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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. It's over for Love and Blunder.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Marvel movies were hit or miss before, but now they are just straight up bad
    i mean you can't expect them to just ditch the cash cow and cultural phenomenon that is the MCU, but no one gives a shit anymore after Endgame, and not only does no one care, the movies are shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Endgame could have been great, they just couldn't resist ruining it. Beginning of the end, like Ted vs TedX

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. It will embarrassingly limp towards USD 700 mil.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >$700 million
      >embarrassing
      LOL look at this DCuck cope

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's losing to Minions anon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So? Patton made less than Love Story.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but I'm not even sure I could say Thor is better than Minions.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I have kids so I watched both. Minions is the Patton equivalent

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what is a patton?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I have kids lul
                I don't think they are part of you'r bloodline.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        didn't the Marvelgays of this board say the same thing about The Batman doing 770?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They tried to but they got their shit pushed in pretty quickly, since it was a reboot and it outperformed spiderman's last reboot in every country in the world except China and Korea, since they were in full lockdown when The Batman came out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It literally has no competition

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny how Marvelcucks used to say Aquaman only made a billion because it had no competition but now Thor has no competition and it won't make anywhere close to a billion LMAO

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The first 10 years is a once in a generation thing. I'm not even mad because they had a good run.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly.
      Ironman to Endgame was amazing. It had never been done before. But throwing Black Pander and bREE in where they did killed it's chance for a future afterwards.

      Nobody wants to give them their heart again just to watch them break it. That trust is hard to get but once lost it can't be reearned.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        have sex

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            BE YOURSELF

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I did that for 30 years, I've spent the last 10 pretending I'm the characters I see on Cinemaphile.
              Neither got me laid.
              But I've been much happier recently.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    even raimi couldnt save dr strange, god knows he tried. that script was ass.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have never seen a marvel movie and I never intend to. Superheros are for little children who fantasize about beating up adults.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      okay

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. Not if that's the score at week 3.

    Which means Cinemaphile was overestimating it's prospects. Black Pander 2 might be Marvel's first actual flop.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Black Pander 2 might be Marvel's first actual flop.
      Don't do that shit again. Besides Eternals was Marvels second flop since Hulk

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Black Widow flopped

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If it was just the Box office it would have but it apparently sold quite well on Disney +

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That was PR cope though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Eternals made 400mil dude.

        Black Widow flopped

        Black Widow made 380mil.

        I mean actual flop, as in doesn't make it's budget.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do you understand how profit works?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Eternals made 400mil dude.
          On a 200mil production. Just doubling the budget hasn't been break even for a long time. Birds of Prey made 205mil off an 85mil budget and everyone rightly considers that a flop.
          What you think you mean by "make it's budget" is wrong

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Birds of Prey made 205mil off an 85mil budget and everyone rightly considers that a flop.
            Everyone considers that a flop because it should have made more than Suicide Squad at 750mil.

            There's accounting profit, where the movie makes more than it cost. And economic profit, where the movie earns proportional to the capital value of the IP.
            What I'm saying is that they might make an accounting loss on Black Pander, not just an economic loss.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              it's also because the production budget and the marketing budget are separate numbers and usually only the production budget gets disclosed so the studio can downplay the real cost of productions if needed. So sure it cost $85M to make but to market it and get that abyssmal turnout it might've cost them additional $30-100M which would be even more embarrassing of a flop for WB if the accurate full-cost gets reported.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're not Robert Evans.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And you don't know how to count, congratulations.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. We understand newbie.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, a film doesn't just have to make back its budget, but also its marketing budget which is typically about the same as the budget itself. Then keep in mind that a film's gross partly goes to distributors, is taxed, etc. The latest James Bond movie needed to make about a billion just to break even. These super high budget corporate products need to make something like 500-600 million to not be a flop I'd say and even that is still disappointing for them.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the marketing budget is counted in the budget itself moron

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >the marketing budget is counted in the budget itself
              No it isn't

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, it's not, moron.

                Based moron

                source?
                if not you are all homosexuals.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Top Gun 2's marketing budget was 3 billion. So it's still a flop.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They're not fricking newbies is the source.
                Frick off back to twitter.

                You overestimate the average capeshit loving pig my bong friend

                I am the average capeshit loving pig. And the empire is bigger than just England.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                https://lmgtfy.app/?q=movie+marketing+budget

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It just says that you're HIV positive and should have a nice day.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No, it's not, moron.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Based moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do you understand that $400M isn't net profit? now chop that number in half and you get what marvel actually gets to take home from that number.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Hulk is actually a decent movie too. I think it just came out too soon in the MCU life and was confusing as it was a "re-quel" or whatever. They should have released in 2009 and let a little hype build and maybe put a little more stark in the movie.

        There's no way Black Panther 2 is flopping though. I don't know what kind of numbers it'll do, but Im sure it's gonna profit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I think it just came out too soon in the MCU life and was confusing as it was a "re-quel" or whatever.
          The kept it very vague and people really did think it was a sequel at the time. Hulk ends with him in South American and Incredible Hulk starts with him there. Then there's the intro of Incredible Hulk just being a very quick recap of his origin

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            people don't like vague tho

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The Hulk is actually a decent movie too.
          Nope. Norton Hulk was the big gay.
          >I don't know what kind of numbers it'll do, but Im sure it's gonna profit.
          Yeah I don't think so. If the core audience won't show up for Thor, Black Pander with women sooking is not going to interest them at all.
          Instagram and Twitter already bought their N-word passes with the first one. They don't need another one so no money there.
          And facebook is just boomers now.
          And certainly Cinemaphile and reddit aren't enthusiastic about it.
          There's no one left except a few die hards, the black nerd crowd (all twenty of them), and the people who see everything. That's 100-150mil. Feminist Ghostbusters numbers.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Yeah I don't think so. If the core audience won't show up for Thor, Black Pander with women sooking is not going to interest them at all.
            It's like you homosexuals never learn, lmao

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >It's like you homosexuals never learn, lmao
              Learn what?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wakanda Forever will have a huge opening. The blacks treated it like it was the most important movie ever made that would change their lives forever. I don't think the sequel will do as well but it won't bomb

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think so. We'll just have to wait and find out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, I’m not even a /misc/ poster but it might. Black Panther getting killed off screen, being replaced with his sister that no one really seems to give a shit about and was a side character last movie.

        Also the main villain is just some unproven actor from Mexico. It just reeks of stupidity.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Disney kills Star Wars through sheer incompetence
    >Marvel is now quickly dying
    >No infinity stones gimmick to keep people watching to see what happens next
    What are they going to do? They can't even rely on the parks and cruise liners to print money anymore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What are they going to do?
      They're going to throw fricking everything at you. No Way Home was just a microcosm of what Kang and Secret Wars will be

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget the got Pixar movies banned from like 50 countries.

      >What are they going to do?
      They're going to throw fricking everything at you. No Way Home was just a microcosm of what Kang and Secret Wars will be

      >They're going to throw fricking everything at you.
      That was Warner's plan and it didn't work.

      They were worth 300bil. They should be worth a trillion. They're currently valued at 100bil.
      Get woke. Go broke.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >That was Warner's plan and it didn't work.
        Dude this is the multiverse saga and they just saw how massively nostalgia sells even for shit people didn't like at the time like Andrew Garfield. Expect to see the FoX-men fighting Ghost rider while Chris Evans Human torch is shooting fire and Lou Ferrigno. They're gonna wheel out everything for this and all the MCU fans will squeal with delight

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the MCU fans will squeal with delight
          No. You're a dumbarse.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You overestimate the average capeshit loving pig my bong friend

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No lol not a chance in hell at this point. It's not only going to make less than The Batman but The Minions that it's competing against right now

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lotta DCope in this thread
    Marvel is not going anywhere, LMAO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Wakanda Forever
      >90s Nostalgia Xmen
      >The Kang Dynasty
      >Secret Wars
      This is such a blatant pisstake.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wakanda will make money though. They'll plaster Boseman all over their promotional materials and people will go just to see how he's sent off. At least in NA it will be just as popular because Americans worship BBC.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Wakanda will make money
          it is their Christmas movie but i think it will make not as much.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Kinda strange for Disney to step on it's own toes with two films around Christmas with blue water people.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Avatar isn't Disney is it?

              None of this matters because Disney+ is thriving

              Is it? From what I understand they're having "churn" problems. Which is hollywood-speak for losing almost as many subs as they're gaining. Convincing someone to sub is a lot easier that convincing them to resub. I called this very problem when they launched with back episodes of the simpsons as their flagship.

              I also said that they need to focus so much more attention on Disney+ than they were, it seems to me they're holding it up as cope.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Avatar isn't Disney is it?
                it is > Distributed by: 20th Century Studios

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ahh of course.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They know that avatar 2 will be a huge flop

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think it will. I think it will be lucky to get 200mil.
            picrel is her reaction when she realized there was no Civil War lead in, and no Infinity War lead out to force the audience to show up this time.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I think it will be lucky to get 200mil.
              And I think you're just going to make a lot of posts like this. Screenshot them, then continuously post them when it comes out and is a big success just to say "Can you believe these morons thought it would flop!"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's dumb. But feel free to screencap me if you think you can gen an I told you so out of it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              they are trying to pander the Mexicans with an indigenist fantasy and at the same time to the blacks, it is safe to assume that it will break at least 750M.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Mexicans don't care about race, they think they're white. Catholics care about religion and this shit ain't Catholic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                there are a frickton of indigenist larpers there, it is the new commie thing, they blame for all the shit that happens there to the Spaniards the US and whatnot, but not as much as in Peru or Bolivia that it is mostly native.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >there are a frickton of indigenist larpers there,
                Yeah just like the KKK in the US. Those people don't buy movie tickets.
                Peru is actually majority native American.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Peru is actually majority native American.
                Yes, but culturally is just like Mexico, 90% South European > European Religion, language, architecture, most of the art too, his Nobel winner lives in Spain and writes in Spanish etc...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So Peru is like the Philippines then?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No israelite. That's dumb. Stop being dumb.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Leaving Ironfart in is a bigger mistake than keeping Kathleen Kennedy in charge of Lucasfilm after Solo.
      It would have actually sent the right signal to the audience if they got rid of it, but they're afraid of twitter which doesn't pay for capeshit sending exactly the wrong signal to the audience.

      And then there's looming disaster that is Fantastic 4. That's going to blow a 20 billion dollar hole in Disney's market cap if they even make it that far.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are those real? No trolling please, im having a really hard time figuring out how deep down the rabbit hole we actually are. My instinct tells me some of those must be fake, but i dont know anymore

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're all real. Three of them aren't in the MCU and are cartoons but looking at it now I don't remember Armor Wars being listed for the next phase or the one after. Maybe that was cancelled?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          We are getting marvel zombies and the shehulk movie is going to be birdman parody? You can understand my skepticism that marvel would greenlight “the guardians of the galaxy holiday special”.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nope it's all future projects so far, there are also at least 5 to 10 undisclosed projects, probably to be revealed during D23 Expo.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Add the Deadpool, Ghost Rider, Punisher and ofc X-Men.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice, more flops

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lmao what a fricking drop, stick a fork in this trash.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >those drops

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In my local kinoplex Top Gun 2 is again projected in the big screen. Not the dinos, nor gru, nor Black person Vahalla.
    Tom Cruise.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it. WHY do you care about how much or how little money a movie makes? Everyday with these threads. Is it Taika himself who's starting them?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Please just let it die.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      These things take time. People definitely don't have the same interest anymore.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zero chance. $700 million will be a stretch from here. It might match the $640 million Thor 2 made 9 years ago but with inflation that's the equivalent of about $820 million today.
    Flop.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I swear me and my brother are the only ones that really enjoyed this movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah there's plenty of fricking morons around

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you even in the capeshit thread dumbarse?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you even in the capeshit thread dumbarse?

      i'm here to call people like you queers

      queers

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is this movie not doing well?
    what's wrong with it anons? Is it pozzed?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >why is this movie not doing well?
      They've made like 40 MCU movies already. Obviously #41 isn't going to be as popular as the first few. All long running media franchises are like this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Obviously #41 isn't going to be as popular as the first few.
        Wrong. The audience should be growing, not shrinking.
        >All long running media franchises are like this.
        There aren't any. Nothing compares to the MCU, the copycats have all failed, even Disney couldn't repeat their own success with nu-Wars.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Nothing compares to the MCU
          Godzilla
          James Bond
          Star Trek

          All of them had huge audiences at the beginning and then it trailed off.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not even close to the same thing.
            The MCU is a universe. Those are just Franchises.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Multiverse of Madness made almost a billion, Love and Thunder is just boring shit

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly enjoyed it and it's no worse than some movies we've gotten in other Phases like GOTG2, but that's just me. Still, I feel like it's getting the full brunt of the dissatisfaction over previous MCU releases this year.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Black Widow, Eternals and Falcon and the Winter Soldier were far worse. The problem with this movie was that it just felt like a parody of an MCU film and didn't seem to respect its audience at all. So it's received the brunt of the general dissatisfaction with the MCU the general public is feeling.

      Not to mention the fact that Taika has actually seemed to regress as a person and get dumber, he went from making indie kino like "Boy", to playing that annoying moron, Antwan, in Free guy.

      And his stupid comments about the poor vfx, which seemed like he was trying to shift the blame from his awful jokes and crappy directing, have turned the twitter morons against him. Since they're such a loud minority they've convinced the normies not to watch it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >turned the twitter morons against him
        Twitter really doesn't matter.
        The reason Cinemaphile has such a good track record with calling hits and flops is anonymity. As soon as you bring ego into it people's likes/dislikes/general opinions become a performance. Left wing, right wing, otherwise, it doesn't really matter.

        But when you add in the fact Twitter and Facebook mods all got TDS, everything on Twitter is cultivated. None of that translates to a single dollar.

        And you only have to look at the summergays arriving in the last few days to see how unironic they are with telling the chuds what's what. They've got no fricking clue.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The reason Cinemaphile has such a good track record with calling hits and flops

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's true tho.
            The israeli trolls and /misc/shitters are fricking loud and say a bunch of stupid shit just to be israelites which is the worst thing a person can be. But Cinemaphile liked Marvel, Marvel made billions.
            Cinemaphile turned on Netflix, Netflix is fricking collapsing.
            Cinemaphile LOVED deadpool, deadpool made a billion dollars.
            Cinemaphile is the Joker, Joker made a billion dollars.

            Because no ego. There's no reason to pretend you like or dislike something other than being a /misc/shitting israelite.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              There's also no corporate shilling here or the type of sheep that falls for it and starts parrotting their bs.
              In the subreddlt for marvel movies Love and Thunder has been already memoryholed: there is nothing about it on the frontpage.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >There's also no corporate shilling here
                Oh yes there is.
                There's a frickton of it.
                You hang around long enough and you can spot the shills in a heartbeat.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No there's not bc Cinemaphile is very niche and not prone to buy into hype. Studios don't spend money here, they go for reddlt, twitteretc

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just watched the vid of him and Thompson critiquing/mocking the effects. It's dusgusting how entitled and aristocratic they sound.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    None of this matters because Disney+ is thriving

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >None of this matters because Disney+ is thriving
      >https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=today%205-y&q=euphoria,mandalorian,loki,%2Fg%2F11fpjwxr22,%2Fg%2F11qpsdzw80
      HAHAHAHHAHA OH NO NO NO

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Disney

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the israeli grandmas invading Cinemaphile and posting about box office numbers? You will never be industry insiders, you insufferable c**ts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off back to twitter newbie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oy vey, nana! Your post is a box office flop.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tourist detected

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think it might just be a screeching israelite. It's probably the same gay who posts "tranime" every time anime comes up. Certainly his MO.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Very weird creature bc he tries too hard and ends up showing he knows nothing about this board, which has been discussing box office flops for years now

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Go back to E! you lying homosexual

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Stop embarrassing yourself, random reddltor troony

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Back to TMZ, grandma

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is extremely cringe to talk about how much money something made, I agree. I have no idea why they do it.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the target audience for this flick?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My inside scoop says the target audience is moviegoers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just regular Marvel fans

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Us. The core audience. White incels.
      It's not failing because of anything wrong with the movie itself (though gay Korg certainly didn't help), it's failing because the MCU went woke and we can't have all of it we don't want any of it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's not failing because of anything wrong with the movie itself
        lol yes it is.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No it isn't. It's failing because the core audience was convinced to leave after Endgame. I still haven't seen it. I'm core audience, I absolutely should have but I'm not paying for more bREE.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it's failing because it's another stupid woke entry in the MCU that hates its source material

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >how do you do, fellow white males

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      people that schlick to chris hemsworth

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are there people really try to rationalize that those who rightfully shit on Love and Thunder and the MCU in general are "DC fanboys"? Is capeshit that stultifying or are they trolling?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As a leftist I'm just glad the only Disney projects bombing are ones that star straight white males like Thor and Lightyear. Thankfully Wakanda is on track to be multi billion at the box office.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >As a leftist
      Stopped reading there.
      Frick off to

      [...]

      you don't belong here.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He isn't wrong though, they have been making movies with white male protag suck on purpose

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So? You want to play politics as a teamsport, the board for that is

          [...]

          I give zero fricks about American politics, and the MCU has way too much in it already. I watch capeshit to escape reality.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Strange World is going to flop hard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >As a leftist-ACK!

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This film is already projected to make less than Doctor Strange two, and that’s with Love and Blunder having almost twice the budget. With a budget off 250 million they were 100% expecting this film to make a billion. Which is stupid, getting the Moari who’s made three good movies, with a character that only had one good solo movie, surrounded by an unlikeable cast if characters and a heavily under-utilised villlain.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's likely to makes less domestically than the Minions, which cost a third of its bloated budget. The prime release spot it's been given definitely indicates they expected it to go over usd 1 bi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You will never be a producer

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh noes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Don't worry Taika, they might still let you make a star wars movie but you'll have to adapt a script from the diversity council lmao

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >It's going to do worse than Batman v Superman
    Fricking kek, will it even reach $650m?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's going to do worse than The Batman. It opened 10mil ahead and now it's 25 mil behind. Keep in mind Thor is only two hours long while Batman was 3. You can get in 3 showings of Thor for every two showings of Batman

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They'll throw it on Disney+ end of august as a hail mary to see if it boosts subscriber numbers for August, we'll probably not see any more standalone Thor movies after this and Taika will see some opportunities be pulled back.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      45 days. After black widow they said all MCU films get a 45day theatrical window.

      Dude, I’m not even a /misc/ poster but it might. Black Panther getting killed off screen, being replaced with his sister that no one really seems to give a shit about and was a side character last movie.

      Also the main villain is just some unproven actor from Mexico. It just reeks of stupidity.

      >his sister that no one really seems to give a shit about
      Nobody likes her. She's obnoxious. Which I get is supposed to be the "little sister" thing, but her only memorable line was calling Frodo "colonizer."
      Look at the trailer, it's all voice over over establishing shots. Barely any action at all. It has zero selling points.

      Very weird creature bc he tries too hard and ends up showing he knows nothing about this board, which has been discussing box office flops for years now

      There's a reason people hate israelites.

      Do you understand that $400M isn't net profit? now chop that number in half and you get what marvel actually gets to take home from that number.

      Yes, I understand how to minus costs from revenue to get accounting profit.

      >Peru is actually majority native American.
      Yes, but culturally is just like Mexico, 90% South European > European Religion, language, architecture, most of the art too, his Nobel winner lives in Spain and writes in Spanish etc...

      No Mexico is to Spain what the US is to England.
      Peru is to Spain what Burma is to England.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >No Mexico is to Spain what the US is to England.
        that would be Cuba or PR, they are basically the same as the Canary Islands people, anyhow culturally all of them are the same, Hispanics.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    everyone I know who has seen it hated it, this shit has awful word of mouth

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for the Captain America flop. Nobody actually gives a frick about Anthony Mackie and watching it struggle will be hilarious.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did this movie flop so bad? I though manchildren loved this shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It felt like a parody. I really don't like Taika Waititi. He just comes across like a smug c**t. Like we should all be thankful he's even gracing us with his films

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        His films are just him wanking himself off

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's regressed as a film maker. Send any film maker to L.A and all of a sudden they lose all their wit and charm that made them stand out in the first place and become some cookie cutter industry man with the same politics/opinions as everyone else in their bubble. Not to mention that oscar win went straight to his head and now he thinks he's the greatest thing since sliced bread.

        The normies have turned against him though so it's nice to see that his ego is getting heavily checked.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Seems to happen a lot with these new directors who get a surprise hit and suddenly they're in charge of big blockbusters, where they crash and burn and are unceremoniously buried by the Hollywood. Remember Josh Trank?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did this trash reach $600 million?
    Even reddit doesn't care about it and those nerds love everything Marvel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because of inflation. 600 million worldwide is fricking nothing these days no matter how much they spin it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Marvel is a strong brand and people liked the last one

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >people liked the last one
        That's a bit strong. People didn't hate the last one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >people liked the last one
        That's a bit strong. People didn't hate the last one.

        I hate capeshit and even I think Ragnarok was good one time watch.
        This love and thunder looks unbearable right from the trailer.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I love capeshit, thought Ragnarok was pretty good, saw Infinity War twice, and haven't given Marvel a single dollar since Endgame.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I can't believe people still have the energy for it now that it's constant with the tv shows

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The problem with the TV shows isn't that they're fatiguing as some have suggested. The problems are:
              1. Weekly releases
              2. More importantly they're quite shit.

              Endgame was 3 hours long but was actiony and exciting for the whole three hours. A standard 6x42minute Marvel TV show is 4 hours long when binged, but it's almost entirely boring filler then a trailer for the next episode.

              People point to Loki as the best one, which it kind of was, but it's also very representative in that it's quite fricking for the first 4 episodes, and even the last two episodes aren't much. As such Loki is actually their biggest mistake, that was their chance to refresh the audience's interest while also selling that big juicy Marvel audience on a Disney+ sub.

              And that's not what happened. What happened instead was the audience was treated to cheap tricks to get them to sub for multiple months, which is basically telling every millenial to just pirate it, while also advertizing all Disney+ content as low effort trash. Fast forward two years later and people didn't even pirate Ms Muslim. And that's REALLY bad. Because that means the audience is done giving Disney a chance to state it's case.

              Disney blew it. Past tense. It's over. It can't be saved.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                loki was woke bait and switch trash and didnt even properly characterize loki, it was like rom com bullshit. frick that noise. and it was fricking boring to boot.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do newbies care so much about how much money some corporation makes? It's cringe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because a successful company continues to make the same product and a failing company must adapt their product to a changing market or die, brainlet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cool story, newbie

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >muh brand loyalty
    Pathetic

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Walmart annual/quarterly gross profit history and growth rate from 2010 to 2022. Gross profit can be defined as the profit a company makes after deducting the variable costs directly associated with making and selling its products or providing its services.

    Walmart gross profit for the quarter ending April 30, 2022 was $34.722B, a 0.9% decline year-over-year.
    Walmart gross profit for the twelve months ending April 30, 2022 was $143.438B, a 1.53% increase year-over-year.
    Walmart annual gross profit for 2022 was $143.754B, a 3.54% increase from 2021.
    Walmart annual gross profit for 2021 was $138.836B, a 7.33% increase from 2020.
    Walmart annual gross profit for 2020 was $129.359B, a 0.2% increase from 2019.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AKA EBITDA or Earnings before income tax, dividends, and amortization.
      The profit or margin on anything Wallmart sells is the price they sold it for minus the cost they paid for it.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Walmart share holder equity from 2010 to 2022. Share holder equity can be defined as the sum of preferred and common equity items

    Walmart share holder equity for the quarter ending April 30, 2022 was $85.600B, a 1.19% increase year-over-year.
    Walmart share holder equity for 2022 was $91.891B, a 4.98% increase from 2021.
    Walmart share holder equity for 2021 was $87.531B, a 7.33% increase from 2020.
    Walmart share holder equity for 2020 was $81.552B, a 2.41% increase from 2019.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Walmart reported stronger sales for the first quarter, but its profit took a beating as the nation’s largest retailer grappled with surging inflation on food and fuel and higher costs from a snarled global supply chain
    Walmart reported stronger sales for its fiscal first quarter, but its profit took a beating as the nation's largest retailer grappled with surging inflation on food and fuel and higher costs from a snarled global supply chain.

    The company also on Tuesday cut its full-year earnings forecast, sending shares down more than 8% in morning trading.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Marvelcucks were confident it would outgross Top Gun?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol is it even going to make half of Top Gun's take?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Top Gun will probably finish at 1.4B and Thor will probably end at $700M so just barely.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when Cinemaphile repeatedly and consistently predicted 700-800 million.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ironman to End Game wasn't even a one off. Phase 4 is tanking because of Feige's sheer arrogance. Wait until Iron Heart tanks. The fact Iron Heart is happening at all when it has never sold a fricking comic should speak volumes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Wait until Iron Heart tanks. The fact Iron Heart is happening at all when it has never sold a fricking comic should speak volumes.
      Isn't she going straight to Disney+?
      It's funny that for all the progressive shit they talk Disney know that their 'sassy ethnic girl superhero' characters like Ms Marvel and Ironheart would crash at the box office. They had to shoehorn America Chavez into a Dr Strange movie too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It genuinely seems like they are sabotaging themselves. I know that sounds strange, but there must be a reason they are doing it.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >chartshitting
    marvelgays truly are the kpoppers of the film industry

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spider-man should be leading the MCU and introduce x-men and fantastic 4 by next year

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MCU movies since Phase 4 felt generic except Spiderman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally what wasn't generic about Spiderverse. It had everything every other shitty Marvel movie has
      >Shameless cameos of other MCU characters
      >Nostalgia baiting
      >Big final fight against who gives a shit, cookie cutter villains
      If it didn't bring back Garfield and Toby it would have been nothing. Everything in that movie was borrowed from better movies.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Phase 5 will save the MCU. Black Panther is a guaranteed mega hit. Keep crying doomers

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to throw this out there. Maybe:
    >a quirky, quippy, romantic comedy about terminal breast cancer
    Is a bad idea? Maybe it's a bit alienating? Maybe it's incomprehensible that anyone would have greenlit a quarter billion dollars to make that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jokejokejoke scene of Jane's mom dying of breast cancer jokejokejokejokejokejoke

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How about another joke Cohen? Where the frick did he disappear to? From Twitter videos laughing at the VFX to complete silence when the 2nd weekend happened

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am genuinely surprised this beat Thor. Like, it just defies conventional wisdom. I was sure Thor was gonna be the smash hit no matter its quality and this was gonna be the one that struggled.

    Clearly they need to put Raimi in charge of the entire MCU now. Only way forward.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i agree. how does Dr strange garner more interest than fricking Thor. but of course they can't portray Thor honestly because white males bad so his entire movie has to be another woke bait and switch "look at how stupid white people are" movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They under-estimated how unpopular Chris Hemsworth doing his Ghostbusters 2016 act is. I'm a big fan of Thor in the MCU and I'm probably not going to watch this one at all since I hate the shit SNL riffing he does now.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The funny thing is how people are getting hyped up for Daredevil and Blade now the same way they were getting excited for Gorr and Raimi Strange last year.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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