Not, but still bad. It's just too silly, a FF story should be light stuff, basically a Disney adventure when Disney knew how to do this kind of shit but the FF movies were too silly. It doesn't help that Tim Story shots the whole thing like a TV show and the Thing looks like a midget covered in poo. Also tons of cringe moments like Johnny getting excited to see his sister naked or that scene where Reed "owns" the military guy, or the bachelor party.
These movies must leave the funny parts to the Thing/Human Torch interactions, the science/adventure/serious stuff to Reed and the heart to Sue. I had a few hopes for the MCU reboot but the cast alone shows what kind of shitty direction they will take.
She was great as the bawd next door in Idle Hands.
Fun Fact: the dude from Idle Hands play a bunch of roles in the Chucky television show. He started out as the dad, then the dad's twin brother, then a priest, and I think he even plays the president in the current season or something. Show's really gay though so I don't think anyone actually watches it.
Devon Sawa? He was a huge part of my childhood because he was in tons of stuff when he was younger. Seems like a cool guy. I’m guessing the gag is all of his characters are killed by Chucky?
Before social media took over, thirst traps in the early 2000s were found on entertainment blogs aimed at men with lots of scantly clad hot women and Alba was queen of it but her movie career was nothing special. Her biggest break was starring in the tv show Dark Angel that only ran for two seasons and that was also nothing special. Alba's greatest success came after her fame as a sex icon faded with her billion dollar mommy empire. She is one of the richest people in Hollywood now because of it.
>Her biggest break was starring in the tv show Dark Angel that only ran for two seasons and that was also nothing special.
Dark Angel was neither bad nor good, it was just a bland middle of the road dystopian tv show which was common in the late 90s / early 2ks until the trend burned out around 2003-2004.
The only thing I remember about that show is that James Cameron was the showrunner. I think Cameron has a fetish for Latin women. Very based man.
When she was 15 she was abducted from the set of Flipper the TV series and found in a car trunk all tied up. To this day she refuses to describe who took her or talk about it. Also it’s pathological with her since shes restrained in a lot of movies
Whoa! What a story. What the hell really happened?
she looked absolutely hot
I agree. Jessica Alba as blue eyed blonde was fricking hot
She was given fame in return for keep her mouth shut about her kidnapping. It was obviously someone high up the food chain and she was offered a deal: success for silence.
When she was 15 she was abducted from the set of Flipper the TV series and found in a car trunk all tied up. To this day she refuses to describe who took her or talk about it. Also it’s pathological with her since shes restrained in a lot of movies
The fact that she's still mum about it all these years later leads me to believe it must have been pretty bad. So bad that people knowing what was done wasn't worth any bump in her profile it might have given her, even during the MeToo shit.
Or maybe she liked and was ashamed they caught her in the act. Like
When she was 15 she was abducted from the set of Flipper the TV series and found in a car trunk all tied up. To this day she refuses to describe who took her or talk about it. Also it’s pathological with her since shes restrained in a lot of movies
said, she 's got a lot or restraint in her movies and shit like hardcore SM. Ever watched The Killer Inside Me? No regular woman reads that script and goes "yeah, that sounds good".
You know, oddly enough James Cameron directed two auspiciously named episodes called “The Red Hot Car” and “Bad Influence “ for the Flipper TV Show, so he would’ve been on set. And of course Alba was in his new show Dark Angel.
>gets kidnapped, tied up and gagged and left in a car trunk for 14 hours as a teenager >continues playing kidnapping victims throughout her career
What's the thought process here?
When she was 15 she was abducted from the set of Flipper the TV series and found in a car trunk all tied up. To this day she refuses to describe who took her or talk about it. Also it’s pathological with her since shes restrained in a lot of movies
That was a comfy show but it's tainted for me now that I know some seriously fricked up shit was being done to Alba on it.
>you have to understand the era we were in >she was peak from a landscape where pasty white assless hoes like paris hilton was pushed as the ideal women
>as a woman of latina heritage
friendly reminder that jessica alba had her lineage tested and it showed she was majority european and that news made her legitimately upset, these people are oikophobic pieces of shit
>it showed she was majority european and that news made her legitimately upset
Her entire identity was based on an untrue assumption, it's a bit like finding out as an adult that you're adopted
Yeah but it was a moronic assumption. >Latinos… have Euro DNA?
It’s more like being told you were adopted your whole life, then the DNA test confirms it and you’re picrel.
She's latina you moron. White is an identity that North euro Black folk and mes sellouts adhere to. Hispanic is a race that un cucked Spaniards and all of Latin America adheres to
i didn't say anything about white you dipshit, she thought she was an indian but she's a spaniard, her desire to distance herself from her european roots in order to avoid any social blowback is pathetic
>White is an identity that North euro Black folk and mes sellouts adhere to
achtually it's an American thing, a way to make a nation out of multiple Euro migrants that have little in common besides skin colour
>it showed she was majority european and that news made her legitimately upset
Her entire identity was based on an untrue assumption, it's a bit like finding out as an adult that you're adopted
Remember when Elizabeth Warren based her identity on being like 98% white and 2% Native American but then it turned out she was actually just 100% white? These people are fricked in the head
It's a disingenuous argument because she tried to look like Sue Storm even though she isn't full euro and that is why nobody gave a shit. I wish they gave her better contacts but otherwise nobody gives a shit.
For frick sake she was supposed to be a sister of Chris Evans pale ass. Nobody cared because she was that hot.
Even in today's Dei world, nobody would still care if she was in her prime. If you go back and look at all her junkets, she was never saying shit like actresses do today. That is a big difference, she publicly kept her mouth shut. Her worse career foible besides whatever she did that got her forced out at Honest company, is that dumb DNA test that she did.
It wasn't just that she was good looking, she was perceived as being a bawd, which in the early 00s, was "hot".
Just look at Paris Hilton.
The vulgar wave was a different era from our current one.
Hollywood was pushing her hard. That's all there is to it. I mean she isn't bad looking, she has a pretty smile and she has some nice cheeks. Her thing was that she looks brown and Hollywood was pushing that.
I think the last important movies she made are two sequels: Sin City and The Fricker Family.
As a separate note, I would like to say that it is curious how Sin City does not enjoy the same appreciation as Snyder's 300 despite the fact that both capeshit films were ahead of their time,I'm talking about the green screen and taking the comic book panels as a storyboard and filming it all like that.
the second sin city sucked, but i agree, the first one was fantastic, holds up well, great acting, great storytelling too. The second one leaned heavily on existing characters who already completed their own arcs.
Heterosexual men want to frick hot women, unlike you. You probably think Hunter is a 11/10 and only post in coomer troony threads, because you're a repressed homosexual.
Jessica Alba played one of the 3 side girls in "Never Been Kissed" , also a dumb movie. I remember I could barely notice the other 2 girls next to her.
>anon in another thread gets 1 month ban for saying moner was cute 10 years ago >this thread stays up
mods have a very fine taste
also MODS = GODS >She was hot but she wasn't that hot.
I remember enjoying dark angel a lot but I don't remember a single thing from the show
what I do remember is how jessica alba made my teenage me feel whenever she was on the screen though
I wonder how she feels about being coomer bait
A fricking ton of years ago I was watching Idle Hands with my cousins and then my aunt entered the room right when the scene with Jessica Alba was in white lingerie and the guy (who also appears in Eminem's Stan videoclip) were kissing and touching each other and asked us what the frick we were watching, my cousin simply replied Idle Hands and she said "Of course that's how It's called!", turned off the tv and kicked us out of the room
Never found Jessica Alba that attractive at that time though, I was jacking off to Christina Aguilera and Gwen Stefani videos
It's weird as a young boy I was OBSESSED with her, thought she was the most beautiful woman in the world, drew pictures of her (i'm an artgay), jerked off to her constantly, etc. etc.
Looking back she's obviously still beautiful, but I don't see her as this otherwordly kind of attractive anymore not sure what happened. Guess my tastes just changed.
first time i saw her was in a shitty kids movie called Camp Nowhere when I was a kid. I don't even know if she had a line but I seriously had a crush on every single girl in that movie. definitely was the first movie she was ever in and she looks straight into the camera at one point
this isn't when she looks into the camera but just showing her. isn't the girl on the far left that cult girl that went to prison?
Goddamn anon you awakened some memories deep inside me. Had a huge crush growing up on this actress, Melody Kay. She was also in Neverending Story III and The Secret Garden. Had to look her up she's only 44 but she looks nothing like her younger self.
Also Allison Mack was in Camp Nowhere too. Feels kinda cursed.
for me it was Jessica Alba in Dark Angel, a dystopian scifi tv series by James Cameron(yes, James Cameron) where Jessica Alba is an escaped genitically modified super soldier child soldier who is living on the run in a post-economic collapse American city. She uses her super soldier powers to be a cat burglar.
She has been genetically modified to have some cat DNA that allows her to have a heightened sense of smell and taste and eyesight for seeing in the dark. But because she has cat DNA every month when she has her period she enters into "heat" and her "friends" who know about her "situation" have to basically keep her away from men or she just fricks any dude who comes near her.
Yeah. Dark Angel. that scifi tv show about a genitically engineered super soldier with cat dna who goes into heat starring Jessica Alba. people dont talk about it enough. i dont know why not.
Jessica Alba in Idle Hands I think was my first real teenage boner and I think it was a great choice. Honestly if you don't find Teen Jessica Alba peak fricktoy material you are probably gay or mentally broken in some fashion (both?).
>I think there are ambitious girls who will do anything to be famous, and they think men in this business are used to women doing that. Contrary to how people may feel, I've never used my sexuality. That's not part of it for me. When I'm in a meeting, I want to tell you why I'm an asset, how I'm a commodity, how I can put asses in the seats, not, "There's a chance you're going to be able to frick me." That's never been my deal.
Alba on not using her sex appeal to reach her goals in her acting career, 2008
she was like 18 when she starred in Dark Angel, so she was hot and in her prime. And her role was as a badass girl which is hot. She also just has a way of talking/acting/facial expressions that makes her hot.
I truly don't know how she broke through, into the blue? Watch the killer inside me
How did they let a Latina woman play white face in this movie?
Everyone brings this up now because Pedro is Mr fantastic
she looked absolutely hot
>a Latina woman
Latina is a language designation, not a racial one. She's castiza on her dad's side and the rest is white-as-snow euro. She's white.
Literally nobody cares about race swaps if it's not a Black person and if the person is attractive
That movie was nowhere near as bad as people said.
Not, but still bad. It's just too silly, a FF story should be light stuff, basically a Disney adventure when Disney knew how to do this kind of shit but the FF movies were too silly. It doesn't help that Tim Story shots the whole thing like a TV show and the Thing looks like a midget covered in poo. Also tons of cringe moments like Johnny getting excited to see his sister naked or that scene where Reed "owns" the military guy, or the bachelor party.
These movies must leave the funny parts to the Thing/Human Torch interactions, the science/adventure/serious stuff to Reed and the heart to Sue. I had a few hopes for the MCU reboot but the cast alone shows what kind of shitty direction they will take.
That tv show James Cameron created Dark Angel.
Shitskins aren't pleasant.
She was great as the bawd next door in Idle Hands.
Fun Fact: the dude from Idle Hands play a bunch of roles in the Chucky television show. He started out as the dad, then the dad's twin brother, then a priest, and I think he even plays the president in the current season or something. Show's really gay though so I don't think anyone actually watches it.
Devon Sawa? He was a huge part of my childhood because he was in tons of stuff when he was younger. Seems like a cool guy. I’m guessing the gag is all of his characters are killed by Chucky?
>say nothing but still gets replies
weak but effective bait as expected of OP being a gay
he also was the lead in the 1st final destination.
Really?
He seems like a really nice laid back guy, I'm glad he's had a degree of success.
Oh snap, he was also Stan in the video for the Eminem song Stan.
He was in Casper and Little Giants too?
PURE UNADULTERATED KINO
Kind of odd she likes when he while possessed grabs her and doesn’t let go
True she wasn’t the hottest but she was fine and still looks good. Not as popular now though
Bitches love Stan and Casper
Before social media took over, thirst traps in the early 2000s were found on entertainment blogs aimed at men with lots of scantly clad hot women and Alba was queen of it but her movie career was nothing special. Her biggest break was starring in the tv show Dark Angel that only ran for two seasons and that was also nothing special. Alba's greatest success came after her fame as a sex icon faded with her billion dollar mommy empire. She is one of the richest people in Hollywood now because of it.
>Her biggest break was starring in the tv show Dark Angel that only ran for two seasons and that was also nothing special.
Dark Angel was neither bad nor good, it was just a bland middle of the road dystopian tv show which was common in the late 90s / early 2ks until the trend burned out around 2003-2004.
The only thing I remember about that show is that James Cameron was the showrunner. I think Cameron has a fetish for Latin women. Very based man.
Whoa! What a story. What the hell really happened?
I agree. Jessica Alba as blue eyed blonde was fricking hot
>What the hell really happened?
they made her frick the dolphin
Dark Angel was extremely kino for the time but it got fricked in the ass by 9/11.
she sucked producers dicks very very well, moron
She was given fame in return for keep her mouth shut about her kidnapping. It was obviously someone high up the food chain and she was offered a deal: success for silence.
Elaborate
When she was 15 she was abducted from the set of Flipper the TV series and found in a car trunk all tied up. To this day she refuses to describe who took her or talk about it. Also it’s pathological with her since shes restrained in a lot of movies
The fact that she's still mum about it all these years later leads me to believe it must have been pretty bad. So bad that people knowing what was done wasn't worth any bump in her profile it might have given her, even during the MeToo shit.
Or maybe she liked and was ashamed they caught her in the act. Like
said, she 's got a lot or restraint in her movies and shit like hardcore SM. Ever watched The Killer Inside Me? No regular woman reads that script and goes "yeah, that sounds good".
You know, oddly enough James Cameron directed two auspiciously named episodes called “The Red Hot Car” and “Bad Influence “ for the Flipper TV Show, so he would’ve been on set. And of course Alba was in his new show Dark Angel.
>gets kidnapped, tied up and gagged and left in a car trunk for 14 hours as a teenager
>continues playing kidnapping victims throughout her career
What's the thought process here?
>I CHOOSE for this to happen so now its a POSITIVE memory and that MAKES IT OKAY.
And bam, there you go.
>>I CHOOSE for this to happen so now its a POSITIVE memory and that MAKES IT OKAY.
That was a comfy show but it's tainted for me now that I know some seriously fricked up shit was being done to Alba on it.
>Replace everyone on the show but her
maybe it was one of the cast members who kidnapped her
Didn't she have a nipslip on that show?
I would love to kidnap that
>she wasn't that hot
>Posts a picture where she's a literal 10/10
you will never be a real woman.
How do you even be around girls that look like this and NOT tear your dick off and throw it at them?
>she wasn't that hot.
top bait
the worst chair clattering I've ever experienced tbh senpai
she literally had the greatest ass on the planet at one time. her fame was well deserved.
qt ass
Yeah! He must work out.
Actors now have to kiss baboons unless they are on a sydney sweeney movie
Watching the Eva Lovia Tushy video followed by the Kelsi Monroe Tushy video because of this thread
christ, that's a lot of ass for 1999. latinas and their racial passives sure are strong but balanced.
Have you read a Youtube comment lately? If Sue Storm isn't a straight white male, 20 commenters all named @larryrobertson8649 call for boycotts
> wasn't that hot
OP is extremely gay.
you have to understand the era we were in
she was peak from a landscape where pasty white assless hoes like paris hilton was pushed as the ideal women
>you have to understand the era we were in
>she was peak from a landscape where pasty white assless hoes like paris hilton was pushed as the ideal women
>Why was she so popular?
because she was fricking hot
>as a woman of latina heritage
friendly reminder that jessica alba had her lineage tested and it showed she was majority european and that news made her legitimately upset, these people are oikophobic pieces of shit
>it showed she was majority european and that news made her legitimately upset
Her entire identity was based on an untrue assumption, it's a bit like finding out as an adult that you're adopted
Yeah but it was a moronic assumption.
>Latinos… have Euro DNA?
It’s more like being told you were adopted your whole life, then the DNA test confirms it and you’re picrel.
She's latina you moron. White is an identity that North euro Black folk and mes sellouts adhere to. Hispanic is a race that un cucked Spaniards and all of Latin America adheres to
i didn't say anything about white you dipshit, she thought she was an indian but she's a spaniard, her desire to distance herself from her european roots in order to avoid any social blowback is pathetic
>White is an identity that North euro Black folk and mes sellouts adhere to
achtually it's an American thing, a way to make a nation out of multiple Euro migrants that have little in common besides skin colour
>little in common besides skin colour
And, you know, the Christian religion and the history of western civilization
Forgot to mention: DNA and speaking languages from the same family
Remember when Elizabeth Warren based her identity on being like 98% white and 2% Native American but then it turned out she was actually just 100% white? These people are fricked in the head
It's a disingenuous argument because she tried to look like Sue Storm even though she isn't full euro and that is why nobody gave a shit. I wish they gave her better contacts but otherwise nobody gives a shit.
For frick sake she was supposed to be a sister of Chris Evans pale ass. Nobody cared because she was that hot.
Even in today's Dei world, nobody would still care if she was in her prime. If you go back and look at all her junkets, she was never saying shit like actresses do today. That is a big difference, she publicly kept her mouth shut. Her worse career foible besides whatever she did that got her forced out at Honest company, is that dumb DNA test that she did.
She was impossibly hot
If you were a teenager when Idle Hands came out she was an insanely hot neighbor who was very aggressive about getting laid for some reason
It wasn't just that she was good looking, she was perceived as being a bawd, which in the early 00s, was "hot".
Just look at Paris Hilton.
The vulgar wave was a different era from our current one.
I was in jail and the library played this on the broadcast channel. You can hear the different cell blocks cheering.
>inb4 Black person posting it was 7 days for weed.
Black person posting
the ass shots in this movie should have won an oscar
Hollywood was pushing her hard. That's all there is to it. I mean she isn't bad looking, she has a pretty smile and she has some nice cheeks. Her thing was that she looks brown and Hollywood was pushing that.
HEY MA WE'RE OUT OF DOG FOOOOOD
I think the last important movies she made are two sequels: Sin City and The Fricker Family.
As a separate note, I would like to say that it is curious how Sin City does not enjoy the same appreciation as Snyder's 300 despite the fact that both capeshit films were ahead of their time,I'm talking about the green screen and taking the comic book panels as a storyboard and filming it all like that.
the second sin city sucked, but i agree, the first one was fantastic, holds up well, great acting, great storytelling too. The second one leaned heavily on existing characters who already completed their own arcs.
both sin cities, 300, and the spirit are unwatchable and always have been
Heterosexual men want to frick hot women, unlike you. You probably think Hunter is a 11/10 and only post in coomer troony threads, because you're a repressed homosexual.
>She was hot but she wasn't that hot.
oh frick off, she was one of the hottest non-white women on earth in her prime.
agreed, I wanted to frick her back when I didn’t even know what that was.
JESSICA-SAMAAAAAAA ~!!
>she was one of the hottest non-white women
>she wasn't hot
He said "that hot" you intellectually dishonest Black person
she's one of the hottest actresses ever.
>Why was she so popular?
movie?
Into the blue you dumb zoomer frick
wtf man? just chill out, haven't seen one fricking movie
If Jessica Alba was not that hot, who is?
shes the only actress playing a stripper where i wasn't immediately angry that she was wearing too much clothes.
She has a stupid person's expression
huh? I don't see it. I will say though, "Honey" was a dumb movie.
Jessica Alba played one of the 3 side girls in "Never Been Kissed" , also a dumb movie. I remember I could barely notice the other 2 girls next to her.
The costumes were great
she's so hot but you can tell she doesn't want to show her fake breasts. always has to have some super tight bra.
She is among the most beautiful actresses
this
She is so beautiful her weak acting was overlooked.
She’s way hotter than zoomer sex symbols like Merced.
>but she wasn't that hot
homosexual detected
>anon in another thread gets 1 month ban for saying moner was cute 10 years ago
>this thread stays up
mods have a very fine taste
also MODS = GODS
>She was hot but she wasn't that hot.
I remember enjoying dark angel a lot but I don't remember a single thing from the show
what I do remember is how jessica alba made my teenage me feel whenever she was on the screen though
I wonder how she feels about being coomer bait
she wasn't a 10/10 (at least her face, her body was absolutely perfect), but she was a solid 9/10.
and legit 10/10s are very rare even in Hollywood
Biel
She was one of the hottest actresses ever and has aged well. Perfect petite latina hottie.
I was terrified as a kid thinking I'd grow up to be gay. Jessica Alba in Dark Angel taught me I wasn't.
She was hot but not too hot. She was juuuust right.
A fricking ton of years ago I was watching Idle Hands with my cousins and then my aunt entered the room right when the scene with Jessica Alba was in white lingerie and the guy (who also appears in Eminem's Stan videoclip) were kissing and touching each other and asked us what the frick we were watching, my cousin simply replied Idle Hands and she said "Of course that's how It's called!", turned off the tv and kicked us out of the room
Never found Jessica Alba that attractive at that time though, I was jacking off to Christina Aguilera and Gwen Stefani videos
>thinly veiled jessica alba hot pics request
well played, OP
She was hotter than you're giving her credit but importantly she understood the value of being a nevernude which enhanced audience's desire for her.
It's weird as a young boy I was OBSESSED with her, thought she was the most beautiful woman in the world, drew pictures of her (i'm an artgay), jerked off to her constantly, etc. etc.
Looking back she's obviously still beautiful, but I don't see her as this otherwordly kind of attractive anymore not sure what happened. Guess my tastes just changed.
stop posting links with tracker ids
(cont.) thank you
Reminder, Alba was 17 when Idle Hands was filmed. you sick fricks.
first time i saw her was in a shitty kids movie called Camp Nowhere when I was a kid. I don't even know if she had a line but I seriously had a crush on every single girl in that movie. definitely was the first movie she was ever in and she looks straight into the camera at one point
this isn't when she looks into the camera but just showing her. isn't the girl on the far left that cult girl that went to prison?
Goddamn anon you awakened some memories deep inside me. Had a huge crush growing up on this actress, Melody Kay. She was also in Neverending Story III and The Secret Garden. Had to look her up she's only 44 but she looks nothing like her younger self.
Also Allison Mack was in Camp Nowhere too. Feels kinda cursed.
She was THAT hot
She was pure sex. Zoomers are all fricked in the head and tricked into liking fatties
She was that hot.
Why didn't he fully grasp the ass?
dat jiggle
God I wish she was me. Prime Devon Sawa was fricking hot.
for me it was Jessica Alba in Dark Angel, a dystopian scifi tv series by James Cameron(yes, James Cameron) where Jessica Alba is an escaped genitically modified super soldier child soldier who is living on the run in a post-economic collapse American city. She uses her super soldier powers to be a cat burglar.
She has been genetically modified to have some cat DNA that allows her to have a heightened sense of smell and taste and eyesight for seeing in the dark. But because she has cat DNA every month when she has her period she enters into "heat" and her "friends" who know about her "situation" have to basically keep her away from men or she just fricks any dude who comes near her.
Yeah. Dark Angel. that scifi tv show about a genitically engineered super soldier with cat dna who goes into heat starring Jessica Alba. people dont talk about it enough. i dont know why not.
also she rode around in skin tight leather motorcycle outside with full glamor make up on.
Do you know how clothes work?
Are you trying to tell me there is no deviation here?
But she hasn't been pregnant in years, doesn't she have smaller boobjob boobs now?
Jessica Alba in Idle Hands I think was my first real teenage boner and I think it was a great choice. Honestly if you don't find Teen Jessica Alba peak fricktoy material you are probably gay or mentally broken in some fashion (both?).
It was my first exposure to the band the offspring.
Monkeybone also had them in the trailer.
🙁
Casey is an underrated "literally me" actor
Why did he do that?
It feels great
>assgay
Don't make me post the pornhub chart.
What a Goddess holy shit
my most fapped to celeb by a country mile.
she's held up well
>she wasn't that hot
Her friend in the loose devil costume (who got splattered by a ceiling fan) was significantly hotter.
we were having our brown girl porn phase
>I think there are ambitious girls who will do anything to be famous, and they think men in this business are used to women doing that. Contrary to how people may feel, I've never used my sexuality. That's not part of it for me. When I'm in a meeting, I want to tell you why I'm an asset, how I'm a commodity, how I can put asses in the seats, not, "There's a chance you're going to be able to frick me." That's never been my deal.
Alba on not using her sex appeal to reach her goals in her acting career, 2008
She was a Big Harv girl.
>zoomers are so gay they can't even appreciate jessica fricking alba
Maybe Jessica will make a cameo as Susan Storm in secret wars
She looks a bit like Hailey Steinfeld physically and in the sensual vibe she gives off.
she was like 18 when she starred in Dark Angel, so she was hot and in her prime. And her role was as a badass girl which is hot. She also just has a way of talking/acting/facial expressions that makes her hot.