James Dean. >5'7". Tom Cruise. >5'7". James McAvoy. >5'7". Emilio Estevez

James Dean
>5'7"
Tom Cruise
>5'7"
James McAvoy
>5'7"
Emilio Estevez
>5'7"
Al Pacino
5'6"
Dustin Hoffman
>5'5"
Michael J Fox
>5'4"

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I was under 6 foot I would kill myself. Literally no point living like that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. People take your bullshit seriously at work and smile. They just want you to like them. It's fricking amazing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Height Affirmation Therapy for them, STAT

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Height Affirmation Surgery for them, STAT

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's almost like movies are smoke and mirrors.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    being short is the last of Michael J Fox's worries

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Short men are the only ones with the level of psychosis and inferiority complex you would need to make it in the thresher of Hollywood

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's something so funny about this to me. I remember being 6'0 at age 14 in the 8th grade. I think how much I would tower over supposed full grown men when I was a boy. I'm 6'5 now. 5'4 though.. that's insane, I bet I was that tall at like, age 8.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What percentage of people are your height?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        100% of the people who matter.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      and yet you're not a millionaire so you're completely dysgenic. honestly if you're over 6'3 and don't have multi millions by the time you're 30 you're genetic garbage

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        manlet cope

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you ok, little guy?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      *dies at 75 to heart problems*
      meanwhile

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    tom cruise is 5'4"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he was 5'6?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reason the height surgery costs like 600K, right there.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    americans are obsessed with height, it's weird

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It gets the attention of girls and everything else follows with just that. Height is like a confidence and trust magnet in America.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And yet most of these people are married with families. Insecure homosexual

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          All they had to have was a 9/10 face.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            none of them have a 9/10 face my guy

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dogshit. What do you think some gay model guy wearing makeup is going to be rated 9/10 by real women that like sex?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            And yet most of these people are married with families. Insecure homosexual

            They're rich

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            So now you're moving the goalposts and saying you don't have to be tall, just good looking?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is the funniest part about height obsessed gays online. I see some of the ugliest, fattest, and shortest people every day with families and children. It's just terminally online morons who want to blame everything but themselves for not getting attention from the opposite sex.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Height ever being an issue is a israeli psy-op only women and low test "men" fall for

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nooo, women should be allowed to stay single til their 40's waiting for 6'5' millionaire diamond chin man to show up

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dirty Dustin Hoffman needs a bath

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    short people are literally easier to film

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Inside a car maybe.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    short men make for better framing with average height grills
    why do you think reese witherspoon and vince vaughn had many scenes with just them sitting in the car in that stupid christmas movie

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Maurizio Zanfanti dead: Playboy, 63, who slept with 6,000 women dies having sex with 23-year-old tourist

    wtf lankletbros... how did this fricking subhuman manlet have sex with 6000 women and I'm 6'3 and a virgin at 32???

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tall people suffer horrible back pain once they grow old. They are also clumsier and have worse center of Gravity.
    Yeah, it's a manlet cope, but still true.
    Also most of you are ugmo lanklets who will die khv, I don't make the rules.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're short stay average or slim, your caretakers or grown up children will thank you for it

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm 5'11" and have never felt tall. also a wizard so it didn't help much.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are beaners and chinks so short?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were safety in numbers type races.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    manlets, we just can't stop winning

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