>Fast and Furious and Aquaman movies flopped
>Got fat
>His usual method of acting as himself no longer working
Is Jason Momoa officially JUSTed at this point?
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Jason Momoa
>Fast and Furious and Aquaman movies flopped
>Got fat
>His usual method of acting as himself no longer working
Is Jason Momoa officially JUSTed at this point?
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Most Americans wish they were as fat as him
that chicks legs are frickin disgusting
OK homosexual
she's strong
she could carry me into the bedroom, which I am into
then youre a sissy gay if you want to be submissive to a women in anyway. Why do you think otherwise?
Imagine being such a homosexual like you, have a nice day
>not finding strong women attractive
You are a gay
>I WANT MY MOMMY TO THROW ME AROUND THE BED
literal closet gay.
homosexual
do you perchance find vtubers attractive?
>perchance
this homie reads a thesarus
>actually, genuinely, seriously, absolutely, authentically, certainly, honestly, non-ironically, taking pride in illiteracy
have a nice day
nothing to do with that, it's just a homosexual word for gays
pokimane is my waifu
we say thoughbeit now, though
Most heterosexual right winger
testlet
Step aside and let me let her crush my head between her thighs like a watermelon, homosexual.
She's disgusting in general. Degenerate mommy-issue freaks disagree.
Does the woman in the middle ever get naked?
Be honest, you'd smash.
Who is it?
I don't know who it is, I was just wondering if she had any nudes.
She's famous (if you can call it that) for being the uke and hirlfriend of the guy 9n the right, current BJJ nogi GOAT.
Found it, thanks.
homosexuals virtue signaling about how they much they enjoy women (male) in mass reply to a perfectly innocent and right-minded comment like this one never cease to exhaust me. You just know every single Cinemaphilener lusting over Thugra of the Engorged Clitoris there are essentially human spheres.
thank you for your service
Yup
>roided
>will have a giant clit due to roids
>man ass and hamstrings guaranteed by her build
>hard muscular arms and stomach
>no breasts
yuck
imagine impregnating her though.
No thank you
She has big booba
I agree.
I'm bi and couldn't rank the French chick legs. Nobody's category is giving friction. Still would.
least homosexual Cinemaphile reatard
>the circus is calling
its okay, you can keep her. she belongs there
They're literally projecting their homosexualry, most likely psy-opped into them from "ironically" posting about "femboys" and "troons"
Straight men are not attracted to women with male characteristics
Muscles are not a male characteristic, you brainlet samegay.
You have never lived with a woman who wasn't your mother and it shows
Congrats on having your first girlfriend mr betabux, do you enjoy getting pegged as well?
Yes
someone pass this through photoshop or ai slop machine and turn the guy (in the back) into a domme female
homosexual
everything about her is off putting
her legs are nasty and her face is fricked. if you like varbies you might as well suck dick. cbf to reply to the blatant samegay with all those replies. pic related, it's what an attractive woman looks like you homosexuals
I hope she has a massive 9 inch futa wiener so she can bend me over, pin me down and frick me in the ass
no she just has a really strong upper body, and it's off-putting. her legs are nice.
Still would
he can live like that knowing he has millions of dollars backing him up
the bro schtick worked when he was younger and fitter. now it just looks sad. and frick me his Aquaman only worked in the Snyder cut.
>his Aquaman only worked in the Snyder cut.
So none at all
tf is he doing with gordon ryan
Momoa does BJJ. I doubt he's paying for privates with Gordon though lol they probably just know one another.
chick in the middle did everything to not show her ass in the vid baka
What's a homie gon do, he's Somoan?
>fat
anon he is positively svelte for a pac islander
God I wish that two fat men rammed me mercilessly like savages
You're gay
Stargate Atlantis revival?
He is still 6 foot 4 in that pic, even if he looks like he wasn't lifting back then.
>lifting
He did a shitload of drugs anon
He looks like he goes to the gym. Roid trannies have warped your gay mind
>This was cosidered the body of a super soldier in 2006
What happened?
>that period of time when bootcut jeans were in fashion and every frick on tv was wearing them even if it was scifi
Good old times
>Aquaman movies flopped
But they didn't? They're the one that earned the most in DC
>5 things in production
>one being a tv series
>one being the Minecraft movie
>a couple of animated movies
>the next Fast n Furious movie
I wouldn't say he's JUST'd just yet
>got fat
He has a normal Samoan body type. He just stopped roiding for his health.
This he only get in shape for Aqua Man anyway. Dudes also almost 50.
Yep, I think his time is done. I don’t care what Cinemaphile says, he’s fricking awful in that fast and furious movie. If that’s the extent of his range and he isn’t “sexy tall Polynesian guy” anymore…it’s fricking ogre
When you stop roiding, your muscle mass diminishes extremely fast compared to natties that had to stop working out, your skin can't adapt fast enough and you look deflated
Dude is massive alcoholic, creep around women and banned for life from SNL. After the voice acting roles he’s got coming he’s donezo.
Go to bed Amber, and try not to shit in it too.
Qrd on SNL ban
He made it up.
A true Chad
Yeah he seems like the type
dude that's not sam hyde
that's jason momoa
He just did SNL moron
That’s the episode that got him banned moron. Kind of hard to get banned from something you’ve never done before.
>and banned for life from SNL
oh shit his life is ruined!
go back to fauxmoi homosexual
We know that this is actually a thread about that muscle mommy in the middle bit I'll stay on topic.
Most Hollywood actors are pretty lazy shits who usually aren't under 25 year olds with God tier genetics so they have to juice and severely dry themselves out with no food+water fasts in order to look their bulkiest, all on top of working all day under a schedule and also having to do annoying PR shit on social media or pretending they care about the movie in forced BTS interviews with journos.
Once they've made it they usually just want to relax and return to their natural state.
>got fat
Anon discovers that roids aren't forever and when you stop taking them, you return to a normal human body lookswise
nooooo what about natties??
>Is Jason Momoa officially JUSTed at this point?
I hope so. I can't stand him. He's also an incest pedo.
Who is that lovely lady?
have a nice day homosexual
>t.
I've seen her pussy, her butthole and her lezzing out
Your mom?
Natalia Santoro. Google her. But yes, I've seen the first two on my mom. When I was 8 I wanted some water and saw my mom's bf carrying her over her shoulder and she was naked.
A few years ago, at my 16th birthday, her then bf got mad at me and showed my friends nudes of her. She was only 31 and they all thought she was hot. Ive also walked in on my little sister taking naked pictures of herself and seen everything as well as seeing her lez out w/ her filipina friend, Nicole while her other friend Morgan was facetiming it to this punkb***h Gabriel
Pics?
>fat
dude is 50% muscles
I'd pound that pussy
He's become political and likes to whine about other countries instead of fixing his home country of America.
>home country of America
america is not a country, it's a massive corporation and it's citizens are just employees.
how do you have a country without even having an official language of your own?
By bullying and devasting the rest of the world. Your language of choice means nothing when your military spending is miniscule.
I was stuck in a hotel room on the weekend with nothing to do but watch Fast X.
Momoa gave what is honestly one of the most embarrassing performances i've ever fricking seen.
how do you get stuck in a hotel room
I guess having an absolute car wreck of a performance makes sense in the franchise. Momoa in fast x is some of the worst acting I’ve ever seen.
Her bikini bottoms are smaller than her nose.
He needs to change to different roles but as expected his narcissistic mentality prevents him from doing so.
Dude has completely JUSTed himself after getting divorced. What happened did he get caught cheating or something
Why did he fondle his daughter's nips on camera that one time
The average bodyfat of this thread is likely higher than Momoa's.
Cant outrun those pacific islander genes forever
Oh no bros how is he gonna get by?
600k per episode for See my god. Weirdest show I've ever seen and Apple thought it would be their got.. on the other hand the weirdness was pretty good fun. Everybody pretending to blind oh man.
He might make a lot of money but he spends a lot of money. He's fricked.
He just doesn't care anymore
>55 replies
>not a single pic/webm of that chick's ass
Frick off Cinemaphile, you're so fricking gay. Imagine literally taking op's homosexual bait and talking about some old homosexual actor.
>His usual method of acting
is literally the dreamworks meme
remember when he was caught on video touching his daughter in a very weird way and no one said a thing?
He somehow manages to always look fricking dirty. Even coming out of large bodies of water he still looks smelly and greasy to the touch.
That chick fricked the other guys fourteen year old brother lol
No she didn't.
Jesus fricking Christ how many gyno surgeries did he have? Those craters are disgusting.
Come to think of it he had no shirtless scenes in aquaman 2 guess the fatness explains that.
still aquaman 2 did flop but it did better than most recent capeshit, that's gotta count for something, he's still got that vampire movie with the game of thrones midge who's name escapes me too
His new hbo series is so c**ty and pretentious. Rich people larping as poor working class is insufferable
>grunts
>WOOHOO
that's his entire character every film
>Is Jason Momoa officially JUSTed at this point?
Nah he's just Hydemaxxing for the biopic
Glasses?
ironic unironic use
I looked up the image source to see if I could find pics of the woman and ended up only seeing the two guy's bare asses.
Now you got the gay
He's gonna enter a bloatmaxx phase like Russell Crowe and star as old plonynesian fat kangs and stuff like that, he can still make bank
Who's the troon on the middle?
I want to goon to the troon on the middle
He can make more Netflix movies. Slumberland was great.
Islander genes are the cruellest in the world
Maybe he's working on a Sam Hyde documentary and needs to destroy his body for it.
I don't think he was ever good.
He's probably wealthy enough to not care, anymore.
No, because women always liked him because he's tall, handsome, rich, famous and they were told to. They never gave a shit about his glistening muscles/abs mm or any other homosexual bullshit
poor memeoa
all that effort at the gym wasted,to end having the typical dadbod
>the typical dadbod
you mean the ideal male body according to women?
>you mean the ideal male body according to women?
ideal for karens that want to marry asap cause their eggs are all half rotten.
look what the girls on their prime look in a man.
they dont want a dadbod.
what's their "prime" to you?
12?
how moronic can you be.
of course a 35 y.o. used roastie wants a dadbod, for al lot of reasons.
a cute girl in her early 20s wants gigachad wiener and nothing less.
why do you assume i talk only to 35 year old roasties?
they're there too but it's the younger customers who keep talking about the hecking ideal body. older women just talk about finances and behaviour.
hairdresser btw.
¿?
so you agree with me?I dont understand your posts at all.
the dadbod is for girls who run ot of time to get stability,marriage and kids,of for the ones who have that and dont want to feel threatened by other women.
girls with options dont want that.
Are you autistic?
The whole idea that women have an 'ideal body' is gay AF and contrary to every real life situation I've ever been seen or been in.
That some guy larping as a hairdresser who actually lends any creedence whatsoever to what he fabricates them yammering on about is arguing with an angry, teenaged incel who gets his ideas about women from literal groomers trying to feminize him is mind-blowing
His idea of prime women are the ones haunting his imagination.
And since they causes his butthurt. He turns them in to homosexuals
jason momao seems to be an alcoholic
what the frick is it about other men liking muscular women that make "straight men" lose their shit over it?
why do you care when other men are going for women you have no interest in? it's a win for them and win for you. you're not competing for the same women.
suicidal khhv incels
The truth has been spoken
Gordon Ryan's homosexual exterior perfectly compliments his homosexual interior. Ginormous homosexual.
I want that lady to murder me
>Make millions of dollars
>retire
Sounds like a good move to me
He had the surgery, interesting
under what circumstance do you get the same thigh tattoo as ur bro
When you're a giant dork who also happens to be the best guy at no pajama choke wrestling.
its just a custom for islanders for right of passage and there all different designs if you look at it
Is that the roidgut thing or just regular flab?
>Jason Momoa
The guy would have been perfect for a Conan tv series that strictly followed the Ace/Lancer paperbacks but of course Hollywood fricked it all up by making a shitty moronic movie...
That would have been kino
Remember when that little bawd forced Jason to feel her up to try and make a scandal?