Jesus Christ what a rambling autist!
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he said he spent a lot of money on this shit. wtf was his budget for standing in some bar?
Paying one of the camera guys who worked on The Curse to film it apparently
he paid like 60 grand to fly a lot of his friends out there and hang out for a few days leading up the special
i'm new to cumtown and saw a clip the other day of him being mean to stav and relentlessly telling him he was going to die soon. kind of a dick
That was a dick move but he wasn't wrong. He's said meaner shit to Adam just so he'll stop talking and he can cut in with some pun where a word is replaced with gay and then talk about a TV show he saw half an episode of.
Yeah the time when Adam's mom got Parkinson's and Nick started riffing about Robin Williams was kino
that was a long time coming and he was right
If you have seen a recent picture of stav, he was right
He didn't say that for no reason. He said that because Stav said he was gonna die at 80 and live with his grandchildren on a farm. Someone needed to wake him up and it didn't work anyway because he's fatter than ever.
What he said 100% came to fruition. Stav is easily 350lb at this point, and he's, what, 35? If he doesn't get it together in the next couple of years he won't see 50.
He's literally going to die in 10 years though. Without Nick's badgering he's gained like 80lbs in a year.
It's the touring schedule. You civilians wouldn't understand the toll it takes on a person
SHOT CALLER
I CALL THE SHOTS
AND I WANT A BREAKFAST SANDWICH
stavros is the bert kreisher of cumtown
Yeah, but fatter, and with more crowd work.
That episode where they bully Steve-O for an hour is pretty great
not really entertaining from any of them. Steve-O went in thinking they'd make fun of him because of his agent and completely ruined any chance of him going along with it
Steve-O himself didn't have any idea who they were. He didn't recognize their riffing and refused to make any jokes about anything that would get him in hot water. Worst part about it was that he was there to promote a comedy special
Why is he so short?
stav won
>Hell yeah, brother … my Big Greek wiener is HELLA uncircumcised
congrats on all the gay sex, bro
>1.2 million views
Less than Gringo Papi
Gringo Papi is an avant garde masterpiece about LA comedy but it was too high IQ
People hate/cringe watched it especially all the YouTube personalities that have to make epic videos dogging in him
Nick physically abuses his gf who is over a decade younger than him.
mind posting more content? I truly believe it, same with stav and adam, why is it that every famous motherfricker is an abusive or a rapist? Why arent people just normal?
>those emojis
>that text message
Why are women like this.
that's a Lana Del Rey lyric in a song about romanticizing physical abuse
She did the choreography for the robot skit
https://twitter.com/AdamFriedland/status/1669404906111811584
https://www.instagram.com/arimeeee/
sexio
Same dead eyes as Nick
>abused as a little girl
>enjoys it as an adult
Makes you think.
literally lopsided face what the frick she’s legit uggo i’d hit her too
Hitting women isn’t wrong
This doesn't mean that, also age gap is fine. Also Nick sucks ass.
True
>Nick physically abuses his gf who is over a decade younger than him.
oh wow random message that doesnt include nick at all. this is nicks real gf btw
What happened to this man
The coke addiction is serious when a line literally makes your eyes water.
Wow she looks 18-22. If that’s true than nick is extremely based and cool
>Nick physically abuses his gf
fake news + collusion
Those are just Lana Del Rey lyrics. Doesn't mean anything.
>who is over a decade younger than him.
WOMAN POSTING ON Cinemaphile ALERT
>decade younger
>SHE WAS ONLY 26 YOU SICK FRICK
Americans like you are insufferable
why do all Nick Mullen bashing threads get deleted?
This guy is a masterclass in self sabotage. Edgy humor that people are dying for and he’s probably the funniest comedian when he gets in a groove. But he just has to be a hip New York City libtard who talks about “transphobia” and other bullshit that nobody who would actually like his humor cares about. And of course the other unfunny comedians in the New York standup scene don’t like him because his comedy is mean by their standards. So he’s in a place where nobody really likes or cares about him. It’s especially bad now because he’s stuck with Adam who has no comedic talent at all
It's fine though because he'll just hide behind the veil of irony and "not caring"
sounds like you're talking about carlin or chappelle but the difference is i dont remember this guy ever being funny. the state of comedy is fricking pitiful.
This is pretty accurate. I remember his bit talking about raping Latina women as the definition of sex while teaching sex ed, and he gets ushered out of class by police while his students have a Dead Poet's Society "oh captain my captain" moment, and it was one of the funniest things I've ever heard someone come up with in a riff. And the obvious implication is that's absurd and bad, but every liberal of that vein I've met has either been a humorless homosexual, or a borderline HR rep but for every waking moment, so there's no audience for it in his circles.
Contemporary Leftists generally have no sense of humor anymore, and they control discussion. It's tiring dealing with anything in a world with no playfulness or levity. It's demoralizing. It's tiring.
Sam is being so brutal right out the gates here, this will be a short season
>yeah dude liberals are all gay homosexuals hehe
>tee hee I almost just said the N WORD I'm so frickin' edgy!
>why yes I voted for Hillary and Biden and support trans rights and BLM, how could you tell?
he wants to be based so bad… him and Tim Dillon should just bite the bullet already — Biden’s numbers are in the fricking toilet.
Just do it.
theyre follower homosexuals
Nah. Not really… but I would love to seem them both drop all “dirtbag left” pretences and just embraced their inner Based.
there was never any "dirtbag left" that was just one article written by seth simons or seth wienerfield.
RIP Seth
Whatever … “dirtbag left”/“centre left” … — it’s all an instant-mausoleum death cult and Nick knows it.
Time to drop these frickers like a bad habit; yes, the pendulum’s swinging whether he admits it or not.
>the guy who has an 11 hour clinton epstein rant compilation voted for hillary
why morons like this, i doubt nick cares about any trans shit and is indiferent. dude edgy!! says the gay on Cinemaphile of all places
He's roommates and best friends with the Chapo hosts, he's literally a Chapotard, whenever he drops his irony bro persona like when he whined about Gavin McInnes being transphobic or goes on other podcasts he's a leftist
wtf are you on about nick is not roomates with those guys, yes he knows them that does that make him chapo. and he is a liberal not a leftist stop trying to make the two the same.
My bad they lived in the same building not the same room, that's completely different. And he denies being liberals and goes on about socialism all the time.
He used to be roommates with Virgil, and he got into podcasting through Amber. They’ve all been on Chapo, they’re in the same circle
you’re low iq
>being left-paranoid and having this poor of a political radar
>while at the same time taking some flip-flopping comedian seriously enough to label him politically and think it matters what he thinks
Funny
PERMABAN ALL CUMTOWN FANS
Imagine how much better Cinemaphile would be
imagine how much better your parents lives would be if you killed yourself.
But why tho? There’s like maybe one thread every 5 days. Just such a weird thing to get mad about.
i dont think cumtown is being spammed here, not like fishtank atleast
speaking of which, fishtank is the first non-homosexualry word i've filtered on this site, the spam is unbearable
>adam makes 6 figures a year scrolling his phone and occasionally ruining a joke
>has the balls to make a second podcast about himself and force nick to carry that too
unironically israelites have no shame
Stavos Baybee won
>Hell yeah, brother … my Big Greek wiener is HELLA uncircumcised
congrats on all the gay sex, bro
I'm happy for stav, he gets to spend his money on muscle clad ladies to slap his breasts and try to bench him
Sam Hyde fans are just jealous that Nick, a leftist, turned Sam’s unironic chud bullshit into an actually marketable comedic style simple by adding irony.
Nah you’re overanalyzing it like a moron. Nick is just funny because he can riff. Soul hospital and Ben Shapiro getting raped is funny on its own merits it doesn’t need your chapo approval you psued homosexual.
Good on nick for not taking that israelite vaccine.
he did
n’t
>Hey, Nick, long time no talk, I know it's short notice but I need someone to open for me in Toledo tomorrow, thought I'd throw you a bone. Can you take Greyhound?
>Hell yeah, brother … my Big Greek wiener is HELLA uncircumcised
congrats on all the gay sex, bro
why the frick are stavvy and the adam friedland cast not teaming up or at least doing guest spots? millions for all.
Also it sickens me that that homosexuals make millions doing frick all.
its probably because stav geniunely dont like nick and adam
t. thousand island stare
i want stav to get cancelled! that would make me SO happy
>Jesus Christ what an average Cinemaphiletard!
a "racist" joke about, you guessed it, italians
white woman hating
a cultural reference to the simpsons or the sopranos
pretending to be indiferent to an issue while being sure to hit all the correct talking points
a 'black people are cool" joke
peak millenial comedy right there
good post
> white woman hating
White women are responsible for the social decline. Look at how triggered they get by age gaps
ofc that's not the angle they take, it's always something like "fricking dogs"or calling the cops on dindus
How’s the money situation, does that studio cost a lot of money and are they making anything back. What’s the plan
They still make a fricking SHIT LOAD of money off Patreon, although it slightly decreases each month. They also must make a decent amount of money off of YouTube at this point.
Nick said at one point that they pay $30k a month in rent for the studio, and they've sunk like at least $100k into the set and equipment.
DJ Smokey is responsible for 95% of Chapo’s success, his stoner-friendly intro song instantly captured thousands of gamers as soon as they heard the majora’s mask sound byte, and I’m tired of pretending he’s not
Plus, in a world where Tim Heidecker donated some $200k to Hilary Clinton’s campaign, it seems guaranteed the majority of their income since the beginning has come from a select few wealthy liberal philanthropists and probably directly from some PACs.
DJ Smokey made music with Joeyy, who works for Sam Hyde
I will now watch MDE. I will get into anything DJ Smokey touches even by proxy
Cumtown threads were better when they were getting spammed by that guy
cumtown threads are the worst thing to exist and you should actually get ran over by a choo choo train
I love when Adam tries to say something leftist because he thinks the room supports it, and then when asked what the frick he’s talking about, or why, he can’t explain and gets embarrassed.
what’s Matt Christman sick with anyways? I’d hate to lose an original basedjak