>reconstructed by israel >made up >every historical account of the most famous people who literally seen jesus that anyone can look up >made up
oof, this israelite is absolutely buttblasted, seethe rat
>And He didn't come to dissolve nations
False! >“Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth; I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law; and one’s foes will be members of one’s own household” (Matthew 10:34-36)
This is actually incorrect because the Talmud was written after the New Testament, not during Jesus' time. Also the original Abrahamic religion had no name.
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Also Christianity isn't an "offshoot" of the original Abrahamic religion, it's a genuine continuation of it because the Messiah came. Also that guy at the bottom is a terrible example of a israelite.
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I'm not gonna read all that poorly written bullshit of yours.
Jesus was literally a israelite though
I like the All American Rejects singer in Preacher he plays the moronic Jesus and also non-moronic Jesus. He really sold it. I have my issue with that show but he was good.
Gandalf, Frodo and Aragorn all three of them I believe were the Jesus figure
Aragorn is literally Yngvie-Freyr marrying Gerda (Arwen), the descendant of Magdalene (Galadriel).
Gandalf is Gamaliel, and Saruman is the Herods.
Frodo is a symbolic "first british catholic native", trying to decode the history of northwestern christianity before going on a crusade himself.
LOTR is and always was the british-catholic perspective.
Tolkien simply wrote it down before the oriental perspective erased it all.
The witch-king is St.Olaf whom sparked the start of the crusades (violent viking raids disguised as pilgrimage)
tldr;
it's a view of history spanning british myth up until the arrival of christianity, at which point the main story tries to explain britains role from 35AD to the retakings of the holy land.
i think youre looking at characters as the religious metaphor too literally but youre right in the larger concept because he read about a lot of religions I dont think its only related to Chrisitanity.Tolkien wrote the universe the way he did because he loved lore like Greek, Norse, or even gaelic mythology, and there wasnt really any good English lore like those
Gamaliel and Gandalf is quite literally the same exact name.
Gimel i El and Gand Alf both mean "Old Staff of alvheim/elohim".
the very symbol for "Gimel" in hebrew is a walking staff.
tldr;
tolkien knew his shit and you're in denial.
What's wrong with Jesus having brown eyes and dark brown hairs?
Does it take away from his credibility or decency if he lacks northern European facial features?
1. Max von Sydow. The Greatest Story Ever Told
2. Claude Heater. Ben-Hur
3. Jim Caviezel. Passion of the Christ
4. Robert Powell. Jesus of Nazareth
5. Jeffrey Hunter. King of Kings
>>“Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth; I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law; and one’s foes will be members of one’s own household”
>uhm, actualy if you would please take a look at these out of context bible quotes I saw posted on facebook, you'll see that the real message of christianity aligns perfectly with my modern political sensibilities
It's a spiritual war, yeah religious conversion will cause turmoil especially in those days. It doesn't matter that devotion to God is more important than Family Ties, because honouring Family Ties is an expression of Devotion to God and betraying Family Ties is an act of Apostasy against God
1 Timothy 5:8 >But if any man have not care of his own, and especially of those of his house, he hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel.
I just spent like 30 minutes staring at a reproduction of the shroud of Turin yesterday which is supposedly the actual image of Christ. Pretty wild stuff. First of all he was jacked. V tapered torso. Which is not surprising for a carpenter living before power tools. Second his face was hard to make out but looked strangely Blackish. Perhaps just an effect of the format.
>1205
>Turkey
>this meme again
>modern intermixed israelites are the same as ancient israelites
>made up quotes and cope
>reconstructed by israel
>made up
>every historical account of the most famous people who literally seen jesus that anyone can look up
>made up
oof, this israelite is absolutely buttblasted, seethe rat
>anyone can look up
literally doesn't exist other than your mspaint lol
>Made up quotes
All from primary sources. Cope and seethe.
but you call the guy on the bottom a shitskin?!
So are people from the Middle East are White now?
I got to tell /misc/ about this!
>So are people from the Middle East are White now?
no, because they were arabized with the muslims conquests
Jesus was indoeuropean therefore aryan
They were before Arabisation.
theyre all sandBlack folk though whats your point
he isnt white
every Nation sees themself in Christ
And He didn't come to dissolve nations. He came to deliver a truth to bind them together.
American Gods was drivel but I liked the part where there was a Jesus for every race.
>And He didn't come to dissolve nations
False!
>“Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth; I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law; and one’s foes will be members of one’s own household” (Matthew 10:34-36)
you're an idiot
All wrong.
>Jesus was white because I hate shitskins
/pol/troony cope. you will never be a real Christian
Dilate brown troon
your god is a dead brown israelite on a stick, kneel you mentally ill schizo
Shalom
poor ugly rat
This is actually incorrect because the Talmud was written after the New Testament, not during Jesus' time. Also the original Abrahamic religion had no name.
Also Christianity isn't an "offshoot" of the original Abrahamic religion, it's a genuine continuation of it because the Messiah came. Also that guy at the bottom is a terrible example of a israelite.
I'm not gonna read all that poorly written bullshit of yours.
Jesus was literally a israelite though
/pol/troony meltdown
Calm down rabbi
>literal anglog*rmanic WEWUZZERS
So why don't all the israelites in eastern europe look like the guy on the left since they're all from Israel ?
I don't think there are people on earth more delusional than black we wuzers
Kang of kangs
I like the All American Rejects singer in Preacher he plays the moronic Jesus and also non-moronic Jesus. He really sold it. I have my issue with that show but he was good.
Willem Dafoe in Last Temptation
SNEED
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Ignore.
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Sneed
Dafoe and Klaus Kinski
If anyone, Gandalf was the Jesus figure
Gandalf, Frodo and Aragorn all three of them I believe were the Jesus figure
Aragorn is literally Yngvie-Freyr marrying Gerda (Arwen), the descendant of Magdalene (Galadriel).
Gandalf is Gamaliel, and Saruman is the Herods.
Frodo is a symbolic "first british catholic native", trying to decode the history of northwestern christianity before going on a crusade himself.
LOTR is and always was the british-catholic perspective.
Tolkien simply wrote it down before the oriental perspective erased it all.
The witch-king is St.Olaf whom sparked the start of the crusades (violent viking raids disguised as pilgrimage)
tldr;
it's a view of history spanning british myth up until the arrival of christianity, at which point the main story tries to explain britains role from 35AD to the retakings of the holy land.
i think youre looking at characters as the religious metaphor too literally but youre right in the larger concept because he read about a lot of religions I dont think its only related to Chrisitanity.Tolkien wrote the universe the way he did because he loved lore like Greek, Norse, or even gaelic mythology, and there wasnt really any good English lore like those
what are anglo-saxons?
also Catholicism shaped Tolkien a lot, he suffered throughout is life for being a catholic in a protestant country back then
same thing linguistically speaking
that is true
Gamaliel and Gandalf is quite literally the same exact name.
Gimel i El and Gand Alf both mean "Old Staff of alvheim/elohim".
the very symbol for "Gimel" in hebrew is a walking staff.
tldr;
tolkien knew his shit and you're in denial.
The world is worse off because Viggo wasn't in more movies.
Caviezel is the only one where he actually speaks Aramaic.
What's wrong with Jesus having brown eyes and dark brown hairs?
Does it take away from his credibility or decency if he lacks northern European facial features?
Nordic supremacy morons have feminine brains and put looks over brain.
Wait till they see what Enrico Fermi or Tesla looked like.
Passion is the only good depiction. Gibson is based, Caviezel is a catholic, they had priests or theologians etc on set as advisors.
The guy from the Pasolini film.
Best Jesus movie, best movie Jesus.
1. Max von Sydow. The Greatest Story Ever Told
2. Claude Heater. Ben-Hur
3. Jim Caviezel. Passion of the Christ
4. Robert Powell. Jesus of Nazareth
5. Jeffrey Hunter. King of Kings
i just want to say god is real and if you dont repent on time hell awaits you. Thank you for listening.
its in time brownoid
when translated to my superior brown language on time makes more sense. Hell awaits you for being racist.
hell is being reincarnated as a brown
Frick you and your god
>Who is the most kino Jesus in film history?
Jim Caviezel of course
they blacklisted them because they told the truth
I remember when this came out. It seemed like everybody in media was seething, a very unusual response.
Passion of the Christ since I take enjoyment out of seeing Jesus get the shit kicked out of him.
>>“Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth; I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law; and one’s foes will be members of one’s own household”
>uhm, actualy if you would please take a look at these out of context bible quotes I saw posted on facebook, you'll see that the real message of christianity aligns perfectly with my modern political sensibilities
What else could it mean other than devotion to God being more important than family ties?
It's a spiritual war, yeah religious conversion will cause turmoil especially in those days. It doesn't matter that devotion to God is more important than Family Ties, because honouring Family Ties is an expression of Devotion to God and betraying Family Ties is an act of Apostasy against God
1 Timothy 5:8
>But if any man have not care of his own, and especially of those of his house, he hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel.
Max Von Sydow
I just spent like 30 minutes staring at a reproduction of the shroud of Turin yesterday which is supposedly the actual image of Christ. Pretty wild stuff. First of all he was jacked. V tapered torso. Which is not surprising for a carpenter living before power tools. Second his face was hard to make out but looked strangely Blackish. Perhaps just an effect of the format.
>I just spent like 30 minutes staring at a reproduction of the shroud of Turin yesterday
Do you do this often?
no they have one on display at my church for easter
Ted Neeley
the jesus from harold and kumar 3d christmas
You posted it.
Google Israel mosaics and all you see is white people. Lots with blonde hair
You worship a israelite.
You worship sin.