So I just looked up Miles as Wolverine. It's fricking stupid, but I like it better than Mike's Thor. I also find it funny how Ganke started as Mike's friend, then transferred to Tom Holland friend Ned and now Ganke is completely erased from Miles universes.
The only glaring problem in that story is why is Ganke Xavier in that comic
Everything else has some kind of logic to it even if some might be contrived
Is he that's hilarious, I thought the artist just drew Professor X fat.
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Baby grab me a beer
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So Miles did get the adamantium
Also he looks funny in Logan weapon X suit
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This
This is where I check out of the book. They just got lazy and put his uncle in Sabertooth suit. I guess it's hard because Logan And Sabertooth relationship is nothing like Miles and his Uncle.
To be honest as far as the costume is concerned, I'd be happy with a Prowler costume with Sabertooth fur. I mean maybe I'm mad because I actually like the Prowler, way back in Spiderman TAS, so I hate seeing him reduce to Miles evil Uncle.
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I know I'm over thinking it, but for the most part Wolverine really shouldn't be able to do jack shit against a heavily armed, super strong character. Unless the Sentinels fall on his claws like a bear when spear hunting they're fricking useless against them.
Just because you have a sharpened iron pipe doesn't mean you can generate enough force to drive it through a tree. Wolverine can't generate enough force to really drive his claws against a Sentinel unless they're primarily range focused and just shit the bed in close combat.
Samurai Jack had an episode like that. We're Jack sword could cut through anything but was limited by Jack physical human strength.
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The Prowler costume had claws, that being his mutant power would be interesting.
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Miles multiverse is like somebody pissing on your hair and calling it shampoo.
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Yeah, I'll be honest did not read this page at all.
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Yeah, your right he does say Ganke. Also why the name professor X?
Also can't help notice Cyclops, Jean Grey, and Iceman not being there.
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there is no way that wound would be that lethal
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did his mutation give him white people hair?
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Kek, thought of this when I saw it.
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why dress up a nearly unrelated character in Sabertooth's old outfit.
its so fricking pointless
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jesus
he'd have been better as black and silver samurai
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Thanks for storytime. I checked out after the terrible cap one
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>You told me to go away while I was interrupting your conversation, so I ran away from home. Everything is your fault.
What?
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stupid plot twist
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Yeah, when I skimmed it I thought they drew Xavier weird but then you read the dialogue and he says he's Ganke
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I know I'm over thinking it, but for the most part Wolverine really shouldn't be able to do jack shit against a heavily armed, super strong character. Unless the Sentinels fall on his claws like a bear when spear hunting they're fricking useless against them.
Just because you have a sharpened iron pipe doesn't mean you can generate enough force to drive it through a tree. Wolverine can't generate enough force to really drive his claws against a Sentinel unless they're primarily range focused and just shit the bed in close combat.
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>I've just wanted to be left alone.
But I'mma keep huntin' y'all homiez. Nahwuhimsayun.
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Why does he have 4 claws?
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Because he's better than white Wolverine
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But how does this work, Wolverine is way older than Miles Wolverine? Shouldn't they be born same time?
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I suppose they didn't want to make Miles a slave, so they put himin the 70s instead
they should just get it over with and make every character a Black person or replace them with one.
its their fetish, and frankly, I'm sick of their half measures, just do it, no one buys these things anymore anyways, and it would be funny seeing them justify how cloyingly patronizing they really are about "blacks", which ends up even more racist than people who hate them.
See, this is the shit I don't get. Why does Dark Nights get a pass while this shit doesn't? They're both absolutely moronic ideas but people actually praise the former here.
What? I've never seen anything but mockery for Snyder's moronation. Hell, in general the only Batman writer who gets shit on harder than Snyder is King.
So what is Miles's personality exactly supposed to be? Pete is a smart mouthed science geek, Logan is a no nonsense grouch, Steve is a clean cut boy scout, Banner is an emotionally distant brainiac. But what the frick is Miles?
He's whatever the writer wants him to be. Pretty much like his Mary Jane is whatever girl is paired up with him in the book.
Gwen
Bomb girl
Kamala
X-23
Jean Grey for a second
And Spider-Verse is still not that interesting. Honestly, most versions of Miles I enjoyed was with him on a team. He is not a good enough character to be solo act.
He's an insecure kid that was forced to become Spider-man because his friends and classmate told him to. He tends to second guess himself and his key stories is about not feeling confident about being Spider-Man.
Miles's only personality is that he is Black Spider-man. Which is kind of pathetic given how long he has been around.
calling him a Black Spider-man is extremally disrespectful toward Peter. Miles is no where near as selfless as Peter.
>Wolverine Miles
So he's a Canadian, anime dragon age, captured and weaponize by weapon X.
How did they squeeze Brooklyn in there?
So I just looked up Miles as Wolverine. It's fricking stupid, but I like it better than Mike's Thor. I also find it funny how Ganke started as Mike's friend, then transferred to Tom Holland friend Ned and now Ganke is completely erased from Miles universes.
Also I think Miles wolverine costume actually looks good with the right artist and colorer.
I find it funny Miles is an old ass manlet
Is he that's hilarious, I thought the artist just drew Professor X fat.
Baby grab me a beer
So Miles did get the adamantium
Also he looks funny in Logan weapon X suit
This
This is where I check out of the book. They just got lazy and put his uncle in Sabertooth suit. I guess it's hard because Logan And Sabertooth relationship is nothing like Miles and his Uncle.
To be honest as far as the costume is concerned, I'd be happy with a Prowler costume with Sabertooth fur. I mean maybe I'm mad because I actually like the Prowler, way back in Spiderman TAS, so I hate seeing him reduce to Miles evil Uncle.
Samurai Jack had an episode like that. We're Jack sword could cut through anything but was limited by Jack physical human strength.
The Prowler costume had claws, that being his mutant power would be interesting.
Miles multiverse is like somebody pissing on your hair and calling it shampoo.
Yeah, I'll be honest did not read this page at all.
Yeah, your right he does say Ganke. Also why the name professor X?
Also can't help notice Cyclops, Jean Grey, and Iceman not being there.
there is no way that wound would be that lethal
did his mutation give him white people hair?
Kek, thought of this when I saw it.
why dress up a nearly unrelated character in Sabertooth's old outfit.
its so fricking pointless
jesus
he'd have been better as black and silver samurai
Thanks for storytime. I checked out after the terrible cap one
>You told me to go away while I was interrupting your conversation, so I ran away from home. Everything is your fault.
What?
stupid plot twist
Yeah, when I skimmed it I thought they drew Xavier weird but then you read the dialogue and he says he's Ganke
I know I'm over thinking it, but for the most part Wolverine really shouldn't be able to do jack shit against a heavily armed, super strong character. Unless the Sentinels fall on his claws like a bear when spear hunting they're fricking useless against them.
Just because you have a sharpened iron pipe doesn't mean you can generate enough force to drive it through a tree. Wolverine can't generate enough force to really drive his claws against a Sentinel unless they're primarily range focused and just shit the bed in close combat.
>I've just wanted to be left alone.
But I'mma keep huntin' y'all homiez. Nahwuhimsayun.
Why does he have 4 claws?
Because he's better than white Wolverine
But how does this work, Wolverine is way older than Miles Wolverine? Shouldn't they be born same time?
I suppose they didn't want to make Miles a slave, so they put himin the 70s instead
I'd 100% read that
>Wolverine miles grew up in Atlanta Georgia
Holy frick
Nobody commenting on the government doing the Atlanta child murders.
Go on. . .
The only glaring problem in that story is why is Ganke Xavier in that comic
Everything else has some kind of logic to it even if some might be contrived
>all three are a Miles
>"our Earth", singular
Explain
never heard of earth - 95019?
That was uncalled for
what do you get out of making rage bait threads for such a milquetoast character
For the same reason that they keep printing comics about such a shit character
Money?
It can't be that, companies don't make money from comics anymore.
how does one become a paid rage thread intern
>twitter
that's the same thing as this thread, bait
stop speed reading
>seething at a thread about comics on the comics and cartoons board
sorry bro, let me go start a twitter screencap thread instead.
You have to ask what the frick is so special about Gwen or Miles to warrant "Hey it's your hero but now ____" so much in recent days
It's the fact that they aren't special anon
Oh I get it, Mile-tiverse.
and I'm black y'all
and I'm black y'all
and I'm blackity black blackblackblack y'all
I want to see her ravaged in front of Miles by OG Thor so bad bros you don't even know
they should just get it over with and make every character a Black person or replace them with one.
its their fetish, and frankly, I'm sick of their half measures, just do it, no one buys these things anymore anyways, and it would be funny seeing them justify how cloyingly patronizing they really are about "blacks", which ends up even more racist than people who hate them.
Literally the Poochiest character to ever exist, this is a parody in every other universe
Black Wolverine should be called Leadbone. Like Redbone but with metal bones.
Aside from his OG comic with Hulk, Wolverine name never made sense
Hey I don't fricking care
Okay
They're small and vicious little bastards. Makes sense for a manlet like Wolverine.
uhhh
See, this is the shit I don't get. Why does Dark Nights get a pass while this shit doesn't? They're both absolutely moronic ideas but people actually praise the former here.
What? I've never seen anything but mockery for Snyder's moronation. Hell, in general the only Batman writer who gets shit on harder than Snyder is King.
>Dark Nights get a pass
When did it ever get a pass?
So what is Miles's personality exactly supposed to be? Pete is a smart mouthed science geek, Logan is a no nonsense grouch, Steve is a clean cut boy scout, Banner is an emotionally distant brainiac. But what the frick is Miles?
>what is Miles's personality exactly supposed to be?
black
kind of
Lol
Yes
He's whatever the writer wants him to be. Pretty much like his Mary Jane is whatever girl is paired up with him in the book.
Gwen
Bomb girl
Kamala
X-23
Jean Grey for a second
Miles's only personality is that he is Black Spider-man. Which is kind of pathetic given how long he has been around.
The spider verse is probably the best version of Miles, and the only one I enjoyed.
I'm a poorgay and haven't played the new Spiderman games.
he is a little b***h in the new spider-man games
just like peter
those games are trash
And Spider-Verse is still not that interesting. Honestly, most versions of Miles I enjoyed was with him on a team. He is not a good enough character to be solo act.
In Champions he might as well be sucking Kamala dick
Everyone was sucking Kamala's dick in Champions despite the fact that Kamala was a c**t.
Very true
Remember that time Nova saved the day by creating a slightly different Twitter hashtag
>Spider-Verse
It was alright. Not really phenomenal outside of its amination and style but alright.
He's an insecure kid that was forced to become Spider-man because his friends and classmate told him to. He tends to second guess himself and his key stories is about not feeling confident about being Spider-Man.
calling him a Black Spider-man is extremally disrespectful toward Peter. Miles is no where near as selfless as Peter.
>Miles is everyone
This stuff reminds me of the ending of that Frankenhole episode about Ron Howard
>To be continued
You're telling me this wasn't a one-off, but instead an actual series?
WHAT IF EVERY MARVEL CHARACTER
.....WAS BLACK!
The weirdest thing is how they still can't make Miles interesting despite throwing these many writers at him.
In retrospect, Death of Spider-Man did more harm than good.
>Uncle has escaped and is causing quite a ruckus on earth
>Uncle
>Ruckus
They did that on purpose, didn't they?
That's a good catch