Jack Quaid and Amber Midthunder to star in NOVOCAINE

>A mild-mannered introvert man is born with a rare genetic disorder that makes him impervious to physical pain. When his new beau is taken hostage in a bank robbery, his affliction becomes his superpower.

https://deadline.com/2024/02/jack-quaid-amber-midthunder-thriller-novocaine-paramount-acquires-infrared-1235811481/

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jack quaid pisses me off for some reason

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nepo baby of medium talent, extremely bland. Face is also quite punchable.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You just put it perfectly. Thank you anon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          shut the frick up homosexual

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hello Jack

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ynbaw

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Awesome

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hell yeah brother!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Siiick

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oof. That’s gonna sting

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Frick yeah Where my jack quaid homies at

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              In the house!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Calm down, Mike Stoklasa. Go back to watching Star Trek TNG for the 100th time.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are actually both nepo babies. Her dad's an actor (that indian guy in every western) and her mother runs a casting agency.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's an ugly moron

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that puerto rican prostitute ain't better

      perfect pairing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, his dad was a chad kino machine and he's just a squeeky voiced little b***h.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >your dad looks like this
        >at 70
        >you look like Jack Quaid
        I'd kms

    • 3 months ago
      That guy who invented saying FACT at the end of every sentence to piss off kikes

      Because he is a woke, untalented NEPObaby. FACT!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You aren't Creepythinman.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Careful, you’ll upset Mike Stoklasa. He loves Jack Quaid and Will shill him no matter what.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, his dad was a chad kino machine and he's just a squeeky voiced little b***h.

      Jack is a soi whose only talent involves acting nerdy and confused (also the nepo).

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >When his new beau
    Man, this is LGBT? What a waste of Midthunder then. Bleedout must be insane if he wasn't the main character, conscious one second then he slips into near death.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What? Do you not know what "beau" means?"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Belle is the female version. Do you know words?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very exciting that she's playing a kidnapping victim, as it could mean another full-treatment scene for Ms. Midthunder.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    midthunder sounds like an urban dictionary entry for farting

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she look like she do be fartin tho

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Quaid will play a sheltered bank executive named Nathan Caine, who has a rare genetic condition that prevents him from feeling physical pain when he is enduring it. When his bank is robbed and one of his co-workers kidnapped, he has to act and finds his greatest liability becomes his greatest strength. It has the kind of high concept that has propelled films like Die Hard and John Wick to franchise heights.
    This sounds like something an AI would come up with. In fact, it probably did. Wave of the future I guess.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ambrey Midplaza

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mid thunder sounds like a fake name

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently her dad made it up, just because it sounds cool

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        To disguise his daughter being 75% Asian.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        his dad is norwegian, his actual surname is midthun. he changed it to be more ethnic sounding

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This.

          For a/sp/ies, it's like how Mike Stanton started going by Giancarlo Stanton when he began playing for a team that had a huge Hispanic fanbase.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That disorder is terrible. Remember hearing about a small kid that burned the hell out of himself playing with a lightbulb. Did not feel a thing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can’t remember where I heard this but some science professor couldn’t feel his hand and started burning it on a hot plate while lecturing and only noticed because of the smell.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It sounds like it will be portrayed as at least somewhat shitty, as opposed to the Kickass treatment which made it sound like an unalloyed gift
      >Caine grew up a sheltered child, learning to blend food so he would not unwittingly chew off his own tongue and to wear a timer to remind himself when to go to the bathroom.

      >When his new beau
      Man, this is LGBT? What a waste of Midthunder then. Bleedout must be insane if he wasn't the main character, conscious one second then he slips into near death.

      Amber is playing his kidnapped girlfriend
      >When the bank he works at is robbed and his new love taken hostage, his affliction becomes his greatest strength as he sets out to rescue her.
      >her
      interestingly she is being typecast more as a robbery victim than an action girl

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wear a timer to remind himself when to go to the bathroom.
        New fetish unlocked

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >film's called "novocaine"
    >become interested thinking it will be a modern Trainspotting-type film about some drug addicts/dealers
    >it's actually a generic action film about a guy who can't feel pain
    ffs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Trainspotting-type film about some drug addicts/dealers

      That's as generic as it gets.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but there hasn't been a good one in a while.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Novocaine is a local anesthetic. It basically does nothing except make the area it's applied to numb for a while.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then why do green day have a song about desperately wanting some?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          because that song is about being a little b***h who cant take the pain

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No I think you've gotten that wrong anon

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something tells me it's going to be nowhere near as good.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Congratulations to Jack Quaid for landing a lead role in a future tax write-off

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mild-mannered introvert man is born with a rare genetic disorder that makes him impervious to physical pain.
    >goes after robbers
    >gets shot in the head

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you can't feel that you're dead, you can't die

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is midthunder

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A very cute half-Thai, half-Injun girl from New Mexico

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her dad's a real injun

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw have a rare genetic condition where all I feel is pain

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theyre going to pump me full of novacaine to sit through that crap

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She cute.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like Amber, she's a real qt

      she cute!

      this, quite frankly

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Amber, she's a real qt

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she cute!

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