>Clay (Jason Statham) is a former operative of a clandestine organization called "Beekeepers". After his friend and neighbor dies by suicide after falling for a phishing scam, he sets out to exact revenge against the company responsible, and uncovers a secret connection between them and his former employers, led by Director Westwyld (Jeremy Irons).
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Jason Statham is THE GAS STATION ATTENDANT
JASON STATHAM IS THE WALMART GREETER
The premise sounds decent. But couldn't they have got a better name than "the beekeper"?
>Stathkino
Sold. He's the real man's kino actor. Hasn't done any woke slop and does sovlful action movies for the working man to enjoy after a long day and not communist pornography.
Well, it's about a fricking beekeeper.
>Well, it's about a fricking beekeeper
No it isn't, that's just the codename for the secret agents, it's right in the trailer.
>strong melanin enriched woman 'agent' who is le moral compass
>scammers are just a bunch of white dudes and not third-worlders and blacks
..and dropped. Not even the Stath is safe.
>The premise sounds decent. But couldn't they have got a better name than "the beekeper"?
It’s a “handshake” reference.
is he bee keeping age already? Lock up your teenaged daughters.
He be keeping on making these action movies I'll tell you what
Nope. Too many Black folk. Not watching it.
>best friend is an old sheboon
>the only two featured main characters from law enforcement (presumably fbi?) are nogs
Agreed. I’ll wait for the next Guy Richie film instead.
he's just beeing himself.
haha, get it? cause he plays himself in every movie
Statham Chads, we're open for business.
is Crank 2 finally being recognised as good?
Always has been
homie it's one of the greatest films of the 2000s
>phising scam
NO SAR DO NOT REEDEEM BASTARD
all the scammers are white
> dies by suicide
why do news outlets say this shit now?
We're not paying to watch your uber-generic action movie, you fricking studio shill homosexual.
This. There's just too many Black folk. It's unwatchable.
We don't care, ivan.
>Ivan
kys
Yes, you will.
I'll pirate it eventually, nothing wrong with some action slop
I'd watch it
>MGS 3: Origins
I'll watch it.
>protagonist's friend falls for a phone scam and loses her life savings
>the scammers are a bunch of American zoomers instead of Indians with bad accents
LMAO who is Hollywood kidding with their bullshit. Indian scammers are the one group everyone hates and you can't even portray them honestly
guess who was writing this or pitching ideas to improve their image
>Andrew Lester is a former operative of a clandestine organization called "Beekeepers". When a teen mistakenly knocks on his door after 10:00 PM, he sets out to exact revenge.
this has potential to be the best worst movie of the year
For a moment I thought this was like that picture of Ryan Gosling playing Black Panther, but for Candyman.
Wasn't expendables 4 awful and a massive bomb, I hate to say it, but Statham seems to be killing his career, like Bruce Willis and Liam Neeson did and just doing schlock garbage movies, shame because he's really the only good non boomer action star.
he doesn't care, he's made his money and has the trophy wife.
I like it when they show the whole movie in the trailer so I won't have to see it
>Clay (Jason Statham) is a former operative of a clandestine organization
Yawn
They filmed that bridge scene in my town 🙂
>David Ayer
yurk, not that homosexual again
>MGM An Amazon Company
I will never get used to that.
Just straight up paid shilling without the slightest attempt to disguise it, interesting.
>middle-aged man (bordering on aging boomer) power-fantasy core
People underestimate how many older men lap up this sloppa. These dogshit films consistently do iron man numbers in DVD and Blu-Ray sales.
Your 65 year old dad buys this shit at full price £18.99 Blu-Ray while browsing the DVD section in his local supermarket, watches it once (while falling asleep) then never watches it again. Then he will buy Taken 5, The Transporter 7 and Expendables 3 then do the same with them.
>mfw that bridge scene was filmed 5 mins from my house
swampy
Kurt Wimmer wrote this.
Wimmer also wrote;
Sphere
The Thomas Crown Affair 1999
Equilibrium (and directed it)
The Recruit
Ultraviolet (and directed it)
Street Kings
Law Biding Citizen
Salt
Total Recall 2012
Point Break 2015
Children of the Corn 2020
The Misfits 2021
Why is he even trying to put on an American accent? Why not just adjust the script so that he was recruited from the SAS or something?
>huge elaborate office building full of scammers in a super high tech badguy office cumming themselves because they scammed some old n woman out of a few thousand bucks
these AI bait threads are getting out of hand
>white people using call centres to steal money from black people
they really are brazen with how they flip reality every time