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Deep Impact is an underrated movie if you want some space kino
>biden
lol lmao
Jesus christ, let the man retire, he's fricked.
He aint running in 2024.
Even jon stewart has better chances than biden
he's running because there's no alternative
although the NYT did for the first time ever point out that he's old as frick the other week
well, yeah, jon is a decent man at least and not crazy like the rest of the comedians have done.
Fricking hell. Literal actual unironic genuine robotic NPC.
How have I not seen this. Genuinely hilarious. The US is a clown show!
he put it on fine, the medal just blends into the tie on the potato quilty webm
>Previously on The Walking Dead
>Half of the population voted for this
you have the orange clown to thank for Biden, they put in the White House a literal dementia patient that doesn't have the energy to get in anyone's way, just because they knew literally anyone could beat trump
Are you moronic? He won the primaries against all other dem nominees
Only like 20 percent of the population even vote. Only npcs vote.
so your saying it would be trivially to win every vote if the "free thinkers who are not npcs" just voted. that the only reason that everything isnt amazing and perfect right now is because the smart people are too fricking stupid to take advantage of it?
Christ, I understand why he's never on camera these days. He's aged about 20 years in the past 5, he looks like a walking corpse.
that's a disguised c3po
How many millions (billions?) have they spent on this potemkin satellite while they show everyone faked computer images.
i dont know, you tell me ivan
>FAKE NEWS! FAKE NEWS! FAKE NEWS!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
have we found aliens yet
Do I have to wait a whole minute? What if I starve in the meantime?
ITS 4 O'CLOCK NOW WHERE IS MY IMAGE?!?!?!
the fact that the telescope takes images outside the visible spectrum makes it a lot less exciting
What do you mean, isn't that just correcting for red shift?
It's infrared.
Yeah but isn't it supposed to be looking for things that would have shifted out of our sight of other instruments?
also yes
why is the president announcing this
His ratings arent doing that well so he wants some points by associating himself with the most anticipated astrological event in decades
pretty pathetic
He needs some good PR. How many questions will he field before the press starts asking about the economy, etc.?
oh man, and here I thought it was because they had found ayys
No, this is a "Look at our new toy!" event.
>duh this is like a space telescope thing to see into the past of uhh the like stars man... and uh if we look back far enough you wont be able to see my self induced national inflation lol *cough*
Probably can't even get through a few questions without incoherently rambling off and forgetting what he's even currently supposed to be doing.
Trump was there at every Space event
People dont believe they sent a giant golden telescope into space, do they? THey literalyl destroy entire countries to steal their gold.
>it's worth the billion in cost because....we get clearer resolution of shit a billion miles away
thats only a dollar per mile bro
What the frick are you doing in a space thread if your only purpose is to shit on it. What's the actual point here. Your one shot at existing and this is what you choose to do. God damn
>a billion miles away
a billion miles away is like Saturn... I know you're dumb, but think bigger.
go back to shitting in the woods moron
I wouldn't mind if we spend the ENTIRE budget of aid to African on space telescopes instead.
In fact I'd applaud it.
>President Biden announced this morning that the James Webb Telescope, initially named after a former white NASA administrator, was to be renamed the Katherine Johnson Telescope. Katherine Johnson was a Black NASA mathematician whose calculations of orbital mechanics as a NASA employee were critical to the success of the first and subsequent U.S. crewed spaceflights. Her career was portrayed in the 2016 biographical film Hidden Figures.
WE WUZ SPACE TELESCOPES N SHIET
They think they are so smart by rewriting history. Instead they just accelerate the transition to America losing influence in a multipolar world.
INCOMING
>pedoscope
no wonder biden is announcing it
>the new telescope at my request has a smell-o-vision module to sniff prepubescent child aliens up to 1000 lightyears away
Why did they name a space telescope after a basketball player?
What the frick you mean first
sensor test image
does not represent what the james webb telescope is capable of.
I mean, I certainly hope it doesn't look that shitty.
>I certainly hope it doesn't look that shitty.
is it?
When do the morons that claim those airbrush clouds are actual photos enter the thread?
>It's literally nothing
Go home everyone, space is cancelled
now post the GitHub contribute stats image
I don't think GitHub has NASA files on it, let alone several hundred terabytes of data for this.
are you moronic?
no.
Please, be bait.
What is that?
Hmm. It’s been widely disseminated already. This midwit hole did the equivalent of adding an air freshener to a car the team built (the team being primarily a white guy who of course was a weak homosexual simp for this potato roastie
well I don't believe you because you're on Cinemaphile.
I want to marry her
She invented and discovered the black hole
>took a harmless photo because of how excited she was
>media took it and blew it out of proportion making it seem like she flew into space and took the photo herself
>incels get mad at her and call her an attention prostitute
>white knighting in current year + 6
shiggy
hope the bros see this bro
I'll always defend truth, that woman just looks autistic which is not surprising when your job is taking photos of black holes. I love space but anything involved with actually working in the field requires levels of autism even I lack
Your naivity is admirable but she's a diversity hire.
put it quite succinctly
You forgot the
>still gets white knighted on a cantonese tapestry forum
bit
me in the back
Stupid hole looking at stupid hole
>launched 7 months ago
>only getting pics now
space is pretty big and it needed to cool down
lens realignments as the entire thing slowly cools down from Earth-temp to "cold" space.
If you've been following it you'd know what's been happening. Odds are you're just typing because you can while having no idea of what you're saying.
Takes time to travel out to the L2 point and get into a stable orbit around it. Then longer to deploy, test, and calibrate all the complex systems. With billions of dollars on the line and no possibility for repair you don't rush things.
The bigger issue is that it took 25 years and billions of dollars to get it off the pad.
>morons think you can make composite images using a series of mirrors
lmfao, it's all fake morons
This is literally the one good thing that's going on. Here's the attention you wanted now go back to the stranger things threads.
the janitorial staff will shortly remove this thread (and rightly so) for being offtopic gay nerd redditor shit
Honestly I agree with you. Earth is flat
And the israelites are why I can't get a girlfriend
SHOW US THE IMAGE BEFORE I PISS MESELF
What a moronic waste of money and resources to see some stars lmao
money is a fake thing, and there are more resources out there for us to exploit. You are a poor grumpy c**t.
Cringe
Do you honestly have an involuntary spazz reaction to shit others say?
Also cringe
if I keep going will you bite your spastic tongue off?
Are you alright? Everything okay at home?
I do not appreciate the homosexual "cringe" posting done by morons with nothing to add but blank dislike for the thoughts of others.
Then why are you posting on the internet especially on a basket weaving Mongolian forum. If your opinions and thoughts were actually worth anything maybe you would be getting proper replies, you massive cringelord.
to shit on your empty head
Absolutely moronic
>Development began in 1996 for a launch initially planned for 2007 with a US$500 million budget.
>The total project cost is now expected to be about US$9.7 billion.
Oh, look a nonwhite person
I'm kinda tired with every sentence ending in "lmao".
Found a better stream.
Official Nasa Stream.
Does anon here live in a suburban house that looks exactly like dozens around it?
non white hands posted this
Why? The video in OP is still not on so I watch a video about suburbs
meant for
Let me guess you’re shitty little apartment or council flat is a unique one of a kind masterpiece?
did you know if that if you want to make make an applie pie you need to make the universe first
countdown?
There was one. It ended 36 minutes ago
joe pooped his diaper and is delayed 40 minutes now
I'm not the only one still waiting for this to actually start, right?
someone in the Cinemaphile thread said that it was delayed to 5:30EST
the alliums are causing interfrettence
Must every government effort be endlessly delayed?
strange how we still dont have orbital cities or moon bases where they do illegal stuff like breed perfect super humans with 4 digit iq to rules over us morons
Space isn't real after the moon it's all a big matte painting.
post space kino
The Old Black Space Program: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6xJzAYYrX8
Why the frick do they keep delaying? Did Joe's meds wear off?
He's sleeping rn so we gotta get the body double ready.
Is sleepy Joe taking a nap? Whats taking so long?
Cinemaphile thread is you guys are interested
it is delayed because when they turned it on the first thing the saw was hitler in heaven sitting in a hot tub.
Why hasn't it started yet?
Joe is sleeping still
bullshit. He has to pee every hour on the hour.
Frick you, your mother, and the horse that rode in on your mother.
Adult diapers
>he’s still going
Give it up gay
In the real world you would be ironing my underwear while I picked through the care package your mother sent you. Punk b***h.
You’re a braindead homosexual b***hing and seething because someone rightfully called you cringe. First day on the internet Black person? Here’s your last (you) you dick sucking moron.
the words you use to express your limited thoughts are gay. You, are gay.
Its being presented by an elderly man who needs his bathroom time.
He fell asleep
Ameribros, I think your president is broken.
Where did this Biden run off to, whoever's in the White House looks nothing like him
>james webb telescope with another delay
this is going to be my first real impression of Joe Biden
wow
it's nothing
>they let us wait for almost an hour
>Putin does this regularly and lets his oligarchs wait to show who the ruler is
Really makes you think
more like the James Cobwebb telescope
JOE BIDEN
JOE BIDEN
WAKE UP
every single scientific discovery leads into something else especially in physics. Every time something new is discovered someone much smarter than you will look at what this means and how it relates to current understanding of physicals or natural phenomena that we know or theorize. This leads to new equations, new discoveries and concepts that can be applied to fields outside physics such as engineering, pharmaceuticals and etc. For example how fricking relevant was the discovery of electricity in the 1700s or the discovery of radioactivity in the 1890s. Just because something seems pointless or meaningless in terms of research doesn't mean it will not yield useless information.
You are probably asking yourself what possible discovery could this yield?
It could help us understand different states of matter in different conditions and how bodies of different mass behave as well as verify theorized concepts or bring light to new ones that could potentially be applied on earth.
I can't feed the kids I keep having. Surely this is nasas fault. Every fricking time
This is what podcast-induced brain rot looks like. Do you think, perchance, that love is at the center of the universe and good trumps over evil?
>podcast-induced brain rot
fridman and Carroll are the worst
>Do you think, perchance, that love is at the center of the universe and good trumps over evil?
No I am not a mouth breather I would prefer government money get spent on something that furthers the understanding of the world than on useless Black folk collecting unemployment and food stamps.
bro I'm gonna use blockchain to cure incels just you wait.
WAKEY WAKEY JOE
>been waiting here like a moron for 47 minutes
are they really going to make us wait a full hour?
Silver alert on biden, fricker's running around the parking lot talking about corn pop
WELL? WE'RE WAITING...
I'm watching ISS live instead, comy satellite stream
watch for me. I am waving.
lel
I think.. I saw you!
Uh.. why are you.... naked?!
Why aren't you?
Technical difficulties. Please stand by.
Just start it without sleepy Joe. He’s going add nothing and just further embarrass himself.
When are they going to show us the space picture?
A lot of americans are regretting not voting for bernie when they had the chance
I could've walked to space and taken the damn picture myself with how late he is
You are fat and you know that is a lie.
nah bro I could totally do it
Patience. Old people move slow.
chairforce one getting it done.
what if looks so far back in time we see dinosaurs
AND HERE. WE. GO.
GET IN HERE
newbie
You are a Black person. You are the biggest blackest gorilla Black person I have ever seen.
They turned it on and it turns out space is not black... it is mixed. They are figuring out how to break it to us.
Doc, are you telling me... space is BLACKED?
we will not know for sure yet, but the footage is being sent to Maury Povich for analysis
SLEEPY
JOE
That does it. Voting for Manchin to replace Biden.
>new presidential candidate vows to give space news on time
>waiting for a gay fake picture
>this is what they took from you
is this movie any good>
The setting of humans in space if we hadn't given up in the 70s is pretty cool. The plot is schizo-core, I liked it.
literally nothing happens and then theres a research lab with a monkey and then nothing happens again
some visually interesting bits, well produced, decent for a movie to watch on a plane but meh at best otherwise
shut up Black person
I frigging love science
>what if stars are just, 800 pound silverback gorillas
my guess is it's going to be a picture of hundreds of tiny specks of light against black. wow can't wait
Could it be that they simply lost all the pictures?
They forgot to put in a transmitter so someone has to go up and get the memory card by hand.
https://webb.nasa.gov/content/webbLaunch/countdown.html
16 hours to go
it says starts at 22h, but it's 23h already?
you missed it. We saw all of space and time. It was pretty good.
all this free time waiting for the stream to start, I was able to make this stupid meme pic
>obama
>cool
liberals are so funny
>1 hour late already
1 hour late so far... wtf is Joe doing?
heard he's riding his bicycle to work
>1 hour
>NASA released the first picture from the James Webb space telescope today, showing that space is astonishingly unfathomably black.
>NASA scientists will now turn their attention to the monumental task of calculating space's unpaid child support.
WAKE UP
You were born too early to go on space adventures.
wow nothing like contemplating suicide in a tin can in the vacuum of space
I’m more upset that I still can’t frick a lifelike robot
>PBS news hour
just watch the nasa stream homosexual
https://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/#publit
If I have to wait for this mf Binden one more second
biden.lang.NullPointerException: Cannot invoke "biden.j()" because "brain" is null
The Biden is being rebooted.
HAPPENING
Someone put an "i did that" sticker right on the lens. They are not going to show it.
give me a rundown on this type of hairline on a woman
handler. that shit ages you.
Norwood 20
Its called the "Elliot Page".
STARTING
>trust the science
thanks nigress
Finally started
holy shit
The demon vp is talking
>big gay black homie
>virtue signal sign language for no reason when CC exists
I hope Biden makes a brilliant pro-science speech full of insightful comments and unique aphorisms
>we have to vaccinate the aliens
biden's dead, kamala's sweating
>sleepy joe can't make it
>quick bring in the nigress poo-in-loo
Also turn the fricking volume up
no joke. I was watching something while waiting and didn't even know it had started with the volume maxed.
I have /bb/ on in the background, I had no idea it had started
i think they are going to do a rickroll or some shit.
well you were kind of right but only because of autoplay
WTF?!!
no refunds
Nice, I saw the same on wallpapers.com
>americans will waste trillions just to build some useless shit that takes pics which look AI generated
oh look they're in the fake white house set
Wow is this the first image of a black ho? No, it's just Kamala.
>sky-shit yall
very cool Joe
>JW Kino
>Fricking Biden on the thumbnail
>Open it
>Kamala is talking
Can they please frick off holy shit. I wouldn't want Trump anywhere near this and same goes for Sleepy Joe.
>dumb fricking fence sitter who totally doesn't lean left literally can not criticize Pedo Pete without also mentioning he hates goggle frumpf
Where the frick is the teleprompter? There's no way Biden and kamala can say this shit themselves
it's in front of them, they're in a fake set
Why aren't any of them wearing masks?
covid ended months ago dude nobody cares anymore
>no audio
amazing
joe calm down
please joe go away and show the images
this better be good
I better see a 10000x10000px alien pusy
Joebot literally crashed
biden is noclipping again
do deaf people find that moronic facial expressions help
radical!!!
>tomorrow
did he just say when the picture is released tomorrow?
did he record this yesterday?
or are we not getting any pic today?
lame
>NASA
>can't start a stream on time
>muh america
literal amateurs can do it from their bedrooms.
boring
Seriously. That's it?
THAT'S IT?!
fullscreen that b***h
THAT'S FRICKING IT?
that is the fricking star swipe from an episode of super friends
damn homie i seen pics like this in my science textbook fr fr nooooo cap
well alright
Oh nononono Pedo Pete bros this was supposed to be our moment!
NEVER SEEN BEFORE GRAPHICS
the bent galaxies are actually pretty cool tho no cap
ok I'm really starting to doubt all this moon landing stuff now...
FRICKING SHOW US WHY AM I STARING AT BIDEN
lol at biden pretending to understand any of this
Miss President
IT'S UP
IT'S UP
not impressed honestly
looks like they just copy pasted the same 6 stars over and over again...
>mogs your telescope
soul
soulless
Starting to think space is fake conspiracies are true.
Look at the old shit
And then the new one
It seems to be following the same trajectory of everything else that's made using vfx. From soul to soulless, from good to shit, from realistic to plastic
you guys are annoying as frick and need bans.
Damn look at this seething hylic gnashing his teeth because someone questioned his masters
you're so funny bro
>NOOOOO NOT MY SPACERINOOO
It was a terrible program that got delayed over a decade. It was outdated before it was launched.
>RTX off
>RTX on
comfy, filmic tones and grain
marvel pajeet cgi looking garbage with no tonality
also, those star lens flares lmaoooooooo billion dollar scientific imaging tool my ass
sooooo
why's the light bent?
they didn't even answer the best part
I want to know why there are fricking four-bladed starbursts like this has some sort of aperture blades on it. FAKE AND GAY.
It's probably because they're projecting more light at the telescope and overwhelming it
>why's the light bent?
it's broken and they won't admit it
because there fricking camera sucks. this piece of shit took forever to build and everything on it you can get a more advanced version of now at walmart
gravitational force
That doesn't make much sense, why would a more powerful telescope show bent galaxies? Just because it's looking further back so it has more time to get distorted?
nothing is distorted. the galaxy is bent due to graviational pull. more resolution makes it look much clearer
Look at how the galaxies are bent, it's in a circular pattern around the focal point of the lens, the light being perceived by the lens is being bent, the actual galaxies aren't bent
central elliptical galaxy must be pretty massive to cause all that gravitational lensing around it
It's beautiful
uh, cool, I guess... so, was it a money laundering project?
you can't deny its beauty
>Not impressed by a shitton of galaxies
Those aren't stars anon, it's actually impressive but unfortunately Biden went to try get some points with it and ruined it
stunning and brave
ngl it's pretty impressive if those galaxies are actually 14bn light years away but it still didn't warrant all the fanfare and they sure as hell didn't sell it properly
imagine looking at this and still thinking there are no other intelligent aliens out there visiting us since the dawn of times just for giggles
Jesus, imagine how many civilizations are out there and we'll never get to meet.
>WAAAAAAAA I'M SO DISAPPOINTED IN SEEING THOUSANDS OF GALAXIES THAT EXIST IN JUST A TINT PORTION OF THE SKY SUGGESTING THERE ARE QUADRILLIONS OF GALAXIES AND STARS AND THERE MUST BE LIFE OUT THERE WAAAAAAA WHY AREN'T THERE ALIENS AND LASER SWORDS ON THE SCREEN?!!
nerd
Wow it's fricking nothing.
>waited 7 months for some generic space picture
they said that the nasa scientists cried when they saw this.
Built.
>International endevors
>USA pays for all of it.
ITT IQ80 plebs
>I wonder what the press is like on other planets
did he really just say that or have I misheard?
PLEASE CLAP
....why are they kicking the press out?
So they don't ask him about Hunter weighing out crack with a hooker on the taxpayer's dime
>it's already over
ARE YOU FRICKING SHITTING ME
"I wonder what the press is like in those other places"
>posted before the stream
>there's a NASA intern browsing Cinemaphile
isn't the thing about space that 99% of the stars are already dead by the time we see them?
you maybe. I am tall.
WHY
DOES
A
SPACE
TELESCOPE
PRODUCE
STAR
BURSTS
LIKE
IT
HAS
APERTURE
BLADES
LMAO
M
A
O
JJ Abrams designed the camera
hexagonal light capturing panels
>shot with an $5 russian helios lens
Something like that produces a shitton of power, we're talking megapulsars, giant globs of matter shitting out power and energy. It's so fricking massive, that it rivals your mother in mass. So it ends up bending the light that's flowing around it because it's simply so fricking large.
The Science requires that there be something to hold up modern equations in place, otherwise we'd have to re-create physics every single time a picture like that is made. Realistically, our current theories are complete and utter horseshit, held together by spoooOooky Dark Matter, spoooOOokier Dark Engery and israeli lies. You're shown pretty early on in physics why Newton's work doesn't technically hold up, the math doesn't parse with reality. But it still remains useful to us. This is the current field theory, largely bullshit, some truths and a whole heaping mouthful of communist approved Diversity.
Honestly, I'd rather trust Scott Steiner's math than current Science.
>we're talking megapulsars
Can they use this to zoom in on planets in other solar systems? Or can it only be used to map out stars and stuff?
it would probably take them months to years to get a clear picture of a planet in another system
they say they can figure out if a exoplanet has an atmosphere and its composition with it. but I'd be more interested in knowing if they can point it to our own planets. if they point it to Neptune or Pluto, will we see any kind of surface detail we haven't seen previously?
I doubt it since Neptune would move out of the way in the time it takes the telescope to do the picture.
They can use it to detect planets with Earthlike atmospheres.
How could a satellite possibly analyze the atmosphere of distant planets?
spectrography
light refraction tells you what type of gasses (and their concentration) surround a celestial body. they annalize the whole spectrum not only visible light.
Can you tell me what kind of gasses are surrounding this celestial body?
*PRRRRFFFFFTTTTTTTT*
yes, but not in the way you want. They can see planets transiting their stars and get some information about them, but it won't actually be able to see continents on an exoplanet or anything like that.
Nice
Kamala had to audition paid child actors because nobody wants to be around her.
americans srs paying 20billion dollars for some $3 china filter? baka
What a waste of time and money. And the next one will cost 10 times more and show 10 times more bullshit galaxies. Who fricking cares.