>George becomes convinced he got passed over for a promotion at work because he's light skinned, and starts putting increasing levels of shoe polish on his face
>Jerry gets cancelled for a joke about ATMs that got a little too spicy but quickly rebounds when Netflix offers him a deal for 3 specials, however this also falls through with a green room wardrobe zipper difficulty where a female PA walks in and he appears to be jerking off >George gets addicted to Roblox and refuses to leave his apartment >Kramer and Newman inadvertently join Wagner Group and get shipped to Ukraine at gunpoint >Elaine is also in this episode
>george gets mugged by black guy >jerry is dating a black news reporter >george tells jerry about it >jerry's new gf wants to do a segment about how dangerous the streets are, asks to interview george >george agrees ,seeking 15 minutes of fame >everything is great until live on the air jerry's black gf asks george what the suspect looks like >george realizes he cant say he was black due to racial sensitivities >"Well...it was uh....dark" >she presses him >"He was uh...of a persuasion" >she presses him >"He had a certain...flair" >she presses him >George snaps and screams "HE WAS BLACK! OK?! BLACK! BLACK AS THE NIGHT!" >dead silence as the reporter glares at george >Jerry leans in and says "I mean...on some level you appreciate the honesty, right?" >freeze frame, bass line and credits
>Jerry has average opinion on the vaxx and doesn't really care >George is antivaxx out of principle >Elaine is catlady vaxxfreak >Kramer is gigavaxxed with every brand of vaxx and sells Chinese booster shots
>Who led an insurrection into the US Capitol in 2021? >That's easy. It was Trump. >Oh no....sorry. It was actually Drumpf. >The correct answer is Drumpf. It says right here.
>Jerry has average opinion on the vaxx and doesn't really care >George is antivaxx out of principle >Elaine is catlady vaxxfreak >Kramer is gigavaxxed with every brand of vaxx and sells Chinese booster shots
>Who led an insurrection into the US Capitol in 2021? >That's easy. It was Trump. >Oh no....sorry. It was actually Drumpf. >The correct answer is Drumpf. It says right here.
Virtual assistant >Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer all get their own virtual assistants. George and Kramer go all out and have their respective living spaces fitted with smart home products like lights >Jerry's assistant constantly misunderstands him, and at one point he's trying to order some things from Amazon and the assistant repeats the incorrect items back to him. Jerry thinks that he's got everything sorted out until he receives packages from Amazon of miscellaneous items that he did not order. >George invites a date over to his parents house while they're out of town, he tries to put on music but the assistant misunderstands him and plays the incorrect things and is constantly messing with the house's lights, TV, etc. The date is ruined. >Elaine uses hers at work to help schedule and remind herself of meetings, the assistant ends up marking the incorrect times and she's constantly late. She ends up giving this assistant to her boss Peterman who believes that he could take business advice from the AI. >Kramer's assistant develops a personality of its own and starts making decisions on Kramer's behalf. It takes over Kramer's apartment and even invites guests over without Kramer's consent.
>Jerry she's not trans alright. She just has a puffy vulva. Some women are just built different ok. >I'm sure your e-girl lady friend is packing some peanuts under those panties George
*Kramer bursts in* >Hey! Whoa, who's that pretty fella?
>Kramer meets a shady guy from Boston that's selling ipads on the street for absurdly cheap >Kramer sees an opportunity and buys as many as he can afford >thinking he's going to turn a large profit reselling them, he immediately goes out to Jerry's apartment to give some to his friends >they open the unlabeled brown cardboard box >"Kramer what the heck is this? These are ipods. Nobody wants these." >"Well, it sounded like he said ipads."
ipad
Jerry gets
I've never had a problem with airplane food
>Jerry has a bicycle
>We literally never see him use it
into a carbon fiber submarine!
16 year old mommy milkers gf
>KRAMER, YOU CAN'T JOIN THE KKK
>Well why not Jerry? Doesn't everything need a little black magic?
>*Laugh track*
>George becomes convinced he got passed over for a promotion at work because he's light skinned, and starts putting increasing levels of shoe polish on his face
>Jerry gets cancelled for a joke about ATMs that got a little too spicy but quickly rebounds when Netflix offers him a deal for 3 specials, however this also falls through with a green room wardrobe zipper difficulty where a female PA walks in and he appears to be jerking off
>George gets addicted to Roblox and refuses to leave his apartment
>Kramer and Newman inadvertently join Wagner Group and get shipped to Ukraine at gunpoint
>Elaine is also in this episode
>george gets mugged by black guy
>jerry is dating a black news reporter
>george tells jerry about it
>jerry's new gf wants to do a segment about how dangerous the streets are, asks to interview george
>george agrees ,seeking 15 minutes of fame
>everything is great until live on the air jerry's black gf asks george what the suspect looks like
>george realizes he cant say he was black due to racial sensitivities
>"Well...it was uh....dark"
>she presses him
>"He was uh...of a persuasion"
>she presses him
>"He had a certain...flair"
>she presses him
>George snaps and screams "HE WAS BLACK! OK?! BLACK! BLACK AS THE NIGHT!"
>dead silence as the reporter glares at george
>Jerry leans in and says "I mean...on some level you appreciate the honesty, right?"
>freeze frame, bass line and credits
Lmao
>kramer is missing from this episode
?????
Kramers the b plot. Hes having some detective antics with newman tracking down the kids who knock out gamed him.
>Jerry has average opinion on the vaxx and doesn't really care
>George is antivaxx out of principle
>Elaine is catlady vaxxfreak
>Kramer is gigavaxxed with every brand of vaxx and sells Chinese booster shots
>Who led an insurrection into the US Capitol in 2021?
>That's easy. It was Trump.
>Oh no....sorry. It was actually Drumpf.
>The correct answer is Drumpf. It says right here.
sneedpad
>Jery start twitter war with Elon Musk
>Krame get ban from reddit
>Gerge get troony gf on tinder
>Elan start onlyfan
>Kramer and Newman go on a pilgrammage to find and reset the apartment building's router
Black dick
Sneed
Virtual assistant
>Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer all get their own virtual assistants. George and Kramer go all out and have their respective living spaces fitted with smart home products like lights
>Jerry's assistant constantly misunderstands him, and at one point he's trying to order some things from Amazon and the assistant repeats the incorrect items back to him. Jerry thinks that he's got everything sorted out until he receives packages from Amazon of miscellaneous items that he did not order.
>George invites a date over to his parents house while they're out of town, he tries to put on music but the assistant misunderstands him and plays the incorrect things and is constantly messing with the house's lights, TV, etc. The date is ruined.
>Elaine uses hers at work to help schedule and remind herself of meetings, the assistant ends up marking the incorrect times and she's constantly late. She ends up giving this assistant to her boss Peterman who believes that he could take business advice from the AI.
>Kramer's assistant develops a personality of its own and starts making decisions on Kramer's behalf. It takes over Kramer's apartment and even invites guests over without Kramer's consent.
You guys realize one of Larry David's assistants is probably lurking this thread right now and going to use these ideas in the next curb season?
DOWN!!!! THEY’VE GOT GUNS TRAINED ON OUR POSITION
> jery get weed
> "WHaT Is ThE DEeaaall, with mom and dad, maaan? Why wont they stop telling me to get a job?"
how would kramer respond?
>Jerry she's not trans alright. She just has a puffy vulva. Some women are just built different ok.
>I'm sure your e-girl lady friend is packing some peanuts under those panties George
*Kramer bursts in*
>Hey! Whoa, who's that pretty fella?
>Kramer meets a shady guy from Boston that's selling ipads on the street for absurdly cheap
>Kramer sees an opportunity and buys as many as he can afford
>thinking he's going to turn a large profit reselling them, he immediately goes out to Jerry's apartment to give some to his friends
>they open the unlabeled brown cardboard box
>"Kramer what the heck is this? These are ipods. Nobody wants these."
>"Well, it sounded like he said ipads."