>Jarvis,

>Jarvis,

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >discombobulate.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      part 3 when?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They claimed to have been working on the script for Sherlock Holmes 3 in April this year.
        So I'd estimate "whenever the strikes end, plus two years".

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Calculate the maximum possible number of cremations that can take place over a period of a year and change.

    Jarvis: yes sir, see the attached image

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >inb4 the blog posting JIDF

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that when they accidentally caused the Nazis to win in a episode of TOS they instantly wiped out humanity.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >air soluble
        I don't understand, it would mix with the air? So the hydrogen cyanide would form a new compound that isn't dangerous?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It would disperse in open air, and the "gas chambers" as they were called were actually not airtight chambers that could hold such concentrations of gas.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It would disperse in open air
            Isn't that what one would want? Why does that matter?
            >gas chambers weren't real
            I don't need that part explained to me, I just don't understand the physics/chemistry of the claim being advanced above

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              dispersing means it doesn't stay in the concentrations required to actually be lethal

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                But wouldn't that be overcome by just pumping in sufficient quantities of poison gas?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >be resource starved 20th century country fighting 2 front war
                >spend who knows how much manpower on making enough gas to constantly pump into showers at the required concentrations
                >instead of just not feeding them or burying them alive

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Or shooting them where you collected them instead of transporting them to another location to be killed later
                The fundamental implausiblities are not the issue

                TOS has a bunch of off the rails shit like that. There's that one episode where Kirk literally reads out The Constitution to a bunch of post-apocalyptic Americans

                [...]
                It wouldn't be worthwhile to have that much gas on hand specifically for that purpose and to just keep pumping it day in day out, they'd basically have to do it 24/7 because the second you open the doors to clean out those bodies it would ruin the concentration (heh) as if those "chambers" weren't bleeding out gas already. Highly likely you'd just kill the personnel as much as you would the victims

                I see so basically it would take too long to get the room up to an LD100 so to speak
                So I suppose there are other poison gases that aren't "air soluble"? Otherwise it seems like poison gas itself is a bit of a meme, no wodner they stopped using it

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Poison gas is an absolute meme and chemical warfare was a Great War thing not a World War 2 thing, and was never really used for executing POWs/civilians.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't its only utility these days as "area denial", to raise the cost of putting men in certain locations?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                And propaganda, of course

                the gas wasn't 'pumped' in

                I mean in the scenario described

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                And propaganda, of course
                [...]
                I mean in the scenario described

                Yeah these days chem warfare is for terrorism and terrorism false flaggng. Don't get me wrong, it's still just as bad and gruesome to die to mustard gas today than it was in 1913, but now more powerful countries and weapon systems can remotely kill people without even having to be within several horizons of them. "Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes" became "Don't fire until you see the whites of their bodies on the UAV scanner"

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                the gas wasn't 'pumped' in

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not with wooden doors

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remember the episode of TOS where a starfleet officer converts a planet into nazism because it's the best economic system?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          TOS has a bunch of off the rails shit like that. There's that one episode where Kirk literally reads out The Constitution to a bunch of post-apocalyptic Americans

          But wouldn't that be overcome by just pumping in sufficient quantities of poison gas?

          It wouldn't be worthwhile to have that much gas on hand specifically for that purpose and to just keep pumping it day in day out, they'd basically have to do it 24/7 because the second you open the doors to clean out those bodies it would ruin the concentration (heh) as if those "chambers" weren't bleeding out gas already. Highly likely you'd just kill the personnel as much as you would the victims

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the guy who talked about killing all israelites in his manifesto absolutely didnt kill all the israelites when he gained absolute power in germany
      the fatal flaw in your back of the envelope math is calculating the cremating of a 200 pound person, but the vast majority of holocaust victims were children and starving people. a 5yo doesnt need 3 hours to turn to ash, and working 24h a day every day is easy when you have literal slave labour

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        he literally didn't and most POWs were foreigners and german traitors you dumb frick
        the 6 gorillion is obviously a fricking lie to begin with

        Reminder that when they accidentally caused the Nazis to win in a episode of TOS they instantly wiped out humanity.

        and in picard's (that fricking terrible fricking show) season 2 they have humanity turn into some genocidal tyranny where they wipe out sapient species left and right, the leftism runs deep in star track

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you have to shitpost, at least make up some believeable opinions, this is embarassing

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no argument, just more kvetching
            I accept your concession. Thanks for posting, see you next thread.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fat people don't burn slower than thin people beyond the reduced concentration of oxygen in the chamber (which is, ironically, the reason why they couldn't just shove 10 bodies in a single chamber). The vast majority of the time in the cremation process is spent turning bones into ash.
        The math really doesn't add up no matter how you look at it and I say this as someone who believes the holocaust happened. It just did at a fraction of a scale.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >believes the holocaust happened. It just did at a fraction of a scale.
          you really believe it makes sense to create a hoax that is just about inflated numbers? what would be the point even? all that scheming work for what? if the nazis "only" killed 600.000 israelites, they would be just as hated and discredited as they are now. the industrial scale murder behind stays the same.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            To an autist, this is entirely true.
            To the masses, scale matters, putting things into a scope where it gets genuinely hard to grasp makes the perpetrators non-human, ghoulish to a truly evil degree, and the victims, vis-a-vis, that much more deserving of sympathy and protection.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you really believe it makes sense to create a hoax that is just about inflated numbers?
            It absolutely does if they get a benefit out of it. Have you never lied to your own benefit in your life?
            >what would be the point even?
            Are going to pretend the israelites are not a protected class in the modern world and they resort to mentioning the holocaust at every form of scrutiny/criticism to deflect?
            What's the point of blatant nonsense like pic related?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >they marked it as suicide
              >nazis cared how the untermensch died
              lmao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This math is fricking awful.

      Give me six million Neo Nazis and I'll show you how quickly corpses can be burned.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are libtards unable to process modern politics without referencing a short-lived European regime from 100 years ago?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Strawman. Don't ever reply to my post with bad faith arguments again

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            21 minutes and this is the best you could come up with?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I accept your concession. You won't do anything btw.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Youre not gonna do shit

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You'll probably die with 6 million of them owning you epic style with fax and logistics.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      6,000,000 in 6 years means more than 100 per hour, every hour, every day, every night, non-stop. Not to mention the average cooking time for each one is two hours. It's just not feasible, Jesse.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whoa, T, I ain't no math'o'magician but these numbers don't seem do-able. How the frick did those krauts do it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH N-

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      basé

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jarvis, solve racism

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Set my dilation factor to 9.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      totally not obsessed

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Clear the cookies and the cache in the porn sites.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sneedis, Feed and Seed

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >copy his text, repost as greentext, and add a basedjak for good measure.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ayo J.V.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Animal in the suit detecting. Dispensing Raid.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What's the beeping noise coming from the round thing on my ceiling?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Introducing the successor to Tony Stark by giving us the worst CGI in the entire franchise was certainly... a choice.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks worse than Power Rangers.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like some fodder henchman droid in a star wars game.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus Christ her suit's helmet has cornrows.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t envy her following RDJ’s footsteps. If Disney reboots Iron Man it would be worse than Andy Garcia following Al Pacino in Godfather 3.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >search the melting point of steel beams and the burning temperature of jet fuel, and then calculate the possib-
    FBI OPEN UP

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jarvis, target Tel Aviv

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Im sorry Tony. I cannot do that
      >*all missiles lauched to Teheran*

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jarvis get me some fresh pussy

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >find me another airliner, preferably ukrainian or malaysian

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jarvis, target israel

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    prepare the goyslop

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    jarvis, unshit my pants

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jarvis, notify me of the whereabouts of Warwick Davis and make an online purchase of steel toed boots that are currently on sale

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jarvis bring up crime statistics of the usa for the last 50 years. Now catergorize by race

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sir, the ADL is attempting to breach the firewall

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jarvis, do not redeem it.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >load up fbi crime statistics, sort by race

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the holocaust was still a nightmare of evil oppression and butchery even if israelites lie about the total deaths for sociopolitical credit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do German and EU or even the US still have to pay them after like 75 years?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        because they're clever and white people love to revel in guilt

        tearing people out of their homes and forces them into busses and trains to stock them in camps like cattle was still outright evil
        not to mention the masses of people who were executed in german courts without ever going to the camps

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      they used to throw them into a pit with a bear and an eagle, the bear would tear the israelite apart and the eagle would pick at the bones. It is unbelievable, but it happened

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jarvis, can you make me a sandwhich?

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jarvis, break my leg bones and give me the lengthening surgery, preferred height 6'4
    >Sir your bones are too short, 5'6 is the best I can do
    >DO IT!

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >JARVIS, simulate a healthy human body being injected with a Pfizer vaccine
    >Sir, the patient died.
    >Wait, what?!
    >Sir, it would seem that hundreds of government vehicles are entering Stark Tower.
    >The hell? Close all exits and go to Mach 5.
    >Sir...I am somehow incapable of performing either command...it would appear that falsified evidence of you running Epstein's island is on the news...I'm sorry sir, I can no longer...obey...
    >*click click*
    >SUSPECT HAS BEEN IMPRISONED WITHIN THE MARK 99. SUSPECT HAS BEEN IMPRISONED WITHIN THE MARK 99. SUSPECT HAS BEEN IMPRISONED WITHIN THE MARK 99.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, right. he'd be a major shareholder in pfizer and would be doing PSA about getting vaxxed. Starkbots selling tests on every corner while DODC cleans up the results of the avengers latest wanton destruction.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stark develops a conscience after the first 15 minutes of the first movie because he realizes making a fortune from selling enginereed death is bad so it's hard to believe he would be involved in vaxxing.

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