>A mild-mannered introvert man is born with a rare genetic disorder that makes him impervious to physical pain. When his new beau is taken hostage in a bank robbery, his affliction becomes his superpower.
https://deadline.com/2024/02/jack-quaid-amber-midthunder-thriller-novocaine-paramount-acquires-infrared-1235811481/
Jack quaid pisses me off for some reason
Nepo baby of medium talent, extremely bland. Face is also quite punchable.
You just put it perfectly. Thank you anon
shut the frick up homosexual
Hello Jack
Ynbaw
Awesome
Hell yeah brother!
Siiick
Oof. That’s gonna sting
Frick yeah Where my jack quaid homies at
In the house!
Calm down, Mike Stoklasa. Go back to watching Star Trek TNG for the 100th time.
They are actually both nepo babies. Her dad's an actor (that indian guy in every western) and her mother runs a casting agency.
he's an ugly moron
that puerto rican prostitute ain't better
perfect pairing
Same, his dad was a chad kino machine and he's just a squeeky voiced little b***h.
>your dad looks like this
>at 70
>you look like Jack Quaid
I'd kms
Because he is a woke, untalented NEPObaby. FACT!
You aren't Creepythinman.
Careful, you’ll upset Mike Stoklasa. He loves Jack Quaid and Will shill him no matter what.
Jack is a soi whose only talent involves acting nerdy and confused (also the nepo).
>When his new beau
Man, this is LGBT? What a waste of Midthunder then. Bleedout must be insane if he wasn't the main character, conscious one second then he slips into near death.
What? Do you not know what "beau" means?"
Belle is the female version. Do you know words?
Very exciting that she's playing a kidnapping victim, as it could mean another full-treatment scene for Ms. Midthunder.
midthunder sounds like an urban dictionary entry for farting
she look like she do be fartin tho
>Quaid will play a sheltered bank executive named Nathan Caine, who has a rare genetic condition that prevents him from feeling physical pain when he is enduring it. When his bank is robbed and one of his co-workers kidnapped, he has to act and finds his greatest liability becomes his greatest strength. It has the kind of high concept that has propelled films like Die Hard and John Wick to franchise heights.
This sounds like something an AI would come up with. In fact, it probably did. Wave of the future I guess.
Ambrey Midplaza
Mid thunder sounds like a fake name
Apparently her dad made it up, just because it sounds cool
To disguise his daughter being 75% Asian.
his dad is norwegian, his actual surname is midthun. he changed it to be more ethnic sounding
This.
For a/sp/ies, it's like how Mike Stanton started going by Giancarlo Stanton when he began playing for a team that had a huge Hispanic fanbase.
That disorder is terrible. Remember hearing about a small kid that burned the hell out of himself playing with a lightbulb. Did not feel a thing.
I can’t remember where I heard this but some science professor couldn’t feel his hand and started burning it on a hot plate while lecturing and only noticed because of the smell.
It sounds like it will be portrayed as at least somewhat shitty, as opposed to the Kickass treatment which made it sound like an unalloyed gift
>Caine grew up a sheltered child, learning to blend food so he would not unwittingly chew off his own tongue and to wear a timer to remind himself when to go to the bathroom.
Amber is playing his kidnapped girlfriend
>When the bank he works at is robbed and his new love taken hostage, his affliction becomes his greatest strength as he sets out to rescue her.
>her
interestingly she is being typecast more as a robbery victim than an action girl
>wear a timer to remind himself when to go to the bathroom.
New fetish unlocked
>film's called "novocaine"
>become interested thinking it will be a modern Trainspotting-type film about some drug addicts/dealers
>it's actually a generic action film about a guy who can't feel pain
ffs
>Trainspotting-type film about some drug addicts/dealers
That's as generic as it gets.
Yeah but there hasn't been a good one in a while.
Novocaine is a local anesthetic. It basically does nothing except make the area it's applied to numb for a while.
Then why do green day have a song about desperately wanting some?
because that song is about being a little b***h who cant take the pain
No I think you've gotten that wrong anon
Something tells me it's going to be nowhere near as good.
Congratulations to Jack Quaid for landing a lead role in a future tax write-off
>mild-mannered introvert man is born with a rare genetic disorder that makes him impervious to physical pain.
>goes after robbers
>gets shot in the head
If you can't feel that you're dead, you can't die
what is midthunder
A very cute half-Thai, half-Injun girl from New Mexico
Her dad's a real injun
>tfw have a rare genetic condition where all I feel is pain
Theyre going to pump me full of novacaine to sit through that crap
She cute.
this, quite frankly
I like Amber, she's a real qt
she cute!