Jason did nothing wrong

Jason did nothing wrong

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chin chin chin chin sounds almost like Cheen Cheen in Japanese lol would loved to have seen it in Japan back in 1980 to hear the giggles in the crowd

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ki ki ki ki ma ma ma ma you fricking scrub.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JayV

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kik

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He literally MURDERED PPL, LIKE BRO....HE KILLED PEOPLE. He totally did something wrong! oh Wow, like we're you from buddy. I definitely dont want to move near you guy!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He killed prostitutes and simps

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They killed him first.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        high IQ post

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone have that screenshot of some homie that posted on /b/ after he killed his girl. He wrote “you killed me first” on the wall in her blood

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did she drown him in a lake as a child?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was the 80s. Shit happens.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Private property butthole

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He just ROCKS!

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's literately me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Jason and Sadako?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe...

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They were warned about those campgrounds

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S GOT A DEATH CURSE!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your mum's a death curse!

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like every 5 years they rename the camp & reopen it & hope for the best.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When is the next F13 movie supposed to be coming out?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its still all fricked up because of the lawsuits. One owns the rights to Camp Crystal Lake and boy jason. The other owns the rights to hockey mask Jason. There is a camp crystal lake show coming out but probably no hockey mask.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Someone will get the rights from both at some point to make a new movie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that this stupid lawsuit bullshit has been going on for 5+ years is ridiculous.
        We want a Friday The 13th movie with Jason Voorhees in it.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's so cool.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s just a misunderstand guy literally, just stop going onto his land and he’ll leave you alone.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thread theme

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's our Grendel.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is this hyper-violent garbage? You people actually like watching this shit?? If your reaction to this is "woow haha that was sooo cool and nasty woow better put it in my 500+ folder of people getting brutally killed!!!" you are a fricking psychopath and are no better than the directors and people who worked on this garbage. No one in their right mind would even think about doing something like this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jason X was the best one. You are a loser.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are you 11 or something?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick do you mean by "you people"???

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If your reaction to this is "woow haha that was sooo cool and nasty woow better put it in my 500+ folder of people getting brutally killed!!!" you are a fricking psychopath
        low t

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Almost getting her breasts out
      Was there a cut where they just went for it or something?

      Its still all fricked up because of the lawsuits. One owns the rights to Camp Crystal Lake and boy jason. The other owns the rights to hockey mask Jason. There is a camp crystal lake show coming out but probably no hockey mask.

      Could you do baghead Jason or do they just own all of Slasher Jason?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he didnt punch freddy's lights out inmediately after he disrespected his mother

      >Almost getting her breasts out
      Was there a cut where they just went for it or something?
      [...]
      Could you do baghead Jason or do they just own all of Slasher Jason?

      >almost getting her breasts out
      it was kane hooder's last performance as jason so might as well go all out

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man that's kawaii

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can't wait for my 1:1 M3GAN Replica

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop inserting that shit character m3gen with Jason, she was in a shit movie and definitely did do wrong you dumb Black person. Don’t you have that shitty vampire movie to shill

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cop3 and s33th3.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        M3GAN was great moron

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jason Voorhees ROCKS and is the best horror villain besides that one rocking puppet we all know and love.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New movie never ever

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s such bullshit! Last year we had Friday 13th in October! Could’ve printed money if they put out a movie. Next year we will have June Friday 13th, same date at the first movie and it’s 45th anniversary. Zero movie in the works!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No funds available.
      I wonder why producers don't like him as a character? Maybe he's too honest?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There are a ton of producers that would want to do a Friday movie. Blumhouse
        been chomping at the bit to do one. It’s the lawsuits

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That sounds like balls. I hope Jason Blum never gets his disgusting hands on Jason.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    7 was suppose to be Jason vs Carrie but last minute right issues made them change her name. It still pretty
    much is

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie had the best Jason design. Only time Jacket Jason worked.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So underrated. I prefer non Zombie Jason. So many morons complained about Jason running! Idiots

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like them both. Part 6 is my favorite film in the series, and I liked how in that movie Jason was gradually learning how strong he was now that he was undead. Part 8 is my second favorite Jason design just due to how much they nailed the "drowned corpse" look.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Goddamn it does that image oversell this movie.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I enjoy Part 8 for its comedic elements, but it does drag on too long.
            I know the whole "Mostly on a boat" criticism has been overstated, but it really does stink, even if the boat has some fun set pieces and is a decent setting. Feels like they could have just gone with "Jason on a cruise ship" as its own movie, instead of half-baking two premises.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Cruise to Manhattan would've been a decent subtitle.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How about
                >Jason On Vacation

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Jason Takes Vacation

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Better. But what Jason really needs is a multiverse. I want to see what happens if the camp counselors saved him from drowning and he lived a normal happy life.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, Mears nailed fast Jason. 09 is tremendously underrated, especially by critics.

      I like them both. Part 6 is my favorite film in the series, and I liked how in that movie Jason was gradually learning how strong he was now that he was undead. Part 8 is my second favorite Jason design just due to how much they nailed the "drowned corpse" look.

      6 is the only zombie Jason that I really like and I'm not entirely sure why. Maybe because he's the least momster-like. I do like X, so it's not that I have anything against Hodder.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also had a much better bag mask than they were able to pull off in 81. In general he just looks a lot more menacing than 2, 3 and 4.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's the superior alive Jason, but once he's undead I don't see why anyone wouldn't go for 7.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He did nothing right, his movies fricking stink.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Filtered pleb.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can't be filtered by shit movies made for actual drooling morons you fricking spastic.
        The Friday the 13th movies were a fricking joke in their day, they made Nightmare on Elm Street look like high art. You liking them means you're the fricking pleb you low IQ Zoomer mong.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You can't be filtered by shit movies made for actual drooling morons
          Apparently you can, kek

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the "ki, ki, ki, ma, ma, ma" sound effect is a heavy edit of pamela's monologue when she's apparently possessed by jason telling her to "kill them, mommy"
    >during the last scene when tommy puts on the mask, the "ki, ki, ki, ma, ma, ma" changes to "ki, ki, ki, ta, ta, ta" implying that tommy is hearing jason tell him to "kill them, tommy"
    Poetry. That and Danny Stone's predilection for gratuitous nudity.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    %D0%90%D0%BD%D0%B4%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%B9%D0%9D%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%B0%D0%B5%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%87

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kino incoming

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The boat in 8 is like the TARDIS.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jason is the original Thor patrol. We need a movie where these Fans Only prostitutes go to Chrystal Lake and Jason kills them

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was a racist chud and would probably vote for Trump if he could press the onscreen bu5tons

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jason did nothing wrong
    didn't the mong go in the water and died?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you ask his mom, camp counselors pushed Jason into the water and then proceeded to laugh and have premarital sex on the dock as he drowned.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what kind of mum would send their mong to a place with water deep enough to drown in overlooked by tweens?
        >camp crystal lake
        >lake
        -_-

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She worked there you dipshit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            even worse. where was the father?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I hate you

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                think about it. she was a single mum denied of both child support and disability checks when he died.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ms. Vorhees was a gold digger? Is that why she tried to kill Jason and blame it on the camp? For the Life Isurance payout?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                one might say her husband's son was not properly cared for as clearly the child needed to be in a special needs type of outdoor camp. i'm not sure on the life insurance situation, unless that might have been her MO (modus operandi) all along. I doubt she had any life insurance on the child but most assuredly sued camp crystal lake, into closure.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She says they weren't watching him because they were off having sex. I don't remember her saying they pushed him.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was just foolin' about. But if ya wanna get real, I doubt the counselors were having an orgy while lil' Jay went for a swim.

          In all likelyhood, Jason broke out of his locked bunkhouse using moron strength. Momma Vorhees shoulda murdered the lock manufacturers, not counselors.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so you incels adore jason because he kills women? pathetic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mainly it's that he pushed a guy in a wheelchair down a flight of stairs tbh.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure he kills more men than women

        he definetly does, but you never know with these freaks.
        I also wonder if they took the wheelchair guy from texas chainsaw massacre
        To stay on topic best 2nd one is the best and Jason x is the funniest

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          3 is both the best one and the funniest one

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hard agree

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            3 is the barn one right? Bikers can be funny and the 3d shit was funny too, but i it gets boring in parts and lacks the complete resignation of jason x

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          3 is better than 2 just for that arrow to the head kill lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure he kills more men than women

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's more of michael myers thing

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