I've never seen a single Clooney kino. Where should I start?

I've never seen a single Clooney kino.
Where should I start?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    three kings

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fantastic Mr. Fox

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    from dusk til dawn and fantastic mr fox

    he's only been in like three great movies and a handle of okay ones

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not gonna lie, his movies are divided into two eras - "I'm on ER and everybody's mom knows me as Doug Ross so I've gotta try and get a break as a movie star" and "I am THE movie star and everything is now below me Obama please return my phone calls about Darfur"

    neither era has very good movies, but From Dusk Till Dawn is a lot of fun

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    did y'all ever see that interview where he said he played Batman as gay

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe Michael Clayton invented this shitty trend instead of the moot movie.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His best performance so far, even though he again played himself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yo that movie is dope af, the scene where he tells his daughter is straight kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this one is really comfy for some reason

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, one of my favourite comfy movies. I don't know whether it was chemistry between actors, or the setting but something about that movie feels so warm despite the tragic theme

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ides of March is kinda respect-worthy in the way it criticizes "charming" politicians

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this guy was just a trashy tabloid magnet. during the early 00s when the paparazzis were rampant, celebrity gossip and c-list relationship got huge following, he and Brad Pitt (cheating on his america's sweetheart wife) got the most benefit during that era.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He seems to be a closet homosexual though

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Michael Clayton

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    literally anywhere
    george only makes kino

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    don't know how no one mentioned o brother where art thou

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's pretentious shit masquerading as under the surface mythology for Americans to spot the parallels and feel intelligent

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Clooney is the best Wayne to date.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the one with him and they were casted together when and it pretty much set the stage for all of them from the 90s forward

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Out of Sight (1998). If you don't see this film before everything else mentioned in this thread, you are an IDIOT. Also, Jennifer Lopez is an IDIOT. Blood & Wine, U-Turn and the aforementioned proved that she could not only act, but that she could act the SHIT out of it. And then the dumb b***h went and fricking sang, instead. Absolute DISGUST.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based, still I would frick her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Second Out of Sight, its kino

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Syriana

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all Cohen bros films
    >Return of The Killer Tomatoes

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Up in the air

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only thing worth watcing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >made by the homosexual israelite who made israeliteno
      NO. I will NEVER watch a single fricking THING made by Jason Reitman. Eat SHIT and DIE.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a comfy movie my man and I don’t like Juno

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This movie depicts the true nature of women

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Watched randomly on television and didn't expected to like it as much as I did
      I dare to call it kino

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gosling was so out acted by Clooney here

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are you all too good for Ocean's Eleven or something? Frick you guys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I forced myself to watch them (the modern trilogy) about ten years ago and I was pleasantly surprised, fun caper flicks. The thing had overstayed its welcome by the third flick, but that one wasn't terrible. Ocean's Twelve is boss.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Actually like twelve the most. Brad Pitt's character was really far more charismatic and they had better dialogue between them in Twelve

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Actually like twelve the most. Brad Pitt's character was really far more charismatic and they had better dialogue between them in Twelve

        twelve is by far the worst one in the trilogy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          first one is
          second two have not aged well. not to mention that shite womyn spin off they did.

          Terrible opinion. The rapport among the group develops well after the first one, the female characters have amusing turns, and Pitt's wardrobe is about the best of any in the whole thing. ALSO, the third one is just a boring casino re-tread of the first "hey let's have Al Pacino scream a bit this time". Even the hotel itself looks stupid.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It had a kino soundtrack

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >movies
    O Brother Where Art Thou
    The Descendants
    Ocean's Eleven
    Gravity (supporting character)
    Fantastic Mr Fox (voice)
    Intolerable Cruelty

    >ok
    Three Kings
    Burn After Reading
    Hail Ceasar
    Ocean seqels
    The Perfect Storm
    Up in the Air
    Tomorrowland

    >meh
    The Monuments Men
    Money Monster
    The Men Who Stare at Goats
    Michael Clayton
    Idles of March
    Syriana

    >Batman and Robin
    Batman and Robin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Respectable list that should be followed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >kino
      >Intolerable Cruelty
      Intolerable Cruelty is the worst Coen Brothers movie I've seen and it's not even close, Clooney's sidekick is absolutely insufferable and the movie doesn't have much going on besides. Also, Hail, Caesar doesn't get enough credit, better than Gravity and Burn After Reading at least of the movies you mentioned, and I'd put it in the pper half of Coen Brothers movies as well.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think Intolerable Cruelty is severely underrated and actually one of their best.
        I also think Ladykillers is great.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't seen The Ladykillers yet so I don't know about that, but I was really not impressed by Intolerably Cruelty. I don't think it's awful, but definitely nto among their better films. I will say though, I think I would have held it much higher regard if not for that character that's always following Clooney around, I seriously could not stand him and he's there for the entire movie, it's very rare I see a character in a movie I find that grating, the actor that plays him has to be one of the least charismatic actors I've ever seen. His presence on the screen was an intolerable cruelty directed at me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The American was europe kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >O Brother Where Art Thou
      This one right there. It's great

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ocean's movies are peak heistkino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      first one is
      second two have not aged well. not to mention that shite womyn spin off they did.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like O Brother, Where Art Thou? and Fantastic Mr. Fox the most.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Up In The Air

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Michael Clayton is one of the best films of the 2000s

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do I achieve this hairstyle?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nescafe

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can start with Doug Ross in EEE ERRR

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey Ethan I hear you're making another movie, I'm available!
    >Hey George, yeah no, this is a serious one, we'll call you for our next braindead comedy where you can play a fricking idiot again!

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Batman & Robin

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