Kind of pussied out for that Rocky IV video to get the mountain shot. Had a cry about his daughter and afraid he would die if he went further to confirm the site and used someone else video to confirm that that mountain was the one from Rocky IV.
Actually, he likes Breaking Bad making his 2nd show he loved behind Twilight Zone. It has to be something extraordinary for him to like something that is new.
It’s not just that it’s boring, it re-uses shots so the audience says “Hey I remember that!”, even though it has no deeper thematic significance! It’s just Easter Eggs for fanboys, same with Marvel films. Someone who watches this show, and someone who notices all the dumb details, will ultimately get the same viewing experience.
Same audience as morons who read Stephen King because “his books are long bro”. Yeah, they’re long, but not well-written or good in any way shape or form.
>Haven't watched James Rofle in almost a decade >Decide to watch video >Expecting him to be talking to Mike >It's a land whale and a troony
What happened?
>can't talk >can't watch one movie a week >start a show where you have to talk abnd watch one movie a week
Rental Reviews was a fun show, but man did they set themselves up for failure from day one.
Mac had so much more fun visiting RLM... it's so obvious in the videos
>can't talk >can't watch one movie a week >start a show where you have to talk abnd watch one movie a week
Rental Reviews was a fun show, but man did they set themselves up for failure from day one.
As much as I hate to admit it because the guy is a fricking sperg, all good AVGN content was written by Mike. Without him, James is just a nice but boring midwit with no taste.
>complaints about office painting scene
You'd think a film school graduate would be able to decipher why that scene is meaningful, but I guess not. Is James a hack?
I’m roughly James age and I’ve never seen it. The HP phenomenon we were too old for when it came out and it wasn’t really “for us”and it’s too big now to give a shit about. I’m sure I wouldn’t like it either after all the hype. Same with Pokémon. You can not like something or not be interested in it and not give a frick about other people liking it.
There is boring parts but the worst part of the show is that at every big moment they just do something to make the plot work instead of make things add up. Many such cases.
I agree with everything he said.
The show has many great moments but it loves to waste time, did we really need to see Chuck pull out power cords for 15 minutes?
Toby has frequent contact with disturbing e-celebs. Kieran routinely melts down and threatens violence against commentors. The slobs were more than just disgusting on the outside.
James still watches the same garbage he watched as a 13 year old during the 80's. It's clear his wife is getting increasingly sick of it, yet he refuses to change.
I unironically don't give a shit about this balding cuck anymore, and I've been watching since the original TMNT vid released. I finally dropped him for good when he was doing the podcast.
>shit video quality >script clearly thrown together in an afternoon >no equipment except a handheld camera >100x more soulful than modern AVGN
Someone explain.
Hes right. Better hope you dont forget alot of what happens in the first two seasons. Else your gonna have to slog through alot of shit for the show too get too the point. Thats the problem with shows that are hung on a plot twist. All the themes and ideas arnt fully explored until its revealed. Meaning a lot of useless filler.
This guy said he was gonna get off the internet and lose weight and instead has gotten fatter. Like how every 10 episodes of Cum Town Stav said he was gonna lose weight and get jacked and he just got worst.
The best thing he's done in ages. Also weird to see him out and about these days. Feels like covid was an excuse for him to never leave the house ever again.
he gets so much hate from schizos but he seems like such a cute man, I really like how he talks about his children and how much he clearly loves them. Wish my father was a harmless loving autist instead of a chain smoker with anger issues.
>Oh, I'll call Saul alright...CALL HIM A FRICKING Black person! THIS WAS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF PSEUD DIAHHREA SHIT THAT'S EVER SPLATTERED OUT OF MY TV! THAT homosexual VINCE GILLIGAN RAPED US ALL, AND MONKEY POX ARE STILL FESTERING! AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, AMC STANDS FOR ANNOYING MIDWIT wienerS! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
>40 year old still watching capeshit unironically didn't get his epic shootout with the good guy winning ending
do ppl still care what he thinks after he became a company's b***h?
we were told ahead of time that it'll be a p obvious ending that's bittersweet
Fun fact: He's not a fan of capeshit and when he went to watch Endgame, he said he didn't like it because he kept leaving the theater to refill the parking meter and missed most of it
>he said he didn't like it because he kept leaving the theater to refill the parking meter and missed most of it
From the way James works where he says it's impossible to film from multiple angles efficiently, from his opinions, to this dumbass bullshit about refilling a parking meter.
He just sounds like a brainlet that can't figure out how to do things and has zero will to improve
>muh influencer
frick yourself
have a nice day newbies
>newbie takes the obvious bait
😐
That's not how baiting works Amanda
winners make their own rules
newbie
James taste never grew beyond what he would've liked when he was 13.
Many such cases
Kind of pussied out for that Rocky IV video to get the mountain shot. Had a cry about his daughter and afraid he would die if he went further to confirm the site and used someone else video to confirm that that mountain was the one from Rocky IV.
Actually, he likes Breaking Bad making his 2nd show he loved behind Twilight Zone. It has to be something extraordinary for him to like something that is new.
literally who?
Well you'd better make another 20 threads about the show then.
>e-celeb is a moron with awful taste
What a surprise.
Hes right, better call saul is boring as frick
It’s not just that it’s boring, it re-uses shots so the audience says “Hey I remember that!”, even though it has no deeper thematic significance! It’s just Easter Eggs for fanboys, same with Marvel films. Someone who watches this show, and someone who notices all the dumb details, will ultimately get the same viewing experience.
Same audience as morons who read Stephen King because “his books are long bro”. Yeah, they’re long, but not well-written or good in any way shape or form.
Real patricians enjoying watching paint dry
Patrician opinion, watch all the pseuds seethe.
this, i love how this board pretends to be so much better than reddit but they always end up gushing over the same terrible shit.
>Haven't watched James Rofle in almost a decade
>Decide to watch video
>Expecting him to be talking to Mike
>It's a land whale and a troony
What happened?
That "troony" now owns the Cinemassacre and AVGN brands. That fatty is the producer of Cinemassacre content. James is a soulless puppet these days
This
Also this, unironically
Big Ryan is alright these days, his and Mikes show is really good. People are way too hard on his early appearances.
>mike is back with James and Ryan is a troony
How long was a gone for?
I thought this was a fricking joke Photoshop. It's real
lel Ryan really does look like he's about to transition
I thought the same thing when I saw him on the podcast Friday
No he's just employing the "grow and cover" technique
Does James hate it or does "The Nerd" hate it?
Man I feel sorry for Justin and Ryan here. Dealing with James cannot be easy at the best of times, let alone over a skype call.
>guy who spent 7 years in special ed class doesnt like better call saul
confirmed, bcs is high iq kino
What do you think?
Also in this video he says he only saw the first season of the Simpsons and never managed to watch any more
It was kind of a dull video. I wish he'd just done another boomer editorial about one show, these "Top X" videos are just so old hat.
Mac had so much more fun visiting RLM... it's so obvious in the videos
I prefer his og VHS store set-up. Smaller scale for sure but much comfier. Maybe the new one is too lightly lit.
>Family Matters
He's genuinely a sodabrain
>never managed to watch any more
out of disgust or T I M E?
yes its boring the first three season literally nothing happened
I remember watching the entire season 2 and thinking the same. Didn't watch any further.
Brown bricks with minecrap
For me it's "I broke into James' house to watch a movie for toddlers"
Is there a playlist or record for the Mike videos?
the slobs purged them from youtube, you can find them on b***hute last I checked
Newt won.
Newt has a harem of 5/10 horror fangirls
He's mentally stunted so no surprise
jesus mike bootsy and kyle got FAT AS FRICK
>can't talk
>can't watch one movie a week
>start a show where you have to talk abnd watch one movie a week
Rental Reviews was a fun show, but man did they set themselves up for failure from day one.
>Uh, *sniff*, I uh... <mumbles inaudibly> and when I was a *sniff* kid, I, uh, <mumbles inaudibly> and my kids are *sniffs again* no time.
Why can't James string a sentence together?
No time for proper enunciation
As much as I hate to admit it because the guy is a fricking sperg, all good AVGN content was written by Mike. Without him, James is just a nice but boring midwit with no taste.
>complaints about office painting scene
You'd think a film school graduate would be able to decipher why that scene is meaningful, but I guess not. Is James a hack?
You're telling me you literally watch paint dry in the show?
I’m roughly James age and I’ve never seen it. The HP phenomenon we were too old for when it came out and it wasn’t really “for us”and it’s too big now to give a shit about. I’m sure I wouldn’t like it either after all the hype. Same with Pokémon. You can not like something or not be interested in it and not give a frick about other people liking it.
I have to go now, the nurse is bringing my mush.
James has possibly the most plebian tastes. The guy fancies himself as an auteur but the reality is he is as cookie cutter as it gets.
There is boring parts but the worst part of the show is that at every big moment they just do something to make the plot work instead of make things add up. Many such cases.
>is boring and like watching paint dry
I don't see what the issue is here.
Low IQ people take you not liking something they like as a personal insult.
Much better review from a chad Browns fan. Oldhats will recognize this guy immediately.
I was just thinking about this guy this morning wondering if he'd reacted to the latest Wings shenanigans.
I agree with everything he said.
The show has many great moments but it loves to waste time, did we really need to see Chuck pull out power cords for 15 minutes?
>still shoving Justin into videos even though it's been made clear the audience hates him
nice retooling, James
Has he been in any video this year? I think the only people he's had on are Joe Bob and Lloyd
he is also a pedophile which makes his constant inclusion even more concerning
Toby has frequent contact with disturbing e-celebs. Kieran routinely melts down and threatens violence against commentors. The slobs were more than just disgusting on the outside.
This was a clip from their failed podcast last year
He has a higher position than James at the company, so he chooses to come on the podcast.
litertaly who?
James still watches the same garbage he watched as a 13 year old during the 80's. It's clear his wife is getting increasingly sick of it, yet he refuses to change.
So it was millennials speedwatching this whole time
>Calls it boring and like watching paint dry
i like the lack of self-awareness here
>film curator
>doesn't curate anything past pop culture staples and monster movies
People can specialize, it's not a crime.
>film curator
>too lazy to watch movies himself and hires a plagiarist to make reviews for him
>not only is James lazy, but his ghostwriters are also too lazy to watch and review movies
Unfortunately, he specialized in changing diapers and slurping the bull's cum from his wife's anus.
who are the fat ugly morons it keeps cutting to? hahahhaahh low lives. literal sacks of human shit.
they are his handlers
it's a sorry sight
hes true
>Praises El Camino
Shit taste confirmed
I unironically don't give a shit about this balding cuck anymore, and I've been watching since the original TMNT vid released. I finally dropped him for good when he was doing the podcast.
The TMNT video. Didn’t Mike write that? We all know James wouldnt be able to get past the damn level. He cant even find the whistle in Mario 3
Wasn't there a Pilot for AVGN that Mike wrote? Something with a Mario game IIRC?
Alcoholic James was pure kino
>shit video quality
>script clearly thrown together in an afternoon
>no equipment except a handheld camera
>100x more soulful than modern AVGN
Someone explain.
>has no time
>watched 5 seasons of a show he found boring
>has no time
>forms a shitty buttrock cover band that sounds worse than a 13 year old's garage band
Wtf is his problem?
>him and his wife lay in bed watching all things kevin hart
CAUCASION SAUSAGE FEST
Kevin Hart is too small for Apeshrill; she needs a big hulking giganig bull to get off.
Hes right. Better hope you dont forget alot of what happens in the first two seasons. Else your gonna have to slog through alot of shit for the show too get too the point. Thats the problem with shows that are hung on a plot twist. All the themes and ideas arnt fully explored until its revealed. Meaning a lot of useless filler.
>boring
>favorite BB episode is fly
He's mobile
Is it kino?
YT not Kino
Can we plz go one day without u2ubers
At least he made the sensible decision to turn back. This would have turned into one of those true horror videos if not.
>New Rex Viper song starts playing
I wish I knew what it was like to feel no shame.
I see the diet is going well.
>The goyim know. Shut the McDonald's down.
This guy said he was gonna get off the internet and lose weight and instead has gotten fatter. Like how every 10 episodes of Cum Town Stav said he was gonna lose weight and get jacked and he just got worst.
Pure, unmitigated kino
>mowden
>starts crying like a b***h for no reason
The best thing he's done in ages. Also weird to see him out and about these days. Feels like covid was an excuse for him to never leave the house ever again.
he gets so much hate from schizos but he seems like such a cute man, I really like how he talks about his children and how much he clearly loves them. Wish my father was a harmless loving autist instead of a chain smoker with anger issues.
He was literally in the moron classes during school.
was it better than the Better Call Saul finale?
The Dragon In Muh Dreams is pure kino. I don't care how much you guys meme on it.
It's fraudulent
I don't see how, but I don't care anyway. All movies are "fraudulent".
>Oh, I'll call Saul alright...CALL HIM A FRICKING Black person! THIS WAS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF PSEUD DIAHHREA SHIT THAT'S EVER SPLATTERED OUT OF MY TV! THAT homosexual VINCE GILLIGAN RAPED US ALL, AND MONKEY POX ARE STILL FESTERING! AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, AMC STANDS FOR ANNOYING MIDWIT wienerS! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
That dude is a homosexual, but he's not wrong.
>this is so gay lmao why are they painting the office
>HOLY SHIT IS THAT KEVIN HART LOL HE'S SO EPIC AND FUNNY
Trooners losing their minds over these guys being honest about what they like instead of fronting like sullen teenagers was fun.
what were they expecting?
James has always been a dadrock boomer with poor taste in music
shitty games? played.
scripts? stolen.
power chords? strummed.
indie filmmaking? invented.
hair? lost.
Wife? Blacked.
Time? None.
Shit? Pickled.
Cheese? Monkeyed.
80s wood? Drilled.
Wild guess? Taken.
Four-leaf clovers? 5 of uhm
yep it’s Bimmy time.
Ducks? Walked.
Fee
Fi
Fo
FIVE OF UHM
James has probably the most unimaginative boomer taste possible
I literally can't think of more "born in the wrong generation" answers than that
was this the guy that made a movie about his wife fricking aBlack person?
No that was Based Brad.
>40 year old still watching capeshit unironically didn't get his epic shootout with the good guy winning ending
do ppl still care what he thinks after he became a company's b***h?
we were told ahead of time that it'll be a p obvious ending that's bittersweet
Fun fact: He's not a fan of capeshit and when he went to watch Endgame, he said he didn't like it because he kept leaving the theater to refill the parking meter and missed most of it
>he said he didn't like it because he kept leaving the theater to refill the parking meter and missed most of it
From the way James works where he says it's impossible to film from multiple angles efficiently, from his opinions, to this dumbass bullshit about refilling a parking meter.
He just sounds like a brainlet that can't figure out how to do things and has zero will to improve
Bcs is something I would consider an actual brainlet filter
>Bimothy Rofle
looks like he has a based bone left in his body after all
>literal manchildren gets filtered
some homosexual with fruit computer... bet it's also posted on reddit
>likes el camino
>hates bcs
hes a marvel enthusiast. cant blame him for having moronic takes. need action 24/7 or its like watching paint dry.