>Jessica Alba will play Earth-838's Sue Storm in DEADPOOL 3, newly widowed after the Scarlet Witch killed her Reed Richards in DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS.
Gruffudbros...
>Jessica Alba will play Earth-838's Sue Storm in DEADPOOL 3, newly widowed after the Scarlet Witch killed her Reed Richards in DOCTOR STRANGE ...
Source?
>Gruffudbros...
He was never going to reprise.
>I made it up after it came to me in a dream
>lately
It's all the same doomposting homosexuals. The only reason it's less obvious they're trolling is that they're not saying Sue or [character] will be black/queer.
Throwing a bone to current F4 readers who want Reed to have a beard.
Throw him through the Disney De-ager™ and he'll be good to go.
It makes as much sense as casting Evan Peters as Quicksilver in Wandavision.
The Evan Peters in WandaVision thing would be kino if he turns out to be Chthon.
Goddamn are Deadpool and Secret Wars gonna be a disaster
Why is Cinemaphile so pessimistic lately?
Everyone is pessimistic about capeshit now.
>another Marvel multiverse movie
>another superhero movie trying to build hype by promoting cameos by characters from old movies people didn't really care about the first time around
>They're wasting Deadpool 3 on this
>They brought Jackman out of Wolverine retirement for this
>They couldn't just make a normal Deadpool movie
>The entire MCU is building itself around multiverse movies that are entirely about overestimating audiences' nostalgia for pre-MCU Marvel movies
Why would we be optimistic about any of this?
psssst, its gonna make fun of multiverse movies
We all know they're perfectly capable of making fun of them with a few well-chosen jokes. They don't have to make another multiverse movie in order to make fun of multiverse movies.
The MCU having at least 2 more big tentpole multiverse movies planned for afterwards means Deadpool 3 isn't likely to mock them as hard as it deserves, either.
who the FRICK asked for that
I did
I really hope the strike makes all this shit fall through and implode before they frick up characters I actually like even more.
>lately
This has been going on for years. A large (or at least very vocal) contingent of Cinemaphile-posters is incapable of enjoying things on their own merits, they only enjoy seeing things fail so they can pretend to be superior to the people who enjoyed those things.
Must be some kind of infection they got from Cinemaphile.
>Gruffudbros...
Forget this dipshit IP, give me some more Hornblower kino.
The original plan was for Gruffud to be Earth-838 Richards in MoM. I wonder why they didn't go through it.
They thought people would respond more to Krasinski.
Did people care at all?
He wasn't around long enough for people to give a shit.
probably not to piss off fans thinking this would be the original fantastic four movie timeline
>implying the 2000s FF movies have enough of a fanbase in the 2020s for that to matter
They've said they cast him because he was a popular fan-cast for Reed.
im sure it has atleast 5 fans left
They should commit to the bit and have the entire Illuminati-verse Fantastic Four be popular internet fancasts.
>Zac Efron
Uh buddy you sure you still want that?
What do you mean?
Just shave him and it's the perfect Ben
That makes no sense