Ive only watched snippets of jackass but this dude seems like a coward. He never does any of the crazy stunts. Is this true?
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Ive only watched snippets of jackass but this dude seems like a coward. He never does any of the crazy stunts. Is this true?
his body now is probably worse than all of them
he broke his dick to entertain us. he suffered enough
He's done the most aside from maybe Steve-O.
also this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb1kLqoiDuA
>this made millenials lose their minds
what the hell happened to him? he looks like hell
is this what happens when you drink too much alcohol and get too much sun? He looks shriveled up
>what the hell happened to him?
What do you think happened dummy?
he's only 51 years old dude. That is not normal to look like a fricking shrivelled 80 year old grandpa.
is he a vegan or something?
I agree he's aged like shit
breh he's been abusing the frick out of his body for over 20 years
Johnny has done more coke in his life than the rest of the crew combined - Steve o
His lifestyle is literally doing drugs and getting his ass kicked...
He looks way better than most 30 year olds lol. It's insane how good Knoxville's genes are, especially considering all the insane shit he put himself through for laughs.
Your def reaching there.
people who don't say things like def tend to not sit inside all day and age more than a computer twink
>It's insane how good Knoxville's genes are
His powers come from all the inbreeding?
drug addict, massive amounts of injuries, constantly being outside in the California sun, pure grey hair and a Mr Rogers cardigan would age anybody anon
He looks exactly like a 50+ year old who did some hard living looks like. I know many of you grew up in single parent households but did you not have grandparents? You must see old people when you go out right? How are there so many people here completely befuddled by the concept of aging?
lots of millenials and zoomers are deathly afraid of ageing. Not even because they're afraid of their own mortality, but because they're afraid of a wrinkle on their forehead. I kinda get it, at least 50 years ago getting older probably meant having a home, a car and a family, whereas now it doesn't really guarantee that, but still.
A lot of these dudes are going to be 41%ing themselves in a few years because they are completely divorced from real life.
>but not me, I'm chad, bros
Frick off homosexual
Cinemaphile isn’t real life Kid
>at least 50 years ago getting older probably meant having a home, a car and a family, whereas now it doesn't really guarantee that, but still.
We really do live in fricked up times, don't we?
>We really do live in fricked up times, don't we?
No its fine. Now chop your daughter's breasts off and send her to die in the desert.
Um, don't you mean HIS breasts, chud? And my DAUGHTER'S penis is femine and valid.
consider where your mind's at
I'm more offended by women in the military than trannies if that makes you feel better.
it doesn't
we're all free to make our own choices, not my place to judge
Its terrible resource management.
OP pic is what happens when you combine age with consistently exceeding the structural capacity of your body.
He looks pretty good though. It's only really his hair that's went grey
Apparently his hair had already gone gray early on. He has dyed it from the start of Jackass. Similar to Joey from friends who was gray from the start of the show.
hes literally 51, hes fine.
You do know why this man is famous, right?
you're out of your mind. getting attacked by a bull while blindfolded is absolutely insane
Go back to rehab, Bam.
lel
yeah, he only did the pussy stuff
What is Jackass about? Beyond the battle between good and evil and earthrocking and all that bullshit, what is it really about? I'l tell you what it's about, it's about a music channel trying to keep a young man from going gay.
So it's like, it's like, Bam is telling Ryan "come to the dark side, come with us, stick that toy car up your ass" because Ryan is conflicted, he wants to drive really fast. So Porsche is like "I got keep this guy on the straight side, I gotta make him a customer" so what does she do? What does Porsche do? She donates a miniature of a porsche car. She covers her deals, she puts on makeup to look more like a ducatti motorcycle from Peruggia, where, by the way, Johnny often visited to "pick up power converters", than a real car, to trick Ryan. And that's the only time she manages to get him to sit on the driver's seat. But then, THEN, Ryan decides to join the Jackass, to join the gays, because he cannot hold back any longer. And then Bam smiles like a moron literally all the fricking time and sends Ryan to the doctor with a toy car up his ass and MTV is getting fricked and Vito and April are taking the hits, the gays are winning the incels and what does Bam tell Ryan at the end? What does he tell him? That's right "I'm going to build you a skatepark! "
>WHOAOAOOOO
SWORDFIGHT
SWORDFIGHT
Can't believe I sat through that piece of shit.
He's the most insane one of them all. Maybe pre sober Steve-O was more unhinged but even he is worried about the amount of damage Knoxville's brain has suffered.
He just massively fricked himself up over for life from the bull stunt. What are you fricking talkin about?
the movies actually downplay him, his best work is in the TV series, and he always seemed to be the most on board with the show.
Didn't he tear his ballsack open doing a stunt?
Yup, his penis got pulled through his scrotum
He seems like a fun guy to be honest. Chris Pontius is the GOAT though.
Why won't Bam accept help? You don't need to do drugs to be an Earthrocker.
Well, you kind of do.
Also why are people watching those jocks, when there is Remi Gaillard?
Knoxville did real shit.
Just dumb luck he didn't die here on the rocket
he does the craziest shit
For me it's "poo wienertail supreme"
JLC was on Jackass????
In the fourth one you seeing him more as a massive dick than anything.
why'd they have to frick Poopies over so hard bros?
Poopies was by far the best part of the new crew (except for Jasper's dad in the airplane lmao) and he seemed to enjoy getting hurt in the dumbest ways possible
Johnny does the most dangerous and terrifying stunts, but generally avoids the gross-out or animal stunts
he seems like a nice guy
he was afraid of hurting butterbean so he preferred to take a dive. he even checked whether butterbean was ok
Knoxville is a WASP and Butterbean a German. Their fight was a subtle metaphor for the early stages of the Second World War, something Tremaine is an expert on and has an extensive library of books focused on 1939-1941
>Is Butterbean ok?
> the 'snoring'
dangerous as hell that stunt
I'm the latest movie they had a girl and did nothing weird to her. Missed opportunity
I wonder if they had her shoving stuff up her butt if it would have gotten an NC-17 and something.
he looks like Jamie Lee Curtis. Latest Jackass was a bunch of old men torturing their now useless dicks for coke money.
hes probably done the most crazy stunts. bam is the coward
>Ive only watched snippets of jackass but this dude seems like a coward.
He's the one that does the gnarliest stunts you dumbass
>He never does any of the crazy stunts.
he started getting parts in stuff other than jackass, their production insurance probably limited the level of shit he was allowed to do.
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