houston and unironically prices are up across the board on all the other normal shit i buy like milk and cheese so this is a relief for the quick snack
Are you eating tomato flavoured cardboard? There's absolutely no way.
they are pretty ass, taste is similar to lunchables but if you use the oven it'd be better and less soggy
I hate reviewbrah physically, I dislike that kind of man. He has the Chaplin Disease; that particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge. Like all people with timid personalities his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he loves himself; a very tense situation. It's people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it's the most embarrassing thing in the world - a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups. Every thing he does on youtube is therapeutic.
8 months ago
Anonymous
yea cant watch a dude that looks like he's 12 and a weasel. good on him for making it big though
8 months ago
Anonymous
>I hate reviewbrah physically, I dislike that kind of man.
This says more about you than him.
8 months ago
Anonymous
> Be a weird scrawny semi-autist who likes old time radio, fast food, and wearing suits. > Express your interests in a genuine way on youtube without any fear of being made fun of > Hated by anonymous bitter Cinemaphile posters for some reason
8 months ago
Anonymous
>nobody recognizing the orson welles copypaste
newbies I swear.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>nobody recognizing the orson welles copypaste
8 months ago
Anonymous
>recognizing a literal who e-celeb orson welles
anyway
8 months ago
Anonymous
oh no my pedophile board culture
8 months ago
Anonymous
>quote from over 50 years ago >board culture
8 months ago
Anonymous
Anons post director quotes somewhat often. There are even some shitpost threads where people will take a director's quote and attribute it to someone else.
8 months ago
Anonymous
my favorite director is Bing Boredome
8 months ago
Anonymous
>*browses a "pedophile board" knowingly*
batied
8 months ago
Anonymous
>*browses a "pedophile board" knowingly*
8 months ago
Anonymous
this gets posted a lot as Welles "owning" Woody Allen, but everybody ignores him shitting on Chaplin right at the start. Welles thought he was better than Chaplin, c'mon
8 months ago
Anonymous
He was
8 months ago
Anonymous
Orson Welles, what are you doing on Cinemaphile? When is your next movie coming out?
8 months ago
Anonymous
it's been proven he lurks on /misc/ id imagine he posts here too
I worked as a chef for Papa John's a long time ago, sometimes at home, I'll stick take a hand towel and toss it up in the air like dough. Just a very cool, and personal thing about me.
One time I had Little Caesar's Detroit-style Deep Dish pizzas for lunch for 4 days straight. I felt bloated and sickly for a while and couldn't shit right for a few days.
when I did that with little caesars. I developed a chronic cough and I'm pretty sure I started dying. the handles of captain morgan twice a week didn't help either.
i often make racist or edgy jokes in private, but ive noticed some people have this really weird thing where they have to "Black person" test every new person they are around. like it is so important to them that they find out if new people they are around are okay with hearing and saying Black person. its the weirdest most self destructive shit lol
im probably getting close to that myself. wal mart sells frozen personals for 1$ ea
no fricking way
where the hell do you live
seems like a deal
houston and unironically prices are up across the board on all the other normal shit i buy like milk and cheese so this is a relief for the quick snack
they are pretty ass, taste is similar to lunchables but if you use the oven it'd be better and less soggy
Holy shit are you me
I'm in Spring btw
>but if you use the oven it'd be better and less soggy
dude are you not even cooking them
3 minutes in the microwave
naw im in KTX west of H
>3 minutes in the microwave
i'm going to allow it. sustained.
love me a good 'za
this thing was so fricking kino
I hate reviewbrah physically, I dislike that kind of man. He has the Chaplin Disease; that particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge. Like all people with timid personalities his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he loves himself; a very tense situation. It's people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it's the most embarrassing thing in the world - a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups. Every thing he does on youtube is therapeutic.
yea cant watch a dude that looks like he's 12 and a weasel. good on him for making it big though
>I hate reviewbrah physically, I dislike that kind of man.
This says more about you than him.
> Be a weird scrawny semi-autist who likes old time radio, fast food, and wearing suits.
> Express your interests in a genuine way on youtube without any fear of being made fun of
> Hated by anonymous bitter Cinemaphile posters for some reason
newbies I swear.
>nobody recognizing the orson welles copypaste
>recognizing a literal who e-celeb orson welles
anyway
oh no my pedophile board culture
>quote from over 50 years ago
>board culture
Anons post director quotes somewhat often. There are even some shitpost threads where people will take a director's quote and attribute it to someone else.
my favorite director is Bing Boredome
batied
>*browses a "pedophile board" knowingly*
this gets posted a lot as Welles "owning" Woody Allen, but everybody ignores him shitting on Chaplin right at the start. Welles thought he was better than Chaplin, c'mon
He was
Orson Welles, what are you doing on Cinemaphile? When is your next movie coming out?
it's been proven he lurks on /misc/ id imagine he posts here too
holy shit what a goyslop hellscape your country is, you're not just encouraged but straight up forced to be fat
How is a 14 pack of those party pizzas $97? Those things are like $2-$3 each.
the large frozen pizza snacks are closer to 10 each i thought. this is 14 of those large packs that can feed a whole little league team
Are you eating tomato flavoured cardboard? There's absolutely no way.
enjoy your type 2 diabetes by age 30
enjoy your clot shot early death i work out everyday just about
I don't think that counts. Papa John is talking about full size pizzas.
Kanye didn't die for our sins and lose his Adidas deal so you could continue to eat goyslop.
Praise him
he's a tomato man
where is he now?
Stay tuned.
probably dead from the HGH/steroids
once you can spot the red hue and roid-bloat you notice it everywhere in boomers
>I'm eating a pizza right now.
The red hue is from all the pizza sauce he eats.
Living rich and retired while still owning the company.
I miss when every few months this guy would blurt out the Black person word and it would be top new story for a week.
>regurgitating hitpiece articles paid for by hedge funds
why are you doing this for free?
I worked as a chef for Papa John's a long time ago, sometimes at home, I'll stick take a hand towel and toss it up in the air like dough. Just a very cool, and personal thing about me.
Yeah?
>chef
>30 days
>40 pizzas
>8 slices a pizza
>320 slices
>3 meals a day
That's roughly 3 slices a meal, pretty believable
imagine how awful his shits must be. I get painfully blocked up after eaten pizza for a week straight
One time I had Little Caesar's Detroit-style Deep Dish pizzas for lunch for 4 days straight. I felt bloated and sickly for a while and couldn't shit right for a few days.
a shame we can't bring Ray Liotta back from the dead for his biopic
>say word
>million dollar business with your name on it stolen
I think they just bought him out.
when I did that with little caesars. I developed a chronic cough and I'm pretty sure I started dying. the handles of captain morgan twice a week didn't help either.
>the handles of captain morgan twice a week didn't help either.
kek I get it. the pizza grease was also killing me anon
>too much pizza causes racism
checks out
He should've said that he was angrily quoting another guy in the meeting who he later fired.
Not bad anon
i often make racist or edgy jokes in private, but ive noticed some people have this really weird thing where they have to "Black person" test every new person they are around. like it is so important to them that they find out if new people they are around are okay with hearing and saying Black person. its the weirdest most self destructive shit lol
N
I eat a pizza everyday and I’m not kidding.
>no day of reckoning
>not setting the record straight
2 more weeks.