I’ve never murdered anyone in my life. The decisions are up to them
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Ive never murdered anyone in my life. The decisions are up to them
>they were allowed to leave at any time
>slices cops throat open with a knife
That was his twin brother
Self defense like tupac
the charges, officer?
Unreliable narrator. Danny Glover is a liar.
If Tapp valued life more he would have quickly ducked sideways, dodged my hidden assassin blade, and took me out with a spinning back-kick. He made his choice.
He's right. No court in the world could convict him of that. Just tax evasion.
Didn't cut him deep enough to kill. Keep coping
>i didnt kill him the bullet did
making human beings work 9-5 is killing them....now to track down the killer(s).
Jigsaw = JigC
Baker = MC
Afraid of Jigsaw? No, I enjoy MC content.
I just watched saw 6 the other day and its just this one guy having to choose which of his friends to save and which to die. dudes such a bullshitter
Wasn't that all Hoffman?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depraved-heart_murder
wtf so is this like the murder equivalent of NOT PREVENTING a suicide in some countries?
>you didn't 'kill' the guy, sure, but you didn't CARE, therefore you did murder him, actually
what about all the people who live their entire lives with a complete disregard for human life (psychopathy or similar) but then this never happens, by chance? are they all supposed to take extra steps and LARP as empathic, caring people, stepping in whenever the need arises?
Manson never touched anybody either and he was in for life. So there's your precedent.
>one innocent man goes to prison
>all innocent men should be locked up
brilliant logic
It's not my logic it's the American Court System's. Admit it, your boy got got.
the only thing he can be charged with is being charming
I am Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito. One night about ten or fifteen years ago, Ginsburg said she had a movie we all needed to see. This was an unusual request because, while we had movie nights every Tuesday, Thursday and alternating Saturdays, Ruth was an ornery woman and she never liked to associate with the rest of us unless it was specifically for work. She said her granddaughter had told her about a film she’d seen, and I could tell by the look in her eyes that she had been shaken. We got together in the Supreme Court screening room and she popped in the DVD. It was the movie Saw. We watched the entire thing, then we watched it again three more times. We were shook.
We decided to go home and treat it as a case. The thing which disturbs me to this day is that in spite of our combined centuries of legal experience, we could not find a single way to legally charge Jigsaw. It simply could not be done. He committed the perfect crime and what’s more, he did it multiple times over.
I only hope that no psycho uses these movies as a road map because if they did… We’ll, God help us all. God help every one of us. The country would be powerless against them.
Wait, seriously? You couldn’t even charge him with kidnapping?
No. His only crime is valuing life too much. The people who died were on the path to destruction anyway, and the people who lived, he saved. The man knows his stuff.
>remember that snail you stepped on in kindergarten?
>in 30 seconds liquid metal will begin to pour into your urethra
Years ago Saw was shown to the president and when the movie ended he sat in silence for several minutes before saying:
-The scary thing is that we would have to let him go.
your daily jigsaw tardbait thread, sir
What about when he slashed tapps throat in the first movie?
He didnt appreciate his throat enough. The choice to not get knifed was simple.
I have spoken to two different lawyers and they have both told me his case is bulletproof. There is no way he could be tried for a crime because he never actually killed anyone. It is just cold hard facts.
Charles Manson was charged for tax fraud because he never really killed anyone with his own hands, same situation as Jigsaw. If Jigsaw has not been doing his taxes he might get roped...
wish we could have a Saw X live stream thread. shit would be hilarious
the charges homie?
There are only two certainties in life. Jigsaw’s legal innocence and taxes
My favorite part about this series is its moral ambiguity. Is Jigsaw really all that bad if he makes people appreciate their life without ever truly killing anyone?
I actually love these dumb threads.
What about breaking and entering? He doesn't own any of these buildings he uses for the games or bases.
they dont appreciate their doors to lock them well enough. The choice was simple.
ever heard of squatters rights?
i think he did own the buildings in the first ones when he was still alive. its shown in one of the later ones that he owned the saw 2 house and remodelled it after
He also owned the Gideon factory, didn't he?
>I’ve never murdered anyone in my life. The decisions are up to them
Gonna book him on assisted suicide. He knew those people were in the traps, he put them in the traps, knew they had the choice to live or die by a mechanism he devised and let them