>Are the clones even fertile?
I don't think so. If they are they'd be one hell of a design flaw. You send a million plus of the same guy out into the galaxy even if 50 percent die without lying pipe they'd alter the galaxy's gene pool harder then Genghis Khan did to Asia
>Are the clones even fertile?
Yeah. Kaminoan scientists found out that infertile ones are not combat effective, so whole galaxy is probably full of children of decomissioned clones.
he has green hair because his mother is a green twi'lek
this is bullshit, if twileks and humans were compatible both species would've been extinct
frick filoni, the whole point of twileks is that everyone can frick them without geting pregnant or geting an std, they are the perfect bawd
it feels like heaven, jack, HEAVEN
you need to-to try one jack
one twilek pusy jack, you'll love it
it's easy, just... grab her by the tentacles, you'll see jack, pure sex
don't worry about the kid, it's gonna be fine...
In Legends, the Rakata apparently created multiple different sentient species using enough of the same DNA to make any potential interbred offspring fertile
Multiple twi/human halfbreeds have been in Star Wars media already, if you were an actual fan you'd know this. Jacen is one of the lucky ones because they usually look like this monstrosity
Tbf anon is absolutely right. If human-twilek hybridization were possible, >in a multicultural galaxy like star wars, >within a lifetime span of the Republic (25,000 years) >considering the stark difference in successfully colonizing the galaxy,
The "pure" twileks would have to be a rarity and hybrids make up 95% of the population.
It's simple logic.
>if you were an actual fan you'd know this
It's perfectly natural to ignore TCW, which is the second worst product ever created by Lucas after Episode 2.
And Twi'lek are the second largest. With their primary industry being sex slavery.
There would be no Twi'lek left.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>With their primary industry being sex slavery.
That's precisely why would there would be stimuli to keep producing pure-bred Twileks on Ryloth.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Considering Hera produced a 90% pure human her bloodline must be swimming in human genes.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Both her parents are Twileks so there must be some recessive gene shit going on. Actually would explain how they keep their appearance uniform, wouldn't be suprised if Jacen married a Twilek and his kids came out looking 100% Twilek again.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Considering Hera produced a 90% pure human her bloodline must be swimming in human genes.
it's Star Wars logic, in Star Wars humans frick Zabraks and you get humans, that's what the Dathomiri Nightsisters all are
9 months ago
Anonymous
Back in the EU the nightsisters were more of a culture so you had humans and zabraks being nightsisters without needing hybrid races.
I don't like hybrid races, to me they belong on deviantart
9 months ago
Anonymous
hybrid races have existed in EU since forever
in fact, the EU is responsible for the worst hybrid of all time, located right smack dab in the Old Republic setting: Valenthyne Farfalla >Kill bothans. Behead bothans. Force kick rats into the Pit of Carkoon. Slam dunk rats into the trash compactor. Defecate in bothan's food. Launch rats into the sun. Compress bothans into ration packs. Toss bothans into active lava flows on Mustafar. Urinate on a bothan's hyperdrive. Force push bothans into a wood chipper. Twist bothans' heads off. Report bothans to the ISB. Lightsaber chop bothans in half into the Naboo power shaft. Trap bothans in quicksand. Crush bothans between asteroids. Liquefy bothans in a vat of acid. Eat bothans. Dissect bothans. Put bothans in the Rooze gas chamber. Stomp bothans' skulls with stormtrooper boots. Cremate bothans in the oven. Lobotomize bothans. Drown bothans on kamino. Vaporize Bothawui with a Death Star. Kick bothans down the Death Star chasm. Feed bothans to Sando Aqua Monsters. Slice bothans with a double-bladed lightsaber.
t. Lord Hoth
9 months ago
Anonymous
He was never referenced as a hybrid bothan in the comic, that's some bullshit.
And that doesn't make hybrid twileks ok, like I said they didn't exist in the eu
9 months ago
Anonymous
>literally called a HALF-BOTHAN >HE LITERALLY IS HALF-BOTHAN BELOW THE WAIST HALF-HUMAN ABOVE
YOU CANNOT DEFEND THIS EUBlack person
DO NOT EVEN TRY
9 months ago
Anonymous
He's obviously not half bothan
9 months ago
Anonymous
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Valenthyne_Farfalla >Valenthyne Farfalla was a noted male half-Bothan Jedi Master and Jedi Lord who served the Jedi Order during the New Sith Wars.
yiff in hell EUgay
9 months ago
Anonymous
The reference for that is The Essential Guide to Warfare, a book published in 2012. That's a decade after the comics he first appeared in. Not only is that a later retcon, but it's squarely in the TCW era, which is a disreputable part of the EU.
9 months ago
Anonymous
The reference for that is The Essential Guide to Warfare, a book published in 2012. That's a decade after the comics he first appeared in. Not only is that a later retcon, but it's squarely in the TCW era, which is a disreputable part of the EU.
Bothans have to be about the gayest and corniest of SW humanoid creatures. Except for maybe those teenytiny little “toughguy” things from that TCW episode in like season 5 or so. Those were so stupid
9 months ago
Anonymous
Bothans unable to have children with humans is one of the major story points in X-Wing novels. Half-Bothan is nothing more than a namesake
>OMG A NAME I RECOGNIZE >OMG A SHIP I RECOGNIZE IS CANON NOW
That fact I have a friend, a thirty-seven year old man, that this works on makes me wish for armageddon.
Nah. Going from full-blown Prequel apologist to falling in line with "Disney good, George bad" and blowing up my phone daily woth STAR WARS after telling him numerous times I don't care has made me a bigger Disney hater than the actual product.
>make Hera and Kanan declare their love for each other right before he dies >even though they fricked hard before that
It's obviously Rex's kid no matter what.
I'm fairly certain the green hair is actually CGI. If I recall correctly (and I could be wrong), there was a leaked Lego set that had him with normal brown hair. They were probably debating the route to go with it up until late into development.
Brave and stunning would have been if he had weirdly deformed mini tentacles and pointy teeth like his father. Interracial kids in Star Wars are way too lucky.
>make Ben Solo (Kylo Ren) who is obviously ripped from Jacen Solo (Darth Caedus) >rip off Jacen's name and use it for this character instead for no good reason
Lazy hacks.
>hehe.... lol .... we're totally using stuff from the old EU..... LMAO lets use this one guys name for some new character no one knows and who we have no plans other than wokesplaining to the WHITES watching this show that they are evil Imperials and we (the brownssss) are the GOOD GOYS ... uh i mean GUYS haha
What didn't you like about them? I'm a 3d graphics hobbiest and gamer, and those show have an interesting design and pretty cool rendering techniques. So even if an episode isn't great, I still get something out of it.
Andor was incredible, but I dont think KK wants to release anything actually good. She wants more shows like ahsoka, which celebrate female empowerment and girl power.
Progressive skinsuit.
How is he brown? Did Kanan get cucked by Ezra? Also, how nice that he doesn't carry on his father's lastname, but his mother's, which makes no sense. Statistically, there's like an 80% chance he'll end up in jail due to being raised by a single mother.
I don't almost know anything about Star Wars apart from the main movies but fandom led be to believe that Kanan bred Ezra on a daily basis. Are you telling me that's not true?
>Some LEGO leakers said that his hair was going to be brown
they were right, the hair in the new lego ghost set is brown
legos just making shitty inaccurate figures like usual
Yeah but there's also the possibility that they retconned it to be more "realistic" or thought green hair looked stupid, before backtracking on it completely.
>Nail the long skull in the movies >Make him short and fat in the series >Maybe he couldn't wear all the makeup due to all the fight scenes >Nope he's in like three scenes walking around
Just laziness from everyone involved
>Jai Kell is a Black person now
Are you telling me they racelifted a redheaded tanned white guy into some wooly-headed mystery meat monstrosity instead of casting the Asian that voiced him?
Dante Basco was Jai Kell in the Rebels cartoon, but asians aren't Black persony enough for disney apparently - but this shows a lot of what they think of pajeets
I mean, IMGXHO, Bo Katan is of course perfect since it's her.
I don't have a problem with Ahsoka as much, since she's older.
The rest are .. ok.. except one.
I know MEW is a fan favorite, but, just doesn't work for me as Hera. And for everything they've done previously with how huge and obnoxious the head apendages are, they should have run with it. Her being "alien" looks too much like cosplay level fandom.
I apologize anon. I clearly meant a Cinemaphile favorite. I mean, even the acronym.
The reactions to Dave Filoni's autism from the CG cartoons, now that it's all being exposed to a wider audience, have been absolutely fricking hilarious.
oh god why. >has no mass >passes through anything >and yet interacts with gasses and uses the bernouli effect to generate lift.
ffs.
Was I supposed to think Hera getting emotional and talking shit to the senator was cool? She is a failure who didn't get her fleet ready to back up her allies and left them to fly towards a big battle station alone. Why are all of these characters so useless?
>hey did you know thing you hate now references thing you like? do you rike it yet?
Also yet another example of the Rebels cast stealing everything from LHL.
> he has green hair because his mother is a green twi'lek
Proof? How do you know he doesn’t dye his hair like Holdo? He’s a kid, they wear their hair in weird ways. This is just the Star Wars version of a broccoli cut
I loved that scene where a powerful Jedi with lightsabers is standing on the outside of a disabled ship and ALL the bad guys decide to shoot only at her instead of blowing the ship to pieces. Fricking bravo, Filoni. Also we're now going to go with the idea that anyone can use the force if they try hard enough?
>I loved that scene where a powerful Jedi with lightsabers is standing on the outside of a disabled ship and ALL the bad guys decide to shoot only at her instead of blowing the ship to pieces.
Their retro WW2 starfighters barely scratched the hull of that ship. Of course it was more tempting to shoot the Jedi who was after them for the last two episodes. >Also we're now going to go with the idea that anyone can use the force if they try hard enough?
That was always the case, newfriend. It's just that the Jedi Order as an institution did not bother with people who are not talented enough and who would took too long to train into anything worthwhile. The episode said as much. But that doesn't mean you can't learn it. >Kasdan: The Force was available to anyone who could hook into it? >Lucas: Yes, everybody can do it. >Kasdan: Not just the Jedi? >Lucas: It’s just the Jedi who take the time to do it. >Marquand: They use it as a technique. >Lucas: Like yoga. If you want to take the time to do it, you can do it; but the ones that really want to do it are the ones who are into that kind of thing. Also like karate.
I didn't watch the cartoon but that would be moronic. Why is he evil now? When Maul couldn't convince him to go evil, who did? Or was he corrupted somehow and forced into this? Or is he somehow fooling all these dark Jedi by pretending to be evil and somehow getting into their good graces so quickly? Why the inquisitor armor? And most importantly, how is he here when he was last on some ship with Thrawn going into another Galaxy and the bad guys want to find Thrawn which means somehow Ezra managed to escape that other Galaxy and leave Thrawn trapped there still and now he's in this Galaxy for some reasno.
Like I said, moronic, but I wouldn't put it past Disney.
>disney >brown mongrel actor >will of course eventually announce he’s a gay and that he’s going to the Shekel System in the Outer Rim to see the infamous surgeon of Ziro the Hut, Uri Steinblastgoldfeld, to have his brown dick chopped off, and a lightsaber hole pierced where his scrotum was, and have fake montrals made from his brown furry leg stapled atop his greasy brown head, and then he’ll totes be a real Twi'lek “woman.” >next chapter: bro, er- I mean lady reported to have jumped into the Sarlacc pit after his failed operation and agonizing pain and humiliation after two years of tortuous dilating to prevent his open wound/spacevegana from healing
How did star wars suddenly get so fricking brown? everyone now is brown, like if the white men got extinct and are exclusively on the side of "villains." Kanan wasn't a fricking mystery meat like this little favela monkey is.
Real reason, though, is no one writing this stuff(or producing, maybe?) know that stand-ins for real world things work better when they aren't 1:1 analogues of them. Want your white audience to sympathize with black slave folks with yiur robot story? Make the robots look like them, the whites that need to get this. Instead, they're just showing these people that they ARE the enemy in their eyes and are only capable of evil.
The reactions to Dave Filoni's autism from the CG cartoons, now that it's all being exposed to a wider audience, have been absolutely fricking hilarious.
Do U.S americans really think all Latinos are such mixes?
Kanan looks full on Spanish not a drop of native features in him and Freddie Prince Jr is almost certainly not mixed with anything but Spanish and other Latin European.
Why did they made Sabine an apprentice. She isn't force sensitive. She's a Mandalorian and the episode on her training with the darksaber focused on that. In said Episode Sabine found a way to use what Kanan taught her with her Mandalorian fighting style. She shouldn't be doing Jedi shit but mixing Mandalorian tech with lightsaber combat.
>series about Asokha >It's all boring girl drama and girl bosses fighting against the man.
We wanted more siege of Mandalore not Asokha lesbians adventures.
>tfw you lived long enough to see your childhood franchises dragged through the dirt by soulless corporate types
Feels kinda bad but I guess that's just how it is.
Honestly better than making him some mutant freak like in the clone wars.
Was there any indication that these were his biological children and not adopted ones? Are the clones even fertile?
They're not his kids, but they are half breeds from a human
Boba is probably fertile. There are also a whole bunch of mutant frick-up clones. Some of the mutants may be fertile.
Boba was special in that he was actually Jango's clone played straight, not a Clone Trooper with all that entails
Speaking of which, why didn't Jango have any natural children? He was a well-off bounty hunter who should've had at least one b***h on every planet.
>Are the clones even fertile?
I don't think so. If they are they'd be one hell of a design flaw. You send a million plus of the same guy out into the galaxy even if 50 percent die without lying pipe they'd alter the galaxy's gene pool harder then Genghis Khan did to Asia
>Are the clones even fertile?
Yeah. Kaminoan scientists found out that infertile ones are not combat effective, so whole galaxy is probably full of children of decomissioned clones.
There is that one comic about Boba Fett meeting the kid of a clone.
this is bullshit, if twileks and humans were compatible both species would've been extinct
frick filoni, the whole point of twileks is that everyone can frick them without geting pregnant or geting an std, they are the perfect bawd
what does twilek pussy feel like??
dreams
ooey and gooey
I want a twi'lek Fleshlight so bad
best thing ever
it feels like heaven, jack, HEAVEN
you need to-to try one jack
one twilek pusy jack, you'll love it
it's easy, just... grab her by the tentacles, you'll see jack, pure sex
don't worry about the kid, it's gonna be fine...
envisage the redolence
In Legends, the Rakata apparently created multiple different sentient species using enough of the same DNA to make any potential interbred offspring fertile
Well I love the rakata but I don't buy twilek and human interbreeding
Multiple twi/human halfbreeds have been in Star Wars media already, if you were an actual fan you'd know this. Jacen is one of the lucky ones because they usually look like this monstrosity
Tbf anon is absolutely right. If human-twilek hybridization were possible,
>in a multicultural galaxy like star wars,
>within a lifetime span of the Republic (25,000 years)
>considering the stark difference in successfully colonizing the galaxy,
The "pure" twileks would have to be a rarity and hybrids make up 95% of the population.
It's simple logic.
>if you were an actual fan you'd know this
It's perfectly natural to ignore TCW, which is the second worst product ever created by Lucas after Episode 2.
there's over 100 quadrillion sentient species in the galaxy
humans are the largest group of sentient species but not the majority
sorry, 100 quadrillion sentient individuals
And Twi'lek are the second largest. With their primary industry being sex slavery.
There would be no Twi'lek left.
>With their primary industry being sex slavery.
That's precisely why would there would be stimuli to keep producing pure-bred Twileks on Ryloth.
Considering Hera produced a 90% pure human her bloodline must be swimming in human genes.
Both her parents are Twileks so there must be some recessive gene shit going on. Actually would explain how they keep their appearance uniform, wouldn't be suprised if Jacen married a Twilek and his kids came out looking 100% Twilek again.
it's Star Wars logic, in Star Wars humans frick Zabraks and you get humans, that's what the Dathomiri Nightsisters all are
Back in the EU the nightsisters were more of a culture so you had humans and zabraks being nightsisters without needing hybrid races.
I don't like hybrid races, to me they belong on deviantart
hybrid races have existed in EU since forever
in fact, the EU is responsible for the worst hybrid of all time, located right smack dab in the Old Republic setting: Valenthyne Farfalla
>Kill bothans. Behead bothans. Force kick rats into the Pit of Carkoon. Slam dunk rats into the trash compactor. Defecate in bothan's food. Launch rats into the sun. Compress bothans into ration packs. Toss bothans into active lava flows on Mustafar. Urinate on a bothan's hyperdrive. Force push bothans into a wood chipper. Twist bothans' heads off. Report bothans to the ISB. Lightsaber chop bothans in half into the Naboo power shaft. Trap bothans in quicksand. Crush bothans between asteroids. Liquefy bothans in a vat of acid. Eat bothans. Dissect bothans. Put bothans in the Rooze gas chamber. Stomp bothans' skulls with stormtrooper boots. Cremate bothans in the oven. Lobotomize bothans. Drown bothans on kamino. Vaporize Bothawui with a Death Star. Kick bothans down the Death Star chasm. Feed bothans to Sando Aqua Monsters. Slice bothans with a double-bladed lightsaber.
t. Lord Hoth
He was never referenced as a hybrid bothan in the comic, that's some bullshit.
And that doesn't make hybrid twileks ok, like I said they didn't exist in the eu
>literally called a HALF-BOTHAN
>HE LITERALLY IS HALF-BOTHAN BELOW THE WAIST HALF-HUMAN ABOVE
YOU CANNOT DEFEND THIS EUBlack person
DO NOT EVEN TRY
He's obviously not half bothan
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Valenthyne_Farfalla
>Valenthyne Farfalla was a noted male half-Bothan Jedi Master and Jedi Lord who served the Jedi Order during the New Sith Wars.
yiff in hell EUgay
The reference for that is The Essential Guide to Warfare, a book published in 2012. That's a decade after the comics he first appeared in. Not only is that a later retcon, but it's squarely in the TCW era, which is a disreputable part of the EU.
Bothans have to be about the gayest and corniest of SW humanoid creatures. Except for maybe those teenytiny little “toughguy” things from that TCW episode in like season 5 or so. Those were so stupid
Bothans unable to have children with humans is one of the major story points in X-Wing novels. Half-Bothan is nothing more than a namesake
He's just a satyr, why are you so pissed?
Exactly
I'm an actual fan who doesn't care about filoni or Disney heresies.
Show me half twileks in the EU
Black person TCW was made by Lucas, it's more canon than the EU ever was
They aren't his children. The war only lasted four years. The children wouldn't be that grown up.
They aren't his children, but they're confirmed hybrids. Suu just has a type.
How can male twi'leks compete!?
de wanna wanga
He's still a freakish genetic abomination
Filoni shitting on his own canon, which is poop to begin with. Marvelous
Stay away from me and my wife's bi-species son
I assume that these are male Twi'lek - female human hybrids, because Jacen Syndulla is male human - female Twi'lek hybrid.
To be fair the clones have been cloned so many times that their gene pool was more like a gene septic tank
I cant even muster outrage. I just don’t care about Star Wars anymore.
Yeah. Seeing other people seethe is about the only enjoyable thing about Star Wars anymore.
Ahsoka is one of the dullest shows I think I've ever seen. It feels like they give the actors Ambien before shooting scenes.
Yet another character name stolen from the EU, made significantly worse, and given to some ugly mutt
>OMG A NAME I RECOGNIZE
>OMG A SHIP I RECOGNIZE IS CANON NOW
That fact I have a friend, a thirty-seven year old man, that this works on makes me wish for armageddon.
>so angry that a friend of yours is happy instead of miserable like you that you want the world to end out of spite
>his friend is an embarrassing neckbeard tryhard
>so he wants the world to end
But dramatic there xister
>happy over modern Star Wars
Yeah, I don't care. That shit is pathetic and you can't convince me otherwise
Nah. Going from full-blown Prequel apologist to falling in line with "Disney good, George bad" and blowing up my phone daily woth STAR WARS after telling him numerous times I don't care has made me a bigger Disney hater than the actual product.
Are you implying there's something wrong with being a prequel apologist? You got something to confess?
Flip flopping to doggedly follow the new thing and hate what you once protected is the problem.
>there's something wrong with being a prequel apologist?
Yes.
At least they fixed the E-wing by getting rid of the stupid third gun it had mounted on top of the wienerpit canopy in the old EU art.
Filoni was a mistake
Why does he have brown eyes when both of his parents had green eyes?
>make Hera and Kanan declare their love for each other right before he dies
>even though they fricked hard before that
It's obviously Rex's kid no matter what.
>Rex
>having balls
Pick one
lol is he really the son of mew? lmao looks nothing like it
i dont remember twilek hybrids in the EU, this is such an awful deviantart tier idea
There's only one Jacen, and is not that thing
That Jacen was a pussy-ass b***h though
Why does this look CG?
looks like those kids from fast and furious
I'm fairly certain the green hair is actually CGI. If I recall correctly (and I could be wrong), there was a leaked Lego set that had him with normal brown hair. They were probably debating the route to go with it up until late into development.
Why does he look like a shitskin? Kanan was white.
Ahhh yes, proud white man Kanan Jarrus.
I guess a little Portuguese is in order.
this is what mediterranean white people look like, he's a spaniard
Well according to /misc/tards, italians and spaniard s aren't white, and also barely even human
>xbox levels of graphics
Brave and stunning would have been if he had weirdly deformed mini tentacles and pointy teeth like his father. Interracial kids in Star Wars are way too lucky.
what race is that?
Since interspecies children are a thing now, I kinda want to see the baby that Jabba put into Leia. Or maybe Darth Maul impregnating Emilia Clarke.
>make Ben Solo (Kylo Ren) who is obviously ripped from Jacen Solo (Darth Caedus)
>rip off Jacen's name and use it for this character instead for no good reason
Lazy hacks.
Is this the b***h about Ahsoka and Soi Wars thread for the day? Count me in
Did you know that this moronic version of the spider-bikes is Filoni's idea? First appears in Rebels. Never laughed so hard.
They did Boba dirty bros. Unfair. Mandalorean should have been Boba Fett series, Boba Fett series shouldn't even fricking exist.
BUT, you know.. Disney HAD TO kill off all the Kenner action figures.
Be honest, what’s more emberassing, this or the Christmas Coke special?
what the frick?
I find it funny they bothered to find a kid that looks like Freddie Prinze Jr's dad
bet he has fricking pronouns too
His mother is a human in green paint. I think green hair is the most we could hope for
this shits gay
god i hate Current Year so much i'm going to firebomb the studios where they tape John Oliver
>he has green hair because his mother is a green twi'lek
Only Filoni can be this moronic.
Kanan’s Chad human genes overpowered the weak twilek blood.
I didn’t realize Kanan was Latinx
Weird
>TardWars
>Interspecies child
So can space goats have half Arab babies in the Star Wars universe?
ay caramba!
>hehe.... lol .... we're totally using stuff from the old EU..... LMAO lets use this one guys name for some new character no one knows and who we have no plans other than wokesplaining to the WHITES watching this show that they are evil Imperials and we (the brownssss) are the GOOD GOYS ... uh i mean GUYS haha
>human fricks green alien
>kid turns out like a normal human but his hair is green
>that will be $30,000/a week with tip... thanks WGA!!!
>Hera didn't take Kanan's last name and Kanan's only heir has his mothers maiden name
He didn't deserve this fate.
Well, to be fair, Kanan Jarrus isn’t his name either.
imagine twi'lek MEW as your mom
PUTA
ew, a living surfboard. no thanks
star wars is fricking dead. every single piece of media since disney took over (outside of MAYBE rogue 1) has been pure fricking slop.
Clone Wars final season, Rebels & Bad Batch for nothing but kino
i don't watch childrens cartoons
I challenge you to find anyone who isn’t a braindead stoner who actually watched those shows as an adult.
What didn't you like about them? I'm a 3d graphics hobbiest and gamer, and those show have an interesting design and pretty cool rendering techniques. So even if an episode isn't great, I still get something out of it.
Rogue One was also shit because it wasted the Death Troopers.
Andor was incredible, but I dont think KK wants to release anything actually good. She wants more shows like ahsoka, which celebrate female empowerment and girl power.
Progressive skinsuit.
>hurr hurrr Rogue One was also shit
Rogue One was arguably the only Star Wars movie released after 1983.
Dude, if you are picking R1 then you are talking shit since we got Andor which is AT LEAST as good.
How is he brown? Did Kanan get cucked by Ezra? Also, how nice that he doesn't carry on his father's lastname, but his mother's, which makes no sense. Statistically, there's like an 80% chance he'll end up in jail due to being raised by a single mother.
Kanan was also pretty tan skinned.
I don't almost know anything about Star Wars apart from the main movies but fandom led be to believe that Kanan bred Ezra on a daily basis. Are you telling me that's not true?
What the frick does that even mean
He forced Ezra to dress up like Ahsoka and creampied his tight butthole every day. And he was a good friend.
Spoken like a cheating white woman.
>bbbut you're totally tanned babe. ssso it makes sense for the baby to be pitch black, tee hee.
The rebels manga is something else.
didn't it get canceled?
It's honestly an upgrade from the cartoon.
Some LEGO leakers said that his hair was going to be brown and that green would have looked stupid anyway. kek
>Some LEGO leakers said that his hair was going to be brown
they were right, the hair in the new lego ghost set is brown
legos just making shitty inaccurate figures like usual
I guess the Lego was made before they changed the hair, it's become a standard for Disney shows to change things at the last minute.
He already had that hair in the cartoon bro
Yeah but there's also the possibility that they retconned it to be more "realistic" or thought green hair looked stupid, before backtracking on it completely.
They couldn't even get these guys' hair right. I know Lego has a bob with bangs hair but they didn't bother using it for Shin.
Didn't realize how fricked up LA Zeb looked.
>Ezra is a pudgy mexican and/or turk
my sides
>Nail the long skull in the movies
>Make him short and fat in the series
>Maybe he couldn't wear all the makeup due to all the fight scenes
>Nope he's in like three scenes walking around
Just laziness from everyone involved
>Jai Kell is a Black person now
Are you telling me they racelifted a redheaded tanned white guy into some wooly-headed mystery meat monstrosity instead of casting the Asian that voiced him?
wtf that would've been kino
Dante Basco was Jai Kell in the Rebels cartoon, but asians aren't Black persony enough for disney apparently - but this shows a lot of what they think of pajeets
Why Thrawn is Elon?
Elon is an ayy
because he's the modern Hitler???
I hate filoni disney and the antichrist
Rebels Bo-Katan looks like an Irish with down syndrome, but I repeat myself.
why does ezra look like he's about to win the national spelling bee?
>they make the one inquisitor with a rice hat a asiatic
Absolutely based
how did they get away with it
they literally made his face yellow when it was a blue shark alien in the cartoon
even with green makeup MEW looks as average as always
I mean, IMGXHO, Bo Katan is of course perfect since it's her.
I don't have a problem with Ahsoka as much, since she's older.
The rest are .. ok.. except one.
I know MEW is a fan favorite, but, just doesn't work for me as Hera. And for everything they've done previously with how huge and obnoxious the head apendages are, they should have run with it. Her being "alien" looks too much like cosplay level fandom.
>MEW is a fan favorite
in what way?
I apologize anon. I clearly meant a Cinemaphile favorite. I mean, even the acronym.
oh god why.
>has no mass
>passes through anything
>and yet interacts with gasses and uses the bernouli effect to generate lift.
ffs.
please PLEASE someone roflcopter away with a lightsaber in this live action show, at least once
Oh look another ginger got blacked.
It's over.
This looks like a promotional picture for the failed Star Wars hotel that charge $4 grand.
Twi'lek (male)
Twink'lek (male)
is ep 3 worth it?
yes
No.
>20 minute super-moron space battle
>5 minute master-apprentice drama
>5 minute Republic is...le bad
Boring.
Was I supposed to think Hera getting emotional and talking shit to the senator was cool? She is a failure who didn't get her fleet ready to back up her allies and left them to fly towards a big battle station alone. Why are all of these characters so useless?
Imagine a high level general being so emotional to senators
How embarrassing the new republic is garbage im glad canonically they all get vaporized in TFA
JASON DERULO
MITHH'RAW'NURUODO
she's so fricking hot
E CHUTA!
BANTHA PUTA
dont care im simping
Beep beep, back the truck up
The lazy-eyed color contacts are bad enough on Dawson, why do it again on MEW?
>she's so fricking hot
no, she aint.
Why are her eyes like that? They look distended
Because they are contacts. The b***h doesn't have green eyes.
>this is considered a 10/10 in Cinemaphile
No. But this is.
yes she is what part of simping didnt u get
Jesus that is one ugly PUTA.
Yeah, but why are the contacts so…Big? They stick out
Cuz her iris is big.
one eye is glass
:O
walled old hag
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Cursed name.
DIOS MIO EL ABOMINACION DE LOS GUERRAS ESTRELLAS
I want to force spunk in her sith-hole
>Blond hair
>Luna Lovegood vibes
>BIPOLAR BANGS
You crazy bastards - I'm IN.
uh oh
Uh Oh
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>this literal space alien’s space alien physiology doesn’t make sense to me.
He’s literally the best thing in the show. Cool your jets
>Jacen
Wait wasn't that Han & Leia's sons name in the E.U......what's going on?
>hey did you know thing you hate now references thing you like? do you rike it yet?
Also yet another example of the Rebels cast stealing everything from LHL.
it's just the name "Jason" spelled to look freaky, like spelling Cindy as Cyndi
It's one of the low-effort "references" that Filoni throws in from time to time to get morons on board. Another example is Malachor from Rebels.
> he has green hair because his mother is a green twi'lek
Proof? How do you know he doesn’t dye his hair like Holdo? He’s a kid, they wear their hair in weird ways. This is just the Star Wars version of a broccoli cut
Hybrids in Star Wars outside of some genetic experiment or Sith frickery is bullsjit and it’s stupid and should have never been allowed
Hybrids are a Star Trek thing and it has a backstory because most sentient creatures were created by a progenitor species.
That is not Star Wars. Humans and Twi’Lks under no circumstances should be able to conceive a child
What's his M-count
you morons keep arguing about which canon is worse, but the truth is that they're both shit
it's rare to find an honest poster on Cinemaphile, much less in a star wars thread
I loved that scene where a powerful Jedi with lightsabers is standing on the outside of a disabled ship and ALL the bad guys decide to shoot only at her instead of blowing the ship to pieces. Fricking bravo, Filoni. Also we're now going to go with the idea that anyone can use the force if they try hard enough?
>I loved that scene where a powerful Jedi with lightsabers is standing on the outside of a disabled ship and ALL the bad guys decide to shoot only at her instead of blowing the ship to pieces.
Their retro WW2 starfighters barely scratched the hull of that ship. Of course it was more tempting to shoot the Jedi who was after them for the last two episodes.
>Also we're now going to go with the idea that anyone can use the force if they try hard enough?
That was always the case, newfriend. It's just that the Jedi Order as an institution did not bother with people who are not talented enough and who would took too long to train into anything worthwhile. The episode said as much. But that doesn't mean you can't learn it.
>Kasdan: The Force was available to anyone who could hook into it?
>Lucas: Yes, everybody can do it.
>Kasdan: Not just the Jedi?
>Lucas: It’s just the Jedi who take the time to do it.
>Marquand: They use it as a technique.
>Lucas: Like yoga. If you want to take the time to do it, you can do it; but the ones that really want to do it are the ones who are into that kind of thing. Also like karate.
I love how FiloBlack person reaches back 40 years to justify Disney today.
Midichlorians, Black person.
He’s a QT pi, I hope he gets to be a Jedi.
He dies. Kylo Ren kills him and baby Yeed
Live fast and leave a beautiful corpse. This is the way.
Post yfw Marrok takes off his mask and it's Sam Witwer
It’s going to be Ezra
I didn't watch the cartoon but that would be moronic. Why is he evil now? When Maul couldn't convince him to go evil, who did? Or was he corrupted somehow and forced into this? Or is he somehow fooling all these dark Jedi by pretending to be evil and somehow getting into their good graces so quickly? Why the inquisitor armor? And most importantly, how is he here when he was last on some ship with Thrawn going into another Galaxy and the bad guys want to find Thrawn which means somehow Ezra managed to escape that other Galaxy and leave Thrawn trapped there still and now he's in this Galaxy for some reasno.
Like I said, moronic, but I wouldn't put it past Disney.
Aliens. From the outer rim
It's gonna be Snoke
>disney
>brown mongrel actor
>will of course eventually announce he’s a gay and that he’s going to the Shekel System in the Outer Rim to see the infamous surgeon of Ziro the Hut, Uri Steinblastgoldfeld, to have his brown dick chopped off, and a lightsaber hole pierced where his scrotum was, and have fake montrals made from his brown furry leg stapled atop his greasy brown head, and then he’ll totes be a real Twi'lek “woman.”
>next chapter: bro, er- I mean lady reported to have jumped into the Sarlacc pit after his failed operation and agonizing pain and humiliation after two years of tortuous dilating to prevent his open wound/spacevegana from healing
I heckin LOVE SoïWars!!!1!
It’s
All
So
Tiresome
anyone have the webm of the jedi going on the outside of the spaceship to block the lasers?
Looks fine. I would take a twi‘lek wife
How did star wars suddenly get so fricking brown? everyone now is brown, like if the white men got extinct and are exclusively on the side of "villains." Kanan wasn't a fricking mystery meat like this little favela monkey is.
Well, he was voiced by a super white looking Latino so he's brown as frick now.
Real reason, though, is no one writing this stuff(or producing, maybe?) know that stand-ins for real world things work better when they aren't 1:1 analogues of them. Want your white audience to sympathize with black slave folks with yiur robot story? Make the robots look like them, the whites that need to get this. Instead, they're just showing these people that they ARE the enemy in their eyes and are only capable of evil.
Shin Hottie
The reactions to Dave Filoni's autism from the CG cartoons, now that it's all being exposed to a wider audience, have been absolutely fricking hilarious.
Hello anon, Im MEW.
Hey I dunno I didn't come up with the f'ckin thing!
roflcoptor.. Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time..
Surely it was Ewan McGregor who blackmailed Lucasfilm into hiring his wife, or he wouldn't do Obi-Wan, right? He got his daughter in it, too.
Why do I feel like Ahsoka's and Hera's actresses would look better swapped?
it would had been better if the PUTA wih the dead career was out of the whole project. but nepostism entered the chat.
Wait why does he look like a mestizo?
Do U.S americans really think all Latinos are such mixes?
Kanan looks full on Spanish not a drop of native features in him and Freddie Prince Jr is almost certainly not mixed with anything but Spanish and other Latin European.
I hate Americans.
T. white Cuban.
dios mio.. la creatura cubana..
This is Freddie Prinze, Jr's dad
>He even looks like Jacen Solo
I bet Filoni is already thinking about the drama when he turns to Dark Side and join Snoke or whatnot
We're doing a timeline split from this show forward mark my words
Real talk, how the frick a human and a twilek an even produce a child?
The Force
Why did they made Sabine an apprentice. She isn't force sensitive. She's a Mandalorian and the episode on her training with the darksaber focused on that. In said Episode Sabine found a way to use what Kanan taught her with her Mandalorian fighting style. She shouldn't be doing Jedi shit but mixing Mandalorian tech with lightsaber combat.
>series about Asokha
>It's all boring girl drama and girl bosses fighting against the man.
We wanted more siege of Mandalore not Asokha lesbians adventures.
filoniwars is not canon..pretend all you want, it's just not canon is all
well only the OT is canon anyway
>tfw you lived long enough to see your childhood franchises dragged through the dirt by soulless corporate types
Feels kinda bad but I guess that's just how it is.
¡dios mio la abominacion de los tuilek!
So his father's a poo?