, Carl Brutananadilewski, Dr. Venture, the Robot Chicken and Rick Sanchez get involved
>Bender then sees Leela also getting super saiyan powers and avenging the Planet Express crew from being attacked by a Super Apu army
>Amy and Kif team up with the holy gods, particularly Hayley and Jeff and Luanne, Lucky and Buckley
>Meanwhile UltraFry is seen destroying Mom's Friendly Robot and The Slurm Factory and also destroying many architects of the different universes such as Mega Lo Mart, The Drunken Clam and Pizza Overlord
>Together, Leela and Bender transform themselves into super saiyans to obliterate UltraFry from existence
>Zoidberg gets his saiyan powers from a Brian/Stewie fusion
>This all leads to an all-out battle
>UltraFry gets obliterated from existence, but plans an attack with JoeStan and HyperKahn
>The episode ends on a cliffhanger with Cleveland Brown and his Stoolbend army teaming up with the characters of Bless the Harts, Duncanville, Housebroken, Koala Man, Little Demon and Praise Petey to destroy HyperKahn, UltraFry and JoeStan in another galaxy
>this all kickstarts the Animation Domination cinematic universe
Halloween comes to New New York, as the Planet Express celebrate Halloween with their office costume party.
Meanwhile, Dwight and Cubert plan a scary prank, but they need help from their dads Hermes and Farnsworth to come up with the scariest prank they could ever come up with.
Also,Fry, Leela, Bender, Zoidberg and Amy go to an escape room closeby. That part of the episode is a parody of The Blair Witch Project as they end up getting lost in the woods after they lost the NNY Escape Room challenge
Elon Musk's head become Nixon's new vice prez, and then promptly usurps Nixon as earth's prez and so the Planetary Express crew have to stop him
I can see this. He'll be a parody called Elon Skunk and be a smelly alien with poorly made inventions
But Futurama has featured real people before, granted either impersonations or the real deal, but they've done it. Obviously, this would be impersonation because "Elon is evul! >:(" or whatever shit the writers would screech, but they'd undoubtedly make it Elon's head. Though I suppose they could make that joke about his name, or have it be his "punishment" where Farnsworth zaps him with a morph gun and the head becomes a skunk
>But Futurama has featured real people before, granted either impersonations or the real deal, but they've done it. Obviously, this would be impersonation because "Elon is evul! >:(" or whatever shit
No, because Elon would obviously never voice himself to get made fun of.
That's why I said it would be an impersonation, it's not like they need permission to parody the man or something
Fry learns about AUD Roger, space pirate king. He left a treasure and Fry convinces the entire crew to go and look for it. It's literally just One Piece but with the Futurama cast. Bender does all the Luffy stuff since he can stretch
Fry and Leela have fight and take break. Fry get AI Chatbot App of Leela. Leela get AI Chatbot App of Fry. No plot resolution, end with Fry and Leela cuddling while playing with their phones. Really say a lot about Society.
Fry and Bender compete each other at a momSports gaming tournament (a video game competitive tourney invented by Mom's Friendly Robot and to tie in her release of her new gaming sole, the Mom Snitch). Pretty much the same episode as either eyePhone or Momazon episodes
Bender becomes a substitute high school teacher for a week.
And the episode borrows heavily from two episodes, the one South Park episode where Cartman becomes a substitute teacher in a ghetto mixed race high school and the one American Dad episode where Roger Smith becomes a substitute teacher at Pearl Bailey for the "At Risk" class
I never liked Futurama, but I was curious about the Hulu episodes and I actually really like the Hulu episodes more than the old ones. They have the best comedy
30 minutes of Zapp Branigan taking a shit.
>entire episode is just about all the characters taking a dump
>Leela and Amy are kind of played off as sexy, while Fry and the guys are comedically overdone like Dumb and Dumber
>final scenes are Farnsworth and Mom shitting
a Futurama episode where Fry encounters vintage Terrytoons cartoons, only for a few characters to come to life by some weird scientific experiment from Farnsworth's AI Generator
Fry get shot with a crispr gun that turns mhim gay and he dates bender.
Shenanigans ensue.
I can't reach that standard if shitty though
A Metroid-themed episode where Leela is more like Samus
bender become ipad
Zapp and Nixon’s head team up with Putin’s head to bomb the Planet YouCrane. The Planet Express crew then stops them from nuking
Bender becomes a human
an entire episode where everyone is trapped inside a space bottle.
it's a bottle episode
Fry becomes gearless Fry in a robot only arm wrestling tournament...
Bender is the promoter... duh...
Attack on Amy
>Amy files for a divorce after she and Kif fight over their respective busy times
>Leela recommends Amy to a couples therapy
>But Zoidberg recommends Amy to a shrink therapy
>Amy stupidly accepts Zoidberg's advice about taking shrink therapy despite his zero knowledge with couples therapy
>Amy grows into a giant and Zoidberg is to blame
>Fry, Bender and Leela think of a way to get Amy back to Kif
>Amy is seen accidentally destroying New New York while parodying Pacific Rim and Attack on Titan
>Kif urges her to come back and Amy shrinks back to her normal size
>Zoidberg then shrinks to a tiny size
>Amy and Kif end up going to couples therapy and the episode ends with them leaving 2 minutes before their session because they knew it was even more of a waste
Into the Bender-Verse
>Farnsworth creates multiple portals to other universes
>Bender has a sneaky idea by going into a universe full of robots and nobody else
>Turns out its an expanded universe full of the same exact models as Bender (this includes Flexo, Gold Bender, Coilette, Mighty Merchandise Bender and Bendy-Doo)
>Bender comes back to the regular universe and brings these Benders along back
>These Benders (as well as Fry, Leela, Zoidberg and Amy) travel to the Planet Lubino 11 where they deliver a Greek gentle giant gabagool a bunch of Italian cuisine looking aliens (in a parody of the Sopranos)
>Upset, the Benders wish they could do more adventures, so they jump into a vortex
>Fry, Leela, Zoidberg and Amy chase these Benders into other dimensions, and the dimensions replicate other animation styles (such as anime, French comix, 80s toyetic series, 8-bit video game, Bruce Timm style, Robot Chicken style, Family Guy/American Dad style, Dr. Seuss style, etc.)
>The whole world crumbles due to the apparent amount of Benders
>Only one Bender survives, and of course it's Bender
>The episode ends with Hermes giving Bender a paycheck for doing more extra work, leaving Fry, Leela, Zoidberg and Amy jealous
Regular Episode
>Dwight and Hubert follow an Andrew Tate knockoff. He's fat or something and called Andy Cake. Fry has an argument will Leela and starts along with them. Learns a lesson. In the B plot Bender joins the Machines Going There Own Way with the intent to grift them.
Anthology Episode
>Parody 90s shows. Connecting them is Fry watching 90s TV then falling asleep. Meta line about Futurama being a 90s show
Award Bait episode
>Leela and Fry get a message from the future that something terrible will happen to the gang if they stick together. Gang says it's ok. Turns out it was nothing.
Topical When Written but Cold Now
>Bender finds out he can make money selling pics of himself to perverts only called Only Cans. Learns a lesson about not taking away work from real cans or something.
>Fry finds out there's more Star Wars movies. Learns they were good or something and not to listen to internet trolls. Parody of Mando is in there
Probably some gags somewhere about Rick and Morty and that Futurama was the first comedy sci-fi cartoon
A live-action Futurama movie
Starring:
>Chris Pratt as Bender
>Ben Schwartz as Fry
>Angelina Jolie as Leela
>Eric Andre as Zoidberg
>Sandra Oh as Amy
>Keegan Michael-Key as Hermes
>Larry David as Farnsworth
>Jack Black as Zapp
>Bryan Cranston as Kif
Pratt as Bender
"Aw man, I remember watching Futurama back in the day... Bender, biting-- SHINY METAL ASS"
A full parodying MST3K (something that was hinted briefly in the movie theater scene in Raging Bender)
The Six Bazillion Dollar Man:
Fry gets every single bone in his body shattered so The Professor decides to turn him into a cyborg using untested modern technology that was stolen sent from the future
Since Fry has now become the best robot in the crew Bender decides to become the best slacker human of the crew by getting surgery to become more human which consists of getting horse organs shoved inside of him and getting a placebo that makes him think he's as weak as a human
The final fight between Cyborg Fry and Not At All Human Bender is a parody of the final fight in Superman III until Fry gets his cyborg bones shattered so The Professor decides to give him human bones
fry becomes even dumber
Fry and Bender are being wacky one morning, they play with some dangerous ship parts and rough house with them. Amy looks swamped and too busy to notice but the boys do. Something goes critical, farnsworth steps in last second.
They hire a new girl to assist Amy
She’s half black and Pretty and strong and likes Amy but that would be the theme for the next 4 episodes. Kipp is now being masculine and busy at work/war with Brannigan and can’t really respond to video messages and he yells at her for the first time and hangs up. The last episode has a reason why the new girl has to go back to her home planet. Turns out Kipp was invading her planet and the cause for her refugees status in the first place.
Guest starring Tiffany Haddish
>Fry wakes up on some random planet but instead of 3024 its 2024
>dies
Fear and Loathing in Mars Vegas
>it's yet another anthology episode with a trilogy of shorts taken place in Mars Vegas
>first segment is Amy Wong cheating on Kif for a local lounge singer (voiced by guest star Seth MacFarlane) while Bender losing his head after gambling and losing money again
>second segment is Zoidberg hanging out with the Wong parents again only to get kicked out again
>third and final segment is Fry and Leela on a honeymoon together at the Wong Island but then argue for a few seconds then get back together again
>episode ends briefly with Scruffy working at a buffet at day while working as a magician at night
Amy and Leela having futa sex for 30 minutes uninterrupted, the episode name is Futarama and the billboard they crash into in the beginning is playing a Black Bible clip
The whole episode is them wearing brain slugs
A shot-for-shot remake of the pilot episode as a 25th anniversary celebration
>it overloads all the background shots with nods and references
>Seymour Asses is seen greeting Fry before he leaves for the cryogenics place
>Heads who were still alive in 1999/2000 are either seen on billboards or ads around New York
>In the future, characters from across the series are just slotted into the background or referenced despite not being in the original pilot
>In the ruins of Old New York, Leela's parents are seen in cloaks watching their daughter
>Cubert is briefly seen in the professor's lab
All the references, no stone left unchecked, fans will love it!
>Turns out the entire episode is Fry visiting some kind of VR place where memories are reconstructed
>The tech was made by the head of George Lucas, hence all the "enhancements"
The crew pitch a show to space-hulu
Antivax episode with a hint of bashing on Microsoft.
Bender has to download his newest system update but he complains that it always makes him feel funny. A new virus appears to be affecting robots who don't take the update. Bender starts to get sick and everyone keeps pushing him to take the update and when he finally does he makes a speech about misinformation from other robots telling him not to take the update. Then he breaks midspeech because the software needs a patchnote or some stupid techno nerd babble shit.
Insert Fry playing a video game animal doll house game obsessively or some other fricking reference to animal crossing I guess.
Just cut me my paycheck already
The professor accidentally turns Fry into a french fry.
He's French Fry!!!
What about another episode on frys family? Just have an episode focusing on another dude getting unfrozen that isn't the boneitis one who fits in better than fry and makes him jealous. Maybe have fry get fired and patch it up by the end