>how did I fall hard for a beautiful bong MI6 agent, Vanessa Kensington, the foxy daughter of her mother I regularly shagged, oh yeah baby yeah, delicious bird that she was, but Oh Vanessa this Ab-Soolutely devilish bird in our honeymoon suite was somehow disguised as a sex bot sex android! How did my mojo not detect the fallacies, oh baby yeah oh, >*slowly grin turns to sadly frowns* >Oh how did I even done the dirty with a foxy android and not noticing, oh yeah, and not feel her icy cold perimeters of her perfectly designed robotic pu-say vayj-ay-jay by some architect of enemy agents, the least grooviest thing I can think of, but I'm a man, man, baby, ohh sizzling, yeah oh beehave yeah baby yeah, How did I not know lost in the groovy action that this could happen, oh well recover me mojo and now on to the next bird, yeah >
nice hat
shpadoinkle!
unironically the most hawt powers girl, yeah baby yeah
Fricking excuse me?
fake breasts. gross
>he doesn't like bimbos
How many adults still think her boobs were "floating" and that it was some kind of "joke"?
buoyancy is one sided, her inflatable life vest is all fugged up
She was John Goodmans sister in the Righteous Gemstones. Dig not age well
they were making her look older you dolt. john goodman is old enough to fart dust and she was supposed to be only 10-12 years younger than him
plus i think she had lyme's disease or something
I have Lyme disease. That means I don't have to wear a condom if her and I bang, because I don't need to worry about catching it.
I didn't even realize it was her.
OH BEEHIVE
>would?
would absolutely knock the bottom out of her.
She should have done nudity in her prime.
'90s Kristen Jonson was a stone cold fox.
Hotto body, piggu face
wrong
The Italian dub presented her as "Ilona Pompilova", which would roughly translate as "Ilona Blowjobkova".
Hard to think of another fat chick who's as hot in tv/movies. She wasn't the greatest actress, but she did things for me as a kid.
Debi Mazar
NOOOO!!! SHE HAS A JAW!!! REEEE!!! PP NOT HARD!!!!
I can't get passed that moron face. Her characters usually being dumb doesn't help.
>we want the Austin Powers audience
why was he embarrassed about his self improvement routine?
seriously baby, its not my bag
>how did I fall hard for a beautiful bong MI6 agent, Vanessa Kensington, the foxy daughter of her mother I regularly shagged, oh yeah baby yeah, delicious bird that she was, but Oh Vanessa this Ab-Soolutely devilish bird in our honeymoon suite was somehow disguised as a sex bot sex android! How did my mojo not detect the fallacies, oh baby yeah oh,
>*slowly grin turns to sadly frowns*
>Oh how did I even done the dirty with a foxy android and not noticing, oh yeah, and not feel her icy cold perimeters of her perfectly designed robotic pu-say vayj-ay-jay by some architect of enemy agents, the least grooviest thing I can think of, but I'm a man, man, baby, ohh sizzling, yeah oh beehave yeah baby yeah, How did I not know lost in the groovy action that this could happen, oh well recover me mojo and now on to the next bird, yeah
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