Jeremy Renner

He's always just "there". No one actually cares about his presence.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wang whereabouts?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gone

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wasted

      bepis status?

      blasted

      Ejaculation Situation?

      ended

      Phallus Status?

      phased out

      Shaft analytics?

      shredded

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Up until the snow plow accident this guy was lucky as frick to have the career he had. He made bank by being "just there" like you said, somehow making his way into various big budget franchises.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did the accident help his career?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hard to say

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    S weird how he's in 28 weeks later basically playing the same character.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bepis status?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder to not tell Jeremy Renner to "have sex, incel". It offends him for some reason.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So he has the presence of his own penis, is what you're saying?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    His The Town character was much more interesting than Affleck's.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s not there anymore
    It’s GONE!!!

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ejaculation Situation?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did not like it when Hollywood started pushing him as an action star. He was in one of the Bourne movies and I think they were attempting to have him take over Mission Impossible. Hawkeye grew on me though.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >here to explain how bad the situation is guy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like bald robbie williams

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Briefs briefing?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Phallus Status?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jeremy bros... I think the wiener is missing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      To shreds, you say?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's GONE. I've been looking everywhere for it.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Proboscis percentage?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me a phallic report on your vector, Victor.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roger that, Rodger, dick appears to be missing. Dick out.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like him. I used to like him before he was an Avenger but even after that he seemed cool next to the rest of the schitzos in the cast. That interview with Don Cheadle and Brie Larson and she nudges him in a friendly way and he breaks character and gets angry and says “don’t touch me.”

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peawiener status?

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true he lost his penis in a snowplow accident?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too true, I'm afraid. Twas the frigid cold winter of '23 if I recall correctly.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ironically one of his early roles was a guest spot in Angel, where a room full of cops were getting briefed on him as they were about to try to hunt him down. But he was in the room the whole fricking time and no one noticed him until he started to kill everyone.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was good in swat

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh and wind river

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that time when israelites thought he could take over the MI franchise
    >or the Bourne franchise
    This absolute charisma black hole must have sucked an insane amount of wieners

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Hurt Locker was so based love that guy Renner.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everyone talking about his weiner?

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shaft analytics?

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Schlong song?

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Renner played one of the cutest, most likable indie nazis

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite thing I've seen of him is in Louis playing the sleazy neighborhood pot dealer in the early 80's Boston suburbs

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    dong disposition?

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wiener condition?

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember in SWAT I could never tell him and Colin Farrell apart when they were in the same scene. The ending fight is at night in a train yard and it's basically impossible to tell what's happening.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rod report?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Removed

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Jeremy Renner, Breckin Meyer and Devin Sawa were the same person until recently. They’re so forgettable

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based Breckerino stealing dead Bob Saget’s girlfriend
      https://ew.com/breckin-meyer-and-kelly-rizzo-make-public-debut-couple-8559149

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's literally me then

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Testicular tabulation?

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the bollock bulletin? What's the meat-n-two-veg he-said-she-said? Will he feature in Todger Today magazine?

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sounds like someone never downloaded the jeremy renner app...

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's the Slavic curse

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Urethra update?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      inside out

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wear a diaper

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glans gestalt?

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    usb dongle capacity in bytes?

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