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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    DUDE WEED

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      DUDE ADRENOCHROME

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He's got to be pushing 50 now, right? He's still got his hair and he's only a little saggy, not bad for a manlet pedo.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >pedo

      is he?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No I'm not

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        no. people throw that word around so much that it has no meaning anymore

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >collects childrens toys and makes television for 'young adults'
        dunno anon

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He's also a israelite. Do the math.

        no. people throw that word around so much that it has no meaning anymore

        Sure thing Tunnel Rat. Isn't there a bathhouse somewhere for you to be digging into?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Bot

        Ask Isaac Kappy abouth Seth's chickens

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Pushing 5'0 too

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I can't tell who that is. Looks like Sean Astin, Tobey Maguire, and Seth Green got cooked in a microwave without defrosting first and turned into a soggy runny mess.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically looks better here

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why there's a mini Austin Powers there?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Mini Me felt neglected by Dr. Evil when Scotty started being evil so he went and defected to help Austin Powers

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what 90 seasons of robot chicken does to a homie

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >not in front of a screen so you don't have to stay in shape to look good and healthy
      Seems he didn't take care of his voice though which is weird since he moved in to doing VA work.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    His Chris voice sounds wrong now. It's all deep and weird.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    zamn conan obrien looks like THAT??

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Eh, I can't really hate on Seth Green. He's a nerd who basically made a TV show out of Cinemaphile shitposts.
    Ultimately, he's a manlet with full head of hair that married a model (who has nudes BTW)
    He's basically living the dream

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >living the dream
      He's a nepo baby. He would have never made it without connections. At best he would have become an E-Celeb in the mid 2000's which could have let him break into Hollywood when he's in his late 20's rather than in his teens back in the 90's

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >nepo baby
        What exactly did his parents do? I can't find any info on either so they're definitely actors.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The only thing I could find was that his Uncle was in the casting business and got him his first job at 6. His parents were normal working class people.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >He would have never made it without connections
        Now you know why israelites usurp powerful positions and why they're all so "successful".

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Women with smaller men is such a weird dynamic to me.
      The protector becomes the protectee lol

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        if she took off those heels theyd probably be the same height

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Baby Sitter Kink.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I never saw the problem. I don't fetishize tall women but I'd happily date a 6'3" chick if she'd date me and I'm a sub-lieutenant of the manlets.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >The protector becomes the protectee lol
        Men are stronger though. A buff manlet can handle pretty much any girl.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 6ft, and my wife is 5"4 with a 6/10 body, but my dream girl would unironically be a 6'3 blonde lanklet.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          How does it feel to have settled?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Well?

          How does it feel to have settled?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Bump because I wanna see his response. I doubt they’ll stay together

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >who has nudes BTW
      thank you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He hangs out with Wil Wheaton so I'd call that a net loss in life

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The value of MY life is at a net loss just by looking at that photo.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      holy frick she could play batman with that jawline

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >who has nudes BTW
      Ghostly pink nipples that are so pale that the areola practically blends into her base skin color. BASED.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lmao lil fella

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine fricking a woman this much bigger than you

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty sure Mini-me has a sextape, so you can check it for real.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I don't want to watch some midget frick some tall woman
            I'm saying I want to frick a big woman

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    those "start looking like big harv" genes really started kicking in after 50 for the chosen people

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Party Monster is kino.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like he didn't take proper care of his voice judging from that video.
    How does voice acting in a very high voice like Chris in Family Guy resulting in an overall deeper voice for the actor?

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Seth should have eaten more greens and smoked less green.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    could it be done today? there was some twisted shit in this show

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean "could it be done today?", the show is still airing new episodes.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No new episodes since April 2022. What’s going on?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The co-creator says its not cancelled and that they're still working on it

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I saw they quoted an interview on the wiki because there was previously an end date by “Release” and it had since been switched back to “present”

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    bro no shit why do older israelites morph into looking alike. No doubt glasses would be the final nail in the coffin

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I look like this and am only in my mid 30s. It's over.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Seth Judge Holden blocks your path

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't he a kiddie fidler?

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    israelite manlet nepotism freak

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