Jedi Master Yarael Poof.

Jedi Master Yarael Poof.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Uhhh, do you got any more mac n' cheese?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LUL cotton swab lookin ass

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    finna clean my ears wit dis homie fr fr

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why wasn't he at this battle?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was his day to get lunch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think his neck would snap if he ran any faster than a jog

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He got decapitated during Order 66, didn't he?

      He was actually killed off prior to the events of episode 2, same with yaddle

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How did he die?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He died while saving Coruscant from a bomb, I don't remember if he got shot, but it's in a Zam and Jango comic.

          What evolutionary advantage does that provide?

          Eat from tall trees.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought that scene was stupid, using the jedi as foot soldiers. Why didn’t they just wait for yoda and the clones to show up?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine taking a baseball bat to the middle of his neck

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do white people always make this face?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's the "I'm hiding my contempt for minorities out of obligation but I am not happy about it" face.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because we can. Meanwhile, your giant lips get in the way.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He will save the Obiwan series.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What else is really long?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that is darth plagueis who faked death and took another identity as a jedi master. got on the council and was pulling the strings behind the scenes of both the jedi and the b***h who betrayed him, palpatine.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick do you impersonate a Jedi?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Kid Fister

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What evolutionary advantage does that provide?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically the answer is a low gravity planet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he can see into higher windows and take the pies cooling on said windows, letting that old chunk of coal have a meal from time to time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Underrated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What evolutionary advantage does ugly huge fat Black lips provide? None, yet they still have them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      could be cultural instead of evolutionary

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More like Poofter

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I make a ":I" face and slip past him

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want some Mac n cheese pls

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He got decapitated during Order 66, didn't he?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know what I'd be swinging at if I was fighting him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He’ll force headbutt you

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    White people always be makin that face ong

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It legends, his neck bone is made of beskar

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ya a real poof mate

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Poof means you're a flamboyant gay in UK

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT A POOF

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He saved Coruscant without anyone knowing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's right. There was a clog in the toilet and he stuck his head right down there and fixed the problem.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    RAAAAAAARRRLLLGGG

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based

      KREEEEEEEEEEEEEE *Boom*

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He left behind a wife and three children

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And his brother sold them into slavery.
          I'm not even kidding.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And so Ratts Tyerell is gone, but not forgotten.

        Today was the unveiling of the new Ratts Tyerell stamp. Tatooine postal patrons were asked to choose between two competing designs: one of Ratts' heartwarming smile, and one of his fiery death.

        By a nearly two-to-one vote, the smiling Ratts was chosen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a sound forever burned in my brain

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    e's a pooftah eh?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    le human guy buy long neck

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wonder what his weak spot is

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ITT:manlet cope

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One lightsaber swing.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bravo, George.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine tying him in a knot

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    atheists be like
    >DUDE...HAVING A HIDEOUSLY LONG NECK...IS LIKE.....LE EVOULTION!!!11!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sauropods and giraffes say hello.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Have you ever seen a dinosaur or giraffe in person?
        Yeah I thought not. Way to fall for ~~*their*~~ lies.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Palace performer Joh Yowza

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Argus "Six Eyes" Panox

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's the most kino part of the Robot Chicken parodies

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